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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I thought vaginas were on furlough

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I thought vaginas were on furlough

Well you can have 67% of it till March then .....

Now answer the Q's

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

1. Do vaginas go slack? Yes

2. Why do they go slack? Neglect

3. What stops them from going slack? Anal

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Slack as in muscle tightness or capacity to swallow lots

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

1. Yes

2. When men think a woman is past her sexual prime/of no sexual value.

3. Men still finding them desirable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

1. Sometimes

2. Improper maintenance

3. Regular servicing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack? Yes

2. Why do they go slack? Neglect

3. What stops them from going slack? Anal

1 out of 3 but a bonus point for the giggle.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Yes

2. When men think a woman is past her sexual prime/of no sexual value.

3. Men still finding them desirable.

1 out of 3.

or 3 out of 3 depending on what side of the menopause I am marking.

You must try harder.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

1. Sometimes

2. Improper maintenance

3. Regular servicing"

0 out of 3 or 2 out of 3 again this depends on the menopause.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently

2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’

3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that they do Granny.

I need to find someone to check and let me know though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently

2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’

3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum"

this

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...

If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.

Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently

2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’

3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum"

Ha! you are 'quoting' ...... you provocative persons you. Funny tho .... you don't believe that. Tell me you don't believe that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...

If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.

Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier ."

That's why they take it in the bumhole and are grateful because it saves from the guy seeing how slack the vag is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few slack cunts in my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

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1. Sometimes

2. Rigor mortis has passed

3. Consistent usage and keegals

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...

If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.

Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier .

That's why they take it in the bumhole and are grateful because it saves from the guy seeing how slack the vag is

Stop it now! I could crack walnuts in my vag !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1. Sometimes

2. Rigor mortis has passed

3. Consistent usage and keegals "

2 out 3 66% Good pass. B.

Stop fucking after rigor mortis. Refer only to live women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...

If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.

Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier .

That's why they take it in the bumhole and are grateful because it saves from the guy seeing how slack the vag is

Stop it now! I could crack walnuts in my vag !

Oh Granny you epitomise sexuality

I have cracked plenty of nuts with mine, and Dash used it to crack open his bottle of beer once

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...

If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.

Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier ."

It's sad that some people still genuinely believe that.

Besides, there's no such thing as fucking too much

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently

2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’

3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum

Ha! you are 'quoting' ...... you provocative persons you. Funny tho .... you don't believe that. Tell me you don't believe that

Of course not

I’ve birthed two crotch goblins and am still tighter than a bulls arsehole in fly season

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now. "

I should furlough it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently

2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’

3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum

Ha! you are 'quoting' ...... you provocative persons you. Funny tho .... you don't believe that. Tell me you don't believe that

Of course not

I’ve birthed two crotch goblins and am still tighter than a bulls arsehole in fly season

Darling ! Such a wonderful use of English.

I am pinching ,'Crotch Goblin' never heard it made me laugh ......

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it. "

Anal?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it. "

Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1. Yes

2. Age/neglect

3. Hold in your pee

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it.

Anal? "

The answer to everything !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1. Yes

2. Age/neglect

3. Hold in your pee "

2 and a half out of 3. 78% Top of the class right now....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it.

Anal? "

For you, always

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it.

Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose"

My vagina IS the vacuum hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it.

Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose

My vagina IS the vacuum hose. "

My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny ain't a slacker.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it.

Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose

My vagina IS the vacuum hose.

My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me?

Just give me 5 minutes to finish the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the answers to the test.

1. Yes

2. Age, lack of exercise and lack of use

3. Exercise and use.

Like any body part, the muscular areas of it remain toned through regular exercise.

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it.

Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose

My vagina IS the vacuum hose.

My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me?

Just give me 5 minutes to finish the stairs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh and the answers to the test.

1. Yes

2. Age, lack of exercise and lack of use

3. Exercise and use.

Like any body part, the muscular areas of it remain toned through regular exercise."

Your asked your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.

I should furlough it.

Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose

My vagina IS the vacuum hose.

My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me?

Just give me 5 minutes to finish the stairs

On second thoughts if you can fit the stairs in I won’t touch the sides

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

100% btw....... thread finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and the answers to the test.

1. Yes

2. Age, lack of exercise and lack of use

3. Exercise and use.

Like any body part, the muscular areas of it remain toned through regular exercise.

Your asked your mum. "

Sadly not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1 yes

2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,

3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.

Get an Elvie.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1 yes

2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,

3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.

Get an Elvis."

What’s an Elvis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1 yes

2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,

3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.

Get an Elvis.

What’s an Elvis?

Elvie. Google it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1 yes

2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,

3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.

Get an Elvis.

What’s an Elvis?

Elvie. Google it. "

Thank you very much

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

1 yes

2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,

3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.

Get an Elvis.

What’s an Elvis?

Elvie. Google it.

Thank you very much "

Haaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well itsa 1 for the fanny

2 for a show

3 for the bumhole

Go vag go !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal?

Why ask ?

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I thought vaginas were on furlough

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well itsa 1 for the fanny

2 for a show

3 for the bumhole

Go vag go !"

But don’t you squirt on my blue suede shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal?

Why ask ?"

Think that was one of the answers in the thread in question

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Well itsa 1 for the fanny

2 for a show

3 for the bumhole

Go vag go !

But don’t you squirt on my blue suede shoes"

Fantastic.. give yourself a pat on the head

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

They can do

Various reasons, child birth damage, old age, gravity

Pelvic clenches throughout the day other than that just got to go with what you have and make it work

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal?

Why ask ?

Think that was one of the answers in the thread in question

I know you daft bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

Do they do slack?

Possibly, but is probably determined by a few factors.

Why do they go slack?

Childbirth?

Age? (Sorry)

What stops them from going slack?

Pelvic floor exercises?? I really do not know, as u do not own one.

Apologies to every woman on here for my what are probably the daftest, most ignorant answers on this thread.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Do vaginas go slack?

2. Why do they go slack?

3. What stops them from going slack?

Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.

Do they do slack?

Possibly, but is probably determined by a few factors.

Why do they go slack?

Childbirth?

Age? (Sorry)

What stops them from going slack?

Pelvic floor exercises?? I really do not know, as u do not own one.

Apologies to every woman on here for my what are probably the daftest, most ignorant answers on this thread.

I thought you did pretty well....

Except for apologising for using the word 'age' ... it's not an insult.

Oh . except for not understanding that the birth canal is designed to expand to let the baby out and then contract.

Do your cheeks stay puffed out after you finish a gob full of popcorn ?

33% must do better

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

P.S. I do have a vagina.

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