FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking wind

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone ever broke wind during oral and not had a chance to worn the person in time to move from between your legs, I haven't personally but I have seen it happen at a party I was at, it didn't go well after that, I would like to know your thoughts and views on the subject xx

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

It's never happened to me but my god it would be my most embarrassing nightmare

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Its natural it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never happened to me but if it ever did i wouldn't be too bothered about it .as Esther rantzen would say that's life lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.

I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.

I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever broke wind during oral and not had a chance to worn the person in time to move from between your legs, I haven't personally but I have seen it happen at a party I was at, it didn't go well after that, I would like to know your thoughts and views on the subject xx"

This post actually made us laugh out loud. Haha

Tee gets embarrassed at fanny farts so actually farting would be hilarious. I tell her fanny farts are a turn on. But actually farts are not. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.

I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener

Lucky you weren't rimming them lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.

I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener

Lucky you weren't rimming them lol

Yuk

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.

I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener

Worth the ear-bashing, I’ve no doubt

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention TRUMP!!!!!! Better out than in, as far as I am concerned!!!!

(Oh....we aren't talking politics)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Did someone mention TRUMP!!!!!! Better out than in, as far as I am concerned!!!!

(Oh....we aren't talking politics)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised."

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals."

At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals.

At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night

That one didn't come. It was just baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals.

At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night

That one didn't come. It was just baking "

Holy shit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals.

At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night

That one didn't come. It was just baking

Holy shit

Exactly, it's now Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals.

At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night

That one didn't come. It was just baking

Holy shit

Exactly, it's now Sunday!

Amen sister!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.

I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener

Worth the ear-bashing, I’ve no doubt

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals."

Omg just spat my gin out reading this!!! Bloody brilliant!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals.

Omg just spat my gin out reading this!!! Bloody brilliant!

I'm genuinely chuffed to bits

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It's never happened to me but if it ever did i wouldn't be too bothered about it .as Esther rantzen would say that's life lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when I thought this site couldn't get worse.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I often feel the need to go, especially if I'm lay on my back, but up until now I've always been able to squeeze it back inside

However, every day brings me closer to the first time that I let one go....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just when I thought this site couldn't get worse."

Why you squeezing one out

A stinker?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Just when I thought this site couldn't get worse."

Oh, this is nothing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a side note, but almost relevant.

I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day

I'm poised.

Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....

I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.

Life goals."

Hahaha

that's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it with a girl once, we were doing doggy and she let one rip. I laughed and she was embarrassed but we carried on and still laugh about it to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the Queen farts ffs...

It's not like you shit yourself, is it?

Hasn't happened to me yet but I would find it hilarious and I'm sure my company would, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh not had any part but fanny fart well it's a giggle then you have to pull out with every stroke and push the air back in

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

No I think I'd be in hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup guilty as charged but it couldn't have been a bad one as she never commented.

Remember my first GF fanny farted in my face during a 69 and she was mortified. I was in stitches and not remotely bothered though.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Last time M parped he sang this to me

I farted, I farted, I made a trouser cough

I whistled in my Y fronts

I just peeled one off

Who says romance is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time M parped he sang this to me

I farted, I farted, I made a trouser cough

I whistled in my Y fronts

I just peeled one off

Who says romance is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are actually some people who have a fart fetish, (not me I hasten to add) so they would definitely love it if their partner let one off in their face!

I have had some messages during my time on fab where guys have actually asked if they could meet me and have me do this to them!

Like who actually has that much control of when they pass wind? It would take an awful lot of baked beans or sprouts for it to even be a slight possibility lol.

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

This thread has quite literally taken my breath away. The wind has been removed from my sails.

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

It’s all about shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits..............

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Excellent - spotted this thread the second after letting go an absolute duvet-melter.

Living alone has its benefits, for sure. Especially when you have the mind of a small child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's ever happened during oral, but I've definitely trumped during sex once or twice. I went with a girl once who would fart and then force my head under the duvet, she was a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love farting videos from Jack Vale on social media.. too many people are too serious

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