FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid cutlery

By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

For some reason my wife likes novelty cutlery and such. I own 8 bass guitar shaped spoons thanks to her, for example. She also recently bought herself 4 teeeny tiny but very long spoons purely to eat cream with. Any ideas for similarly stupid things she'll love?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

They do guitar shaped clocks

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I reckon a fork with octopus tentacles for legs would be a good shout

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By *REYTIMBERWOLFMan
over a year ago

reading

those knitted dolls that go over toilet rolls is a step back to normality

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"those knitted dolls that go over toilet rolls is a step back to normality "

Those things are grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen wooden utensil sets that are carved into guitars & A bicycle pizza cutter

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I reckon a fork with octopus tentacles for legs would be a good shout"

You knew what I meant. Fork prong things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve seen wooden utensil sets that are carved into guitars & A bicycle pizza cutter "

Where from please? Might get some for caravan

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I reckon a fork with octopus tentacles for legs would be a good shout

You knew what I meant. Fork prong things

Tines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some reason my wife likes novelty cutlery and such. I own 8 bass guitar shaped spoons thanks to her, for example. She also recently bought herself 4 teeeny tiny but very long spoons purely to eat cream with. Any ideas for similarly stupid things she'll love? "

Sound like spoons for eating Knickerbocker glories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve seen wooden utensil sets that are carved into guitars & A bicycle pizza cutter

Where from please? Might get some for caravan

Sorry I didn’t mean to post that twice not sure what happened there my wifi went off though

.... I will try and remember and get back to you...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I reckon a fork with octopus tentacles for legs would be a good shout

You knew what I meant. Fork prong things

Tines

thank you!

That's the buggers, anyway. Forks with octopus tentacles for tines.

I got there in the en

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"those knitted dolls that go over toilet rolls is a step back to normality "

Be hard to eat your soup with mind!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve seen wooden utensil sets that are carved into guitars & A bicycle pizza cutter

Where from please? Might get some for caravan

Sorry I didn’t mean to post that twice not sure what happened there my wifi went off though

.... I will try and remember and get back to you..."

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ooh ooh we used to have an extendable fork, great for messing with the kids and stealing their food at the table

Mrs TMN x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?"

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today "

I want one just for the name

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today

I want one just for the name

Do it, got to post a pic using it though

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Spork is the way forward

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today

I want one just for the name

It’s a handy little tool

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today

I want one just for the name

It’s a handy little tool

For hitting people right? I don't do porridge

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I've got some of that multi coloured cutlery, if you google rainbow colour you will probably find it. I love it so much that I got matching straws

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today

I want one just for the name

It’s a handy little tool

For hitting people right? I don't do porridge

It’s not big enough to hit people with sweetie, you be better with a hammer for that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today

I want one just for the name

It’s a handy little tool

For hitting people right? I don't do porridge

It’s not big enough to hit people with sweetie, you be better with a hammer for that

Well that's a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spork is the way forward "

My Nan used to have a set of those, no idea what happened to them.

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Those big spoons you eat starters or posh snacks off. But you can’t get you gob around them because the spoon is too wide.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

cutlery probably won't matter before long .... was talking to a school teacher the other day who mentioned they are having to teach some kids how to use a knife & fork !!!

They reckon it's because they have been bought up on a diet of fast, finger food ... i.e. sandwiches. Mcdonalds etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve seen wooden utensil sets that are carved into guitars & A bicycle pizza cutter "

I need a bicycle pizza cutter

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Toaster Tongs

I have a silver spurdle

What the pissing heck is a spurdle?

I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?

It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today

I want one just for the name

It’s a handy little tool

For hitting people right? I don't do porridge

That'd be a Priest not a Spurtle. Slippery slope to just using a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Those big spoons you eat starters or posh snacks off. But you can’t get you gob around them because the spoon is too wide. "

I've seen fry ups on shovels..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those big spoons you eat starters or posh snacks off. But you can’t get you gob around them because the spoon is too wide.

I've seen fry ups on shovels..? "

From the footplate of a steam train?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This is hilarious. Unfortunately the spoon is the only bit that's not funny. There's a Superman version too but this one's the best.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/DC-Comics-Official-Batman-Topper/dp/B00UBW80NG

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ooh mini garden spades and forks!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get yourself a vw camper ..you lay yourself open to all manner of VW craziness

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mum's got two sizes of the same knives and forks...it drives me crazy trying to eat with the little stuff ..then ing the little cutlery from the bigger stuff

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

We have lightsaber chopsticks and a spatula shaped like a flat egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightsabre chopsticks, rainbow coloured cutlery and deer hoof salad fork and spoon!

Sandc

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lightsabre chopsticks, rainbow coloured cutlery and deer hoof salad fork and spoon!

Sandc"

Seems I can get spoons with a wedge out the front or literal taxidermy deer hoof cutlery!

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