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By *ottsguy44 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can't tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time. The wife thought for a few moments, then said: Your penis is bigger than your Friends.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Alternatively.....

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can't tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time. The wife thought for a few moments, then said: "Your penis is bigger than your Brothers"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

You guys are bad!!!!!!!!!! But hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or....The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

And...I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".

I said: "You're obviously not listening".

And just for good measure...My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

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By *ukus 62Woman
over a year ago

Essex

pmsl

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Or....The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

And...I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".

I said: "You're obviously not listening".

And just for good measure...My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or....The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

And...I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".

I said: "You're obviously not listening".

And just for good measure...My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."

Three crackers there. (bet you can't read that without thinking of Frank Carson and in an Irish accent, betcha)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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