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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh.....

why not stop by and say hello and have a drink or two and a chat with other forumites and enjoy the music on the jukebox...

What can i get for you to drink at the bar tonight?....Its happy hour until 9 pm...Buy 1 drink get 1 free....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's quite the mouthful

Just a J20 for me thank you, and give the free drink of choice to the next gorgeous lady to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sooooo need a bar night Hot my old friend.

I’ll have a virtual pint of peroni please.

I’m just gonna pop some blur on the jukebox.

There’s no other way

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"That's quite the mouthful

Just a J20 for me thank you, and give the free drink of choice to the next gorgeous lady to reply "

Good evening ssb.....As you're first in the bar tonight your drink is on the house...What flavour J20 would you like?..

Will give your free drink of choice to the next lady....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tea x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I sooooo need a bar night Hot my old friend.

I’ll have a virtual pint of peroni please.

I’m just gonna pop some blur on the jukebox.

There’s no other way "

Good evening Sam....I realised I hadn't opened the bar for a long time!

One virtual pint of Peroni coming right up and your Blur song on the jukebox...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea x"

Good evening Miss Y....One cup of tea coming right up....Milk and sugar?....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ash. Long Island Tea please.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Tea x

Good evening Miss Y....One cup of tea coming right up....Milk and sugar?....x"

Milk no sugar xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey Ash!

If it's bogof, the free one is for you.

I'd love a mug of freshly grated ginger with hot water and a slice of lemon please. Maybe a dash of honey.

And music wise, something nice and calm for the soul. Thanks Ash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's quite the mouthful

Just a J20 for me thank you, and give the free drink of choice to the next gorgeous lady to reply

Good evening ssb.....As you're first in the bar tonight your drink is on the house...What flavour J20 would you like?..

Will give your free drink of choice to the next lady.... "

That's very kind of you, I'll go for an Apple and Raspberry one please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash. Long Island Tea please. "

Good evening Incandescent....One Long Island Tea coming right up...I hope you have had a nice day....

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Evening guys,

I'll have a red wine please. I've had a busy day so need to need to unwind a bit.

Kx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash. Long Island Tea please.

Good evening Incandescent....One Long Island Tea coming right up...I hope you have had a nice day.... "

Too stressful Ash so please don’t scrimp on the shots

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea x

Good evening Miss Y....One cup of tea coming right up....Milk and sugar?....x

Milk no sugar xx"

One tea with milk no sugar coming right up....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good evening Ash

I hope you and lorna are well

Can I please have a triple vodka, lime and lemonade with a shot of apple sourz on the side.

I miss dancing with my girls so this is a toast to them

Stomp by steps please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash & Lorna!

Large glass of rosé please...I’ll be free and easy after the free one

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash!

If it's bogof, the free one is for you.

I'd love a mug of freshly grated ginger with hot water and a slice of lemon please. Maybe a dash of honey.

And music wise, something nice and calm for the soul. Thanks Ash! "

Hey Meli!

Thankyou x...I will have a rum and cola...

One hot water with ginger a slice of lemon and a drop of honey coming right up...

Will look for something nice and calm for the jukebox.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash

I hope you and lorna are well

Can I please have a triple vodka, lime and lemonade with a shot of apple sourz on the side.

I miss dancing with my girls so this is a toast to them

Stomp by steps please xxx"

Oooh your head is going to be as bad as mine tomorrow morning

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"That's quite the mouthful

Just a J20 for me thank you, and give the free drink of choice to the next gorgeous lady to reply

Good evening ssb.....As you're first in the bar tonight your drink is on the house...What flavour J20 would you like?..

Will give your free drink of choice to the next lady....

That's very kind of you, I'll go for an Apple and Raspberry one please "

You're very welcome...One Apple and Raspberry J20 coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you both keeping. Can I get a bottle of hahn super dry and a round of tequila slammers

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening guys,

I'll have a red wine please. I've had a busy day so need to need to unwind a bit.

Kx"

Good Evening K......One glass of red wine to help you unwind coming right up....

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Oh Ash & Lorna, how are you both? Lovely bar you have here

Can I please have a gin and lemonade...best make it a cheeky double

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash. Long Island Tea please.

Good evening Incandescent....One Long Island Tea coming right up...I hope you have had a nice day....

Too stressful Ash so please don’t scrimp on the shots "

I will be very generous with the shots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have a double measure of spiced rum, single measure of ginger ale, topped with pepsi with crushed ice and a lemon wedge..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

I hope you and lorna are well

Can I please have a triple vodka, lime and lemonade with a shot of apple sourz on the side.

I miss dancing with my girls so this is a toast to them

Stomp by steps please xxx"

Good evening Compersion....We are both doing well thank you...Lorna should be with me in the bar a bit later on...

One tripple vodka with lime and lemonade and a shot of apple sourz on the side coming right up....

I hope you enjoy the Steps song on the jukebox x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMblBLQQ-O0

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Evening guys,

I'll have a red wine please. I've had a busy day so need to need to unwind a bit.

Kx

Good Evening K......One glass of red wine to help you unwind coming right up.... "

You might as well leave the bottle Ash and an extra glass incase anyone interesting comes along

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash & Lorna!

Large glass of rosé please...I’ll be free and easy after the free one "

Good evening Alis.....2 large glasses of Rose coming right up....and another free one!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How are you both keeping. Can I get a bottle of hahn super dry and a round of tequila slammers "

Good evening Catch....we are both good thank you...Nice to see you in the bar tonight...

One bottle of hahn super dry and a round of tequila slammers coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh Ash & Lorna, how are you both? Lovely bar you have here

Can I please have a gin and lemonade...best make it a cheeky double "

Good evening Abootyfulday......We are a both well thank you....Lorna should be here a bit later on

I'm glad you like the bar...we had it refurbished during the 1st lockdown

As its happy hour 2 cheeky double gins and lemonade coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ill have a double measure of spiced rum, single measure of ginger ale, topped with pepsi with crushed ice and a lemon wedge.."

Evening highoctane.....double measure of rum....single measure of ginger ale...topped with pepsi,crushed ice and lemon wedge coming right up....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

After last night... lemonade please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening guys,

I'll have a red wine please. I've had a busy day so need to need to unwind a bit.

Kx

Good Evening K......One glass of red wine to help you unwind coming right up....

You might as well leave the bottle Ash and an extra glass incase anyone interesting comes along "

I Will leave the bottle of Red Mrs B....

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"After last night... lemonade please."

Good evening inaswing.....One lemonade coming right up.....

What happened last night?......

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Ash and Lorna! A large cold pinot would go down a treat, please! Have a lovely evening! Xxx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Oh Ash & Lorna, how are you both? Lovely bar you have here

Can I please have a gin and lemonade...best make it a cheeky double

Good evening Abootyfulday......We are a both well thank you....Lorna should be here a bit later on

I'm glad you like the bar...we had it refurbished during the 1st lockdown

As its happy hour 2 cheeky double gins and lemonade coming right up.... "

Oh my 2 doubles...by the time Lorna gets here I think there will be a couple tipsy people

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna! A large cold pinot would go down a treat, please! Have a lovely evening! Xxx"

Good evening Samiss!...One large cold Pinot coming right up!...

I hope you enjoy watching Strictly tonight...x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"After last night... lemonade please.

Good evening inaswing.....One lemonade coming right up.....

What happened last night?......"

Turns out that sometimes when I drink I go Paul Hogan

As a few people were amused to discover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill Evening highoctane.....double measure of rum....single measure of ginger ale...topped with pepsi,crushed ice and lemon wedge coming right up.... "

Cheers just what i need right now.. should try it sometime, the ginger ale really spices it up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna! A large cold pinot would go down a treat, please! Have a lovely evening! Xxx

Good evening Samiss!...One large cold Pinot coming right up!...

I hope you enjoy watching Strictly tonight...x"

Oh thank you Ash...I'm sure I will x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion. "

I feel so silly as had to google what Dubonnet is but sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are you both keeping. Can I get a bottle of hahn super dry and a round of tequila slammers

Good evening Catch....we are both good thank you...Nice to see you in the bar tonight...

One bottle of hahn super dry and a round of tequila slammers coming right up!...

"

Well thanks can't have too many tonight, so unfortunately, no karaoke from me this evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh Ash & Lorna, how are you both? Lovely bar you have here

Can I please have a gin and lemonade...best make it a cheeky double

Good evening Abootyfulday......We are a both well thank you....Lorna should be here a bit later on

I'm glad you like the bar...we had it refurbished during the 1st lockdown

As its happy hour 2 cheeky double gins and lemonade coming right up....

Oh my 2 doubles...by the time Lorna gets here I think there will be a couple tipsy people "

I'm already on my 3rd rum and cola!...

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion.

I feel so silly as had to google what Dubonnet is but sounds yummy "

It is rather delicious, apparently the queen mother would have two each day before lunch, it didn’t appear to do her any harm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd pop my head in from under the bed where I've been cleaning.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion. "

Good evening Curious couple...2 Gin and Dubonnets coming right up....The jukebox is behaving so far tonight so will see if i can play your song for you....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COy_JKXtzvE

Feeder - Buck Rodgers.....

Hes got a brand new car......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i have a Bailey's and ice please x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion.

Good evening Curious couple...2 Gin and Dubonnets coming right up....The jukebox is behaving so far tonight so will see if i can play your song for you....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COy_JKXtzvE

Feeder - Buck Rodgers.....

Hes got a brand new car......"

Has it got leather seats and a CD player?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"After last night... lemonade please.

Good evening inaswing.....One lemonade coming right up.....

What happened last night?......

Turns out that sometimes when I drink I go Paul Hogan

As a few people were amused to discover."

Crocodile Dundee?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I'd pop my head in from under the bed where I've been cleaning. "

Hey Lorna. How are you?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ill Evening highoctane.....double measure of rum....single measure of ginger ale...topped with pepsi,crushed ice and lemon wedge coming right up....

Cheers just what i need right now.. should try it sometime, the ginger ale really spices it up"

you're very welcome....Will give it a try....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How are you both keeping. Can I get a bottle of hahn super dry and a round of tequila slammers

Good evening Catch....we are both good thank you...Nice to see you in the bar tonight...

One bottle of hahn super dry and a round of tequila slammers coming right up!...

Well thanks can't have too many tonight, so unfortunately, no karaoke from me this evening "

You're very welcome...There is always next week...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thought I'd pop my head in from under the bed where I've been cleaning. "

Hola mi amor....I think you deserve a large Pink gin and tonic.......

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By *ntheshadows1975Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Good evening. Oh my what a lovely place you have here. I may even make this my new local. I'm feeling in the mood for a nice cold rum and lemonade. O'm feeling in a good mood so can you let everyone know that the next drink is on me

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"May i have a Bailey's and ice please x"

Good evening Kelly...One Baileys and ice coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening. Oh my what a lovely place you have here. I may even make this my new local. I'm feeling in the mood for a nice cold rum and lemonade. O'm feeling in a good mood so can you let everyone know that the next drink is on me "

Good evening intheshadows....welcome to the bar....One cold rum and lemonade coming right up and the next drink is on you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I'd pop my head in from under the bed where I've been cleaning.

Hey Lorna. How are you? "

I'm dusty!

I'm having a clear out ready to move as soon as coronavirus is no longer being a pain in the arse.

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I'd pop my head in from under the bed where I've been cleaning.

Hey Lorna. How are you?

I'm dusty!

I'm having a clear out ready to move as soon as coronavirus is no longer being a pain in the arse.

How are you?"

Been better. Feel the need to get very d*unk.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"After last night... lemonade please.

Good evening inaswing.....One lemonade coming right up.....

What happened last night?......

Turns out that sometimes when I drink I go Paul Hogan

As a few people were amused to discover.

Crocodile Dundee?..... "

Broad Australian English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ash,

Fancy some red wine tonight. Surprise me!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Very chilled lager please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you two!! I feel like getting into trouble tonight.... Prosecco please!!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I'm in a Cointreau mood tonight Ash, with lots of ice, would that be possible please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash,

Fancy some red wine tonight. Surprise me!"

Good evening Citizensin...nice to see you back at the bar again....

I have for you a very fancy Red Cabernet Sauvignon.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Very chilled lager please."

Good evening _icentious....One very chilled lager coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey you two!! I feel like getting into trouble tonight.... Prosecco please!! "

Good evening Princess tiana.....One large Prosecco coming right up....I think i will have to keep an eye on you tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint or few of IPA please sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popped in for a quick pint of craft pilsner and to whack some Slayer on the jukebox. What do you have on tap that you would recommend?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm in a Cointreau mood tonight Ash, with lots of ice, would that be possible please "

Good evening Kent...One Cointreau liqueur with lots of ice coming right up....

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Excellent so glad your open. It's raining out there and it smells of covid. I'll have a pint of whiskey please . It's been a while.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A pint or few of IPA please sir

"

Evening Mollers....As its happy hour 2 pints of IPA coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow morning so please may i have an ice cold pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And can we have a little bit Metallica after Slayer please Ash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint or few of IPA please sir

Evening Mollers....As its happy hour 2 pints of IPA coming right up.... "

You Ash are a star Bartender

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just popped in for a quick pint of craft pilsner and to whack some Slayer on the jukebox. What do you have on tap that you would recommend? "

Evening freebeardrides.....I would recommend our Samuel Adams Noble Pils...

And some slayer on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03mS-ibqQxQ&list=PLAmczQUdwN1kA3_BpdCi3if6iFKHM2A9M&index=5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash,

Fancy some red wine tonight. Surprise me!

Good evening Citizensin...nice to see you back at the bar again....

I have for you a very fancy Red Cabernet Sauvignon. "

Perfect! I’ll have 5 bottles!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Excellent so glad your open. It's raining out there and it smells of covid. I'll have a pint of whiskey please . It's been a while. "

Good evening _erdirtyrockstar and welcome to the bar.....One pint of Whiskey coming right up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow morning so please may i have an ice cold pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake "

Good evening Taff.....One ice cold pint of Nesquick chocolate milkshake coming right up...I hope you are well.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And can we have a little bit Metallica after Slayer please Ash? "

We sure can!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI&list=PLXIdhrTXbAT36_3u_N5Bz7uSvIu8hXSMX

Metallica - Nothing else matters.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash,

Fancy some red wine tonight. Surprise me!

Good evening Citizensin...nice to see you back at the bar again....

I have for you a very fancy Red Cabernet Sauvignon.

Perfect! I’ll have 5 bottles!"

5 bottles coming right up...Will have to order some more in!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey you two!! I feel like getting into trouble tonight.... Prosecco please!!

Good evening Princess tiana.....One large Prosecco coming right up....I think i will have to keep an eye on you tonight!"

Probably best you just leave the bottle!! And I promise I'll try not to cause too much trouble!!

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

A pint of whiskey. Damn, the man served it straight up quick. Impressed . Best put this down quick. The party is cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers mate.. that IPA is a pretty fine pint mate

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Thought I'd pop my head in from under the bed where I've been cleaning. "

Hope you've not been working too hard Lorna, make sure and put your feet up and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey you two!! I feel like getting into trouble tonight.... Prosecco please!!

Good evening Princess tiana.....One large Prosecco coming right up....I think i will have to keep an eye on you tonight!

Probably best you just leave the bottle!! And I promise I'll try not to cause too much trouble!! "

Really?? xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey you two!! I feel like getting into trouble tonight.... Prosecco please!!

Good evening Princess tiana.....One large Prosecco coming right up....I think i will have to keep an eye on you tonight!

Probably best you just leave the bottle!! And I promise I'll try not to cause too much trouble!! "

I will leave the bottle....you should join Mrs Brightside over there...She asked me to leave her bottle too!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

large red please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cheers mate.. that IPA is a pretty fine pint mate "

You're welcome....Metallica is now playing on the Jukebox...Nothing else matters....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"large red please "

Good evening big tits and him...One large Red wine coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please? "

Good evening Hope....you most certainly can...would you like some ice and lemon in it?.....

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over a year ago


"Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow morning so please may i have an ice cold pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake

Good evening Taff.....One ice cold pint of Nesquick chocolate milkshake coming right up...I hope you are well..... "

splendidly tickerty boo here dear chap how are you ?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"thank you "

You're welcome and I hope you like the bar....

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over a year ago


"Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please?

Good evening Hope....you most certainly can...would you like some ice and lemon in it?....."

Just some ice please Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow morning so please may i have an ice cold pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake

Good evening Taff.....One ice cold pint of Nesquick chocolate milkshake coming right up...I hope you are well..... splendidly tickerty boo here dear chap how are you ? "

I'm doing good thank you...Lots of fireworks going off around here though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all - I'll have a gin & lemonade ice no lemon and give the free one to a lady of your choice

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over a year ago


"Hey you two!! I feel like getting into trouble tonight.... Prosecco please!!

Good evening Princess tiana.....One large Prosecco coming right up....I think i will have to keep an eye on you tonight!

Probably best you just leave the bottle!! And I promise I'll try not to cause too much trouble!!

I will leave the bottle....you should join Mrs Brightside over there...She asked me to leave her bottle too!....."

Oh my.....looking at Mrs Brightside's photos I would be more than happy to join her with our bottles... Reckon we will need a couple more to be fair!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please?

Good evening Hope....you most certainly can...would you like some ice and lemon in it?.....

Just some ice please Ash "

One diet cola with ice coming right up....

Had no football to watch today!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all - I'll have a gin & lemonade ice no lemon and give the free one to a lady of your choice "

Good evening Italia....One gin and lemonade with ice and no lemon coming right up....

Thank you....will give the free drink to the next lady who posts....

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over a year ago


"Evening all - I'll have a gin & lemonade ice no lemon and give the free one to a lady of your choice

Good evening Italia....One gin and lemonade with ice and no lemon coming right up....

Thank you....will give the free drink to the next lady who posts.... "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey you two!! I feel like getting into trouble tonight.... Prosecco please!!

Good evening Princess tiana.....One large Prosecco coming right up....I think i will have to keep an eye on you tonight!

Probably best you just leave the bottle!! And I promise I'll try not to cause too much trouble!!

I will leave the bottle....you should join Mrs Brightside over there...She asked me to leave her bottle too!.....

Oh my.....looking at Mrs Brightside's photos I would be more than happy to join her with our bottles... Reckon we will need a couple more to be fair!! "

I will have them ready!....

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

I have spent the pint of whiskey. Hick. Pint of water pleazeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whiskey hangover is the worst

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over a year ago


"Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please?

Good evening Hope....you most certainly can...would you like some ice and lemon in it?.....

Just some ice please Ash

One diet cola with ice coming right up....

Had no football to watch today!.... "

I know. It just isn't the same not going to the ground, although I have been quite happy that we missed Burnley away. They have the worst disabled facilities.

Have you and Lorna had a good day?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have spent the pint of whiskey. Hick. Pint of water pleazeee"

One pint of Water now coming right up!....

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion.

I feel so silly as had to google what Dubonnet is but sounds yummy

It is rather delicious, apparently the queen mother would have two each day before lunch, it didn’t appear to do her any harm. "

Oh I missed this...well if it's good enough for her then I am so keen to try it

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please?

Good evening Hope....you most certainly can...would you like some ice and lemon in it?.....

Just some ice please Ash

One diet cola with ice coming right up....

Had no football to watch today!....

I know. It just isn't the same not going to the ground, although I have been quite happy that we missed Burnley away. They have the worst disabled facilities.

Have you and Lorna had a good day? "

We have both had a good day thank you...

I have a feeling that Burnley will go down this season so as they have started so badly so hopefully you wont have to make any more away trips there for some time.

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over a year ago


"Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please?

Good evening Hope....you most certainly can...would you like some ice and lemon in it?.....

Just some ice please Ash

One diet cola with ice coming right up....

Had no football to watch today!....

I know. It just isn't the same not going to the ground, although I have been quite happy that we missed Burnley away. They have the worst disabled facilities.

Have you and Lorna had a good day? "

They we are in the process of changing a lot of things at The Turf, so maybe next time you come to Burnley things will have changed. And I agree that not going to the ground is a HUGE hole in peoples life.. But hopefully it won't be for long

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

My goodness busy bar tonight!!

Any chance of a flavoured gin and tonic, surprise me!

Hope you are both well

Jo xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion.

I feel so silly as had to google what Dubonnet is but sounds yummy

It is rather delicious, apparently the queen mother would have two each day before lunch, it didn’t appear to do her any harm.

Oh I missed this...well if it's good enough for her then I am so keen to try it "

One Gin and Dubonnet coming right up so that you can try it....

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over a year ago


"Evening Ash and all.

May I have a diet cola please?

Good evening Hope....you most certainly can...would you like some ice and lemon in it?.....

Just some ice please Ash

One diet cola with ice coming right up....

Had no football to watch today!....

I know. It just isn't the same not going to the ground, although I have been quite happy that we missed Burnley away. They have the worst disabled facilities.

Have you and Lorna had a good day?

They we are in the process of changing a lot of things at The Turf, so maybe next time you come to Burnley things will have changed. And I agree that not going to the ground is a HUGE hole in peoples life.. But hopefully it won't be for long "

I don't mind physically going to Turf Moor just the noise from the generator that is alongside the wheelchair area is madness and super cold. Also don't really expect an outside toilet in this day and age.

Vicarage Road has my vote for worst disabled facilities.

We have home and away season tickets so it is a big hole in our social life. Not quite the same searing at the tv

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"whiskey hangover is the worst "

Funnily enough, my drink request was reference to my first ever party when I was 17. A pint of whiskey shoved into my hands, and duly, albeit naively chugged right down .followed by a morning of nigh on weird ritualistic howling sick down the loo. But hey this is virtual right ? No hangover. Win .. a bottle is wine is fine in rl

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My goodness busy bar tonight!!

Any chance of a flavoured gin and tonic, surprise me!

Hope you are both well

Jo xx "

Good evening Jo...Its been very busy tonight!. We are both great thank you.

I recommend you try a Malfy Gin Rosa...

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"My goodness busy bar tonight!!

Any chance of a flavoured gin and tonic, surprise me!

Hope you are both well

Jo xx

Good evening Jo...Its been very busy tonight!. We are both great thank you.

I recommend you try a Malfy Gin Rosa... "

Ooh, sounds interesting, explain further please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My goodness busy bar tonight!!

Any chance of a flavoured gin and tonic, surprise me!

Hope you are both well

Jo xx

Good evening Jo...Its been very busy tonight!. We are both great thank you.

I recommend you try a Malfy Gin Rosa...

Ooh, sounds interesting, explain further please xx"

Its a Pink Gin with a vibrant grapefruit taste that is very smooth and refreshing and one of most popular at the moment.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash, hope you are well.

Can I get two Gin and Dubonnet’s please, and one for yourself whilst you are at it.

Is the Jukebox behaving? I am in the mood for some Feeder this evening but would hate for it to take three hours to get to my selection only for it to cut out halfway through Buck Rogers and start playing Celine Dion.

I feel so silly as had to google what Dubonnet is but sounds yummy

It is rather delicious, apparently the queen mother would have two each day before lunch, it didn’t appear to do her any harm.

Oh I missed this...well if it's good enough for her then I am so keen to try it

One Gin and Dubonnet coming right up so that you can try it.... "

Aw you are a charmer Ash, thank you very much

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello Ash, Lorna. Hi everyone...

Ash may I have a Macallan no ice please.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Hey everyone! A hot chocolate for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chocolate is good

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash, Lorna. Hi everyone...

Ash may I have a Macallan no ice please. "

Good evening Lorraine....One Macallan with no ice coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey everyone! A hot chocolate for me please "

Hey Blueeyes....One Hot Chocolate coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone .if the bar is still open i would love a Jack d and x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Hey everyone! A hot chocolate for me please

Hey Blueeyes....One Hot Chocolate coming right up.... "

Marshmallows too if they are available pwease

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone .if the bar is still open i would love a Jack d and x "

Just in time Jack as we need to close at 10 pm.

One Jack Daniel's and cola coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey everyone! A hot chocolate for me please

Hey Blueeyes....One Hot Chocolate coming right up....

Marshmallows too if they are available pwease "

They sure are

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over a year ago


"Just popped in for a quick pint of craft pilsner and to whack some Slayer on the jukebox. What do you have on tap that you would recommend?

Evening freebeardrides.....I would recommend our Samuel Adams Noble Pils...

And some slayer on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03mS-ibqQxQ&list=PLAmczQUdwN1kA3_BpdCi3if6iFKHM2A9M&index=5"

Ooooo a bit of Man In A Box as we refer to it down here! Don't mind if I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ere what happened to the Jukebox

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ere what happened to the Jukebox "

It's almost 10 pm and closing time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ere what happened to the Jukebox

It's almost 10 pm and closing time now "

Aww can we not have a lock in??

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