FabSwingers.com forum: Fingering

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I couldn't sleep last night and kept thinking why we call them fish fingers because fish don't have fingers.

And anyway, why should fingers get all the glory? Why not call them fish toes?

The world is a crazy place.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fudge has no fingers either.

Mind-fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fudge has no fingers either.

Mind-fuck "

It's fucking wrong and needs to be stopped.

I'm going to start calling it a toe of Fudge.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

And so is the lounge it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't sleep last night and kept thinking why we call them fish fingers because fish don't have fingers.

And anyway, why should fingers get all the glory? Why not call them fish toes?

The world is a crazy place."

Toes?!

that's why it's not called toes anything

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fudge has no fingers either.

Mind-fuck

It's fucking wrong and needs to be stopped.

I'm going to start calling it a toe of Fudge."

I had one of those once. Always make sure the person about to sit next to you (when you're sat with your legs crossed) is wearing undies if they don't have good special awareness.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I couldn't sleep last night and kept thinking why we call them fish fingers because fish don't have fingers.

And anyway, why should fingers get all the glory? Why not call them fish toes?

The world is a crazy place."

How long are your toes?

Mrs TMN x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I couldn't sleep last night and kept thinking why we call them fish fingers because fish don't have fingers.

And anyway, why should fingers get all the glory? Why not call them fish toes?

The world is a crazy place.

How long are your toes?

Mrs TMN x"

You ever seen salad fingers?

You tube that bad boy

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I couldn't sleep last night and kept thinking why we call them fish fingers because fish don't have fingers.

And anyway, why should fingers get all the glory? Why not call them fish toes?

The world is a crazy place.

How long are your toes?

Mrs TMN x

You ever seen salad fingers?

You tube that bad boy "

I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't sleep last night and kept thinking why we call them fish fingers because fish don't have fingers.

And anyway, why should fingers get all the glory? Why not call them fish toes?

The world is a crazy place."

It’s all to do with the scent of a lady lib.

When you’ve got a good stinky finger session in and you lift your well earned mug of tea to your mouth and you get that lovely musty kipper smell right up the nostrils.

Good times.

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