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"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging" I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong. What gems are on your local updates? Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today." Madness ! Some people Scary to think peoples priorities | |||
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"I love the local updates. Well, I do for a giggle, but then I also cringe so hard!! Just saw: "Is there any point staying on here? Supposed swingers - more like fridges!" Because that's going to get you laid isn't it! " Bet that status will get them a frosty reception | |||
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"So just had a look and this is why I never look Looking for a load or a suck. Will be in such and such an area at 1pm, come meet me. Left disappointed on this site, women say they like sex but don't actually want it. Lots and lots of cock in pussy pics amongst other things " Boooooooooo *thumbs down* | |||
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"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates " Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined! | |||
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"Changed area to where I am currently and got this "gem"... Some of the pictures in here make me feel like an unpaid gynaecologist" Tis true mind. I feel like Dr Penis Popper | |||
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"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!" Oops | |||
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"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined! Oops " I mean, there's no way there's anyone else as genius as me. It's clearly theft | |||
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"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined! Oops I mean, there's no way there's anyone else as genius as me. It's clearly theft " Could be or a matching of minds | |||
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"Spotted this one earlier and made me giggle... genuine couples only! Only looking to be given the run around I've missed the build up to a last minute no show!" | |||
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""Cock is ready to burst need someone to come pick me to take me to the woods and let me fuck them passionate" I found that one rather unsettling. I wonder if anyone responded " Where is little red riding hood when you need her eh? | |||
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"Changed area to where I am currently and got this "gem"... Some of the pictures in here make me feel like an unpaid gynaecologist Tis true mind. I feel like Dr Penis Popper " Is that like Dr Pepper but with added flavour? | |||
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""Cock is ready to burst need someone to come pick me to take me to the woods and let me fuck them passionate" I found that one rather unsettling. I wonder if anyone responded Where is little red riding hood when you need her eh?" She's too busy being eaten out by the big bad wolf. | |||
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"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging" I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong. What gems are on your local updates? Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today." There’s a guy we met on fab who has become a good friend too. He does the comedy circuit and his status’s regularly make us chuckle | |||
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"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging" I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong. What gems are on your local updates? Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today. There’s a guy we met on fab who has become a good friend too. He does the comedy circuit and his status’s regularly make us chuckle " I do love a funny status. Makes a pleasant read. | |||
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"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button and A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there " Ooooo, you and Doc are close! | |||
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"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button and A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there Ooooo, you and Doc are close!" *nips off to check it wasn't Doc arranging the house viewing | |||
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"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button and A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there Ooooo, you and Doc are close! *nips off to check it wasn't Doc arranging the house viewing " | |||
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""The fella has started righting erotic story’s hmm there good". I am... not convinced. " Howling | |||
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""The fella has started righting erotic story’s hmm there good". I am... not convinced. " | |||
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"There loads with men posting their phone numbers on my local updates. I’m always genuinely intrigued by people who do this, do they not realise how much information somebody can gain about you from your number? " It’s so silly. I wonder if anybody actually calls.... (07777177007) | |||
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"I think I blocked all the idiots of this type, used to see all the time "Tied up lubed up arse up, door unlocked at REAL ADDRESS, come in, say nothing, fuck me and go" " It's probably their ex's address.... or the local cop shop. That's where I'd send anyone that daft to go! | |||
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"There loads with men posting their phone numbers on my local updates. I’m always genuinely intrigued by people who do this, do they not realise how much information somebody can gain about you from your number? " I see similar posts from women round here too (well, Birmingham to be strictly accurate. And probably the scuzzier areas of it too) I often wonder if they get anyone calling, and their desires fulfilled. Because it all reeks of desperation to me I also see women naming and shaming others in their updates, as they've obviously had a falling out. Thought that was against site rules? | |||
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"I think I blocked all the idiots of this type, used to see all the time "Tied up lubed up arse up, door unlocked at REAL ADDRESS, come in, say nothing, fuck me and go" It's probably their ex's address.... or the local cop shop. That's where I'd send anyone that daft to go!" Yeah either way it's bad news and no ta I'm blocking your stupid arse | |||
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"My local updates have a lot of verifications from “old meets” lol. I’m staying inside " Yes, it's amazing how many people that's happening to, isn't it? Like a profile local to me that's had several new veri's this week, all from camming, all saying how good she is at sucking their cocks... | |||
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"My local updates have a lot of verifications from “old meets” lol. I’m staying inside Yes, it's amazing how many people that's happening to, isn't it? Like a profile local to me that's had several new veri's this week, all from camming, all saying how good she is at sucking their cocks... " Lol sounds like VR happening then huh. Craziness | |||
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"Mine are all boring "I'm horny" and "lockdown is crap" types...although there is a guy offering free pizza for a meet. I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted...might see if it includes free delivery " Pizza is always tempting lol | |||
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"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button and A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there " You’ve got the same local updates as me | |||
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"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button and A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there Ooooo, you and Doc are close! *nips off to check it wasn't Doc arranging the house viewing " I should have read this before commenting below | |||
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"I have 6 fairly new 'Couples'. 5 are male only playing atm, and the 6th is blindfolded wank of the Mrs. " You too it's amazing how many ladies are so considerate to allow their partner to play alone | |||
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"Mine are all boring "I'm horny" and "lockdown is crap" types...although there is a guy offering free pizza for a meet. I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted...might see if it includes free delivery " I think I’ve seen this film | |||
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"Mine are all boring "I'm horny" and "lockdown is crap" types...although there is a guy offering free pizza for a meet. I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted...might see if it includes free delivery " I'd be careful if I were you, because you might end up with a different kind of "free delivery" | |||
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"Recently I saw one offering £30 for used knickers. Another asking for viagra. Cock pics, status to meet now, suck or unload status's My block list gets so much bigger. Fear I'm missing out on the pussy pics though " Do you think there’s a market for used boxers? I’ve got some white calvins that have seen better days | |||
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"I'm having a mankini clearance as lime green was so last year. Buy two and get a free pair of rolled up socks " Love this! | |||
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"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!" I thought I recognised that. Yours is worded much better though | |||
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"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined! I thought I recognised that. Yours is worded much better though " Ancient too, been there what 5 years? | |||
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"A guy asking ...`Has anyone got garden equipment I can borrow now, a lawnmower or trimmer, I want it done before the lady gets back` at 3.20am this morn...LMAO & he was serious... " Tis not often I'm speechless | |||
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"Most of my local updates are from 'new' profiles that are returning for what must be the 15/16th time " And they all know "the score" too | |||
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"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting. One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face. I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released. " I grew up in Worcester. Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left | |||
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"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting. One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face. Or they're too busy polishing their knobs...? X I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released. I grew up in Worcester. Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left " | |||
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"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting. One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face. I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released. I grew up in Worcester. Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left " It’s true, it’s not been the same since you left. Ask anyone from Worcester and they will say the same | |||
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"Most of my local updates are from 'new' profiles that are returning for what must be the 15/16th time " Yeah I've got a bunch of 5-6 that I know by sight, they join once a week | |||
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"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting. One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face. I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released. I grew up in Worcester. Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left " So YOU were the source of it's sauce | |||
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"Many Many of the usual sexually depraved early hr status updates... But we've all seen those site is rife... One that stands out though recently was a woman repeatedly updating her status about her car boot sale selling used lingerie, underwear and toys... I actually received info about said `lady` from a reliable source... She needs to be avoided like Covid as apparently riddled with STIs ... I'm not one to judge ever but STI infected and selling used dirty knickers & toys I'm not sure weather to laugh, cry or Puuuuuuukkke" Pls don't misinterpret, I had absolutely no interest or intention in this `ladys` used `goods` but yes her status was apparently legit as in not a hoax. | |||
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"Just seen "Pleased to hear on the local news that beaver are back in Cornwall" " Bwahahahahaahaha | |||
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"”Would anybody like to get me site supporter? I’d reward you for it” Balls to that!! " $eeking £emales to meet 2nite £££££ I see that sort of crap a lot. (Report block) | |||
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"”Would anybody like to get me site supporter? I’d reward you for it” Balls to that!! $eeking £emales to meet 2nite £££££ I see that sort of crap a lot. (Report block)" Surprisingly she's just become a site supporter and status is now... ”Who will fill me up and use me. Open to mmf or group” | |||
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"Just to redress the balance and show it's not all blokes.. "Whos got wiff and a big girthy cock" "any girls near the city centre looking for some fun. I want to eat something.... um um um um ummmmmm?" "On it laters kids" "Whos genuine, and awake ha" "Be good to have some company this Friday. And by company I mean chill have drinks dinner I love cooking. Enjoy each other’s company and see what else!!" Not sure if I'm more appalled by the trying to meet or the dreadful grammar and punctuation tbh. " I'm bi, so yeah, it's women, men, and couples | |||
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"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting. One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face. I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released. I grew up in Worcester. Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left It’s true, it’s not been the same since you left. Ask anyone from Worcester and they will say the same " I knew it! But I'm suprised it's that boring with you two there | |||
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"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting. One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face. I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released. I grew up in Worcester. Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left It’s true, it’s not been the same since you left. Ask anyone from Worcester and they will say the same I knew it! But I'm suprised it's that boring with you two there" I can’t imagine what you mean, we are very respectable, upstanding members of the community | |||
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"If know how to treat a guy by not just spreading your legs like a cheap slapper, you may just be in for a surprise. Posted by Northamptons no 1 charmer " #wasn'tme | |||
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"This gem,,,, “love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys” Hmmm any ideas on the meaning?? " Have you tried google translate? | |||
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"This gem,,,, “love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys” Hmmm any ideas on the meaning?? Have you tried google translate?" Yes, all I got was “Pardon?” | |||
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"This gem,,,, “love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys” Hmmm any ideas on the meaning?? " Sounds like they want couple play with butt man | |||
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"This one has come up! "Good News !!!! Cumming is at long last back in favour after being in the doghouse (No 10) it is now cool to cum again" " Oh I don't want to associate those things | |||
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"This gem,,,, “love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys” Hmmm any ideas on the meaning?? " I think it means "i want to meet a couple, however I don't want the one with the winky to get too close, I don't do ghey" | |||
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"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging" I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong. What gems are on your local updates? Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today." Similar thing Peach, but instead of swinging it said “Fab” | |||
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"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging" I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong. What gems are on your local updates? Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today. Similar thing Peach, but instead of swinging it said “Fab” " Boggling. Absolutely boggling. | |||
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"Someone... ”Is now owned” Subs are for life!... not just for Christmas!! " | |||
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"Some are funny, the huffy ones make me laugh lol" Some of the huffy ones make me chuckle, others make me wanna bitch kick em in the tit | |||
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"This gem - To have a simple complimentary comment instantly deleted hahahahaha tank of pure sharks man. They joined an hour ago - me thinks there may be trouble ahead " Just call me jaws | |||
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