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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me

It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging"

I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong.

What gems are on your local updates?

Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the local updates. Well, I do for a giggle, but then I also cringe so hard!!

Just saw:

"Is there any point staying on here? Supposed swingers - more like fridges!"

Because that's going to get you laid isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo! I never look at mine! Will go have a nosey and report back.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me

It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging"

I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong.

What gems are on your local updates?

Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today."

Madness ! Some people

Scary to think peoples priorities

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I love the local updates. Well, I do for a giggle, but then I also cringe so hard!!

Just saw:

"Is there any point staying on here? Supposed swingers - more like fridges!"

Because that's going to get you laid isn't it! "

Bet that status will get them a frosty reception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So just had a look and this is why I never look

Looking for a load or a suck.

Will be in such and such an area at 1pm, come meet me.

Left disappointed on this site, women say they like sex but don't actually want it.

Lots and lots of cock in pussy pics amongst other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There loads with men posting their phone numbers on my local updates. I’m always genuinely intrigued by people who do this, do they not realise how much information somebody can gain about you from your number?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So just had a look and this is why I never look

Looking for a load or a suck.

Will be in such and such an area at 1pm, come meet me.

Left disappointed on this site, women say they like sex but don't actually want it.

Lots and lots of cock in pussy pics amongst other things "

Boooooooooo *thumbs down*

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

My new anchor tattoo on my ass is so realistic, I can't get out of the bathtub.

That's more like it!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out

Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 6 fairly new 'Couples'. 5 are male only playing atm, and the 6th is blindfolded wank of the Mrs.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Changed area to where I am currently and got this "gem"...

Some of the pictures in here make me feel like an unpaid gynaecologist

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out

Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates "

Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I changed all my preferences so I didn’t have to see my local updates most were the need balls emptying now, who wants to suck my cock or the Mrs is away for the afternoon type updates

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Changed area to where I am currently and got this "gem"...

Some of the pictures in here make me feel like an unpaid gynaecologist"

Tis true mind. I feel like Dr Penis Popper

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out

Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates

Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!"

Oops

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out

Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates

Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!

Oops "

I mean, there's no way there's anyone else as genius as me. It's clearly theft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we found one earlier if your a stupid fucker who believes in covid dont bother messaging

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Spotted this one earlier and made me giggle...

genuine couples only! Only looking to be given the run around I've missed the build up to a last minute no show!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out

Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates

Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!

Oops

I mean, there's no way there's anyone else as genius as me. It's clearly theft "

Could be or a matching of minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock is ready to burst need someone to come pick me to take me to the woods and let me fuck them passionate"

I found that one rather unsettling. I wonder if anyone responded

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Spotted this one earlier and made me giggle...

genuine couples only! Only looking to be given the run around I've missed the build up to a last minute no show!"

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


""Cock is ready to burst need someone to come pick me to take me to the woods and let me fuck them passionate"

I found that one rather unsettling. I wonder if anyone responded "

Where is little red riding hood when you need her eh?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Changed area to where I am currently and got this "gem"...

Some of the pictures in here make me feel like an unpaid gynaecologist

Tis true mind. I feel like Dr Penis Popper "

Is that like Dr Pepper but with added flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Cock is ready to burst need someone to come pick me to take me to the woods and let me fuck them passionate"

I found that one rather unsettling. I wonder if anyone responded

Where is little red riding hood when you need her eh?"

She's too busy being eaten out by the big bad wolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are really inventive & observant in our area . Someone has written “Saturday” , no Sh@t Sherlock

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

This one's expecting a queue - better get a shift on..

Any one want to Skype in this order. Grannies, older couples, older

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By *ubby and naughty wifeCouple
over a year ago

kingswinford.


"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me

It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging"

I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong.

What gems are on your local updates?

Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today."

There’s a guy we met on fab who has become a good friend too. He does the comedy circuit and his status’s regularly make us chuckle

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Always read them and had many a chuckle about there comments

Seen many of the above comments already mostly by the ladies and some couples.

One lady posted that shes having sex one way or another this christmas covid or not.

I suspect shes going to be let down badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majority of my local updates are just people moaning a recent one from someone says they are coming off the site because there are “too many one-handed typists”

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me

It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging"

I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong.

What gems are on your local updates?

Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today.

There’s a guy we met on fab who has become a good friend too. He does the comedy circuit and his status’s regularly make us chuckle

"

I do love a funny status. Makes a pleasant read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was a woman who instructed the reader to lie down on their back and if their cock reached their belly button to get in touch

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Just seen one from someone in Doncaster:

"FRENCHGATE TOILETS. COME FUCK ME"

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting.

One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face.

I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A straight guy that loves cock when he's high

A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button

and

A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there

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By *JBezantMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Lots of people looking for tradesmen, and I don’t think for sexual purposes!

Not heard of google?! People are funny

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high

A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button

and

A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there "

Ooooo, you and Doc are close!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

(General types not specific statuses)

Accom now

Who wants drugs

I'm horny

Lockdown's a joke

Name-and-shame

I go through to block people mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high

A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button

and

A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there

Ooooo, you and Doc are close!"

*nips off to check it wasn't Doc arranging the house viewing

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high

A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button

and

A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there

Ooooo, you and Doc are close!

*nips off to check it wasn't Doc arranging the house viewing "

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The fella has started righting erotic story’s hmm there good".

I am... not convinced.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


""The fella has started righting erotic story’s hmm there good".

I am... not convinced. "

Howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The fella has started righting erotic story’s hmm there good".

I am... not convinced. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think I blocked all the idiots of this type, used to see all the time

"Tied up lubed up arse up, door unlocked at REAL ADDRESS, come in, say nothing, fuck me and go"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just looked through mine, nothing amusing but lots of meet now and gangbang requests... not sure people are grasping this social distancing malarkey

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven


"There loads with men posting their phone numbers on my local updates. I’m always genuinely intrigued by people who do this, do they not realise how much information somebody can gain about you from your number? "

It’s so silly. I wonder if anybody actually calls.... (07777177007)

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I have 37 people on my block list and 34 of those are so I don't have to read their insane, inane, bigoted and downright offensive updates.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Does anyone in bournmouth know of investment co called mind your p's n q's. They down as landlords of an apartment block in bradford cheers

That's the only ’gem’ that sticks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brisk walk to have a mooch... i never venture there

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think I blocked all the idiots of this type, used to see all the time

"Tied up lubed up arse up, door unlocked at REAL ADDRESS, come in, say nothing, fuck me and go"

"

It's probably their ex's address.... or the local cop shop. That's where I'd send anyone that daft to go!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

My funniest is

Here's an idea. Next pic I put up, everyone who fans it gets their name out in a hat. Lucky name to be pulled out gets to meet me after lockdown

there are some looking to meet requests as well like wtf

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"There loads with men posting their phone numbers on my local updates. I’m always genuinely intrigued by people who do this, do they not realise how much information somebody can gain about you from your number? "

I see similar posts from women round here too (well, Birmingham to be strictly accurate. And probably the scuzzier areas of it too)

I often wonder if they get anyone calling, and their desires fulfilled.

Because it all reeks of desperation to me

I also see women naming and shaming others in their updates, as they've obviously had a falling out. Thought that was against site rules?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mine is hilarious. I forget we all get different updates.

To say there's an epidemic out there. Theres an awful lot of people in close contact of others.

With pictures to prove it too.

Craziness I tell you!

Jo.Xx

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Just seen these gems in my local area:

"Cuck bf licking me and wanking his little dick in my panties whilst I look for a hung tall dom guy to bb pound me properly & put cuck bf in his place"

"What a miserable Saturday. Nothing to do except her high and play with myself"

Stay classy out there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I think I blocked all the idiots of this type, used to see all the time

"Tied up lubed up arse up, door unlocked at REAL ADDRESS, come in, say nothing, fuck me and go"

It's probably their ex's address.... or the local cop shop. That's where I'd send anyone that daft to go!"

Yeah either way it's bad news and no ta I'm blocking your stupid arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently I saw one offering £30 for used knickers.

Another asking for viagra.

Cock pics, status to meet now, suck or unload status's

My block list gets so much bigger.

Fear I'm missing out on the pussy pics though

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Very little happening on mine, but I see folk are still wanting to “play in the snow” despite it not being forecast til next weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates have a lot of verifications from “old meets” lol. I’m staying inside

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"My local updates have a lot of verifications from “old meets” lol. I’m staying inside "

Yes, it's amazing how many people that's happening to, isn't it?

Like a profile local to me that's had several new veri's this week, all from camming, all saying how good she is at sucking their cocks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local updates have a lot of verifications from “old meets” lol. I’m staying inside

Yes, it's amazing how many people that's happening to, isn't it?

Like a profile local to me that's had several new veri's this week, all from camming, all saying how good she is at sucking their cocks... "

Lol sounds like VR happening then huh. Craziness

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Mine are all boring "I'm horny" and "lockdown is crap" types...although there is a guy offering free pizza for a meet. I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted...might see if it includes free delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are all boring "I'm horny" and "lockdown is crap" types...although there is a guy offering free pizza for a meet. I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted...might see if it includes free delivery "

Pizza is always tempting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high

A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button

and

A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there "

You’ve got the same local updates as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A straight guy that loves cock when he's high

A lady who wants men to message her, but only if when lay down, their cock touches their belly button

and

A guy who I think is selling his home and is trying to arrange an 'open house' viewing day - he must be shy though as, apparently, he'll be knelt behind the curtain when you get there

Ooooo, you and Doc are close!

*nips off to check it wasn't Doc arranging the house viewing "

I should have read this before commenting below

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By *riveroneMan
over a year ago

Hyde


"I have 6 fairly new 'Couples'. 5 are male only playing atm, and the 6th is blindfolded wank of the Mrs. "

You too it's amazing how many ladies are so considerate to allow their partner to play alone

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ah great minds OP, I was thinking to do this thread too!

Slim pickings with me but I think this one edges it:

"Needing a woman to let me suck her toes while she touches her self"

Good luck!

Mrs TMN x

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By *riveroneMan
over a year ago

Hyde

Most of my local updates are from 'new' profiles that are returning for what must be the 15/16th time

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"Mine are all boring "I'm horny" and "lockdown is crap" types...although there is a guy offering free pizza for a meet. I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted...might see if it includes free delivery "

I think I’ve seen this film

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A lot in this area are ambiguous in their intentions but a bit obvious as well.

Driving home at 6.30 what can I do.

Saturday night at home, bored I wonder what mischief I can get up to.

Driving down the M6 at 5pm

And a lot of ...anyone free tonight

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Mine are all boring "I'm horny" and "lockdown is crap" types...although there is a guy offering free pizza for a meet. I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted...might see if it includes free delivery "

I'd be careful if I were you, because you might end up with a different kind of "free delivery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the photos.

One guy about poked my eyes out with his angles!!

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By *JBezantMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Recently I saw one offering £30 for used knickers.

Another asking for viagra.

Cock pics, status to meet now, suck or unload status's

My block list gets so much bigger.

Fear I'm missing out on the pussy pics though "

Do you think there’s a market for used boxers? I’ve got some white calvins that have seen better days

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm having a mankini clearance as lime green was so last year.

Buy two and get a free pair of rolled up socks

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm having a mankini clearance as lime green was so last year.

Buy two and get a free pair of rolled up socks "

Love this!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out

Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates

Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!"

I thought I recognised that.

Yours is worded much better though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asking ...`Has anyone got garden equipment I can borrow now, a lawnmower or trimmer, I want it done before the lady gets back` at 3.20am this morn...LMAO & he was serious...

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The best London is offering..... Ladies if your pumpum hygiene cert isn't 5 stars...I'm eating out

Now off to bleach my eyes, knew there was a reason I don’t look at local updates

Wtf?! Someone has clearly stolen and tweaked my header. I've had it since the day I joined!

I thought I recognised that.

Yours is worded much better though "

Ancient too, been there what 5 years?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A guy asking ...`Has anyone got garden equipment I can borrow now, a lawnmower or trimmer, I want it done before the lady gets back` at 3.20am this morn...LMAO & he was serious... "

Tis not often I'm speechless

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Mostly variations on the I'm horny, stuck up women/not genuine, it's my birthday, come shag/suck me trope.

But this one made me giggle "Don't you just love fucking your ex wife"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Most of my local updates are from 'new' profiles that are returning for what must be the 15/16th time "

And they all know "the score" too

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting.

One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face.

I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released. "

I grew up in Worcester.

Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting.

One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face.

Or they're too busy polishing their knobs...? X

I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released.

I grew up in Worcester.

Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left "

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting.

One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face.

I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released.

I grew up in Worcester.

Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left "

It’s true, it’s not been the same since you left. Ask anyone from Worcester and they will say the same

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Most of my local updates are from 'new' profiles that are returning for what must be the 15/16th time "

Yeah I've got a bunch of 5-6 that I know by sight, they join once a week

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting.

One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face.

I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released.

I grew up in Worcester.

Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left "

So YOU were the source of it's sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen "Pleased to hear on the local news that beaver are back in Cornwall"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many Many of the usual sexually depraved early hr status updates... But we've all seen those site is rife...

One that stands out though recently was a woman repeatedly updating her status about her car boot sale selling used lingerie, underwear and toys... I actually received info about said `lady` from a reliable source... She needs to be avoided like Covid as apparently riddled with STIs ... I'm not one to judge ever but STI infected and selling used dirty knickers & toys I'm not sure weather to laugh, cry or Puuuuuuukkke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many Many of the usual sexually depraved early hr status updates... But we've all seen those site is rife...

One that stands out though recently was a woman repeatedly updating her status about her car boot sale selling used lingerie, underwear and toys... I actually received info about said `lady` from a reliable source... She needs to be avoided like Covid as apparently riddled with STIs ... I'm not one to judge ever but STI infected and selling used dirty knickers & toys I'm not sure weather to laugh, cry or Puuuuuuukkke"

Pls don't misinterpret, I had absolutely no interest or intention in this `ladys` used `goods` but yes her status was apparently legit as in not a hoax.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just seen "Pleased to hear on the local news that beaver are back in Cornwall" "

Bwahahahahaahaha

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

”Would anybody like to get me site supporter? I’d reward you for it”

Balls to that!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"”Would anybody like to get me site supporter? I’d reward you for it”

Balls to that!! "

$eeking £emales to meet 2nite £££££

I see that sort of crap a lot. (Report block)

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"”Would anybody like to get me site supporter? I’d reward you for it”

Balls to that!!

$eeking £emales to meet 2nite £££££

I see that sort of crap a lot. (Report block)"

Surprisingly she's just become a site supporter

and status is now...

”Who will fill me up and use me. Open to mmf or group”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to redress the balance and show it's not all blokes..

"Whos got wiff and a big girthy cock"

"any girls near the city centre looking for some fun. I want to eat something.... um um um um ummmmmm?"

"On it laters kids"

"Whos genuine, and awake ha"

"Be good to have some company this Friday. And by company I mean chill have drinks dinner I love cooking. Enjoy each other’s company and see what else!!"

Not sure if I'm more appalled by the trying to meet or the dreadful grammar and punctuation tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the 7 or 8 new blatantly fake profiles that I have to add to my block list.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just to redress the balance and show it's not all blokes..

"Whos got wiff and a big girthy cock"

"any girls near the city centre looking for some fun. I want to eat something.... um um um um ummmmmm?"

"On it laters kids"

"Whos genuine, and awake ha"

"Be good to have some company this Friday. And by company I mean chill have drinks dinner I love cooking. Enjoy each other’s company and see what else!!"

Not sure if I'm more appalled by the trying to meet or the dreadful grammar and punctuation tbh. "

I'm bi, so yeah, it's women, men, and couples

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Mine is now just awash with "viewed your profile"

Bet 98% didn't make it to the end

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

[Removed by poster at 14/11/20 19:42:03]

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting.

One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face.

I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released.

I grew up in Worcester.

Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left

It’s true, it’s not been the same since you left. Ask anyone from Worcester and they will say the same "

I knew it!

But I'm suprised it's that boring with you two there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never look

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I changed my settings so I could see a wider variety of updates but nothing really exciting, amusing or interesting.

One chap is looking for a plumber and another fella is looking for a big load on his face.

I knew Worcester was boring but I thought there would be something. I’ll try again about midnight, that tends to be when the real corkers get released.

I grew up in Worcester.

Never used to be that boring. Maybe it's because I left

It’s true, it’s not been the same since you left. Ask anyone from Worcester and they will say the same

I knew it!

But I'm suprised it's that boring with you two there"

I can’t imagine what you mean, we are very respectable, upstanding members of the community

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I have just checked again and it is level pegging with guys and couples looking for Saturday night fun and one lady who needs a cock after a rough day at work.

The guy in need of a plumber must have found one as he has changed his status. I may message him and ask him for the number. You never know when you’ll need a plumber.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Chocolate orange buttons are good. I may have to test this theory

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Mine are pretty boring. Perhaps someone could suggest one for me to put up. Be kind

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If know how to treat a guy by not just spreading your legs like a cheap slapper, you may just be in for a surprise.

Posted by Northamptons no 1 charmer

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"If know how to treat a guy by not just spreading your legs like a cheap slapper, you may just be in for a surprise.

Posted by Northamptons no 1 charmer "

#wasn'tme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently a local lass has just enjoyed her creampie. I hope she at least wore a mask, the mind boggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one has come up! "Good News !!!! Cumming is at long last back in favour after being in the doghouse (No 10) it is now cool to cum again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gem,,,,

“love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys”

Hmmm any ideas on the meaning??

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"This gem,,,,

“love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys”

Hmmm any ideas on the meaning?? "

Have you tried google translate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This gem,,,,

“love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys”

Hmmm any ideas on the meaning??

Have you tried google translate?"

Yes, all I got was “Pardon?”

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This gem,,,,

“love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys”

Hmmm any ideas on the meaning?? "

Sounds like they want couple play with butt man

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This one has come up! "Good News !!!! Cumming is at long last back in favour after being in the doghouse (No 10) it is now cool to cum again" "

Oh I don't want to associate those things

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This gem,,,,

“love for to ladys m lfuck .me and do as thay like to me or couple play with but man half off couple don’t touch me don’t mine if both play with ladys”

Hmmm any ideas on the meaning?? "

I think it means "i want to meet a couple, however I don't want the one with the winky to get too close, I don't do ghey"

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me

It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging"

I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong.

What gems are on your local updates?

Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today."

Similar thing Peach, but instead of swinging it said “Fab”

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Someone...

”Is now owned”

Subs are for life!... not just for Christmas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are funny, the huffy ones make me laugh lol

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just having a browse for shits n giggles and came across one that made me

It said "this covid nonsense is killing swinging"

I think they spelt PEOPLE wrong.

What gems are on your local updates?

Something giggle worthy if you've got one, my locals aren't too funny today.

Similar thing Peach, but instead of swinging it said “Fab” "

Boggling. Absolutely boggling.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Someone...

”Is now owned”

Subs are for life!... not just for Christmas!! "

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Some are funny, the huffy ones make me laugh lol"

Some of the huffy ones make me chuckle, others make me wanna bitch kick em in the tit

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

This gem - To have a simple complimentary comment instantly deleted hahahahaha tank of pure sharks man.

They joined an hour ago - me thinks there may be trouble ahead

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

”This lockdown is frustrating”

Sometimes understatement is all you need!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This gem - To have a simple complimentary comment instantly deleted hahahahaha tank of pure sharks man.

They joined an hour ago - me thinks there may be trouble ahead "

Just call me jaws

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