FabSwingers.com forum: When’s the optimum time to ask a woman for anal ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they are bent over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"

I’ll put it in my diary

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

When they've just had a hot curry & a few beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After she dropped the kids off at the pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"

Where's my celestial maps!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Don’t ask, just slip it in

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Erm when I've maxed out the joint credit card buying stuff I don't need, have driven the new car into a concrete post and deleted the recording of an important football match as yet unwatched probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously you need to catch her in a good mood, so when are women in a good mood usually ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal "

Do we have to take it first, or you go first ?

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Erm when I've maxed out the joint credit card buying stuff I don't need, have driven the new car into a concrete post and deleted the recording of an important football match as yet unwatched probably.

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funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As she opens the box containing the strapon.

"I really want anal, darling..."

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol"

I like to go with the flow, I think I make it quite obvious what I want

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"After she dropped the kids off at the pool."

Post of the day!

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal

Do we have to take it first, or you go first ? "

I don't and won't receive anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After she dropped the kids off at the pool.

Post of the day! "

I'm ready now! Just been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

My new favourite person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On her birthday.

Special treat.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Spit and slip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said you had to ask?!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Ply her full of wine

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I tell him when I want it

J x

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

When her arse is in the air lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ply her full of wine "

Someone's stolen my answer

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

During a mmf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just after you've inserted the third finger.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This has got to be the funniest thread I have seen for a while... sorry I cannot offer any tips on when is a good time.

Ah... maybe when she is reading this thread...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's pissed

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When she’s just taken a rectal suppository and needs that extra bit of help poking it all the way up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she's pissed"

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ask a tv...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they're putting the washing in the tub

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

When she’s cannonballed the buttplug out her arse and through the window!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry OP, it was yesterday.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy and Ass.. love it equally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever youre doing....ask now and let us know the result(s)

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Why ask

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You know in films when a man proposes and the women replies "yes, yes, YES!".

Whisper the question just after the 2nd yes

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol"

Same here!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol

Same here!!

Make it sound so easy though "just slip it in"

That man meat would need to be as skinny as 1 piece of uncooked spaghetti to just slip it in

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Did you know Leap Year is known as "Anal Year" in some countries.

Feb 29th is marked as "Bum Bum Day" on all calendars and desk diaries and people traditionally exchange courgettes and cucumbers in celebration.

Hope this helps OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's bent over doing every day things like loading the washing machine or unpacking shopping, just go up behind her and start thrusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. because asshole is naturally very moist of course..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After she's crimped one out the morning after a meaty feast

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know Leap Year is known as "Anal Year" in some countries.

Feb 29th is marked as "Bum Bum Day" on all calendars and desk diaries and people traditionally exchange courgettes and cucumbers in celebration.

Hope this helps OP

Waiting for anal every 4 years, man that’s tough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’"

No I just told them to stick it in my bum

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Yes..Best clear up the question in advance... non of this sorry I slipped shit!

For me it's birthday's, anniversaries and bank holidays

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"
I’ll be around at 7:03 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right after she has eaten a prune and bean vindaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’

No I just told them to stick it in my bum"

Second addition to the 'most favourite' list today from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol

Same here!!

Make it sound so easy though "just slip it in"

That man meat would need to be as skinny as 1 piece of uncooked spaghetti to just slip it in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’

No I just told them to stick it in my bum"

this is the best thread

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X"

During the AOB of a conference call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ply her full of wine

Someone's stolen my answer

This usually works !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During a mmf

This one is guaranteed to work !!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

Is that Southampton, down there, on the South coast.......?

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

Just ask she can always say no or slap you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’

No I just told them to stick it in my bum"

I am learning so much today.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol"

Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X"

About 4 large wines in ...... even then I come to my senses.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Obviously you need to catch her in a good mood, so when are women in a good mood usually ?!"

When the men have gone away for a long time...... abroad, oil rig, prison ..... we don't mind.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the 30th February......

isn't the right answer to say that you "slipped".......

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Between "hello" and "nice to meet you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid cycle when super horny I’m guessing is a good date

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Obviously you need to catch her in a good mood, so when are women in a good mood usually ?!

When the men have gone away for a long time...... abroad, oil rig, prison ..... we don't mind."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol

Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet

Never a good thing is it my Friend !!

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

If shes a golfer..3 ways..

whens she,s bent over taking a ball 'Out of her 'Hole'

or,

if she's trying to get a 'Hole in One'

or, if she's lost her ball in the 'Bush' offer to give her 'One'

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Never!!!!! Don't mind a bit of anal play but actual penetrative sex that's a no no for me (tried and don't like) but I always feel it should be when the women asks for you to try it or for her to discuss it with you after all it her being penetrated

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hilarious replies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d need notice. I don’t eat for a full 24 hours before anal. Just drink coffee and have an anal douche.

Scarred by past poop experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d need notice. I don’t eat for a full 24 hours before anal. Just drink coffee and have an anal douche.

Scarred by past poop experiences. "

Im impressed by the prep

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

Again, if she's a golfer back in the clubhouse chatting at the bar..maybe after a couple of sherrys..

She's discussing her round..'well I was slow playing so I let 2 guys come from behind' and 'playing matchplay, I happened to say,well done 'its your hole.. whoops sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X"

Correct me if I'm wrong CityJeans, but weren't you on another thread a few days ago saying that anal was hugely overrated?

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

When they’re d*unk and horny

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

Definitely 'Not me

Ref golfing highlights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X

Correct me if I'm wrong CityJeans, but weren't you on another thread a few days ago saying that anal was hugely overrated?"

Maybe it's his way of trying to tell us something

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Inform them you are digging for chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when d*unk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X

Correct me if I'm wrong CityJeans, but weren't you on another thread a few days ago saying that anal was hugely overrated?"

Youre obviously not overly familiar with Citys posts

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X"

When I’m with a guy I fancy a lot, when we’ve had rampant vaginal sex that’s made me cum constantly, when there’s lube and plenty of spare condoms to hand - and I’m in the right frame of mind.

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

Eskimos apparently like it in the 'icehole'..'why dont you put your bait in the icehole' I was reading on their likes and dislikes.

Apparently too..Iceland shops are selling iced lollipops for anal stimulation..dont all rush at once..tip,,there in the.. (2FTPOO!) freezer..err! 'No didnt get it, Oh well keep trying there's 3 holes to choose from 'take your pick'could be your lucky day.

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

Anal can be a 'touchy' subject..literally!..like pushing your bike when youv a flat tyre..you need to be hard to get on your way.. and also..Bit like a slot machine..you can keep 'putting it in' but nothing comes out..'thank f..k for that'

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This sounds like experience talking....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Did you know Leap Year is known as "Anal Year" in some countries.

Feb 29th is marked as "Bum Bum Day" on all calendars and desk diaries and people traditionally exchange courgettes and cucumbers in celebration.

Hope this helps OP

Waiting for anal every 4 years, man that’s tough. "

I don't make the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal can be a 'touchy' subject..literally!..like pushing your bike when youv a flat tyre..you need to be hard to get on your way.. and also..Bit like a slot machine..you can keep 'putting it in' but nothing comes out..'thank f..k for that'"

Some could disagree.

Shit happens. Sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really into putting my penis into a ladies bum hole, but my tongue hell yeah.... Don't ask, I'm weird

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good

Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good

Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps."

I thought it was a bottle of gin first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good

Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps."

Fuckinhell you're a bit of all right arnt ya

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

When they've bent me over and burried their face in my pussy and ass. Might be a tad muffled though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they've bent me over and burried their face in my pussy and ass. Might be a tad muffled though. "

I'm hard now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn’t matter when but don’t forget to ask 3 times

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’

No I just told them to stick it in my bum"

This would be the optimum answer!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

When I'm tied and gagged?

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

Marry me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal "

This ^^^

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

I only like it on days that end in a Y, between the hours of 00:01 and 23:59.

No other times or days are acceptable.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"When I'm tied and gagged?"

Duly noted

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol

Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet

Never a good thing is it my Friend !! "

Nope. I left in tears and he left fab before I could report him

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good

Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps.

I thought it was a bottle of gin first

Goes without saying

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good

Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps.

Fuckinhell you're a bit of all right arnt ya

Fuck yeah! I'm not bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04

I’ll put it in my diary

And if you bent me over near the kettle I'll make you a brew at the same time! Multitasking ftw!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04

I’ll put it in my diary

And if you bent me over near the kettle I'll make you a brew at the same time! Multitasking ftw!!!

Top woman, I can open a bottle of beer whilst you're bent over as well.. Result

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

When you've just got the tip in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when Jupiter aligns with mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why ask, just tease her with it and she'll either let you in or slap your cock off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I tell you I am wearing my butt plug

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over a year ago

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

When she wakes up just as you've got the tip in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04

I’ll put it in my diary

And if you bent me over near the kettle I'll make you a brew at the same time! Multitasking ftw!!!

Top woman, I can open a bottle of beer whilst you're bent over as well.. Result"

Like I say multitasker! Can and have cracked nuts with my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

That’s the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just a few inches from each other depends on the position either going up or down. Would it make any difference in pleasure ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I keep coming back for more here... not for tha anal but for the comments. on this dull and grey November day.... this is so entertaining.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

When she's all lubed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After no complaints from the slip of a finger

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

When she's on her period but horny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X"

Wait for them to ask you. It's even hotter then.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

If you don't get the timing right you'll be in the shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she's on her period but horny as fuck

True. And then you can ask: how do you eat your sausage? With red or brown sauce?

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good

Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps.

Fuckinhell you're a bit of all right arnt ya

Fuck yeah! I'm not bad!

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On her birthday.

Special treat."

Sure it's not your birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half way through the run up and just before the traditional anal salute of shoughting "BRACE YOUR SELF"!!!!!!

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

After the 'Milky Way' has crossed with the 'milky bar and the Moon has lined up with 'Mars'..waiting patiently for Uranus cumin into view, then is the time to insert your Hamton Wick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually wait until after I've paid for my shopping so that if I'm thrown out, it's not a totally wasted trip.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

That made me giggle

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just after you sing happy bumday to you

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"

This, I really don’t think there’s any time

Just tell her you’d like to try it, see what she says.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just after she's asked for a new kitchen/ three piece suite/ car

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Just after she's asked for a new kitchen/ three piece suite/ car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d need notice. I don’t eat for a full 24 hours before anal. Just drink coffee and have an anal douche.

Scarred by past poop experiences. "

Sounds like there is a story to that one

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

When you are prepared to take it up your bum

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X"

Half past poo

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I just pop it in a first message, I don't like to beat around the bush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just pop it in a first message, I don't like to beat around the bush."

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After she's used her strapon on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just after she wispers her lovers name by mistake.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Don’t ask, just slip it in

If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out

lol

Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet

Never a good thing is it my Friend !!

Nope. I left in tears and he left fab before I could report him

This made me wince...the pain is like no other! Even having a coil inserted, a hemorrhoid cortorised, and a child pushing its fat head through your fanny simultaneously would not compare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that's the wrong attitude. I've found rimming ladies and getting them to experience arse play makes them keen to take cock up their arse and want it. I can honestly say all have then asked me to fuck their arses in later sex sessions. The idea is that it's a shared pleasure both parties enjoy. Suggesting a man has to ask seems to imply the man wants it and the woman doesn't. I've particularly found older ladies with well used slack pussies particularly like anal as their arses are still tight and they enjoy the feeling of being penetrated more in the arse than cunt.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Tbh my cock can be a bit of a stretch for anal. So it would be agreed beforehand. Sad if I can't but not the end of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely that's the wrong attitude. I've found rimming ladies and getting them to experience arse play makes them keen to take cock up their arse and want it. I can honestly say all have then asked me to fuck their arses in later sex sessions. The idea is that it's a shared pleasure both parties enjoy. Suggesting a man has to ask seems to imply the man wants it and the woman doesn't. I've particularly found older ladies with well used slack pussies particularly like anal as their arses are still tight and they enjoy the feeling of being penetrated more in the arse than cunt. "

Instead of asking 'does my bum look big in this' I'm going to start asking 'is my twat slack, be a mate and check'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 15/11/20 09:58:29]

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I find usually 15 minutes into first date is the optimal time to ask for anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for it right now

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By *oogie NightsCouple
over a year ago

shrewsbury

If the sex is amazing then plant the seed after a couple weeks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

When she says ..why haven't you used my bum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh when I'm arse up, super aroused and I don't move away when your penis is not finding the number 1 hole straight away...

Failing that, if you can't have the conversation regarding it, then you're not ready for the intimacy of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the other guy has just penetrated her vagina.

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

A long time girlfriend fancied anal while having sex on the lounge floor..she hunted hi and low for the lube..couldnt find it..by that time we,d gone off the idea.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A long time girlfriend fancied anal while having sex on the lounge floor..she hunted hi and low for the lube..couldnt find it..by that time we,d gone off the idea."

Such an emotional story!

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lots of women don’t want it, ever. Also, your attitude is the one that’s wrong - “well used slack pussies”? You should be ashamed of yourself, talking like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the sun, the moon and Uranus are in alignment!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about now?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

30 seconds after meeting them, no point wasting more time if they don’t!

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet

How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’

No I just told them to stick it in my bum"

My kind of lady.

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By *REYTIMBERWOLFMan
over a year ago

reading

"After she dropped the kids off at the pool."

I think many won't get that

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Seriously Marry me please. you are the girl of my dreams

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

After they just had a poo? Being practical of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER

She will let you know if she wants it !!!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"When she’s just taken a rectal suppository and needs that extra bit of help poking it all the way up "

I am still pissing myself laughing Best answer yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on how big your cock is, sometime after deciding I really really like you and will offer my bottom for your pleasure and never

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Ooh when I'm arse up, super aroused and I don't move away when your penis is not finding the number 1 hole straight away...

Failing that, if you can't have the conversation regarding it, then you're not ready for the intimacy of it.

I agree with that one. If I am with someone i will discuss how they feel about it. But sometimes it just happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depending on how big your cock is, sometime after deciding I really really like you and will offer my bottom for your pleasure and never

I have a tiny, tiny penis.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When oral sex has made her day and now you want to make her hole week

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By *axxonBlackMan
over a year ago

north

"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?

Thanks in advance X"

When she’s ready and interested in that with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just after you get in from the pub.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Right about now...

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