FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up lines uve heard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The darker they are the better

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Your mum?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum?

2/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever heard of Aussie kissing? It's like french but down under.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever heard of Aussie kissing? It's like french but down under."

That means French kissing to the Aussies would be......?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one in my inbox this eve....almost gushing at the thought!!!

Not!!

Simply put.... It stated

"oi slag. got a hard cock. I need 2 suck it and then Il fuck u good and proper"

Never felt so turned on in my life!!

What a line!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Your legs remind me of Oreos. I just want to split them open and lick the middle

. Sent to me yesterday.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A very charming mate of mine used to ask ladies 'so you fancy going haves on a bastard?'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had one in my inbox this eve....almost gushing at the thought!!!

Not!!

Simply put.... It stated

"oi slag. got a hard cock. I need 2 suck it and then Il fuck u good and proper"

Never felt so turned on in my life!!

What a line!!

No 'please' or 'thank you'?

Disgraceful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I had one in my inbox this eve....almost gushing at the thought!!!

Not!!

Simply put.... It stated

"oi slag. got a hard cock. I need 2 suck it and then Il fuck u good and proper"

Never felt so turned on in my life!!

What a line!!

OMG..he's such a bard..you resisted temptation, that's impressive!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your legs remind me of Oreos. I just want to split them open and lick the middle

. Sent to me yesterday."
So much for privacy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby (before he was) handing me a handkerchief... "does this smell of chloroform to you??"

Weird because I have no idea what chloroform smells like and I took a sniff.... I know.... Still, it worked..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Your legs remind me of Oreos. I just want to split them open and lick the middle

. Sent to me yesterday."

That made me smile alot lol I guess it could work with the sheer cheekiness of it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hubby (before he was) handing me a handkerchief... "does this smell of chloroform to you??"

Weird because I have no idea what chloroform smells like and I took a sniff.... I know.... Still, it worked.. "

This is the winner lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

A mate of mine once used this on holiday years ago. We were walking in the street and there were two girls walking on the other side of the road.

‘Hi Sugar’

‘Hello’

‘No, not you, the other lump’

It didn’t work.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

‘Nice legs. What time do they open?’

My excuse was that I was slightly worse for drink and put up too it by ‘mates’.

It was a long time ago and I still bump into the person in question, she is married with grown up kids and her opening line is usually ‘hello, have you grown up yet’, she says it with a smile and a laugh so I must have made an impression.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby (before he was) handing me a handkerchief... "does this smell of chloroform to you??"

Weird because I have no idea what chloroform smells like and I took a sniff.... I know.... Still, it worked.. "

Which worked? The line or the chloroform??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“Do you want to be the mother of my children?” off some bloke in a bar.

That’s Welsh men for you, straight to the point

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one that has worked for me.. I walked up to a young lady in a bar put.my hand in her drop k removed the ice dropped it to the floor and stamped on it she was about to have a go at me when I raised my finger and said now then .. I've broken then ice so can I buy you a drink

. She burst out laughing I brought her a drink and married her 2 years later..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"The darker they are the better "
nice legs ...

What time do they open ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect one this morning.

Your on here so your a slut

So fuck now you slut

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Based on some of the stuff being used on here I am definitely going about things the wrong way (ie politely)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *NTLovers2Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

Mate of mine said this to a girl in a nightclub....many years ago lol

" such lovely blonde hair, why did you dye your roots black? "

She laughed and he was in ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so you know.... I was in the bomb squad for years and trust me..... you're dynamite

Used it when I was Navy (only after lots of Dutch courage) I either got chatting to the young lady or sprayed with her drink as she bust out laughing. Either way I did quite well with the line

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ivagoTV/TS
over a year ago

Leixlip

Brilliant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The darker they are the better "

Heard this one a while ago. Took a second but then I got it...

"Is your dad in prison? If I was your dad I'd be in prison"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name google, because your everything I’ve been searching for

I’m the man of your dreams so what’s your other two wishes

God sent an angel from heaven when you were born

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread