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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is how you feel right now and the last thing you ate.

Mine is horny pasta

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Painful Grumpy Ferreo Rocher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relaxed choclit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annie oakley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked off Ritz crackers

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Tired fish cakes

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Half-cut fish finger sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you people eat alot of fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tipsy and happy tortilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Mayo Chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional Masturbator

Working from home has not been good for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!! "

See now I have to look up chilli nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Monday Happy

Tuesday Grumpy

Wednesday Bashful

Thursday Dopey

Friday Sneezy

Saturday Sleepy

Sunday Christine the Strawberry girl

All over the show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nauseous baked bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!!

See now I have to look up chilli nuts "

Walkers sensations.... They are bloody lovely!!

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

Relaxing Walnut's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!!

See now I have to look up chilli nuts

Walkers sensations.... They are bloody lovely!! "

Sounds delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relaxing Jaffa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy meatballs (quite apt!)

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Happy chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!!

See now I have to look up chilli nuts

Walkers sensations.... They are bloody lovely!!

Sounds delicious."

Just realised you're not in the UK! You'll have no idea what I'm talking about!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/11/20 23:06:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daft strudel. - with cream of course!!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Dozey Haddock

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Can't believe you can't see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy toffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satisfied apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!!

See now I have to look up chilli nuts

Walkers sensations.... They are bloody lovely!!

Sounds delicious.

Just realised you're not in the UK! You'll have no idea what I'm talking about!! "

See now I sending hubby on a mission to find them.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Excited fruitcake.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Optimistic hash brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!!

See now I have to look up chilli nuts

Walkers sensations.... They are bloody lovely!!

Sounds delicious.

Just realised you're not in the UK! You'll have no idea what I'm talking about!!

See now I sending hubby on a mission to find them. "

I blaming you

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Empty Taco

Lol! For some reason I found that much funnier than I should have!

Happy Taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cansado Dorito

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depressed biscuit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Happy Meatballs

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By *igdalbaMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Horny cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad monster-munch!

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Tired Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy toast

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Alert pie

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Knackered lemon fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide awake chewitt

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anxious insomniac cheese and biscuit

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Sausage sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired Toast.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Stiff biscuit

(Not in a smutty way, my back is stiff).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy bogey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy jammy toast

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Painful Grumpy Ferreo Rocher"

You ate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny ham sandwich

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hungry Babybel

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Manic Cucumber

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Super horny bacon sandwich

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Painful Grumpy Ferreo Rocher

You ate me "

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Relaxed mince pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhat squiffy chilli nuts!!

See now I have to look up chilli nuts

Walkers sensations.... They are bloody lovely!!

Sounds delicious.

Just realised you're not in the UK! You'll have no idea what I'm talking about!!

See now I sending hubby on a mission to find them.

I blaming you "

sorry!! Good luck finding them over there! I'll have to send you some!! Lol!

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Sprained Wrist.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Painful Grumpy Ferreo Rocher

You ate me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold and wet porridge

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

belligerent banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caffeinated Eggs...

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By *uroTongue4000Man
over a year ago

NW9/W10

The horny essential worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Bounty

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Mine is hard banana

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Feed-up wine gum

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Damp sandwich ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet Bailey's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of these gave me a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damp sandwich ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Fudge

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

We’re Shit Sandwich and Pondering sun dried tomato.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Very Horny Dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Achy nakd bar

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Sleepy cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy big cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored soup

Lu

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Tired lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy matchmaker

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Purple balz,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired almonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up marshmallow.

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy hula hoops

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Sleepy hula hoops"
ohh that reminded me,

I have a park of rancheros in the press,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Achy grapes

Although that could be me haemorrhoids

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Fed up marshmallow.

Sounds about right "

Hahah snap

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Achy grapes

Although that could be me haemorrhoids

"

Sexy spaghetti! X

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Hot Chicken

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Horny pasta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Achy grapes

Although that could be me haemorrhoids

"

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolly gingerbread man

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Tired wrap of the day

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Happy Bolognese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up ice lolly.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Discombobulated Lamb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caffeinated Pumpkin-seed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolloxed Pollock

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fucked Off Beans

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Fakey cakey maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bolloxed Pollock"

Dont know what pollock is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy turkey unicorn

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ambivalent rissotto (to be said in an Italian accent )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy toastie

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Tired yogurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Chocolate covered nuts.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Content shepherd's pie.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hot Chilli

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Wrecked fajitas

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired apple crumble and custard.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

Bored as shit custard cream biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrecked fajitas

Alice x"

I'd love fajitas now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry Satsuma

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Horny haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stucked borrito

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quintine Quarantino

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Aching monster munch

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Ecstatic yogurt coated peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randy Sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tingling sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anxious Heroes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frustrated Satsuma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excited Bolognese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy sandwich "

Happy is good

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Tired pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sullen steak

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By *igCatHuntingMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire, London

Sleepy cheeseballs.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Mystified mousse

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Chilled biscuit

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Tired egg sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy jelly bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smug burger

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Sore garlic bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard Vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bolloxed Pollock

Dont know what pollock is."

Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exhausted but relieved scone.

Not v catchy

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Depressed kebab

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By *JSwingsMan
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Sizzling sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master bater.....

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Wet fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny candy cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frustrated sausage

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Bored stupid, toast.

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Tired tangerine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cosy banana

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Reflective omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binge pervert haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat fooker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Binge pervert haha "

You feel like a binge and ate a pervert ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contented Jam Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Binge pervert haha

You feel like a binge and ate a pervert ?!"

Not too far off haha

I’d happily eat a fellow perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bemused Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is how you feel right now and the last thing you ate.

Mine is horny pasta "

Tired buttery scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indifferent omlette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome Sausage

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Chilled eggs

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

Lazy Toastie

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By *andy manMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Erect beef

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Sleepy chicken burger.

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (and regular stays in Staffs)

Ginger nuts (of the biscuit variety!)

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

Pam

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

BlueBalz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amused egg

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Relieved frangipan x

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By *uiteniceguyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Fit ham sandwich

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Tired chocolate

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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Frozen vag!... veg.

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