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I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug* | |||
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What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown? "Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx | |||
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How are you this evening lovely?
Evening everyone.
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What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown? "Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!! | |||
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"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers
I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*"There is always some tea waiting to be spilled in the beauty community J* drama, Tati lawsuit, James Charles's issues with his merch...this type of beauty bloggers? | |||
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"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited. What about you OP? " | |||
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"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers
I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*
There is always some tea waiting to be spilled in the beauty community J* drama, Tati lawsuit, James Charles's issues with his merch...this type of beauty bloggers?"Tati. What the *fuck*  | |||
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life " Poor Posh. I hope you will feel better soon lovely | |||
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"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited. What about you OP? "OMG!! You don't just drop that bombshell. Tonight's the night! 
Did you both keep to the deal?
Ahh I bet you're so excited though! 
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"I'm not even a human being according to Lu. Hi though
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life " Awwwww hugs
I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.
S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region 
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"Evening how are you how was your week x" It's been a bit crap to be honest but hey ho, it's Friday How was yours? | |||
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"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers
I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*"Ah well! It'll still be there tomorrow | |||
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My night is consisting of Chinese food and giggles. Couple of of disbelief thrown in for good measure.
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"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers
I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*
Ah well! It'll still be there tomorrow "Yup. I'm such a nerd I can't even with myself | |||
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"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited. What about you OP?
OMG!!
You don't just drop that bombshell. Tonight's the night!
Did you both keep to the deal?
Ahh I bet you're so excited though!
Jo.Xx "We didn't keep the deal as his return date changed three times already  but now he's on the plane so I should see him in about 4-5 hours. Fingers crossed | |||
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"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited. What about you OP? "Ooo exciting!!! What time will he be back? Maybe someone should check in with you next week just to make sure your both still alive | |||
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"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited. What about you OP?
Ooo exciting!!! What time will he be back? Maybe someone should check in with you next week just to make sure your both still alive "Best get some vagina shaped ice packs ready! | |||
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Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx"Aww sending you a hug I'm having a Gin! Enjoy lovely xx | |||
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"Listening to Gary Davies Sounds of the 80’s and chilling....... oh and we’ve both decided a well earned drink to chill with too. Hope everyone has a lovely weekend. During these very odd times " Sounds lovely. Enjoy! | |||
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"Hey Sparkles.
How are you this evening lovely?
Evening everyone.
Jo.Xx "Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx | |||
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"Hi, I've got my kids tonight watching a couple of Christmas movies. Hope you have a nice weekend "Aww! Enjoy! | |||
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No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown? "Evening Sparkles I'm waiting on small people to return. It's been really quiet and weird today. Like everyone disappeared off the face of the earth. | |||
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Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx"I'm sorry to hear that. Whatever is troubling you, I hope some light burns through your clouds. You're drinking my drink/ poison!!!! | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!! "How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles? | |||
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life " Aww darling  I'm sorry | |||
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currently relaxed with the Mr on the sofa with drink in hand and a endless supply of snacks watching a NCIS marathon hope you all are having a great night and staying safe much love lovley people | |||
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life Awwwww hugs
I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.
S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region
I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm "Oh gosh! What's he done to his neck? | |||
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What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx"Cherry..... rum. Cherry. Oh lordy, I've never wanted to taste an alcoholic drink as much as I do right now | |||
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"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. " All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible | |||
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"H... H... Ha.... Ho..... He..... Hu.... Fuck, I'm trying but I can't! HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My night is consisting of Chinese food and giggles. Couple of of disbelief thrown in for good measure.
Bottoms up!"Hahaha!!!! Sounds like fun! Yeah, I've got a few of them thrown around too along with a few of these Trying not to give myself a headache! Cheers to you gorgeous! | |||
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life Awwwww hugs
I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.
S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region
I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm
Oh gosh! What's he done to his neck? "We're not sure. He's had a small lump for months (doc discounted, bloods fine) but it's suddenly like a cricket ball between the ear and jaw and obviously very painful. He has antibiotics and a 2wk ENT referral | |||
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"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited. What about you OP?
OMG!!
You don't just drop that bombshell. Tonight's the night!
Did you both keep to the deal?
Ahh I bet you're so excited though!
Jo.Xx
We didn't keep the deal as his return date changed three times already but now he's on the plane so I should see him in about 4-5 hours. Fingers crossed "Ahh no way!
Well I hope you have the best reunion.
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"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. " Oh I feel for you, sciatica is a bitch! I hope the JD helps. | |||
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Aww! Well I think you're alright Hey Mr, how you doing? "Am great thanks. Am with Lu
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Evening Sparkles
I'm waiting on small people to return. It's been really quiet and weird today. Like everyone disappeared off the face of the earth. "Evening sexy
It's all been a bit weird lately hasn't it? Roll on the end of all this so we can have a big hug! | |||
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"Good evening beautiful people of fab currently relaxed with the Mr on the sofa with drink in hand and a endless supply of snacks watching a NCIS marathon hope you all are having a great night and staying safe much love lovley people "Good evening sounds lovely, enjoy | |||
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life Awwwww hugs
I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.
S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region
I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm
Oh gosh! What's he done to his neck?
We're not sure. He's had a small lump for months (doc discounted, bloods fine) but it's suddenly like a cricket ball between the ear and jaw and obviously very painful. He has antibiotics and a 2wk ENT referral "Oh wow! I hope the antibiotics help. Two weeks can seem like a lifetime when your in pain! Sending booby hugs! Xx | |||
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"Hiya Sparkles, I'm just chilling out in front of the telly, wondering what I'm gonna have to eat later "Hey Ace Chilling is always good and it's Friday so make sure it's something yummy! | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles? "Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!! | |||
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"I tested positive I’m in bed feeling sorry for myself " I'm sorry. Hope you feel better soon xx | |||
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I'm watching the rugby, then I'll watch gogglebox, then the last leg. Whilst I'm doing that I will drink some rioja because I can multi-task and maybe I'll eat a bag of crisps. Same as the last eleventy billion Friday nights. | |||
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"I'm not even a human being according to Lu. Hi though
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Aww! Well I think you're alright Hey Mr, how you doing?
Am great thanks. Am with Lu
J "Woohoo!!! | |||
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"Hey Sparkles.
How are you this evening lovely?
Evening everyone.
Jo.Xx
Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx"Is your little one better? Mine has tooth ache bless him. 
My hip is wanting to give up on me! 
But I'll rest it until I'm allowed to go out dancing again.
Looking forward to Meds kicking in and I get some sleep.
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"Hello all you beautiful fabers! I’m just chilling in bed, watching the rugby, wishing I had a gin to hand. However, 1 week down and 2 to go! "Evening! Nothing wrong with chilling on a friday. I'll have a Gin for you | |||
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"Evening all. I'm about to start watching Spectre, with a lb of grapes and a large diet pepsi. I sure know how to live "Hehe! As long as you're enjoying yourself then why not, strange times and all | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
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What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown? "Hi I'm working! | |||
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"I’m watching all the episodes of bake-off I recorded. Craving Caaaaake "Oh I've missed it this year! It always makes me want cake too though so probably a good thing | |||
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"Something I didn't think I'd be doing on a friday night watching vera x" Nice relaxing one then? Nothing wrong with that | |||
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"Evening all x " Evening | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
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What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown? "I'm going to break the rules and say hi anyway | |||
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"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible "Are you spying on me!? That’s pretty much my ‘go too’ position, it’s not really working tonight though. | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!! "Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun | |||
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I'm watching the rugby, then I'll watch gogglebox, then the last leg. Whilst I'm doing that I will drink some rioja because I can multi-task and maybe I'll eat a bag of crisps. Same as the last eleventy billion Friday nights. "Haha! Yeah, been a strange year for Friday nights. | |||
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"I tested positive I’m in bed feeling sorry for myself "I've just got over it - i hope you feel better soon x | |||
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"Hey Sparkles.
How are you this evening lovely?
Evening everyone.
Jo.Xx
Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx
Is your little one better?
Mine has tooth ache bless him.
My hip is wanting to give up on me!
But I'll rest it until I'm allowed to go out dancing again.
Looking forward to Meds kicking in and I get some sleep.
Jo.Xx "He is, thank you. It was a one off thing thankfully. Oh no tooth ache is the worst. Hope it sorts itself out soon.
Fingers crossed the meds don't take too long so you can get a decent sleep lovely xx | |||
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I'm working! "Hey Ahh that's a bummer! Don't work too hard, we'll have fun for you | |||
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"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. " I had acupuncture around 15 years ago. Six sessions worked for me. Never had it since | |||
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"Something I didn't think I'd be doing on a friday night watching vera x Nice relaxing one then? Nothing wrong with that " | |||
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I'm going to break the rules and say hi anyway "Haha! Hey | |||
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"I'm trying to be more each day and trying to help someone every day. We a need help now and again xx" We do and that's a wonderful thing to do | |||
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"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible
Are you spying on me!?
That’s pretty much my ‘go too’ position, it’s not really working tonight though. "I am omnipresent
Nah, I just know from sorry experience. I can only sleep on my right side with the pillow between my legs. I can't sleep on my left side at all, everything just goes numb. | |||
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"hello all xxxxx "Hey you two | |||
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"I’m a bottle of wine in and now lying in bed, wishing my neighbours daughter was on here. This is what Friday nights have become. Pah! " | |||
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"Good evening and don’t worry be happy "Evening. I'm happy, are you? | |||
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"Hello all you beautiful fabers! I’m just chilling in bed, watching the rugby, wishing I had a gin to hand. However, 1 week down and 2 to go!
Evening! Nothing wrong with chilling on a friday. I'll have a Gin for you "Please do. Just as I left for work last week my craft gin club gin arrived And I’ve not even had a taste  | |||
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"Hiya Sparkles, I'm just chilling out in front of the telly, wondering what I'm gonna have to eat later
Hey Ace Chilling is always good and it's Friday so make sure it's something yummy! "Just had a rummage through ma freezer and have decided on a portion of ma homemade chicken Jalfrezi | |||
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"Guys, I'm filling the thread which wasn't my intention but I don't want it to look like I'm ignoring anyone. Talk to each other and I'm not going to respond to each post individually otherwise we'll be out of posts pretty damn quick! Haha! Evening to everyone that has joined "You're the lovely hostess. Please come and mingle. We can move on to another thread when this is filled, surely. | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression " Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression " I know what impression is going to pop into my mind if anyone ever mentions a sesame prawn toast to me in the future. | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words "I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but ..... I don't think I can walk | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression I know what impression is going to pop into my mind if anyone ever mentions a sesame prawn toast to me in the future." I've got a right food baby going on | |||
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"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. I had acupuncture around 15 years ago. Six sessions worked for me. Never had it since "I tried acupuncture but it didn’t seem to work for me. I had physio at the local health centre and do my exercises regularly I used to have epidural steroid injections but they don’t do the job anymore so I just live with it. | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more "And that makes me smile
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!
Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun "Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!! Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!! | |||
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft "You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on. Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about | |||
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You're the lovely hostess. Please come and mingle. We can move on to another thread when this is filled, surely."Aww thank you. We can indeed, I just didnt men's to fill it all with my tripe, I can talk a lot of shite at times | |||
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about "Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there" It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft "You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t! | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!
Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun
Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!! Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!! "Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha! | |||
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about "Youve just made me think of family guy where Joe and his wheelchair mates form a crippletron when Peter doesn't let them in.
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t! "Go on, you can say it..... "cunt" Feels so good | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about
Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"
It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about
Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"
It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!
Go on, you can say it..... "cunt"
Feels so good "I say it all the time but the one time I type it to you (even though I know it's okay) I'll get a fucking ban!!! I'm not even chancing that shite! | |||
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I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!
Go on, you can say it..... "cunt"
Feels so good
I say it all the time but the one time I type it to you (even though I know it's okay) I'll get a fucking ban!!! I'm not even chancing that shite! "Would be totally typical wouldn't it | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about
Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"
It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"
I'm clearly twisted because that made me giggle! Oh crap, I'm going to hell!
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No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!
Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun
Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!! Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!
Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha! "I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!! | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!
Go on, you can say it..... "cunt"
Feels so good
I say it all the time but the one time I type it to you (even though I know it's okay) I'll get a fucking ban!!! I'm not even chancing that shite!
Would be totally typical wouldn't it "of course it would! Be just my bloody luck! | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!
Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun
Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!! Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!
Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!
I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!! "Parties for one are ace. No arguing over the music and you don't have to worry about wearing the same thing as someone else. | |||
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No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown? "My daughters and I are watching david attenborough's a life on our planet. Anyone else seen it? Sparkles007 what are you doing this evening? | |||
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No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!
Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun
Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!! Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!
Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!
I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!! "Of course, we'll have a hangover thread Woohoo!!!!! | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about
Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"
It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"
"Everyone in our WhatsApp group is on the same (very wrong) page. I'm sure ABs find what we say to each other a bit
It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up | |||
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
My daughters and I are watching david attenborough's a life on our planet.
Anyone else seen it?
Sparkles007 what are you doing this evening?"Evening I'm chilling with music and Gin and having a giggle with my nutcase friends on here and on the phone.
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!
Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun
Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!! Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!
Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!
I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!!
Parties for one are ace. No arguing over the music and you don't have to worry about wearing the same thing as someone else."No one told me we were suppose to wear clothes | |||
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"Human? The jurys out as I spend so much time with nature alone but Id like to think Im a nice person. Chilled out with a movie called hustlers. "You're a good one Mr
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about
Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"
It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"
Everyone in our WhatsApp group is on the same (very wrong) page. I'm sure ABs find what we say to each other a bit
It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up "you sneaky minx
I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.
The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!
How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?
Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!
Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun
Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!! Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!
Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!
I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!!
Parties for one are ace. No arguing over the music and you don't have to worry about wearing the same thing as someone else.
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you sneaky minx
I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.
The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed
"We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards
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" It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up
you sneaky minx
I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.
The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed
We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards
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"a decent human being, come say hi
No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.
What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?
My daughters and I are watching david attenborough's a life on our planet.
Anyone else seen it?
Sparkles007 what are you doing this evening?
Evening I'm chilling with music and Gin and having a giggle with my nutcase friends on here and on the phone.
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"Pizza and continuing watching the series Succession which I am now addicted to Ooo what pizza have you got?
It was a pretty poor Pepperoni one to be honest, and I was really looking forward to it, heartbroken"Ahh that's gutting when that happens! | |||
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What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown? "Work done for the week nice relaxing weekend with a bottle I’d wine or two x | |||
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"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits? That's exactly where I'm at. I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words
I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....
I don't think I can walk
You're just making me laugh even more
And that makes me smile
Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft
You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.
Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about
Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"
It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"
Everyone in our WhatsApp group is on the same (very wrong) page. I'm sure ABs find what we say to each other a bit
It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up "Do you have any experience with shibari rope? | |||
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" It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up
you sneaky minx
I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.
The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed
We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards
I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal
Fucking gorilla tape you sadist "Yeah, I was just thinking that! Gorilla tape is evil! | |||
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" It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up
you sneaky minx
I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.
The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed
We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards
I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal
Fucking gorilla tape you sadist "Not me! Realised his strapping was missing, he'd fall out without it. What did we have in the kit bag? Gorilla tape for sticking bits of wheelchairs back together when they break. Coach gave me the tape | |||
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"I think I am mostly, my ex might disagree, What am I doing, Working, just had my Tuna Salad and a brew, waiting to get loaded then off on my delivery about 2am finish about 6 if I'm lucky. Then Tesco's food shopping and bed,
Well you asked lol
Stay safe folks
Ps oh and obviously perving while I'm waiting to get loaded"Haha! Fair enough and yes, I did. Try not to work too hard Enjoy your perve | |||
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" It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up
Do you have any experience with shibari rope?"Limited, but I'd probably garner more hilarity, turning up at a tournament with silky red rope to tie people down with | |||
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" It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up
you sneaky minx
I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.
The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed
We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards
I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal
Fucking gorilla tape you sadist
Not me! Realised his strapping was missing, he'd fall out without it. What did we have in the kit bag? Gorilla tape for sticking bits of wheelchairs back together when they break. Coach gave me the tape "And I'm sure you never laughed once when trying to remove it! | |||
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"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible
Are you spying on me!?
That’s pretty much my ‘go too’ position, it’s not really working tonight though. "Have you tried on your back, head and shoulders slightly raised, with a massive pile of pillows or a rolled up duvet, a couple of dogs or anything you can find under the knee of the painful side to raise it up so it's at about a 90 degree angle. Takes the pressure off the lower back. That's the only thing that eases mine enough to be able to sit or lie down. | |||
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"I think I am mostly, my ex might disagree, What am I doing, Working, just had my Tuna Salad and a brew, waiting to get loaded then off on my delivery about 2am finish about 6 if I'm lucky. Then Tesco's food shopping and bed,
Well you asked lol
Stay safe folks
Ps oh and obviously perving while I'm waiting to get loaded
Haha! Fair enough and yes, I did. Try not to work too hard Enjoy your perve "Thank you, I never do
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" Guys, I'm filling the thread which wasn't my intention but I don't want it to look like I'm ignoring anyone. Talk to each other and I'm not going to respond to each post individually otherwise we'll be out of posts pretty damn quick! Haha! Evening to everyone that has joined
You're the lovely hostess. Please come and mingle. We can move on to another thread when this is filled, surely.
Aww thank you. We can indeed, I just didnt men's to fill it all with my tripe, I can talk a lot of shite at times "The perfect description of a good hostess. | |||
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" It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up
Do you have any experience with shibari rope?
Limited, but I'd probably garner more hilarity, turning up at a tournament with silky red rope to tie people down with "I always wanted to do this. I sometimes see women on cam in the chatrooms and it looks beautiful. Kinky! | |||
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life Poor Posh. I hope you will feel better soon lovely" Thanks sweetie! And I bet you're excited about having your man back.... any time now isn't it? | |||
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" Fucking gorilla tape you sadist
Not me! Realised his strapping was missing, he'd fall out without it. What did we have in the kit bag? Gorilla tape for sticking bits of wheelchairs back together when they break. Coach gave me the tape
And I'm sure you never laughed once when trying to remove it! "I had great fun extricating him from it. His legs were taped together at the knees and then his taped legs taped round and under the frame and his feet taped to the footplate. His trousers tore when I cut him out of the tape. I didn't laugh. Honestly | |||
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"How nice is Sparkles007 by the way?" She's a cunt. Not telling ya if she's a good cunt or a bad cunt, a smelly cunt or a misunderstood cunt.... but she's definitely.... a cunt
I likes her I does.
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life Awwwww hugs
I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.
S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region
I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm "Aww hugs back at you | |||
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"How nice is Sparkles007 by the way?" 8/10 - would do again | |||
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"Hello! Late as usual "Better late than never! | |||
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"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all. But hey. That's life Aww darling I'm sorry "Meh. Just meh | |||
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"Hey Sparkles.
How are you this evening lovely?
Evening everyone.
Jo.Xx
Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx
Is your little one better?
Mine has tooth ache bless him.
My hip is wanting to give up on me!
But I'll rest it until I'm allowed to go out dancing again.
Looking forward to Meds kicking in and I get some sleep.
Jo.Xx "Big hugs to you also lovely | |||
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"How nice is Sparkles007 by the way?" Oh god! Don't do that! Can't cope with everyone pointing out my bad bits at once! | |||
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