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Ever Mis-communicated Something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Many moons ago my Great Aunt (Mum's sister) came to stay a week with us at Christmas a week after her husband funeral. We had friends due around on Christmas day too, and prepped them she was in mourning as they came through the door. My Great Aunt and I were plucking two pheasants to cook.

This lady came straight in and said 'MARTINE, I HEAR YOU ARE A PLEASANT FU*KER!'

Poor lady went scarlet, but the ice was broken and it was a fabulous day, given the circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pheasant plucker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say this tongue twister fast as you can.....

I'm not a pheasant plucker,

I'm a pheasant pluckers son,

And I'll be plucking pheasants,

Till the plucking season's done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening.

Did you miscommunicate your Mum's sister as your Great Aunt?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

A date many years ago was late as his sense of direction was shite so when be sent me a text to say he was home much faster than anticipated, I replied on my old Nokia 'get lost?' Only I forgot the question mark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening.

Did you miscommunicate your Mum's sister as your Great Aunt? "

How perceptive! You passed.....MI5 selection letter in the post in due course! (my Children's great Aunt!)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A date many years ago was late as his sense of direction was shite so when be sent me a text to say he was home much faster than anticipated, I replied on my old Nokia 'get lost?' Only I forgot the question mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening.

Did you miscommunicate your Mum's sister as your Great Aunt?

How perceptive! You passed.....MI5 selection letter in the post in due course! (my Children's great Aunt!)"

I'm already in Special Branch but keep that to yourself. (shhhhh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent an email out in work once to advertise a volunteer day in a local park. The headline was supposed to read "Get your wellies out!".

I'm sure you can work out the unintended typo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sent an email out in work once to advertise a volunteer day in a local park. The headline was supposed to read "Get your wellies out!".

I'm sure you can work out the unintended typo... "

Doesn't even need a typo for most FABBERS to make connections to 'wellies', or what you unitentionally printed!!!oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sent an email out in work once to advertise a volunteer day in a local park. The headline was supposed to read "Get your wellies out!".

I'm sure you can work out the unintended typo... "

I believe that's called a Freudian slip, not so much a miscommunication sir.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Found an old bottle once while I was helping to clear out a house. When I tried to clean it up a genie popped out and granted me one wish (it was a bottle from Aldi that’s why only one wish). Due to the noise I now have a 12 inch clock.

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