FabSwingers.com forum: Tell everybody a secret

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

About the poster above.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

He loves hotdogs rolls with sauce in unusual places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't keep secrets

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Does weekend work as a fake Beyoncé to mislead the paps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't keep secrets

Behind that mug, is an even smaller mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't keep secrets

Behind that mug, is an even smaller mug "

Introduced Richard Gere to the world of gerbil love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Due to a rare medical issue his bumhole healed over, so the doctors ran a bypass from his bowel, down his leg and now he passes number 2's through the tip of his big toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my mates door key

Told him i already gave it back

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By *REYTIMBERWOLFMan
over a year ago

reading

"Due to a rare medical issue his bumhole healed over, so the doctors ran a bypass from his bowel, down his leg and now he passes number 2's through the tip of his big toe."

makes it easier to step in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does weekend work as a fake Beyoncé to mislead the paps "

Good job it's only my weekend job as you may have lost me that gig now everyone knows

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

He has a ponytail

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Had sex with me didn't want anyone to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had sex with me didn't want anyone to know

Took a sexy bath with Bozza Johnson and let out a massive fart, and the idea for social bubbles and nose coverings was formed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to school with two British Prime Ministers

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Guess what? I am a real human being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got his chest infills from home and bargains x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Got his chest infills from home and bargains x"

Buys her undies from Primani

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Got his chest infills from home and bargains x"

Loves the music of Staus Quo

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Is a sleep walker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an Afro in the noughties

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line"

He’s not really from Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps Marmalade sandwiches under her hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line

He’s not really from Kent "

Doesn't actually like cookies.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Has Live Laugh Love hanging above the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses a gingham hankie as a prophylactic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has Live Laugh Love hanging above the bed "

Has never seen The Umbrella Academy

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line

He’s not really from Kent "

I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line

He’s not really from Kent

I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see"

He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line

He’s not really from Kent

I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see

He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks"

Stop pretending people are asking you questions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line

He’s not really from Kent

I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see

He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks

Stop pretending people are asking you questions! "

You KNOW I sing supercalafragelisticexpialadocuis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line

He’s not really from Kent

I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see

He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks

Stop pretending people are asking you questions! "

Sorry, wrong thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking thread am I in here ?!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Fucking thread am I in here ?!"

Loves Jellied Eels

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Psssttt

I’m a man really

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

And a good cook

Good at DIY

Too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smokes kippers on the balcony whilst listening to grunge music.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

He's batman

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"He's batman"

They met due to their mutual love of ferret racing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Minnie is famed in the North West for getting in a fight with a hippo whilst on safari, it was all evens until she dropped a headbutt on it and knocked it out for the count. The Liverpool Echo did a feature about her but google and YT banned the video.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam wears a raincoat with hotdogs buns and condiments in the pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sam wears a raincoat with hotdogs buns and condiments in the pockets

She’s searching for her Dick von Dyck

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is very suggestive and now I will be having hotdogs for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is very suggestive and now I will be having hotdogs for dinner. "

Is a vegetarian.

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Is very suggestive and now I will be having hotdogs for dinner.

Is a vegetarian."

Can't run fast

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is very suggestive and now I will be having hotdogs for dinner.

Is a vegetarian.

Can't run fast

Has a drinking problem

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

He gets crumbs in the butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/11/20 18:22:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam is actually Samantha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got his chest infills from home and bargains x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He gets crumbs in the butter

They once sold a car on ebay 'sold as seen', and sent the buyer the photo they used for the advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Provided the voice for Darth Vader when James Earl Jones got a better offer.

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Provided the voice for Darth Vader when James Earl Jones got a better offer."

Did a gig as supermans body double once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Provided the voice for Darth Vader when James Earl Jones got a better offer.

Did a gig as supermans body double once

Yeh, just the once - didn't get asked back...

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Told his date he was going commando and turned up in green camo paint and military fatigues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told his date he was going commando and turned up in green camo paint and military fatigues."

Shiiit, me again? Oh wait - do you mean the guy above?

Sheesh, what a coincidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underneath all of those clothes, he is totally naked

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Supersonic Sam likes spam fried in a pan but when it comes to ham he's not a fan

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Told his date he was going commando and turned up in green camo paint and military fatigues.

Shiiit, me again? Oh wait - do you mean the guy above?

Sheesh, what a coincidence!"

STOP STEALING MY SHOW! let us average fellas have a chance lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supersonic Sam likes spam fried in a pan but when it comes to ham he's not a fan

The yummycouple don't own a pair of trousers between them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told his date he was going commando and turned up in green camo paint and military fatigues.

Shiiit, me again? Oh wait - do you mean the guy above?

Sheesh, what a coincidence!

STOP STEALING MY SHOW! let us average fellas have a chance lad

Hey, hey, hey, stop stealing my secrets! lol Besides, I'm ex Army - I have actually been paid to do that.

Not enough, though...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Steals colleagues lunches out of the communal fridge

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Won't share food

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He doesn’t wear any underwear at work.

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Steals colleagues lunches out of the communal fridge "

Likes to grass on people all the time WHEN ITS NOT EVEN HER BEEZWACKS!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line"

Doesn't even have red knickers to steal! They call her comando jamie in the village

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line"
has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together"

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together"

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*at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together"

They are the secret sex toys of edwina currie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together"

Has to draw his tattoos back on everytime it rains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together"

They are the secret sex toys of edwina currie"

Takes her mask off once she's in Morrisons

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

He also owns a morph suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits on the top of the stairs and tells everyone: he's the Chaser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on tell me on x

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

He owns a superman suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a plasterer, listens to Queen and calls himself Spready Mercury!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His Eyes are really blue

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

They call themselves outdoorcouple but they are really Agoraphobic

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"His Eyes are really blue

They are really introverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practices keepy ups with a lettuce and calls himself Moe Salad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ran out of milk one morning and jizzed in his brew to lighten it.

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Ran out of milk one morning and jizzed in his brew to lighten it."

Cums..... super quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practices 100mtr sprints, whilst trying on trainers in sports direct.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Practices 100mtr sprints, whilst trying on trainers in sports direct. "

Has blue eyes and is extremely shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggles to get peanut butter out of his dog's coat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rubs peanut butter on his penis

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Calls himself Mary Bale and go's round the streets putting cats in bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubs peanut butter on his penis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A song changed his brown eyes blue

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"A song changed his brown eyes blue

There not a couple just mates

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A song changed his brown eyes blue

There not a couple just mates

He still sleeps with his teddy......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A song changed his brown eyes blue

There not a couple just mates

He still sleeps with his teddy......"

Worked for Sydney University as a spook and got caught out, James Bond has nothing on this guy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A song changed his brown eyes blue

There not a couple just mates

He still sleeps with his teddy......

Worked for Sydney University as a spook and got caught out, James Bond has nothing on this guy."

Never been Supersonic and his name isn't Sam but "Slightly Fast Simon" didn't roll off the tongue so well

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"A song changed his brown eyes blue

There not a couple just mates

He still sleeps with his teddy......

Worked for Sydney University as a spook and got caught out, James Bond has nothing on this guy.

Never been Supersonic and his name isn't Sam but "Slightly Fast Simon" didn't roll off the tongue so well"

Lives on a country estate and plays golf all day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't got any more holes left on his belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !

Had a steak and cheese night, farted inside, never looked back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !

Had a steak and cheese night, farted inside, never looked back."

Smuggles budgies to the UK from Africa every summer.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !

Had a steak and cheese night, farted inside, never looked back.

Smuggles budgies to the UK from Africa every summer.

He's a pretty boy..He's a pretty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves the words YEET and CHUNGGUM

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !

Had a steak and cheese night, farted inside, never looked back.

Smuggles budgies to the UK from Africa every summer.

Ronseal's his shoes for that 'just shined' look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !

Is a very LOW-KEY BAE

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By *rcunilingus300Man
over a year ago

Newark

My guilty pleasure is I like the spice girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guilty pleasure is I like the spice girls "

He wears a union Jack dress on Saturdays and looks at himself in the mirror while singing into a brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guilty pleasure is I like the spice girls "

Oh ho ho, bravo. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.

Is a psychic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guilty pleasure is I like the spice girls

He wears a union Jack dress on Saturdays and looks at himself in the mirror while singing into a brush. "

Wrong...that would be Friday nights seeing as I'm doing it now in between posting in forums.

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