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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have the horn like you wouldn't believe.

Give me boring facts to distract me

Before I self combust...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Einstein's last words were spoken in German to a nurse who didn't speak German and are lost for ever.

There are more than £100 million worth of 1p coins in circulation in the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cardiff is the capital of Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the horn like you wouldn't believe.

Give me boring facts to distract me

Before I self combust... "

I have no facts, go have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats really interesting

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

How do I claim on the job retention scheme?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Beep

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

It is hotter on the surface of the sun compared to the core.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going for a shit - fact

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Elvis has never worked in a chippy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Modern juries derive from English witnesses and officials who helped inform the king and officials in the case of local wrongdoing. (Not classical Athenian juries. At all)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have the horn like you wouldn't believe.

Give me boring facts to distract me

Before I self combust... "

You always have the horn dont you

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"I have the horn like you wouldn't believe.

Give me boring facts to distract me

Before I self combust...

I have no facts, go have a wank "

I second that motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m horny too I’ll help relieve you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 60 bricks in a metre squared if laid in a stretcher bond pattern 63 if laid English garden wall pattern with 3 stretchers and 2 header. Beat that for boring

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If you're at the self combust stage, you're done for!

Go play.

Come back a little more relaxed

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

57% of all statistics are made up on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 60 bricks in a metre squared if laid in a stretcher bond pattern 63 if laid English garden wall pattern with 3 stretchers and 2 header. Beat that for boring"

I almost fell asleep before the end....congratulations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego produce the most tyres globally each year...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Before modern Eco lightbulbs came into being , lightbulbs were specifically manufactured to only last a certain amount of hours so as to increase sales .

This started in the 70s , a d there is a lightbulb in a Fire Station that has worked continuously since 1902 and is still there working today

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Einstein's last words were spoken in German to a nurse who didn't speak German and are lost for ever.

There are more than £100 million worth of 1p coins in circulation in the UK"

I find the German accent sexy so that didn't work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Einstein's last words were spoken in German to a nurse who didn't speak German and are lost for ever.

There are more than £100 million worth of 1p coins in circulation in the UK

I find the German accent sexy so that didn't work... "

Ich werde mich dafür nicht entschuldigen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Einstein's last words were spoken in German to a nurse who didn't speak German and are lost for ever.

There are more than £100 million worth of 1p coins in circulation in the UK

I find the German accent sexy so that didn't work...

Ich werde mich dafür nicht entschuldigen"

Kannst du auch auf deutsch zahlen? Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Einstein's last words were spoken in German to a nurse who didn't speak German and are lost for ever.

There are more than £100 million worth of 1p coins in circulation in the UK

I find the German accent sexy so that didn't work...

Ich werde mich dafür nicht entschuldigen"

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I have the horn like you wouldn't believe.

Give me boring facts to distract me

Before I self combust...

I have no facts, go have a wank "

Tried that earlier..it just fanned the fires (fanny fires )

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"It is hotter on the surface of the sun compared to the core."

That hot fact just made me hotterer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ancient Greek words all have an accent, except under certain grammatical circumstances where the accent is "thrown back" onto the previous word.

The letter h does not exist in ancient Greek, it's marked by a "breathing". You also require a breathing at the start of any word beginning with a vowel, although a different one.

The other weird squiggle in ancient Greek is the iota subscript, probably referred to by Jesus when he said that no part of the law of Moses would be erased. You see it most frequently in words in the dative singular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"57% of all statistics are made up on the spot "

What about the other 63%?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact 1: The world's largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

Fact 2: The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed.

Fact 3: The average male orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds.

Fact 2 most women will already be aware of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliché was originally a printing term, for a block of regularly used text that had been pre-assembled to save time when putting together a printing plate. Only later taking on the meaning of an overused phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fact 1: The world's largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

Fact 2: The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed.

Fact 3: The average male orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds.

Fact 2 most women will already be aware of... "

In reference to your first fact, I thought that was standard size on Fab, well it is according to a lot of blokes and no way are they talking total bollocks, I will not have it said, ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The veins in a human body when laid out would stretch 100,000 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"57% of all statistics are made up on the spot

What about the other 63%?"

Or is that 43%? Lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Lego produce the most tyres globally each year... "

Oooh I know this!!

What did we watch?

Jo.Xx

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Modern juries derive from English witnesses and officials who helped inform the king and officials in the case of local wrongdoing. (Not classical Athenian juries. At all)"

Thank you Swinglette

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

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Did you know....

Scotland is home to the worlds tallest hedge.

You are most welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fact 1: The world's largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

Fact 2: The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed.

Fact 3: The average male orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds.

Fact 2 most women will already be aware of...

In reference to your first fact, I thought that was standard size on Fab, well it is according to a lot of blokes and no way are they talking total bollocks, I will not have it said, ever. "

Pringles tubes are only 8.5 inches long and 8 inches wide. So you are indeed correct.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

[Removed by poster at 13/11/20 13:32:34]

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"There are 60 bricks in a metre squared if laid in a stretcher bond pattern 63 if laid English garden wall pattern with 3 stretchers and 2 header. Beat that for boring"

I actually find brickwork sexy so that didn't work either

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Modern juries derive from English witnesses and officials who helped inform the king and officials in the case of local wrongdoing. (Not classical Athenian juries. At all)

Thank you Swinglette "

I can be very boring indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fingernails...grow four times as fast as your toenails...fact! Lol

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Before modern Eco lightbulbs came into being , lightbulbs were specifically manufactured to only last a certain amount of hours so as to increase sales .

This started in the 70s , a d there is a lightbulb in a Fire Station that has worked continuously since 1902 and is still there working today "

Now I actually found that interesting

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

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"Before modern Eco lightbulbs came into being , lightbulbs were specifically manufactured to only last a certain amount of hours so as to increase sales .

This started in the 70s , a d there is a lightbulb in a Fire Station that has worked continuously since 1902 and is still there working today

Now I actually found that interesting "

Probably a pig lamp and should be removed in compliance with BS7671

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the horn like you wouldn't believe.

Give me boring facts to distract me

Before I self combust... "

I can relate to that, a certain somebody is teasing me all morning and am going insane with the horn also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before modern Eco lightbulbs came into being , lightbulbs were specifically manufactured to only last a certain amount of hours so as to increase sales .

This started in the 70s , a d there is a lightbulb in a Fire Station that has worked continuously since 1902 and is still there working today

Now I actually found that interesting "

An otter has between 250,000 - 1 million hairs per square inch of its coat.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush. Hmm no sorry wait I’m not sure that right

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Lego produce the most tyres globally each year... "

wheely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cardiff is the capital of Wales "

W is the capital of Wales

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Before modern Eco lightbulbs came into being , lightbulbs were specifically manufactured to only last a certain amount of hours so as to increase sales .

This started in the 70s , a d there is a lightbulb in a Fire Station that has worked continuously since 1902 and is still there working today

Now I actually found that interesting

An otter has between 250,000 - 1 million hairs per square inch of its coat. "

Really?Who the hell had time to count them all, and aren't otters a bit slippery?

I'd demand a re-count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click N Collect is short for Click AND Collect.

(Boring enough?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before modern Eco lightbulbs came into being , lightbulbs were specifically manufactured to only last a certain amount of hours so as to increase sales .

This started in the 70s , a d there is a lightbulb in a Fire Station that has worked continuously since 1902 and is still there working today

Now I actually found that interesting

An otter has between 250,000 - 1 million hairs per square inch of its coat.

Really?Who the hell had time to count them all, and aren't otters a bit slippery?

I'd demand a re-count "

Probably someone with time on their hands during lockdown.

How's you feeling now... Do you still have a hankering?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Barnacles have the longest penis compared to body size.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"I have the horn like you wouldn't believe.

Give me boring facts to distract me

Before I self combust... "

I'll get my saxophone out!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've ordered some shopping from Morrisons that's being delivered Sunday morning.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Click N Collect is short for Click AND Collect.

(Boring enough?)"

What about Fish N Chips?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Click N Collect is short for Click AND Collect.

(Boring enough?)

What about Fish N Chips?"

Fish supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Click N Collect is short for Click AND Collect.

(Boring enough?)

What about Fish N Chips?"

Fish N Chips is short for Fish, Ninety Chips. This is because there used to be ninety chips in a 'portion'. These were hand counted by small children removed from school once they could count up to 91.

As Fish, Ninety Chips became more popular the time taken to count out each portion of chips meant people would have to spend all day Friday queuing for their fish supper. Some unscrupulous Fish Ninety Chip shop owners would use children who could only count up to 72 to portion out their chips as they were much cheaper than the higher skilled 91 counters. The smaller portions also meant shorter queues so their establishments became more popular with people who had to work on Fridays.

Due to the introduction of the EU packaging regulations the owners of the short portion shops would face fines for each portion of chips containing less than 90, so they changed their name to Fish N Chips.

Interestingly, and perhaps surprisingly, in the US there are only 49 chips in a portion. The American Football team the San Francisco 49rs was set up by a group of chip counters who used to play in a car park during their lunch break.

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