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"Hola  "Hola mi amor! Congrats on being first poster again tonight! Your prize is Churros and ice cream | |||
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Congrats on being first poster again tonight!
Your prize is Churros and ice cream "I won that last night too  | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? " Really well thanks and hope the same can be said for you. X | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? " Good evening Curiouscouple.....we are both good thank you.....I have been watching football tonight.... How has your day been?..... | |||
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"Evening x" Good evening swingology and welcome to the nocturnal thread.... Have you had a good Thursday?. x | |||
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Evening Lorna
Evening everyone else
I'm having a baff, doing a relax 
Excited to see Jeff tomorrow 
Hope you're all well and enjoying your evenings 
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"Hey-ho Hot Ash, preparing for moving, hope you are well? "Good evening Doc......I'm doing well thank you....Good luck with the move....  | |||
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"Hey-ho Hot Ash, preparing for moving, hope you are well?
Good evening Doc......I'm doing well thank you....Good luck with the move....
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"Evening Ash
Evening Lorna
Evening everyone else
I'm having a baff, doing a relax
Excited to see Jeff tomorrow
Hope you're all well and enjoying your evenings
Lu "Good evening Lu.....I hope you have a wonderful time tomorrow with Jeff.... | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then "Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread... I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course! | |||
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"Hello Ash, I'm here but still welded to my stupid laptop. Currently got students playing Covid Chinese whispers "Good evening Mrs KC......I hope you manage to unweld yourself from your laptop soon!....  | |||
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"Evening ash. Hi all" Good evening Cat and welcome to the nocturnal thread.... What have you been up to tonight?.... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? Really well thanks and hope the same can be said for you. X" "Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? Good evening Curiouscouple.....we are both good thank you.....I have been watching football tonight.... How has your day been?....." A productive day for us both thanks for asking, mr is in bed he’s a little bit poorly but he’ll survive. I am watching the the boys and having a cup of Horlicks. I have been doing a little online Christmas shopping while it’s quiet. I found a site you may like Lorna - Nordic socks | |||
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"Hello Ash, I'm here but still welded to my stupid laptop. Currently got students playing Covid Chinese whispers
Good evening Mrs KC......I hope you manage to unweld yourself from your laptop soon!.... "I just quietly switched it off again, for the fourth time. Hoping another email doesn't pop up on my phone that requires me to seek information that is on the fricking laptop | |||
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"Evening Ash
Evening Lorna
Evening everyone else
I'm having a baff, doing a relax
Excited to see Jeff tomorrow
Hope you're all well and enjoying your evenings
Lu
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"Evening Ash
Evening Lorna
Evening everyone else
I'm having a baff, doing a relax
Excited to see Jeff tomorrow
Hope you're all well and enjoying your evenings
Lu "Ohhh exciting
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"Evening Ash
Evening Lorna
Evening everyone else
I'm having a baff, doing a relax
Excited to see Jeff tomorrow
Hope you're all well and enjoying your evenings
Lu
Ohhh exciting
Iv still got 5 more sleeps till my reunion. "Only be 4 this time tomorrow tho sweetie 
Just keep counting down, you'll be together soon
It's tough, I know, but how lucky are we to have men we love and miss so much?!
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"Evening all. First time to one of these late night threads. First day of my holiday and nowhere to go now. GC holiday cancelled and lockdown stopped UK holiday too. So now 18 days at home with walks and decorating I guess " Good evening Sensualcouple and welcome to the nocturnal thread.... I'm sorry that your holiday to GC was cancelled.... We had the same problem during 1st lockdown and had to cancel our trip to Spain. We were meant to celebrate my 50th birthday...  | |||
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"Evening Ash
Evening Lorna
Evening everyone else
I'm having a baff, doing a relax
Excited to see Jeff tomorrow
Hope you're all well and enjoying your evenings
Lu
Ohhh exciting
Iv still got 5 more sleeps till my reunion.
Only be 4 this time tomorrow tho sweetie
Just keep counting down, you'll be together soon
It's tough, I know, but how lucky are we to have men we love and miss so much?!
Chin up beautiful "Yes you are absolutely right. Xx | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then
Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread...
I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course!"I'm sure I'll forget stuff, that's the main problem haha, and there's a good chance some of it will get ruined. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? Really well thanks and hope the same can be said for you. X Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? Good evening Curiouscouple.....we are both good thank you.....I have been watching football tonight.... How has your day been?..... A productive day for us both thanks for asking, mr is in bed he’s a little bit poorly but he’ll survive. I am watching the the boys and having a cup of Horlicks. I have been doing a little online Christmas shopping while it’s quiet. I found a site you may like Lorna - Nordic socks " I hope Mr CC feels much better soon... If its to do with socks I'm sure Lorna will love it!.... | |||
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"Evening Ash
Evening Lorna
Evening everyone else
I'm having a baff, doing a relax
Excited to see Jeff tomorrow
Hope you're all well and enjoying your evenings
Lu
Ohhh exciting
Iv still got 5 more sleeps till my reunion.
Only be 4 this time tomorrow tho sweetie
Just keep counting down, you'll be together soon
It's tough, I know, but how lucky are we to have men we love and miss so much?!
Chin up beautiful
Yes you are absolutely right. Xx"You know my inbox is always open lovely | |||
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"Hello Ash, I'm here but still welded to my stupid laptop. Currently got students playing Covid Chinese whispers
Good evening Mrs KC......I hope you manage to unweld yourself from your laptop soon!....
I just quietly switched it off again, for the fourth time. Hoping another email doesn't pop up on my phone that requires me to seek information that is on the fricking laptop "Hopefully you can keep it switched off now!.... | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then
Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread...
I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course!
I'm sure I'll forget stuff, that's the main problem haha, and there's a good chance some of it will get ruined. "What kind of training course is it? Are you running down mountains and swimming through rivers?..... | |||
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"I’ve been watching the sweaty socks beat Serbia Now a late perv on here lol " Good evening Nathan....I was listening to it on Talk Sport... We should be guaranteed 3 easy points against Scotland next summer!.... | |||
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"Hello Ash, I'm here but still welded to my stupid laptop. Currently got students playing Covid Chinese whispers
Good evening Mrs KC......I hope you manage to unweld yourself from your laptop soon!....
I just quietly switched it off again, for the fourth time. Hoping another email doesn't pop up on my phone that requires me to seek information that is on the fricking laptop
Hopefully you can keep it switched off now!.... "As I'd typed that, another fecking email arrived. Fortunately it did not require the laptop. Urgh | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? Really well thanks and hope the same can be said for you. X Good evening Ash and Lorna. How are you both this evening? Good evening Curiouscouple.....we are both good thank you.....I have been watching football tonight.... How has your day been?..... A productive day for us both thanks for asking, mr is in bed he’s a little bit poorly but he’ll survive. I am watching the the boys and having a cup of Horlicks. I have been doing a little online Christmas shopping while it’s quiet. I found a site you may like Lorna - Nordic socks " Ohhh I do love socks. | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then
Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread...
I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course!
I'm sure I'll forget stuff, that's the main problem haha, and there's a good chance some of it will get ruined.
What kind of training course is it?
Are you running down mountains and swimming through rivers?..... "No not quite, Moving and Handling, COSHH, first aid and some clinical training. Have to do some roleplay/scenarios and pre warned to bring old clothes | |||
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"Hello Ash, I'm here but still welded to my stupid laptop. Currently got students playing Covid Chinese whispers
Good evening Mrs KC......I hope you manage to unweld yourself from your laptop soon!....
I just quietly switched it off again, for the fourth time. Hoping another email doesn't pop up on my phone that requires me to seek information that is on the fricking laptop
Hopefully you can keep it switched off now!....
As I'd typed that, another fecking email arrived. Fortunately it did not require the laptop. Urgh "At least it didn't need attention.... | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then
Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread...
I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course!
I'm sure I'll forget stuff, that's the main problem haha, and there's a good chance some of it will get ruined.
What kind of training course is it?
Are you running down mountains and swimming through rivers?.....
No not quite, Moving and Handling, COSHH, first aid and some clinical training. Have to do some roleplay/scenarios and pre warned to bring old clothes "sounds like a good idea to take some old clothes so that if they do get ruined it doesn't matter too much. | |||
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"Hello Ash, I'm here but still welded to my stupid laptop. Currently got students playing Covid Chinese whispers
Good evening Mrs KC......I hope you manage to unweld yourself from your laptop soon!....
I just quietly switched it off again, for the fourth time. Hoping another email doesn't pop up on my phone that requires me to seek information that is on the fricking laptop
Hopefully you can keep it switched off now!....
As I'd typed that, another fecking email arrived. Fortunately it did not require the laptop. Urgh
At least it didn't need attention.... "It required a brief reply but nothing my phone couldn't handle | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then
Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread...
I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course!
I'm sure I'll forget stuff, that's the main problem haha, and there's a good chance some of it will get ruined.
What kind of training course is it?
Are you running down mountains and swimming through rivers?.....
No not quite, Moving and Handling, COSHH, first aid and some clinical training. Have to do some roleplay/scenarios and pre warned to bring old clothes
sounds like a good idea to take some old clothes so that if they do get ruined it doesn't matter too much."Look at you giving sensible advice! | |||
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"Hello Ash, I'm here but still welded to my stupid laptop. Currently got students playing Covid Chinese whispers
Good evening Mrs KC......I hope you manage to unweld yourself from your laptop soon!....
I just quietly switched it off again, for the fourth time. Hoping another email doesn't pop up on my phone that requires me to seek information that is on the fricking laptop
Hopefully you can keep it switched off now!....
As I'd typed that, another fecking email arrived. Fortunately it did not require the laptop. Urgh
At least it didn't need attention....
It required a brief reply but nothing my phone couldn't handle "Your doing a Stirling job. X | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then
Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread...
I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course!
I'm sure I'll forget stuff, that's the main problem haha, and there's a good chance some of it will get ruined.
What kind of training course is it?
Are you running down mountains and swimming through rivers?.....
No not quite, Moving and Handling, COSHH, first aid and some clinical training. Have to do some roleplay/scenarios and pre warned to bring old clothes
sounds like a good idea to take some old clothes so that if they do get ruined it doesn't matter too much.
Look at you giving sensible advice! "As you know I'm very good at packing for our trips away... | |||
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"Hello Ash and Lorna, and to everyone else. I have been packing and re packing for a training course next week, I leave on Sunday. I'm sure I will re pack once or twice again before then
Good evening Catch and welcome to the nocturnal thread...
I hope you manage to decide what you're taking with you on your training course!
I'm sure I'll forget stuff, that's the main problem haha, and there's a good chance some of it will get ruined.
What kind of training course is it?
Are you running down mountains and swimming through rivers?.....
No not quite, Moving and Handling, COSHH, first aid and some clinical training. Have to do some roleplay/scenarios and pre warned to bring old clothes
sounds like a good idea to take some old clothes so that if they do get ruined it doesn't matter too much.
Look at you giving sensible advice!
As you know I'm very good at packing for our trips away... "Do I know that! You would have had no pants last time if I hadn't packed them in my case.  | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna Hope you are both well as can be Snuggled up in bed here, though a snoring dog might keep us awake
Jo xx"Good evening Jo.... We are both well thank you.... I'm guilty of sometimes snoring too..  | |||
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"Evening "Good evening lisa and welcome to the nocturnal thread.... How has your day been?.. | |||
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"Good evening from South Shields Wine o'clock is in full flow and Cindi is feeling randy "Good evening Cindi........What wine are you drinking?..... | |||
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"Evening "Good evening inaswing.....How was your workout today?.... | |||
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"Good evening from South Shields Wine o'clock is in full flow and Cindi is feeling randy
Good evening Cindi........What wine are you drinking?..... "A Red Merlot on special at Sainsbury's nothing too exciting, but it's hitting the spot lol Hope all is well  | |||
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Good evening inaswing.....How was your workout today?.... "I skipped it going to try to get to morning workouts. My body clock is fucked  | |||
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"Good evening from South Shields Wine o'clock is in full flow and Cindi is feeling randy
Good evening Cindi........What wine are you drinking?.....
A Red Merlot on special at Sainsbury's nothing too exciting, but it's hitting the spot lol
Hope all is well "That Merlot should hit the spot!... All is well thank you... | |||
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Good evening inaswing.....How was your workout today?....
I skipped it going to try to get to morning workouts. My body clock is fucked "Good luck with the morning workouts....I hope you find that time of the day better.. | |||
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"Evening one and all" Good evening Coshamguy...What have you been doing tonight?.... | |||
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Good evening inaswing.....How was your workout today?....
I skipped it going to try to get to morning workouts. My body clock is fucked
Good luck with the morning workouts....I hope you find that time of the day better.. "Thank you | |||
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"Working late but just wrapped up now and going to make myself a nice rum and . Yourself?" Enjoy your rum and cola.....
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"Working late but just wrapped up now and going to make myself a nice rum and . Yourself? Enjoy your rum and cola.....
I watched the football earlier and am now listening to talk sport radio "Lol I was ment to finish at 5 but 6 hours later I'm finally done. | |||
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"I've agreed to shag like 900 guys when coronavirus is over by now lol " Good evening Iwannabeyours.....I hope not all at the same time!.... | |||
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"I've agreed to shag like 900 guys when coronavirus is over by now lol Good evening Iwannabeyours.....I hope not all at the same time!.... "I was just going to say that lol | |||
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"Ohh wow there’s prizes!? "Prizes for the first poster to comment yes. They vary in value and quality | |||
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"Ohh wow there’s prizes!?
Prizes for the first poster to comment yes. They vary in value and quality "Perfect! Churros and ice cream sounds like top tier to me ’ll be in bright & early tomorrow  | |||
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"Ohh wow there’s prizes!?
Prizes for the first poster to comment yes. They vary in value and quality
Perfect! Churros and ice cream sounds like top tier to me ’ll be in bright & early tomorrow "You might find the race to be first can get a tad competitive 
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day? "Good evening Martyn
Good evening Martyn
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"This the midnight hour woohoo "The midnight hour is indeed upon us | |||
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"Ohh wow there’s prizes!? "Good evening Bad....There are prizes but only if you're first poster..... | |||
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day?
Good evening Martyn
Good evening Martyn
Did your record get stuck? "Good evening KC no my record never got stuck probably just broke to be fair
How are you today? | |||
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day?
Good evening Martyn
Good evening Martyn
Did your record get stuck?
Good evening KC no my record never got stuck probably just broke to be fair
How are you today? "Moderate to middling. Been a stressful day at work with the C word shite so
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day? "Goooooooood eveeeeeeeeeening Super Martyn.....I have had a fab day thank you...Just been doing housework mostly then watched football tonight.... How is your evening going?.... | |||
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day?
Good evening Martyn
Good evening Martyn
Did your record get stuck?
Good evening KC no my record never got stuck probably just broke to be fair
How are you today?
Moderate to middling. Been a stressful day at work with the C word shite so
How's things with you?"Oh no stressful days are never great bless ya the C word is a term of endearment for me im always saying it
Im not too bad thanks not slept at all since i woke Wednesday night at 7pm had a busy fun filled day today you see | |||
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"Good evening all ,bored bored bored ,roll on 2021 "Good evening Pip....Happy Friday the 13th..... | |||
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day?
Goooooooood eveeeeeeeeeening Super Martyn.....I have had a fab day thank you...Just been doing housework mostly then watched football tonight....
How is your evening going?.... "Sounds great to me that mate glad your day has been fab i am sat at work with matchsticks well paperclips in my eyes to stay awake | |||
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Good evening Bad....There are prizes but only if you're first poster..... "Good evening fella! Yes so I see! I’ll be ready waiting tomorrow with my finger on the button like a game show
I like chocolate hobbnobs too, hopefully I win me a pack of those | |||
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day?
Good evening Martyn
Good evening Martyn
Did your record get stuck?
Good evening KC no my record never got stuck probably just broke to be fair
How are you today?
Moderate to middling. Been a stressful day at work with the C word shite so
How's things with you?
Oh no stressful days are never great bless ya the C word is a term of endearment for me im always saying it
Im not too bad thanks not slept at all since i woke Wednesday night at 7pm had a busy fun filled day today you see "This is the C word that means decontaminating classrooms and lots of faffing with switching classes online etc. I used a different C word when my staff member rang me
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day?
Good evening Martyn
Good evening Martyn
Did your record get stuck?
Good evening KC no my record never got stuck probably just broke to be fair
How are you today?
Moderate to middling. Been a stressful day at work with the C word shite so
How's things with you?
Oh no stressful days are never great bless ya the C word is a term of endearment for me im always saying it
Im not too bad thanks not slept at all since i woke Wednesday night at 7pm had a busy fun filled day today you see
This is the C word that means decontaminating classrooms and lots of faffing with switching classes online etc. I used a different C word when my staff member rang me
Ooooooooooooo what's been going on up your neck of the woods? "I really dont get the offense that the word Cunt causes (just going to use it ) so many other words offend far more to be fair but nothing like unsolicited dick pics
Sounds like you have had a rather cuntish day bless ya
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" Oh no stressful days are never great bless ya the C word is a term of endearment for me im always saying it
Im not too bad thanks not slept at all since i woke Wednesday night at 7pm had a busy fun filled day today you see
This is the C word that means decontaminating classrooms and lots of faffing with switching classes online etc. I used a different C word when my staff member rang me
Ooooooooooooo what's been going on up your neck of the woods?
I really dont get the offense that the word Cunt causes (just going to use it ) so many other words offend far more to be fair but nothing like unsolicited dick pics
Sounds like you have had a rather cuntish day bless ya
Just a little bit of otter spotting today "Covid. The word was Covid but this isn't the Vir*s forum
Cunt is a perfectly sound Anglo Saxon word
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"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash how are you my friend have you had a good day?
Goooooooood eveeeeeeeeeening Super Martyn.....I have had a fab day thank you...Just been doing housework mostly then watched football tonight....
How is your evening going?....
Sounds great to me that mate glad your day has been fab i am sat at work with matchsticks well paperclips in my eyes to stay awake "They should help to keep your eyes open!... | |||
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" Oh no stressful days are never great bless ya the C word is a term of endearment for me im always saying it
Im not too bad thanks not slept at all since i woke Wednesday night at 7pm had a busy fun filled day today you see
This is the C word that means decontaminating classrooms and lots of faffing with switching classes online etc. I used a different C word when my staff member rang me
Ooooooooooooo what's been going on up your neck of the woods?
I really dont get the offense that the word Cunt causes (just going to use it ) so many other words offend far more to be fair but nothing like unsolicited dick pics
Sounds like you have had a rather cuntish day bless ya
Just a little bit of otter spotting today
Covid. The word was Covid but this isn't the Vir*s forum
Cunt is a perfectly sound Anglo Saxon word
Did you see any otters holding hands or with their favourite stones? "Oooooo i see the C word and think Cunt yeah i have chossen to live my life its not going away ever so why be scared of it anymore. I know it has taken so many lives and is sad but part of that was the governments fault so lifes for living and it what im going to carry on doing sorry wrong place for it can tell im tired
No the area i believe they are in is a conservation area and off limits so could get down to the river to see them but going again to another place next weekend | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash, my nocturnal brother. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everybody. Smileyfaces Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Long time, no speak
Tell us about Shrewsbury today - we've had no recent news from the Shrewsbury Gazette "I'm back after a short unintentional break. Some more solar powered streetlights have been put. Along Victoria Avenue leading to The Quarry (the park) which is excellent news. Hopefully that will improve safety by the river. And in more Shrewsbury lights news. The polar bears on top of Morris headquarters have been switched on. 
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"Martyn, your otter spotting wasn't a secret was it? Cos it might not be a secret now "Oh nuts i mean beaver spotting, no i dont it was a walk yes i went for a walk
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash, my nocturnal brother. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everybody. Smileyfaces Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Long time, no speak
Tell us about Shrewsbury today - we've had no recent news from the Shrewsbury Gazette
I'm back after a short unintentional break.
Some more solar powered streetlights have been put. Along Victoria Avenue leading to The Quarry (the park) which is excellent news. Hopefully that will improve safety by the river.
And in more Shrewsbury lights news. The polar bears on top of Morris headquarters have been switched on.
"All this is excellent lighting related news. I am pleased that the good folks of Shrewsbury will continue to be well lit as we approach that other C word
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Oh nuts i mean beaver spotting, no i dont it was a walk yes i went for a walk
*Phew got out of that one* "See many beavers today then? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash, my nocturnal brother. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everybody. Smileyfaces Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Long time, no speak
Tell us about Shrewsbury today - we've had no recent news from the Shrewsbury Gazette
I'm back after a short unintentional break.
Some more solar powered streetlights have been put. Along Victoria Avenue leading to The Quarry (the park) which is excellent news. Hopefully that will improve safety by the river.
And in more Shrewsbury lights news. The polar bears on top of Morris headquarters have been switched on.
All this is excellent lighting related news. I am pleased that the good folks of Shrewsbury will continue to be well lit as we approach that other C word
Did you get anywhere with your petition to our Dear Leader(s) for a new Christmas emoji, Jim?"I'm looking forward to the Christmas lights in town, and outside people's homes going on. They really cheer up the shorter days for me. I don't know. I guess we'll find out in December. | |||
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"Martyn, your otter spotting wasn't a secret was it? Cos it might not be a secret now
Oh nuts i mean beaver spotting, no i dont it was a walk yes i went for a walk
*Phew got out of that one*
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash, my nocturnal brother. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everybody. Smileyfaces Good evening Batman how are you my friend im feeling sassy this evening and in a funny mood must be tiredness of not sleeping
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm alright. I like the sound of you feeling sassy. I think Jamie has been rubbing off on you."Thats good then although are you atleast half left i wouldnt want you walking in circles my friend yeah you could say that slowly being corrupted by her i think  | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song."I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga. I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters. I fell in the mud. I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash, my nocturnal brother. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everybody. Smileyfaces Good evening Batman how are you my friend im feeling sassy this evening and in a funny mood must be tiredness of not sleeping
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm alright. I like the sound of you feeling sassy. I think Jamie has been rubbing off on you.
Thats good then although are you atleast half left i wouldnt want you walking in circles my friend yeah you could say that slowly being corrupted by her i think " | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers. "I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice. Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim. Ah. Oh crikey. But you saw some otters, right? | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?"I did not. | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?"*they're There there. | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not. "Oh bollocks. | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks."Otters will be found | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks."I stopped a nature photographer to ask him where we could see some otters. He said where we were there would be a low chance but might see some water voles. After Googling them, I was excited to see them. | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found "I like your confidence. | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found
I like your misplaced confidence."FIFY | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
I stopped a nature photographer to ask him where we could see some otters. He said where we were there would be a low chance but might see some water voles. After Googling them, I was excited to see them. "Every vole's a goal. | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found
I like your misplaced confidence.
FIFY"Hahahaha. | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
I stopped a nature photographer to ask him where we could see some otters. He said where we were there would be a low chance but might see some water voles. After Googling them, I was excited to see them.
Every vole's a goal."Excellent word play. We didn’t see water vole either. | |||
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" I stopped a nature photographer to ask him where we could see some otters. He said where we were there would be a low chance but might see some water voles. After Googling them, I was excited to see them. Every vole's a goal." Oh Jim! I just nose snorted | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found
I like your misplaced confidence.
FIFY
Hahahaha."No no i will find them i found some mud on Jamie i will find some otters they were in an area of the river up stream we were not allowed as it was a conservation area | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
I stopped a nature photographer to ask him where we could see some otters. He said where we were there would be a low chance but might see some water voles. After Googling them, I was excited to see them.
Every vole's a goal.
Excellent word play.
We didn’t see water vole either.
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found
I like your misplaced confidence.
FIFY
Hahahaha.
No no i will find them i found some mud on Jamie i will find some otters they were in an area of the river up stream we were not allowed as it was a conservation area "You couldn’t have been less helpful when you ‘found’ the mud | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found
I like your misplaced confidence.
FIFY
Hahahaha.
No no i will find them i found some mud on Jamie i will find some otters they were in an area of the river up stream we were not allowed as it was a conservation area
You couldn’t have been less helpful when you ‘found’ the mud "I wiped it off, cleaned the mud of your hand, stopped it from stinging gave you a massive cuddle then bought an amazing lunch sorry should i have carried on laughing my tits off | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found
I like your misplaced confidence.
FIFY
Hahahaha.
No no i will find them i found some mud on Jamie i will find some otters they were in an area of the river up stream we were not allowed as it was a conservation area
You couldn’t have been less helpful when you ‘found’ the mud
I wiped it off, cleaned the mud of your hand, stopped it from stinging gave you a massive cuddle then bought an amazing lunch sorry should i have carried on laughing my tits off "Is that what happened Martyn? Because what I recall is you laughing at me, telling me I had mud on me (whilst I was lying in the mud) then pointed to the patch of grass to wipe my had off which was actually the stingers. Then realising what happened, laughing so hard it looked like you had tears in your eyes. Lunch was good. It was funny. I had mud in my hair when I took my hair down. | |||
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"Hi. Thats all ive got "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. That'll do for me. | |||
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"That post is a bit light. ^ It's time for me to put myself in the dark and sleep. Good night Jim and everyone else "Na night. x | |||
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"Hi. Thats all ive got
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. That'll do for me. "That'll ding dang do | |||
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"Hi. Thats all ive got
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. That'll do for me. That'll ding dang do"Yahoooooooo! | |||
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"Jim. Darling. Are you well? I am not. Colour me traumatised
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening my late night flannelette.
I'm alright.
What's the matter, Jamie?
That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.
I am the Beyoncé of Hampshire and she did a collab with Lady Gaga.
I was taken on a walk today on the pretence that I could see some otters.
I fell in the mud.
I tried to wipe my muddy hand off in the grass. Stingers! Wiped my hand in the stingers.
I believe Beyoncé and Gaga have collabed twice.
Oh, you would have liked to have seen otters. There mammals, that swim.
Ah.
Oh crikey.
But you saw some otters, right?
I did not.
Oh bollocks.
Otters will be found
I like your misplaced confidence.
FIFY
Hahahaha.
No no i will find them i found some mud on Jamie i will find some otters they were in an area of the river up stream we were not allowed as it was a conservation area
You couldn’t have been less helpful when you ‘found’ the mud
I wiped it off, cleaned the mud of your hand, stopped it from stinging gave you a massive cuddle then bought an amazing lunch sorry should i have carried on laughing my tits off
Is that what happened Martyn?
Because what I recall is you laughing at me, telling me I had mud on me (whilst I was lying in the mud) then pointed to the patch of grass to wipe my had off which was actually the stingers. Then realising what happened, laughing so hard it looked like you had tears in your eyes.
Lunch was good.
It was funny.
I had mud in my hair when I took my hair down. "Its all a little fuzzy to be fair i did clean the mud off your hand and said wipe it off on the grass then you just thought oh look nettles lets try those bad boys out
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