FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're getting old, when?

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've been old for a few years then....

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've been old for a few years then....

Sounds like it

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

You constantly turn down the volume on the radio, but have to constantly turn up the volume on the tv

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You constantly turn down the volume on the radio, but have to constantly turn up the volume on the tv

Done that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had the 'you know you're old when' thought three times today:

1. A very long conversation at the opticians about varifocals.

2. I put the washing machine and when I went to empty the machine discovered I hadn't switched it on.

3. Filled my water glass, put it down and couldn't find it again (I'd put it in the fridge and left the jug from the fridge on the counter).

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I gave up on Radio 1 in the early 80s....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce."

I was looking forward to it and thought I was old... but I was one year out!

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

When I'm ready for bed at 9

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By *ntheroad 123Man
over a year ago

Naunton

When you make a noise sitting down or standing up. That's me old

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I had the 'you know you're old when' thought three times today:

1. A very long conversation at the opticians about varifocals.

2. I put the washing machine and when I went to empty the machine discovered I hadn't switched it on.

3. Filled my water glass, put it down and couldn't find it again (I'd put it in the fridge and left the jug from the fridge on the counter).

Forgetting what you went into the kitchen for.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

When you realise Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you still feel like a piss just after having one.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When you make a noise sitting down or standing up. That's me old "

I got it bang on today

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

About 18 months ago I picked something up to read it (a beer bottle, I think) but couldn'tske out the lettering. Moved it closer, as I always had previously, but that made it worse. Moved it further away and suddenly it was clearer.

Then I thought "Oh, shit....!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start going bingo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce."

I love Pop Masters because I don't know a lot of the answers and can still pretend I'm still young.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When you still feel like a piss just after having one. "

Oh I'm doing twice a night now.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce.

I love Pop Masters because I don't know a lot of the answers and can still pretend I'm still young. "

You are young enough to be my daughter, now that makes me feel old

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

You wear bed socks in the winter and hug a hot water bottle.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce.

I love Pop Masters because I don't know a lot of the answers and can still pretend I'm still young.

You are young enough to be my daughter, now that makes me feel old

Holy fuck I actually am! (

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Luv ya PP, I'll stop rubbing it in x

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

When cereal is not considered a suitable dinner

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Feel old when you can remember watching the original Dr who (William Hartnell) from behind the sofa

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"You constantly turn down the volume on the radio, but have to constantly turn up the volume on the tv

That is because the crap on the radio is louder than the crap on the TV.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce.

I love Pop Masters because I don't know a lot of the answers and can still pretend I'm still young.

You are young enough to be my daughter, now that makes me feel old

Holy fuck I actually am! (

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Luv ya PP, I'll stop rubbing it in x"

Language young lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your son is about to turn 20

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You wear bed socks in the winter and hug a hot water bottle."

I haven't got that far yet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You forget what you went to the kitchen for.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Your son is about to turn 20"

My eldest is 28 and my youngest is 12.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

When your arms are no longer long enough to hold things so you can read them.

My eyesight is fine, I just need some longer arms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce."
love pop masters p

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I gave up on Radio 1 in the early 80s...."

Ive heard people say they go up through the numbers as they get older 1,2,3,4..... But I’ve always listened to radio 4 & 6 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look forward to your birthday or Christmas for new socks and slippers.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll never..never ..ever look forward to popmasters with Ken Bruce....I used to look forward to Janet and John on Terry wogan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all the songs on magic or smooth fm are bangers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When all the songs on magic or smooth fm are bangers "

Absolute 80's - got to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave up on Radio 1 in the early 80s...."

You only need to listen for about half an hour, every 6 months as whatever you hear in that half hour is their entire playlist for that 6 months... And 99% of it is utter shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce.

I was looking forward to it and thought I was old... but I was one year out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll never..never ..ever look forward to popmasters with Ken Bruce....I used to look forward to Janet and John on Terry wogan lol

I managed to buy a copy of each series of J&J released for Children in Need a few years ago.

Very funny they are, too!

You can still find a few clips on YouTube.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When all the songs on magic or smooth fm are bangers

Absolute 80's - got to be. "

I agree

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When your arms are no longer long enough to hold things so you can read them.

My eyesight is fine, I just need some longer arms. "

I'm ok now I've had eye surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wear bed socks in the winter and hug a hot water bottle."

Oh I love my hot water bottle

I also love the wheat bags you put in the microwave to put on my feet over my bed socks

I'm ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All your heroes start dying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you notice 'noise' a little more.. peace and quiet is a win

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By *r DiveMan
over a year ago

St Helens

When your older then the parents of the kids you teach.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When your arms are no longer long enough to hold things so you can read them.

My eyesight is fine, I just need some longer arms. "

That was one of the tests the optician did today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is my highlight of the day

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh this is my highlight of the day

It's one of mine too Gats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look forward to your birthday or Christmas for new socks and slippers. "

That's me stuffed then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've been old for a few years then....

Sounds like it

I'm hurt PP....

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When your arms are no longer long enough to hold things so you can read them.

My eyesight is fine, I just need some longer arms.

That was one of the tests the optician did today.

Did you have long enough arms?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've been old for a few years then....

Sounds like it

I'm hurt PP....

I get hurt everyday on here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you'd rather have a cup of tea than watch the wife being fucked by the ideal person that you have both been looking for all your life.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

When an attractive woman says that you remind her of her dad.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"When you still feel like a piss just after having one.

Oh I'm doing twice a night now."

Only twice i think I spend most my time in the bathroom.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When your arms are no longer long enough to hold things so you can read them.

My eyesight is fine, I just need some longer arms.

That was one of the tests the optician did today.

Did you have long enough arms? "

For most things, but I have got two new prescriptions.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When an attractive woman says that you remind her of her dad."

What if an unattractive woman says you don't remind her of her dad?

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce."

Hahahaha

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"When I'm ready for bed at 9

Too right I my teens I was ready for bed at 6 pm just as I went out to meet the girls now I prefer a little later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your knees click your back aches and you start taking cold liver oil tablets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look forward to your birthday or Christmas for new socks and slippers.

That's me stuffed then

Ha! I actually can't wait for new slippers in couple weeks time. Sad times

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When a Saga singles holiday is starting to look like a really attractive proposition

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"When you are looking forward to Pop masters with Ken Bruce."

I had this conversation yesterday

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When your arms are no longer long enough to hold things so you can read them.

My eyesight is fine, I just need some longer arms. "

So true x

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