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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s been the strangest request a guy/woman has asked you for since being on fab?

This should be a funny post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it."

This wins. Is there any point in suggesting anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To breast feed someone.. i don't even have kids

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

And, unable to top pretending to lay an egg, the thread died

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it."
can anyone do the ping-pong ball thing like in pricilla of the desert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To breast feed someone.. i don't even have kids "

Are you sure he just didn’t want to suck them?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"What’s been the strangest request a guy/woman has asked you for since being on fab? "

Supply a tow ball....

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By *ammo2k20Man
over a year ago

Newport


"To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it."

Omg i thought i heard it all being a taxi driver thats a new one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww my Favorite has to be when I got a message from one that said he was going to put a Baby inside me....

Nothing has quite topped that one . But there was the one where one told me he would be waiting outside the hospital parking lot when I walked out of work and grab me and drag me off to the bushes .

Those got me.... But thank goodness the other 99 % of Men on here don't have something wrong with them !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry .... I missed the Funny part

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"What’s been the strangest request a guy/woman has asked you for since being on fab?

Supply a tow ball.... "

The tow ball thing was funny

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By *icebutslimMan
over a year ago

Ellon

Seen the ping ball thing done in Thailand when i was in my 20s,unreal.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Apart from the sperminators who have happy mothers up and down the country...

Come to this hotel room, take your pants off, shit in their mouth, and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, my above mentioned message was like four, five years ago now. So a bit memorable.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Someone asked to fuck me in my wellies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it. can anyone do the ping-pong ball thing like in pricilla of the desert "

I would like my lottery numbers picking by a willing female.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In your wellies or to fuck your wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In your wellies or to fuck your wellies "

It was geordie guy.

He was only fucking aboot....

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Not so much a request but a guy keeps messaging me asking what I would do if I found a tiny 1 inch version of him in my drink or food at a restaurant... He wasn't happy with the reply. I'd ask for a refund and a fresh drink/meal..

He obviously has a vore fetish

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By *ammo2k20Man
over a year ago

Newport


"Not so much a request but a guy keeps messaging me asking what I would do if I found a tiny 1 inch version of him in my drink or food at a restaurant... He wasn't happy with the reply. I'd ask for a refund and a fresh drink/meal..

He obviously has a vore fetish

"

What did you answer i would of said "flushed down the toilet" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get me pregnant

To shit on a guy...

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it."

Well, did you do it?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Two of this post running BTW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much a request but a guy keeps messaging me asking what I would do if I found a tiny 1 inch version of him in my drink or food at a restaurant... He wasn't happy with the reply. I'd ask for a refund and a fresh drink/meal..

He obviously has a vore fetish

"

I've had this today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked if I would go round to his place and use his mouth as a toilet and then leave. He even offered to pay me to do it.

Another one asked if I would be interested in a serious relationship with him and his best friend sharing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much a request but a guy keeps messaging me asking what I would do if I found a tiny 1 inch version of him in my drink or food at a restaurant... He wasn't happy with the reply. I'd ask for a refund and a fresh drink/meal..

He obviously has a vore fetish

What did you answer i would of said "flushed down the toilet" lol "

I said I'd fish him out and flick him across the room

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By *ammo2k20Man
over a year ago

Newport


"Not so much a request but a guy keeps messaging me asking what I would do if I found a tiny 1 inch version of him in my drink or food at a restaurant... He wasn't happy with the reply. I'd ask for a refund and a fresh drink/meal..

He obviously has a vore fetish

What did you answer i would of said "flushed down the toilet" lol

I said I'd fish him out and flick him across the room "

Wow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy to suck my cock. Considering it says I’m straight that’s a very strange request to me.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I do shift work and have had random guys suggest I leave the back-door unlocked to they can sneak in to give Frisky a good seeing to...

Yes, I am going to give a random stranger my home address and leave the house unlocked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have also had a couple of guys asking me questions straight off that they'd be more suited talking to a GP about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Not so much a request but a guy keeps messaging me asking what I would do if I found a tiny 1 inch version of him in my drink or food at a restaurant... He wasn't happy with the reply. I'd ask for a refund and a fresh drink/meal..

He obviously has a vore fetish

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I’ve had that one.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

One guy asked if I wanted him to write my number in phone boxes - not sure if it was an offer or a threat. Another one wanted me to smash him in the balls with a cricket bat repeatedly.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Guy asked me to send him my cum.. chuffing weird

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny


"To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it."

What

The

Fuck!!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cesspit guy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To sit on a bar stool with a glass egg on it, take the egg into my vagina and then lay it."

There are a few videos ... if you search Julie Knight ass acrobats egg... well worth a look for the comedy value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I’ve had loads of strange ones. One guy offering cash to wank him off wearing a marigold glove. One guy asked if he could get me pregnant then kick me down some stairs. Few guys asking if I’d use them as a toilet. One guy asked if I’d walk in his house piss on his face and then beat him up. A few guys have asked if I would fart in their mouth.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

A woman wanted to meet me! I blocked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God I’ve had loads of strange ones. One guy offering cash to wank him off wearing a marigold glove. One guy asked if he could get me pregnant then kick me down some stairs. Few guys asking if I’d use them as a toilet. One guy asked if I’d walk in his house piss on his face and then beat him up. A few guys have asked if I would fart in their mouth. "

Jeebus..

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

I was once asked to a party where there would be some 4 legged guests that would like to take part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On an old profile of mine I was asked if they could suck on a used tampon of mine.

I’m waiting for an address to where to send it still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy wanted me to shit on a glass table as he lay underneath and watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokingly posted one, it was a joke, but apparently moderators thought it wasn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to shit on a glass table as he lay underneath and watched

"

That was a fantasy of a boy I used to have a crush on when I was younger. It’s quite common apparently.

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By *ireland30Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

1 guy, quite local to me asked me to spunk into a bottle till I had filled it, leave it at his door and he would send me a video of him drinking it, week old cum wouldn't taste good lol

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