FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases that show You're in Denial .......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. Because I have a life outside of the forums.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

2... because we don't believe in labels and only do bi once in a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Because I have a life outside of the forums. "
Im In egypt swimming in denial...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Because I have a life outside of the forums. "

Why would that constitute a denial when it is true in my case?!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"2... because we don't believe in labels and only do bi once in a while..."

3. I get most of my sex in the real world. FAB is just to compliment that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Because I have a life outside of the forums.

Why would that constitute a denial when it is true in my case?!

Stick a phrase on Pearl and keep repeating ' she didn't mean me' She didn't mean me' She didn't mean me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, ok!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

4... each to their own ( whilst muttering FREAK )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5. I have curves in the right places, however, I am not a BBW.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

5. I don't get meets because i'm too nice.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I'm only here for the forums and chat

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

6... I dont post on the forum to get attention

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nice guys dont get anywhere, youve got to treat them mean keep them keen

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nice guys dont get anywhere, youve got to treat them mean keep them keen"

When he texts at three in the morning it shows he cares about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We exchanged PMs and text for a week, surely that meant something, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I am seriously gorgeous and you'd be lucky to spend time in my presence

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

When i breath in, I am athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good looking and hung like a donkey.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Their loss!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not here looking for a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i look much better than my pics (hehe)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am happy with NSA

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"i look much better than my pics (hehe)

welcome to the Lounge Tooth xx

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm happy with just friendship, sex is a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I really don't mind if he meets other women....*makes a separate stalking profile*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am classy. (while the background shows the classic signs of being a Travelodge room, wearing cheapo shoes and outfit).

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I really don't mind if he meets other women....*makes a separate stalking profile*"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't know how BI got on there ! Someone must have changed it.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I guarantee you won't be disappointed

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If he wears a wig and puts lippy on, I will forget about his cock dangling and that makes me straight......

honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not bi, however, I would not mind being sucked off by a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours (cum in 30 seconds with penetration)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am a dominant male and you will do as I tell you to.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

love this thread, well done Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 08/07/12 13:46:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love this thread, well done Granny "

Concur!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"love this thread, well done Granny "

Lie down on my couch View I need to examine you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_iew i never used to look at the forums,now im addicted,makes me giggle some of the posts lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... dreaming of View on a dinner table wearing nothing except for an apple in his mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm young and can bang away for hours...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"_iew i never used to look at the forums,now im addicted,makes me giggle some of the posts lol xx

good news xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking cannot cause erectile dysfunction, I can't get a rock hard erection because you're not sexy enough

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

My wife knows and doesn't mind

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"... dreaming of View on a dinner table wearing nothing except for an apple in his mouth!

Never realised he was a Conservative M.P.

Stop going off topic Pearl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a single guy who can't get a meet cos other singles guys have ruined my chances"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... dreaming of View on a dinner table wearing nothing except for an apple in his mouth!

Never realised he was a Conservative M.P.

Stop going off topic Pearl!"

Yes Granny, slap me and get me out of my dream please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am easy going and easily pleased ... (while the profile has a 20+ points checklist of likes and dislikes).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They saw my pic and blocked! ....THEIR LOSS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is educated.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I don't have my pic up because I am a professional but why should that affect my chances of a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some men cant get erections because their wives dont touch them in the right way.

my wife said she wanted to try anal sex.

she said she prefered it to normal sex.

your lucky i came to see you.

lots of other women are waiting to see me.

I had a gorgeous looking 20 year old make a pass at me last night.

i turned her down. she was the same age as my son.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not really swingers as such....

(and yes kudos to those that notice we say something similar on our profile).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a hardened swinger - been swinging for years and years though and during discussions has tried everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours (cum in 30 seconds with penetration)"

Shhh stop telling people my secret!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

VVWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't be disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't have a face pic in private on this site due to my job.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'll try anything once.......

(yes of course you can penetrate me anally with that table leg while your whippet watches..........)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight on profile but meets with Tvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very outgoing.

*Member has hidden their profile*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not desperate! (while listing all contact details such as BBM, mobile and e-mail address etc...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*whilest at a gang bang*

'no thats never happened to me before! honest, im normally fine with lots of people watching me shagging!*

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This thread/ topic never ceases to amuse me

Here is one ... I'm a profffesssionnnall(ok, I exaggerate to make a point)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am easy going and easily pleased ... (while the profile has a 20+ points checklist of likes and dislikes).

Lol. Love that one!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not a hardened swinger [never gets past flaccid]

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Don't do bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not interested in P*kis. Not racist, just my preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do bareback"

I in denial then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only pop on Fab for a few minutes a day at most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't have a face pic in private on this site due to my job. "

A legitimate reason... My face pic is private for that exact reason.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I love debate ( as long as everyone agrees with me )

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I dont take offense easily

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

My wife does not mind me doing this

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My wife doesn't understand me...

Oh yes she does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy mailing other straight guys asking if they 'want to experiment together'!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Straight man

Would like to try sucking cock

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am an adult, it's them that make me sulk

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

It is my wife's fantasy, just helping her out ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bare back/ cream pie pics were taken by a long term ex partner

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it's not because I have a vagina that I get 100 messages a day, I have a bubby personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's not because I have a vagina that I get 100 messages a day, I have a bubby personality"

Quality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at de size of dis crocodile in da river I'm paddling in, in Egypt. Don't worry it won't eat me

On a serious note

You do what's right for you and not what people think of you

Interpretation, they're a fucking weirdo and one to avoid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I a sensitive man and take pleasure from giving a gal pleasure. Thats in the profile. The message you get is I will make you suck my cock till you gag then ram it into your c@nt you f@ckin slut. Mmm anyone have a translator there seems to be a loss in communication lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I a sensitive man and take pleasure from giving a gal pleasure. Thats in the profile. The message you get is I will make you suck my cock till you gag then ram it into your c@nt you f@ckin slut. Mmm anyone have a translator there seems to be a loss in communication lol"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

anyone who puts an age then a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you just made me spill my lager!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a long winded rant arguing with/agreeing with everyone and no one in particular ............ just my 2p worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you just made me spill my lager!!

Lol I put the cleaned up short version on too but you got the idea. A gals version of sensitive and a guys are worlds apart lol. I have dislexia but even I with limited education and learning issues can tell the difference lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm not looking to shag my way through the site... like some.

**Been on two months, 241 meet verifications proving giving it a bloody good try! **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything over 5 inches is a waste anyway..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New to this site.

2 years later! (probably with "will update soon" somewhere too!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot accommodate, cannot travel on a gals profile!

Then her profile text says willing to meet!

Confuses me every time!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"anyone who puts an age then a half

Hahaaaaaaaaaa Tooooooooooo Right ! I'm scared as every second ticks by. No deying it ......

Ooer ... im not in denial then.....

Just scared.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

No pics and no location

Why can't I get verified?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There is no stigma in being a swinger. We tell all our neighbours and workmates and no one bats an eyelid.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A slag is a woman who picks up men in the pub. I'm a swinger so there's a big difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slag is a woman who picks up men in the pub. I'm a swinger so there's a big difference."

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

because I meet everyday, that doesn't mean I take this all too seriously, I just have a lot of spare time

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Hey babe, wanna fuck?

What do you mean blocked?

Bitch!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have a great sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind, considerate, professional couple that aren't pushy.

If they don't get to shag someone at the weekend the female will boss everyone around at the pound shop where she works, the husband will be blabbing off about the couple he met at the weekend who's mrs got shagged all night by him and he then had satisfy his wife as well as he drank 25 pints of ale at the same time and then jumps on his fork lift and does fuck all, all day!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Nothing gets to me on here

No honestly, I am easy going....

ffs, you cunt, I am (followed by a line of

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

How do I convince my girlfriend to start swinging. I joined 8 months ago just to see what it was all about.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

there are no cliques here

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm very selective.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have had no meets, everyone is a time waster

No U is ugly...... UGLY !!!!!!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can travel

But that's nearly an hour away?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

We treat everyone the same.... looks have nothing to do with whether we are nice to them or not.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Those that post five seconds after being stood up, "can't believe we've been let down again and we're so hot and good looking too" code for look at our pics and massage our egos by telling us you would never turn us down and we are the best thing since sliced bread.

Profile usually along the lines of "easy going couple who don't take this site or ourselves seriously". Hmmm...course not!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Honest, I am not trying to bully you because I forum shadow you all week.... we just have the same interests

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It was nothing to do with him being a fat old munter which made us uncomfortable when he appraoched us in the club.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just because I asked who shags the fat munters on here, I meant no offence

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

snap we were typing fat munter at the same time

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm not jealous, I just check his verifications to make sure he's having fun.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I'm not a hardened swinger

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I forgot I had that other profile, honest

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

No Verifications pic collector

Hidden verifications slag

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Of course I don't think you are easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5a: I cnt gt NE mets init coz U r all meen beechez....

(In other words, I am in denial over the fact that I failed to pay attention at school, left practically illiterate, and believe everything I 'read' in Nuts which has led me to think that no matter how bad my own shortcomings, women will flock to my door the moment I activate my Fab single guy account.....)

Well, something like that.....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

all the 172 friends on here are genuine friends

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You might meet men who will say anything to get into your knickers, but all the men I meet really do mean what they say.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just because I act like a twat on here, my profile is aggressive and I ooze negativity from every core..... it has nothing to do with the time wasters I get

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just because I bought you that locket with my photo and a few strands of my hair in.... I am not clingy

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You won't show anyone else these photos will you?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I just happened to be passing your door 12 times today.....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

putting 'I'm flicking my clit' instatus update didn't mean I wanted 2 word messages

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It was just a laugh when I cut and paste our faces onto my parents wedding photo.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I can put the bitchiest comment I can think of.. and just by adding a smiley - I can get away with it...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I posted the size of my boobs in the 'who has the bibgest boobs' thread purely for factual reasons.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Of course that is an accurate photo it's only 15 years old

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Of course I'm not jealous. I just want you to answer me as if you like me more.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am not jealous of footballers and how much the are paid for doing feck all but lick a ball about for a few minutes.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Blocked?

But I'm amazing, didn't you read my profile?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I know it was genuine mistake that your cock went ball deep up my arse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not jealous of footballers and how much the are paid for doing feck all but lick a ball about for a few minutes."

I think that's an entirely different sport....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have lots of great friends in real life, just checkout my friends list on facebook.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Not compatible? Why what does your profile say then?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

People who use phone numbers are more desparate than me cos I don't

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I was not on fabs all day /night - I accidentally left pc on - logged in

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am not jealous of footballers and how much the are paid for doing feck all but lick a ball about for a few minutes."

Lick a ball about for a few minutes ? LICK a ball ??

Many a slip twixt cup and lip young lady ......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have fewer verifications because I'm picky.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

im genuine...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Was on here before and met loads of great people, I only left because of all the timewasters.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not a stalker... trust me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Polo reminds...

I deleted my profile by accident

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I only use the chatroom to catch up with all of my friends.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

there are some crackers on here....

and that is about this thread not the nutcases

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im great at sex my wife is just frigid

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

He loves his wife so I am doing her a favour by fucking him.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There are too many fake profiles on here, no wonder I can't get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cudly female size 12/14

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It doesn't matter if he lies to his wife, as long as he's honest with me.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I only do bareback with my fuckbuddy because I trust him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my 50s but my boobs are still as pert as they were when I was 18 (gravity applies to everyone else in the world but you then)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Seriously ladies... it's how you use it that matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the size but what you do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me its only puppy fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm far too tight to take a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting is not urine - FACT

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My girlfriend doesn't like anal because she says I'm too big.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

God I'm horny. I suppose three meat cleavers , a body bag and a bath of acid are the norm on most meets.... I'll stay.

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Our favourite at the moment is getting messages from rather ample men describing themselves as having

'A rugby players build!!'

No you is just fat!!

(ooh you can say something bitchy, put a smiley face and it makes it all alright!!)

(See what I did there!! lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting is not piss cos Dr. Nick Riviera says it isn't

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

If I knock a few years off nobody will notice, I look young for my age anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done that but I've seen other people do it so I KNOW exactly what it is!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That's totally disgusting you perverted creep, no I haven't done and never want to!

But if the circumstances were right.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That's totally disgusting you perverted creep, no I haven't done and never want to!

But if the circumstances were right....."

Single men like you mess it up for all us beautiful blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirting is not piss cos Dr. Nick Riviera says it isn't

Its not usually a doctor that's quoted is it, its a porn director, eg Chad Lovebullet or the like

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've made so many good freinds on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made so many good freinds on here "

Is that sarcasm or are you going soft?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've made so many good freinds on here

Is that sarcasm or are you going soft?"

It was a denial do dah ..... not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO profile picture no message, you will be blocked ( that was from a profile with no picture at all)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i only masturbate cause it's good for you.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can accommodate can travel

We only meet at clubs

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