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Men of FAB...Burning question of the day..

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

“ how did the name arise” good one minnie

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

No I don't have a name for my cock but if you would like to meet him I'm sure he will come along without a fight

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Sorry but mine is nameless.

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By *uicy mushroomMan
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"... "

lil mushroom

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought all penises were called Dick ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"... "

Never took the time to name him, but i might now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine narmite as most people hate it

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

No I don't it doesn't have a name but I do tend to refer to it as he. Manly because he has a will and a mind of his own at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golly heavens no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

But if I was going to give my beautiful penis a name then I think I’d call it Tarquin.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"“ how did the name arise” good one minnie"

See what I did there

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Smudge, as someone mistook it for one on a pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is nameless, but a stickler for etiquette.

He'd insist on shaking your hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t named it so far, but I think I may call it ‘Latin’ given that it’s rarely used and almost entirely forgotten about.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"No I don't have a name for my cock but if you would like to meet him I'm sure he will come along without a fight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no name for it, but it's currently classified as "furloughed".

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My cock is called the Octagon, but I’ve also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally call him ‘oh for fucks sake’

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By *RD2020Man
over a year ago

Stirling


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"... "

Sir Lancealot lol!!!

Only joking

More like Justin

Just in and its over

Or

The two pump chump

Lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it tiny or it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bill... because one lady said does my fanny fit the Bill

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Then there's Phil and Grant...my balls ...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Mine’s always been called Percy!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One does not name ones sword, it is an extension of my will. It strokes, pierces and plunges as I will it

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

.

Seen as I don’t have kids, I get away with calling it The Wee Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobby

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I guess it would be Snakey, but thats more of what my ex called it. She was into animals and jungles; snakes hide in bushes and some spit, like a happy cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

"

Nope, but all my dildos do

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Dennis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should call mine Santa as he Cums once a year

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Bill... because one lady said does my fanny fit the Bill "

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"... "

I dont have a name for mine but if i did, it would be poseidon!

Pun.. intended..

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My cock is called the Octagon, but I’ve also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang "

Is that your left or my left?

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By *artinlycraMan
over a year ago

southport

Mines called Womble...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I don’t but if I did it would be Kilroy and I’d hang it over the top of walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day you start naming your genitals is the day your sex life dies!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

No, but i do sometimes refer to it as 'the little fella'.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"My cock is called the Octagon, but I’ve also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

Is that your left or my left? "

These details are important!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"... "

The General. He's been promoted through the ranks over the years.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

If I’m over due abit of manscaping! I call him Pedro the angry Mexican

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"...

The General. He's been promoted through the ranks over the years. "

Thank you Joey Tribbiani

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

I don't give my cock a specific name, but if you like to be introduced, I will call it "the little one-eyed monster"

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If I’m over due abit of manscaping! I call him Pedro the angry Mexican "

Do you have a little sombrero for sprcial occasions ?

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Yes, lol my names Dick would you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't give Wee Jimmy a nickname, someone else christened him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"... "

No name but women have referred to it as “him” as though it is an individual.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I don’t but if I did it would be Kilroy and I’d hang it over the top of walls. "

Kilroy was here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a name (like Steve or Alistair) for your penis?

If so, how did the name arise?

And would you introduce your cock to a potential partner by name?

"Louise, meet Derek"...

The General. He's been promoted through the ranks over the years.

Thank you Joey Tribbiani "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No justin's then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine Richard as it looks like the lead singer from Right Said Fred

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