FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny magnets

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Where can I buy one of these?

Love and Peace

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

Next to fridge magnets..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are they an essential purchase during lockdown ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't put one by your phone

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Are they an essential purchase during lockdown ?"

Is buying 12 packs of bog roll essential purchasing during lockdown?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Next to the cute puppies

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You can bet magnets to put in your knickers apparently. Is that any help?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don't put one by your phone

Why? Is your fanny magnet very powerful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a Lhasa apso puppy. Same thing

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You can bet magnets to put in your knickers apparently. Is that any help?

I’ll just hang them off my Prince Alfred

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Don't put one by your phone

Why? Is your fanny magnet very powerful?

Twinned with the Hadron Collider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm overloaded with fanny repellent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 percent off in the next Black Friday deal. Try John Lewis. Never knowingly undersold!

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

I purchased one just before joining fab

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Next to the cute puppies "

I thought that was the pussies

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Are they an essential purchase during lockdown ?

Is buying 12 packs of bog roll essential purchasing during lockdown? "

It is when I've run out completely, and buying in bulk is cheaper

I usually get the 18 packs from Home Bargains which then lsst me about 3 months

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Don't put your bank card in your pants or it will wipe it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

On fanny-magnets. Com

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don't put one by your phone

Why? Is your fanny magnet very powerful?

Twinned with the Hadron Collider

I can feel your buzz as I’m not too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find them on the personality aisle

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"25 percent off in the next Black Friday deal. Try John Lewis. Never knowingly undersold!

This is what I’m hoping for. I want to beat the rush before the vaccine kicks in

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"On fanny-magnets. Com

Sold out

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"You'll find them on the personality aisle

Ouch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought one, took it back it was broke

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"On fanny-magnets. Com

Sold out

Tbh - the one they sent me had a reverse polarity. Pfffffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d loan you me but I’m already in use

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You'll find them on the personality aisle

Why visit that aisle when I can borrow one of yours

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I bought one, took it back it was broke"

Did you try using it the other way round?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Get to the gym, bulk up and get ripped

Buy a sports car

Get a cock extension

These will get you a guaranteed fanny magnet...or so we’ve heard

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Get to the gym, bulk up and get ripped

Buy a sports car

Get a cock extension

These will get you a guaranteed fanny magnet...or so we’ve heard

Didn’t work for me, so I got chuuunky, bought a daddy wagon and had a few inches chopped off.

I’m ready to magnetise!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

In the cake aisle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In the cake aisle

Inside the cakes???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought one, now my cock is permanently pointing towards the North Pole.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"In the cake aisle

Inside the cakes???"

Ohh yeah

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In the cake aisle

Inside the cakes???

Ohh yeah

I need more cake.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In the cake aisle

I have a cake magnet on my fridge

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I bought one, now my cock is permanently pointing towards the North Pole.

My cock always points North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought one, took it back it was broke

Did you try using it the other way round? "

Weird really, it worked in the shop on the woman who was selling it me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get to the gym, bulk up and get ripped

Buy a sports car

Get a cock extension

These will get you a guaranteed fanny magnet...or so we’ve heard

Boris won’t let me go the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the America they call their bottom their fanny.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In the America they call their bottom their fanny.

I’ll have either type of fanny.

Beggars can’t be choosers.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I am a fanny magnet. There’s times when I have to beat them back with a shitty stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny doesn't do deals.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Don't think you buy them... more have to manufacture them yourself. It's like a small electromagnet - Tesla coil type arrangement that gets inserted up your arse

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don't think you buy them... more have to manufacture them yourself. It's like a small electromagnet - Tesla coil type arrangement that gets inserted up your arse

Like the one Ironman has but up yer hoop?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Don't think you buy them... more have to manufacture them yourself. It's like a small electromagnet - Tesla coil type arrangement that gets inserted up your arse

Like the one Ironman has but up yer hoop?

Yes!

But instead of powering your heart... the energy needs to be focused on pulling objects towards your penis. Hence the location!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don't think you buy them... more have to manufacture them yourself. It's like a small electromagnet - Tesla coil type arrangement that gets inserted up your arse

Like the one Ironman has but up yer hoop?

Yes!

But instead of powering your heart... the energy needs to be focused on pulling objects towards your penis. Hence the location!

I will try this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate

That bum

your magnet is calling to me

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Shelf above chick magnets

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Where can I buy one of these?

Love and Peace

Not for sale hun

So sorry xx

Love n peace though xxx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Where can I buy one of these?

Love and Peace

Not for sale hun

So sorry xx

Love n peace though xxx

I liked your first response better

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate

That bum

your magnet is calling to me

Why thank you Ms Bouncy Boobs

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shelf above chick magnets

I need to buy one of these as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry i thought you said magnums hmmmmm

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By *heKinksCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

They sell them in Curry's, but don't take out the extended warrenty

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Where can I buy one of these?

Love and Peace

Not for sale hun

So sorry xx

Love n peace though xxx

I liked your first response better

So did I just needed something extra x

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By *heKinksCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

They sell them in Curry's, but don't take out the extended warrenty

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate

That bum

your magnet is calling to me

Why thank you Ms Bouncy Boobs

Can I bounce them off your bum

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"They sell them in Curry's, but don't take out the extended warrenty

But a fanny magnet IS for life

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate

That bum

your magnet is calling to me

Why thank you Ms Bouncy Boobs

Can I bounce them off your bum

Oh you can, I think Mr KC might have palpitations at the very thought

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate

That bum

your magnet is calling to me

Why thank you Ms Bouncy Boobs

Can I bounce them off your bum

Oh you can, I think Mr KC might have palpitations at the very thought

We can bring him back to life afterwards

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