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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Could you please post your name and position held in this thread please, then we will have to start doing some acts and voting...

Diamondsmiles - Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alimark,tea/lady i think

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Petillante - Minister for Foreign Affairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss j law and order, and not happy to job share with justice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Porkshire

Lord Glory Hole Seal

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

The honourable Lady Stephannie .....

Minister of Defiance ...and do I get a 'Black Rod'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Minxie Minx - Ministeress of Mayhem and Havoc

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

View - Minister of culture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick question, do we get to have a party as part of the opening of parliament ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick question, do we get to have a party as part of the opening of parliament ??

Yes, if ya want to jump on the Javelin train and come up to us!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!!!!!!

and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The honourable Lady Stephannie .....

Minister of Defiance ...and do I get a 'Black Rod'"

As Black Rod has been taken...

Miss Tress for Chief Whip...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Quick question, do we get to have a party as part of the opening of parliament ??

Yes, but we cant get to pissed as we have to make some sensible decisions

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

A - minister for underwater sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sensible decisions about wot???

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

K - Minister for clearing up A's faux par's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"View - Minister of culture"

oh thanks a lot, after all my hard work with the jubilee bags and the olympic sack race.

Geesh, it's a tough game this politics.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"sensible decisions about wot???

Still working on that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sensible decisions about wot???

Still working on that one lol"

cool

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"The honourable Lady Stephannie .....

Minister of Defiance ...and do I get a 'Black Rod'

As Black Rod has been taken...

Miss Tress for Chief Whip...

I promise to leave my mark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sensible decisions about wot???

I am with minx on this one!! Sensible decisions??? What are they???

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think i will make wishy a loyal subject

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

why cant we just be a collective?

before we know it the cabinet will be awarded outrageous perks and priveledges and will look down upon us mere mortals..

just imagine the opening speeches..

phrases like 'we are all in her (or him) together'

'where there is dryness let us bring copious squirting'

'flagellation flagellation flagellation'

all end in tears

power to the people....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

Do we have to decide ??

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Do I get a new lawnmower and my mortgage paid on expensed like a real mp ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right all tea/coffee time ,just shout if you run out milk and sugar on the trolley and ive made cucumber sandwiches, apologies if they taste funny (ahem cough cough)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

best form a committee then..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Right all tea/coffee time ,just shout if you run out milk and sugar on the trolley and ive made cucumber sandwiches, apologies if they taste funny (ahem cough cough)

Pmsl..visions of Mrs Overall ..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Do I get a new lawnmower and my mortgage paid on expensed like a real mp ?

oh yes..

and does anyone actually believe that whats his face actually claimed for a 'duck house'

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!"

You havent abdicated your deputy prime minister you have to make all my major decisions for me

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!"

if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!

if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?"

can I review the photos?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!

You havent abdicated your deputy prime minister you have to make all my major decisions for me"

Queen to DPM overnight

Do we have to wear matching outfits the way that Cam and Cleggy do?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!

if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?

can I review the photos?"

will get my people to touch base with your people, maybe sort a window for a tete a tete...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!

if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?"

30 year rule... my lips are sealed. Although unauthorised twaddle can be written at any point.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........

I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!

if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?

30 year rule... my lips are sealed. Although unauthorised twaddle can be written at any point."

feck thats a bit severe..

will get an ex notw 'journo' to make it up lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss j law and order, and not happy to job share with justice!!"

once again TOUGH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss j law and order, and not happy to job share with justice!!

once again TOUGH"

your so masterful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss j law and order, and not happy to job share with justice!!

once again TOUGH

your so masterful!

i knew you'd come round

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

As Minister of defiance I think I should launch a nuke on the fab cabinet thread on page 2 as we now have a new prime minister and dont want the peasants revolting

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As Minister of defiance I think I should launch a nuke on the fab cabinet thread on page 2 as we now have a new prime minister and dont want the peasants revolting

Peasants are always revolting

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"As Minister of defiance I think I should launch a nuke on the fab cabinet thread on page 2 as we now have a new prime minister and dont want the peasants revolting

Peasants are always revolting

If the PM wasnt out to lunch I could have nuked em by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the PM is watching the tennis!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ooops! Sorry for being late. I was.in Debenhams blue cross sale buying lingerie

Chancellor for the exchequer reporting for duty

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

the pm is here spying while the tennis on

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Can I be under a secretary...

sorry I meant under secretary

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

lord nicholas of poole

minister for sport

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can I be under a secretary...

sorry I meant under secretary

We need assistance at the exchequer. Yes some of it will be bag carrying (oof there were some great bargains) but there will be recompense - though it won't be financial, don't you realise we're in a double dip recession!

So you'd be an intern and have to accept perks not pay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll provide in depth General Erection coverage.

Master of the swing-o-meter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lexicon devil...minister for mental health..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"lexicon devil...minister for mental health..

You had the education brief yesterday... did it prove too erm, big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripy Oss (Zebra) - Mascot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the pm is here spying while the tennis on"

Is that the PMT...

Eurotongue for Minister of the Exterior...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lexicon devil...minister for mental health..

You had the education brief yesterday... did it prove too erm, big?"
..I didn't know you was still in the cabinet I thourght while id been away there had been a revolution..diamond smiles had taken over and you were minus your head which was stuck on a pole..on display at lakeside shopping center...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"lexicon devil...minister for mental health..

You had the education brief yesterday... did it prove too erm, big?..I didn't know you was still in the cabinet I thourght while id been away there had been a revolution..diamond smiles had taken over and you were minus your head which was stuck on a pole..on display at lakeside shopping center..."

I was appointed DPM - that gives me an open porfolio to stick my beak into anything and evertything.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"lexicon devil...minister for mental health..

I was appointed DPM - that gives me an open porfolio to stick my beak into anything and evertything."

exactly, your my chief spokesperson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a post for mayor been taken yet?...because I'm quite qualified in that dept you know...I'm an incompetent baffoon and I ride a push bike..

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"has a post for mayor been taken yet?...because I'm quite qualified in that dept you know...I'm an incompetent baffoon and I ride a push bike.."

welcome Boris x

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