FabSwingers.com forum: All I want for Christmas

By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Is happiness and love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na fuck that I want a skateboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is happiness and love.

Sold out I'm afraid. You can have a Teletubby though.

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Is happiness and love.

Sold out I'm afraid. You can have a Teletubby though. "

Not essential so the shop is shut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 3 C's

Chicken nuggets, chocolate & cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is happiness and love.

Sold out I'm afraid. You can have a Teletubby though.

Not essential so the shop is shut. "

All online these days old sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamborghini Urus please.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The end of covid

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Visit my family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do Christmas

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Two front teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree end of covid

health and happiness

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Is happiness and love.

Ditto

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

To be able to go to a party.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Some downtime/annual leave

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"To be able to go to a party. "
me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is happiness and love.

Ditto"

Me three.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A holiday in the sun would be nice.x

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"A holiday in the sun would be nice.x"

Sunny Scotland seems nice.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"The 3 C's

Chicken nuggets, chocolate & cock

20 chicken nuggets or 9?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To stuff a big bird

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Is you

Can't stand the song though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is happiness and love.

To spend it with the one I love ... then pop to a club!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I want a lat pull down machine

...and space in my flat for it to go

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

To party lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

To have the whole, extended family round for Christmas dinner as usual (12 of us) - but sadly that can’t happen this year!

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"To have the whole, extended family round for Christmas dinner as usual (12 of us) - but sadly that can’t happen this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is time with the people who mean a lot to me and the job I’ve applied for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can understand that, OP

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I got what I want for Christmas. I just had to wait 15 years

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've been yearning for a family Xmas for over a decade.

That won't happen so I'll pass.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I've been yearning for a family Xmas for over a decade.

That won't happen so I'll pass."

How about a new draught excluder instead?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've been yearning for a family Xmas for over a decade.

That won't happen so I'll pass.

How about a new draught excluder instead?

well it IS pretty draughty, and that's before my arse joins in creating wind!

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By *isa_29fWoman
over a year ago

London

To be allowed a night out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've been yearning for a family Xmas for over a decade.

That won't happen so I'll pass.

How about a new draught excluder instead?

well it IS pretty draughty, and that's before my arse joins in creating wind!"

You and your draught excluder! No fanny farts for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really want 1 more Christmas on barracks with the lads i used to serve with. The terrible Christmas dinner, standing on gaurd for several hours and the crap secret santa gifts.... But what id do just for 1 more with my disfunctional army family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 of those Japanese sex dolls ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have the whole, extended family round for Christmas dinner as usual (12 of us) - but sadly that can’t happen this year!

Register yourself and home address as a business at company house. Employ all your family on zero hour contracts and have them round for unpaid training. Can have more than 6 people in a workplace.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A cuddle

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"To have the whole, extended family round for Christmas dinner as usual (12 of us) - but sadly that can’t happen this year!

Register yourself and home address as a business at company house. Employ all your family on zero hour contracts and have them round for unpaid training. Can have more than 6 people in a workplace.

They could just move in with her?

People can still move house, they're no rules on the number of people living together and there are no documents to fill out.

Then maybe if it doesn't work out, they can all move out again (that evening)

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"A cuddle "

(cuddle)

I miss those too.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

For this

Virus

To go

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A cuddle

(cuddle)

I miss those too. "

(___________) have a virtual one from me

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"A cuddle

(cuddle)

I miss those too.

(___________) have a virtual one from me

Much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have the whole, extended family round for Christmas dinner as usual (12 of us) - but sadly that can’t happen this year!

Mental health support groups are exempt from the rules. I think by Christmas lots of people will be using that as a loophole to be with family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just want my kids to be happy - Nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turboman

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

To have a happy family day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go outside without a mask on.. but that's not gonna happen so ill settle for chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want it not to be raining; a cold and crisp day for a nice walk and a glass of something fizzy. I'll raise my glass to all my family and friends who I'm not allowed to be with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to see family and friends

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