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What is your perfect first message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having been here for a few weeks after a year or so away I am a little out of practice.

So how do you feel about helping s brother out. What would be your perfect first message?

And what do you look for from a single male on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as its not a copy and paste message, whatever you feel shows your personality. Im instantly more attracted if they put a bit of humour in there. Also when its clear they have actually read your profile, makes a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My "copy and paste" message works fairly well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as its not a copy and paste message, whatever you feel shows your personality. Im instantly more attracted if they put a bit of humour in there. Also when its clear they have actually read your profile, makes a difference "

I always try my best to tie a first message into some areas of their profile. Definitely don't do copy and paste. I'm not a lazy bastard. Lol

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset


"As long as its not a copy and paste message, whatever you feel shows your personality. Im instantly more attracted if they put a bit of humour in there. Also when its clear they have actually read your profile, makes a difference "

This

Humour and knowing someone read my profile will catch my attention more than a long copy and pasted message that has no relevance to what I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My "copy and paste" message works fairly well. "

Copy and paste it my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My "copy and paste" message works fairly well.

Copy and paste it my way! "

It only works with new comers.....I actually have to think when it comes to old school fabbers!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Someone who isn’t arrogant. I’ve had a couple of messages today where men just assume I’ll like them.

Be funny, a joke, make me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who isn’t arrogant. I’ve had a couple of messages today where men just assume I’ll like them.

Be funny, a joke, make me laugh x "

Knock knock

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone who isn’t arrogant. I’ve had a couple of messages today where men just assume I’ll like them.

Be funny, a joke, make me laugh x

Knock knock"

Go on, who’s there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More chance of us replying If the person messaging puts in a bit of effort , not just a one liner telling us they’re in our area. Sometimes we can receive a lot of messages each day and when they’re all 5 words long it gets tedious sorting through them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I stick me fanny on your head and make you wear me like a hat"

That would work for me.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Someone who isn’t arrogant. I’ve had a couple of messages today where men just assume I’ll like them.

Be funny, a joke, make me laugh x "

Wasn’t me, I’m way to old, but if I had messaged you you’d wet your pants. I’m officially funny, I must be because the judge said my alibi was hysterical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fancy a burger' gets my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Good morning City Jeans, how would you like to insert your (hopefully) erect penis into my (hopefully) moist vagina, then move in a back and forth motion until you’ve emptied your fat load in me, someday?!’

Something along those lines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Fancy a burger' gets my attention"

You've got me thinking of burgers now. Mmmmmmm

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"'Fancy a burger' gets my attention"

I’m the Burger King

Get your coat you’ve pulled

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

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“I’m close, want to cum and run”

Would be perfect

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Meli

I have to say I've never come across a voice as glorious as yours in all my years. I would be truly honoured if I could wank to you reading some erotica out loud whilst you film it. If this would be of interest to you (because clearly you're a goddess with 10k messages a day), do let me know. Until then I'll day dream about your beautiful heaving bosom, your abundance of wit and silken, erotic voice.

Yours hopefully

(Something like that OP. Some women might like something different because people are weird)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Meli

I have to say I've never come across a voice as glorious as yours in all my years. I would be truly honoured if I could wank to you reading some erotica out loud whilst you film it. If this would be of interest to you (because clearly you're a goddess with 10k messages a day), do let me know. Until then I'll day dream about your beautiful heaving bosom, your abundance of wit and silken, erotic voice.

Yours hopefully

(Something like that OP. Some women might like something different because people are weird)

"

Just going to copy and paste this and send it out in bulk, obviously will change the name accordingly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a gorgeous guy I’d like a message to say hello love hope you’re having a good day, here’s some pictures of my face and my arse hole for you to enjoy...

(pics would be attached)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a gorgeous guy I’d like a message to say hello love hope you’re having a good day, here’s some pictures of my face and my arse hole for you to enjoy...

(pics would be attached) "

I didn't realise you were going to share my message with everyone

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

FAF with a picture of nice big tits

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"From a gorgeous guy I’d like a message to say hello love hope you’re having a good day, here’s some pictures of my face and my arse hole for you to enjoy...

(pics would be attached) "

Come take some pictures of my arse hole and they’re yours I’m not flexible enough to see up there to take the pic

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

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"From a gorgeous guy I’d like a message to say hello love hope you’re having a good day, here’s some pictures of my face and my arse hole for you to enjoy...

(pics would be attached) "

Copy and pasted. Brb taking pics of my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Can I stick me fanny on your head and make you wear me like a hat"

That would work for me."

That's the humour we are looking for

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