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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on that mind of yours? What are you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

2nd firstface?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


" "

Noooooooooo crook

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace "

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello again my darlings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2nd firstface?"

Unlucky.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jamie, did you enjoy the plethora of facts on the last thread?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!"

Going to argue the flower is cooler.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie, did you enjoy the plethora of facts on the last thread? "

I loved them! Im reading them now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*"

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky."

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him. "

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands

Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Flannelette.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him. "

Just be good to me, Jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all"

Well done for finding us

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all"

Sometimes it can do that, especially when you've got some lightening fast typers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!

Going to argue the flower is cooler. "

I like the flower. But it's not cooler than . is the Fonzie of emojis. Is anyone cooler than Fonzie?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Hello again

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!

Going to argue the flower is cooler.

I like the flower. But it's not cooler than . is the Fonzie of emojis. Is anyone cooler than Fonzie? "

*cough*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

"

Seamlessly linking two nocturnal threads together.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!

Going to argue the flower is cooler.

I like the flower. But it's not cooler than . is the Fonzie of emojis. Is anyone cooler than Fonzie? "

Not Fonsi (Luis)? https://g.co/kgs/7GNvWY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all"

Haha, don't worry about it dude. Threads close at post 175.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

Seamlessly linking two nocturnal threads together. "

Like a set of soft knackersacks without the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

Just be good to me, Jim "

In the morning.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

Just be good to me, Jim

In the morning."

In the afternoon or evening?

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

Well done for finding us "

Thank you feel a bit of a gonk now but hey ho we live and learn aye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again "

Hello! I'm glad you're well in the current climate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!

Going to argue the flower is cooler.

I like the flower. But it's not cooler than . is the Fonzie of emojis. Is anyone cooler than Fonzie?

*cough*

"

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

Haha, don't worry about it dude. Threads close at post 175."

OK no probs will keep that in mind cheers pretty active group then I see

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it. "

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

Just be good to me, Jim

In the morning."

Oh! Why can't I wake up with you? So you're there when I open my eyes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!

Going to argue the flower is cooler.

I like the flower. But it's not cooler than . is the Fonzie of emojis. Is anyone cooler than Fonzie?

Not Fonsi (Luis)? https://g.co/kgs/7GNvWY"

I'll check this out later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

Seamlessly linking two nocturnal threads together.

Like a set of soft knackersacks without the line "

Hahahaha.

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it. "

that is deffo me I'm not exactly a culinary whizz in the kitchen spag bol is abt it for me

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"

Noooooooooo crook "

fastest finger first

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce "

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it. "

I'd cook a Persian feast

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!"

Its me sliding in firstface in my shades

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it. "

I would cook beans on toast.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho. "

Thats too late really isnt i know now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not 2nd FirstFace

SadFace

HappyForMartynFace

He's gonna get belated birthday beats for that *Shakes fist*

I'm gonna sing Beats International to him.

Just be good to me, Jim

In the morning.

In the afternoon or evening? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce. "

I'm convinced I'd love satay sauce. Shame I'm allergic to peanuts. Or so they said when I was a child!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce. "

Stunning innit.

Turtles can breathe through their bums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast."

Could do with some now, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

Well done for finding us Thank you feel a bit of a gonk now but hey ho we live and learn aye"

It took me ages to +quote, you're doing alright.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now "

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

For Jamie

The flamingo can only eat when its head is upside down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

Haha, don't worry about it dude. Threads close at post 175.OK no probs will keep that in mind cheers pretty active group then I see"

Witness the fitness.

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast."

forgot that one Jim my speciality haha worse then useless me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce.

I'm convinced I'd love satay sauce. Shame I'm allergic to peanuts. Or so they said when I was a child!"

Can you not get a skin test thingy? I don't know if it's something you may grow out of the way people can grow out of hay-fever

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

Haha, don't worry about it dude. Threads close at post 175.OK no probs will keep that in mind cheers pretty active group then I see

Witness the fitness."

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble "

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to Propaganda's for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yes, mate! You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster using the coolest emoji. Nice one!

Its me sliding in firstface in my shades "

*fist bumps*

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

Well done for finding us Thank you feel a bit of a gonk now but hey ho we live and learn aye

It took me ages to +quote, you're doing alright."

Thank you had some pretty awesome ppl telling me how to do it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble "

Heck. The man's playing with fire. You'd best get ready to Rhumble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.

Could do with some now, Jim "

I just said I was coming to yours. Come round to my place first.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce.

Stunning innit.

Turtles can breathe through their bums!"

What was natures purpose with that?!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble "

It's like the birthday bumps, but with my fist connecting with your arms n legs whilst rolling around under a duvet. Well you'll be under the duvet, I may fart under it whilst you're encased. Then I run away all coy, not proper running, but horror film running. Ya know all slow and fally over so they get caught or the plot would be a bit shit and the film would finish after the first scene coz fuck all else would happen....

Yeah, like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.forgot that one Jim my speciality haha worse then useless me"

Everyone loves spag bol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to Propaganda's for dinner."

Who's propaganda .

I shouldn't be allowed to press buttons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit slow on the uptake was still writing in old post then realised after it said was full evening/morning again all

Well done for finding us Thank you feel a bit of a gonk now but hey ho we live and learn aye

It took me ages to +quote, you're doing alright.Thank you had some pretty awesome ppl telling me how to do it "

Ayyyyy.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce.

Stunning innit.

Turtles can breathe through their bums!

What was natures purpose with that?! "

Not dying if their snout got pegged? I have zero idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning one, good morning all.

How's everyone doing? What's tonights topic?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble

It's like the birthday bumps, but with my fist connecting with your arms n legs whilst rolling around under a duvet. Well you'll be under the duvet, I may fart under it whilst you're encased. Then I run away all coy, not proper running, but horror film running. Ya know all slow and fally over so they get caught or the plot would be a bit shit and the film would finish after the first scene coz fuck all else would happen....

Yeah, like that "

Well then all i can say to that is

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get, lets get,

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready to rumble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce.

I'm convinced I'd love satay sauce. Shame I'm allergic to peanuts. Or so they said when I was a child!

Can you not get a skin test thingy? I don't know if it's something you may grow out of the way people can grow out of hay-fever "

That's a better suggestion than my thought of sitting in a&e with a tub of peanut butter and spoon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble

It's like the birthday bumps, but with my fist connecting with your arms n legs whilst rolling around under a duvet. Well you'll be under the duvet, I may fart under it whilst you're encased. Then I run away all coy, not proper running, but horror film running. Ya know all slow and fally over so they get caught or the plot would be a bit shit and the film would finish after the first scene coz fuck all else would happen....

Yeah, like that "

It's not how I remember it from school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to Propaganda's for dinner.

Who's propaganda .

I shouldn't be allowed to press buttons."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble

It's like the birthday bumps, but with my fist connecting with your arms n legs whilst rolling around under a duvet. Well you'll be under the duvet, I may fart under it whilst you're encased. Then I run away all coy, not proper running, but horror film running. Ya know all slow and fally over so they get caught or the plot would be a bit shit and the film would finish after the first scene coz fuck all else would happen....

Yeah, like that

Well then all i can say to that is

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get, lets get,

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready to rumble! "

Tis on beeeeeyatch!

I'm getting my mic all ready for wrecking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.

Could do with some now, Jim

I just said I was coming to yours. Come round to my place first."

We'll do both

Still no furniture, hope you're happy with a rug on the floor.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble

It's like the birthday bumps, but with my fist connecting with your arms n legs whilst rolling around under a duvet. Well you'll be under the duvet, I may fart under it whilst you're encased. Then I run away all coy, not proper running, but horror film running. Ya know all slow and fally over so they get caught or the plot would be a bit shit and the film would finish after the first scene coz fuck all else would happen....

Yeah, like that

It's not how I remember it from school "

Ya just took a kicking at school! I adapted it for the feint hearted and a little more less bullyfied.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

No more facts for you ya cheat bag!

I'll have duck spring rolls and a pot of satay sauce

No i want the facts! I want the facts.

Bloody love satay sauce.

I'm convinced I'd love satay sauce. Shame I'm allergic to peanuts. Or so they said when I was a child!

Can you not get a skin test thingy? I don't know if it's something you may grow out of the way people can grow out of hay-fever

That's a better suggestion than my thought of sitting in a&e with a tub of peanut butter and spoon."

I can do sensible when necessary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning one, good morning all.

How's everyone doing? What's tonights topic? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jimmy Jimmy. I'm good. How are you? Animals and food.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.forgot that one Jim my speciality haha worse then useless me

Everyone loves spag bol."

Had it for my dinner. Was banging

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Right I'm out, I've just had that wave of "go to sleep before you puke" sensation wash over me.

Catch ya all later.

Sleep well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.

Could do with some now, Jim

I just said I was coming to yours. Come round to my place first.

We'll do both

Still no furniture, hope you're happy with a rug on the floor."

I'll sit on your rug. Biding my time, drinking your wine.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"2nd firstface?

Unlucky.

indeed. Don't tell fuckface I don't really mind him beating me tho.

Thats too late really isnt i know now

Damn me and my honesty

Still getting belated birthday beats tho, I love a good rumble

Is that like the headphones beats with a little pj and ducan playing lets get ready to rumble

It's like the birthday bumps, but with my fist connecting with your arms n legs whilst rolling around under a duvet. Well you'll be under the duvet, I may fart under it whilst you're encased. Then I run away all coy, not proper running, but horror film running. Ya know all slow and fally over so they get caught or the plot would be a bit shit and the film would finish after the first scene coz fuck all else would happen....

Yeah, like that

Well then all i can say to that is

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get, lets get,

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready, ready

Lets get ready to rumble!

Tis on beeeeeyatch!

I'm getting my mic all ready for wrecking "

Can i watch you wreck it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm out, I've just had that wave of "go to sleep before you puke" sensation wash over me.

Catch ya all later.

Sleep well "

And you, Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.forgot that one Jim my speciality haha worse then useless me

Everyone loves spag bol.

Had it for my dinner. Was banging "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm out, I've just had that wave of "go to sleep before you puke" sensation wash over me.

Catch ya all later.

Sleep well "

Na night. x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Right I'm out, I've just had that wave of "go to sleep before you puke" sensation wash over me.

Catch ya all later.

Sleep well "

Sweet dreams sleep well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Goodnight Princess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving "

Some pervert will opt for c).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeevening Jimbo, eeeeeeeevening everyone else

I'm relaxing in the tub, with gin

Hope everyone's had a good day

Lu

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c)."

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.

Could do with some now, Jim

I just said I was coming to yours. Come round to my place first.

We'll do both

Still no furniture, hope you're happy with a rug on the floor.

I'll sit on your rug. Biding my time, drinking your wine.

"

My kinda guy

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.forgot that one Jim my speciality haha worse then useless me yh cnt go wrong with spag bol tbf but I'm a plain jayne so just sauce meat and pasta for me I'm affraid

Everyone loves spag bol."

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.forgot that one Jim my speciality haha worse then useless me

Everyone loves spag bol.

Had it for my dinner. Was banging "

so thts two of my four guests sorted anyone else up for Italian

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Right I'm out, I've just had that wave of "go to sleep before you puke" sensation wash over me.

Catch ya all later.

Sleep well "

sleep well princess

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense "

I went for a)

Now it's cold

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving "

b all day long

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold "

soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeevening Jimbo, eeeeeeeevening everyone else

I'm relaxing in the tub, with gin

Hope everyone's had a good day

Lu "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Lu. Splish splash. I'm on the sofa eating chocolate raisins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense "

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been binge watching Come Dine with Me in Netflix.

What would everyone cook for their menu? I think I would order something in then pretend I cooked it.

I would cook beans on toast.

Could do with some now, Jim

I just said I was coming to yours. Come round to my place first.

We'll do both

Still no furniture, hope you're happy with a rug on the floor.

I'll sit on your rug. Biding my time, drinking your wine.

My kinda guy "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure "

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold "

You're right. It is cold. And even colder without the heating on damn boiler !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night "

Skills

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night

Skills"

We're just cheap skates and don't have it on so much at night (the heating!).

Thanks for the crutch kudos. First time fumble last night and it was costly

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

"

Speaking of perverts, here you are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's time for this pervert to get some shut eye. Goodnight my nocturnal amigos.

Arrivederci! Sayonara! Noswaith da! Buenas noches! Gute nacht and goedeavond

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night "

o dear no cuddles for u then apparently I'm like a furness so always get lots of cuddles In winter

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night "

bet that didn't go dwn to well what u done to be on crutches if u dnt mind me asking

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

I woke up a little while ago, goodness knows why, but can't get back to sleep.

Had a good day yesterday, well pleased with how it went.

How was yours?

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night

Skills

We're just cheap skates and don't have it on so much at night (the heating!).

Thanks for the crutch kudos. First time fumble last night and it was costly

"

fumble but not in a good way shit for luck aye

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"It's time for this pervert to get some shut eye. Goodnight my nocturnal amigos.

Arrivederci! Sayonara! Noswaith da! Buenas noches! Gute nacht and goedeavond "

adios

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night bet that didn't go dwn to well what u done to be on crutches if u dnt mind me asking"

Before I go to bed......

Oh it's a long story but involves pregnancy, squashed nerves, a wonky leg and a lot of pain and stuff. I have a habit of falling over if I don't use the crutches but they're fucking annoying so I use a wheelchair out and about (much more practical).

Right, defo going sleep now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just jumped on here but seems like you all going to bed so i'm jumping off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's time for this pervert to get some shut eye. Goodnight my nocturnal amigos.

Arrivederci! Sayonara! Noswaith da! Buenas noches! Gute nacht and goedeavond "

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

I woke up a little while ago, goodness knows why, but can't get back to sleep.

Had a good day yesterday, well pleased with how it went.

How was yours?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I guess you're still getting used to a new sleep routine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just jumped on here but seems like you all going to bed so i'm jumping off "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roddy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Some of us will be around for a while. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just jumped on here but seems like you all going to bed so i'm jumping off

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roddy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Some of us will be around for a while. Smileyface"

Haha...I'm back, thats good as i'm wide awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just jumped on here but seems like you all going to bed so i'm jumping off

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roddy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Some of us will be around for a while. Smileyface

Haha...I'm back, thats good as i'm wide awake "

I can see you're back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just jumped on here but seems like you all going to bed so i'm jumping off

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roddy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Some of us will be around for a while. Smileyface

Haha...I'm back, thats good as i'm wide awake

I can see you're back!"

In more ways than one..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooohooo... Monday done. Hope you're all good fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just jumped on here but seems like you all going to bed so i'm jumping off

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roddy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Some of us will be around for a while. Smileyface

Haha...I'm back, thats good as i'm wide awake

I can see you're back!

In more ways than one..lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wooohooo... Monday done. Hope you're all good fabbers "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. Happy Tuesday. Smileyface

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

Speaking of perverts, here you are "

Says the Queen of the perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wooohooo... Monday done. Hope you're all good fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. Happy Tuesday. Smileyface"

Evening EJ, hope you're well?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

I woke up a little while ago, goodness knows why, but can't get back to sleep.

Had a good day yesterday, well pleased with how it went.

How was yours?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I guess you're still getting used to a new sleep routine."

Sort of, but it's the cold nights that don't help. I don't have any heating working so the house is cold, but yesterday I awarded a local company to fit a new Boiler into the C H system. But I discovered I qualify as a Priority Customer, so the boiler will be installed on Thursday & Friday! Whooppee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Night all x "

Nighty night sweet dreams X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wooohooo... Monday done. Hope you're all good fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. Happy Tuesday. Smileyface

Evening EJ, hope you're well? "

I'm good, thank you. How are you doing tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night all x "

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

I woke up a little while ago, goodness knows why, but can't get back to sleep.

Had a good day yesterday, well pleased with how it went.

How was yours?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I guess you're still getting used to a new sleep routine.

Sort of, but it's the cold nights that don't help. I don't have any heating working so the house is cold, but yesterday I awarded a local company to fit a new Boiler into the C H system. But I discovered I qualify as a Priority Customer, so the boiler will be installed on Thursday & Friday! Whooppee!"

That's good news. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made you look."

Indeed you did.

Hi jim. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made you look.

Indeed you did.

Hi jim. X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you doing? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made you look.

Indeed you did.

Hi jim. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you doing? x"

I'm ok ta Jim, you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 8 more sleeps jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made you look.

Indeed you did.

Hi jim. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you doing? x

I'm ok ta Jim, you?"

I'm good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only 8 more sleeps jim "

It'll fly by.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeeet Jim and Lorna, just watched the ISS overhead before it went out of view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 8 more sleeps jim

It'll fly by."

I hope so. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeeeet Jim and Lorna, just watched the ISS overhead before it went out of view "

Hi lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeeeet Jim and Lorna, just watched the ISS overhead before it went out of view "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only 8 more sleeps jim

It'll fly by.

I hope so. X"

It will. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this still open"

Just about. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Director. Smileyface

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands

Night evreyone

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By *rummielad100Man
over a year ago

west midlands


"Should I

a) Crash my way to the bathroom for a wee on ma crutches

b) Try and pretend I don't need a wee

c) Wet the bed

CBA moving

Some pervert will opt for c).

I was gong to say C). Not for pervert reasons. I’m no pervert. Just makes the most sense

I went for a)

Now it's cold soon warm back up with cuddles of ur man I'm sure

He's snoring

b) simply became impossible. Good news! Didn't drop a crutch tonight - woke the whole fucking house up last night bet that didn't go dwn to well what u done to be on crutches if u dnt mind me asking

Before I go to bed......

Oh it's a long story but involves pregnancy, squashed nerves, a wonky leg and a lot of pain and stuff. I have a habit of falling over if I don't use the crutches but they're fucking annoying so I use a wheelchair out and about (much more practical).

Right, defo going sleep now "

sorry to hear that but thanxs for letting me know sounds v.painful though hope you hey better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 8 more sleeps jim

It'll fly by.

I hope so. X

It will. x"

My rescue mission is poised and ready to be put into action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 8 more sleeps jim

It'll fly by.

I hope so. X

It will. x

My rescue mission is poised and ready to be put into action. "

I definitely need rescuing

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over a year ago


"Night evreyone"

Na night.

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over a year ago


"Only 8 more sleeps jim

It'll fly by.

I hope so. X

It will. x

My rescue mission is poised and ready to be put into action. "

Of course it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim xx

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx"

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

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over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx"

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X"

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime

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over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime "

migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X"

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx"

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x"

I know right need to start being naughty again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x"

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x"

oh really are you now hhhhmmm if it wasnt for you being wonderwoman i may find that hard to believe yeah a great deal of choice to be fair at the minute although that could be extra naughty X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x

oh really are you now hhhhmmm if it wasnt for you being wonderwoman i may find that hard to believe yeah a great deal of choice to be fair at the minute although that could be extra naughty X"

I could but I don't have the energy for it either lol. My limit on naughty at the minute is 2 choc eclairs instead of 1!! x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x

oh really are you now hhhhmmm if it wasnt for you being wonderwoman i may find that hard to believe yeah a great deal of choice to be fair at the minute although that could be extra naughty X

I could but I don't have the energy for it either lol. My limit on naughty at the minute is 2 choc eclairs instead of 1!! x"

Oooooo choc eclairs are always amazing though X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x

oh really are you now hhhhmmm if it wasnt for you being wonderwoman i may find that hard to believe yeah a great deal of choice to be fair at the minute although that could be extra naughty X

I could but I don't have the energy for it either lol. My limit on naughty at the minute is 2 choc eclairs instead of 1!! x

Oooooo choc eclairs are always amazing though X"

I can only buy the 2 pack.... If I buy the 4 pack..... It's deadly!! x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x

oh really are you now hhhhmmm if it wasnt for you being wonderwoman i may find that hard to believe yeah a great deal of choice to be fair at the minute although that could be extra naughty X

I could but I don't have the energy for it either lol. My limit on naughty at the minute is 2 choc eclairs instead of 1!! x

Oooooo choc eclairs are always amazing though X

I can only buy the 2 pack.... If I buy the 4 pack..... It's deadly!! x"

Oh i would buy the 4 pack and a nice triffle to go with it how i am not the size of a house is beyond me X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x

oh really are you now hhhhmmm if it wasnt for you being wonderwoman i may find that hard to believe yeah a great deal of choice to be fair at the minute although that could be extra naughty X

I could but I don't have the energy for it either lol. My limit on naughty at the minute is 2 choc eclairs instead of 1!! x

Oooooo choc eclairs are always amazing though X

I can only buy the 2 pack.... If I buy the 4 pack..... It's deadly!! x

Oh i would buy the 4 pack and a nice triffle to go with it how i am not the size of a house is beyond me X"

Oh gawd, I can feel my trip to the shops this morning isn't exactly going to be "essentials" only.... Although trifle and eclairs are essentials, right?? x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening Jim xx

Hello wonderwoman how are you doing? Xx

Ah hello lovely! Am good thank you! You? Where's the rest of the superhero gang recently?! X

Thats alright then i am glad im not to bad thanks although i have an outrageous headache now that i think has been building for a week still nearly sleep time i am not to sure maybe off fighting crime migraine? Best get snuggly and get some healing done, sweetheart. Obviously telling you that you've been burning the candle at both ends! X

No, i get more tension head aches but this feels like a head cold its a strange feeling ill be honest maybe but this was the first weekend i havent done anything since i cant remember when Xx

That will be why then!! Lol. Stop being a good boy or you get headaches!! x

I know right need to start being naughty again x

I just need to be naughty, full stop!! Way too much of a goody-two-shoes! Mind you, this lockdown horror..... Really got no choice x

oh really are you now hhhhmmm if it wasnt for you being wonderwoman i may find that hard to believe yeah a great deal of choice to be fair at the minute although that could be extra naughty X

I could but I don't have the energy for it either lol. My limit on naughty at the minute is 2 choc eclairs instead of 1!! x

Oooooo choc eclairs are always amazing though X

I can only buy the 2 pack.... If I buy the 4 pack..... It's deadly!! x

Oh i would buy the 4 pack and a nice triffle to go with it how i am not the size of a house is beyond me X

Oh gawd, I can feel my trip to the shops this morning isn't exactly going to be "essentials" only.... Although trifle and eclairs are essentials, right?? x"

Try telling that to the staff at Asda during 1st lockdown when i spent £50 on sweets and snacks everybodys essential is different X

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I'll be off then."

No sit a brew a little with your T bag

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over a year ago


"I'll be off then.

No sit a brew a little with your T bag "

I'll buy the 4 pack and share them with you, Martyn and Jim! Sorted!! x

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