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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the cocks I’ve look at, yours is by far the most recent!

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Definitely a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thighs and legs are hot,, chest and arms are nice but prefer stronger muscle tone and definition for my tastes..

Cock isn't too bad, ideally id prefer it 2 inches bigger. Girth looks fine

The balaclava thing looks freaky as fuck ditch that.

Bit of a tan would help but i appreciate its winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the lady with the brown hair approves...

so does the bloke with a canny resemblance to Ned flanders

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would prefer you to be hairier but those are fantastic thighs.x

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Thighs and legs are hot,, chest and arms are nice but prefer stronger muscle tone and definition for my tastes..

Cock isn't too bad, ideally id prefer it 2 inches bigger. Girth looks fine

The balaclava thing looks freaky as fuck ditch that.

Bit of a tan would help but i appreciate its winter

"

Mmm thank you for being very honest

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I would prefer you to be hairier but those are fantastic thighs.x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly? Your profile is just a series of photos of some blokes nob. It's not at all interesting.

That's the honesty you asked for, so no offence

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Honestly? Your profile is just a series of photos of some blokes nob. It's not at all interesting.

That's the honesty you asked for, so no offence "

Lol, I didn't ask men to comment and I didn't ask for a profile critique or if you find it interesting. So no, it isn't what I asked for in the slightest. But thanks for commenting, means a lot that you took the time out of your busy day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly? Your profile is just a series of photos of some blokes nob. It's not at all interesting.

That's the honesty you asked for, so no offence

Lol, I didn't ask men to comment and I didn't ask for a profile critique or if you find it interesting. So no, it isn't what I asked for in the slightest. But thanks for commenting, means a lot that you took the time out of your busy day. "

You're quite right, you did only ask for women - I missed that bit. Please reset me to 'ignore' and continue waving your nob about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly? Your profile is just a series of photos of some blokes nob. It's not at all interesting.

That's the honesty you asked for, so no offence

Lol, I didn't ask men to comment and I didn't ask for a profile critique or if you find it interesting. So no, it isn't what I asked for in the slightest. But thanks for commenting, means a lot that you took the time out of your busy day. "

It's like fight club, you enter and obey the rules of the club not those you define. Fab is a publicly traded yada yada yada

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!"

Erm, it's a penis.

Sometimes it's in a bum hole or vajayjay and other times it's got a man's gob around it.

You're photos are very penii heavy and that's not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!"

Best cock and body pics ever and the cock sucking pic with mr tash is pure art.

You are a fab genius and we wish you nothing but luck on here.

Oh and the balaclava is a bold but strong look which you carry off to perfection!!!!

Well done.

T

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

Best cock and body pics ever and the cock sucking pic with mr tash is pure art.

You are a fab genius and we wish you nothing but luck on here.

Oh and the balaclava is a bold but strong look which you carry off to perfection!!!!

Well done.

T"

Cool, thought so

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By *randmrsc30Couple
over a year ago

East Riding

[Removed by poster at 09/11/20 14:48:25]

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By *randmrsc30Couple
over a year ago

East Riding


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

Erm, it's a penis.

Sometimes it's in a bum hole or vajayjay and other times it's got a man's gob around it.

You're photos are very penii heavy and that's not for me."

Hahahahahahah

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Basically I have a bit of a humiliation fetish and love honest feedback about my cock and body. I know my profile is full of cock pics, it's a sex site. I'm not asking for people to rewrite my profile, just for women to be honest about what they see in the photos.

If you don't want to do that then don't comment. You are free to make your own thread about how guys have too many dick pics on their profile and go post your thoughts there instead lol

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"Basically I have a bit of a humiliation fetish and love honest feedback about my cock and body. I know my profile is full of cock pics, it's a sex site. I'm not asking for people to rewrite my profile, just for women to be honest about what they see in the photos.

If you don't want to do that then don't comment. You are free to make your own thread about how guys have too many dick pics on their profile and go post your thoughts there instead lol"

Groundhog Day

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!"

I'd say impossible to honestly rate anyone as its pure subjective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a cock attached to a body

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I'd say impossible to honestly rate anyone as its pure subjective "

Thanks for that insight

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Basically I have a bit of a humiliation fetish and love honest feedback about my cock and body. I know my profile is full of cock pics, it's a sex site. I'm not asking for people to rewrite my profile, just for women to be honest about what they see in the photos.

If you don't want to do that then don't comment. You are free to make your own thread about how guys have too many dick pics on their profile and go post your thoughts there instead lol"

I ain't falling for that, last time I responded to someone asking for the same kinda thing I ended up on the naughty step.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I'd say impossible to honestly rate anyone as its pure subjective

Thanks for that insight"

That's my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately you're always going to leave yourself open to public responses from idiots like me when you post on a public forum!

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By *uncouple.1965Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!"

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!"

Why are people so salty? You came to my thread and looked, I didn't message you saying look at my photos of sex. They are there because it's a sex site, not because I need to show middle aged couples I'm not a virgin lol

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!

Why are people so salty? You came to my thread and looked, I didn't message you saying look at my photos of sex. They are there because it's a sex site, not because I need to show middle aged couples I'm not a virgin lol"

But at least you did sort of give me some feedback on my body and cock so thanks for that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!

Why are people so salty? You came to my thread and looked, I didn't message you saying look at my photos of sex. They are there because it's a sex site, not because I need to show middle aged couples I'm not a virgin lol"

So are you looking for a row or humiliation?

People are answering your question and you're giving them grief.

Do like Bucks Fizz and make yer fucking mind up.

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!

Why are people so salty? You came to my thread and looked, I didn't message you saying look at my photos of sex. They are there because it's a sex site, not because I need to show middle aged couples I'm not a virgin lol

So are you looking for a row or humiliation?

People are answering your question and you're giving them grief.

Do like Bucks Fizz and make yer fucking mind up."

It's not difficult. I set out criteria for this thread in the original post. If people then post here about things that aren't what I asked for, expect a row. Sadly, people apparently can't read and just post whatever bollocks they fancy. Don't know why I'm even annoyed about that, hard to expect much else lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nice and girthy

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Nice and girthy "

Thank you, looking good yourself anything you don't like about my cock or body?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!

Why are people so salty? You came to my thread and looked, I didn't message you saying look at my photos of sex. They are there because it's a sex site, not because I need to show middle aged couples I'm not a virgin lol

So are you looking for a row or humiliation?

People are answering your question and you're giving them grief.

Do like Bucks Fizz and make yer fucking mind up.

It's not difficult. I set out criteria for this thread in the original post. If people then post here about things that aren't what I asked for, expect a row. Sadly, people apparently can't read and just post whatever bollocks they fancy. Don't know why I'm even annoyed about that, hard to expect much else lol "

Well I must be thick as fuck then, coz I interpreted the OP as inviting women to look at your pictures and give you an honest critique about your cock and body.... including what they don't like.

Which I've seen.....and you're calling them salty because of it.

You then go on to say you like humiliation, yet you're biting back at mild criticisms.

If you want me to tell you you have bigger moobs than I have boobs then fine, if you want me to tell you I'd rather chow down on a wilted thistle than your man wang coz I can't see a condom in any of your pics - which again, you ASKED people to look at, then fine.

Just don't be bitchin about it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fantastic balaclava OP. Did you get that from Millets?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!

Why are people so salty? You came to my thread and looked, I didn't message you saying look at my photos of sex. They are there because it's a sex site, not because I need to show middle aged couples I'm not a virgin lol

So are you looking for a row or humiliation?

People are answering your question and you're giving them grief.

Do like Bucks Fizz and make yer fucking mind up.

It's not difficult. I set out criteria for this thread in the original post. If people then post here about things that aren't what I asked for, expect a row. Sadly, people apparently can't read and just post whatever bollocks they fancy. Don't know why I'm even annoyed about that, hard to expect much else lol

Well I must be thick as fuck then, coz I interpreted the OP as inviting women to look at your pictures and give you an honest critique about your cock and body.... including what they don't like.

Which I've seen.....and you're calling them salty because of it.

You then go on to say you like humiliation, yet you're biting back at mild criticisms.

If you want me to tell you you have bigger moobs than I have boobs then fine, if you want me to tell you I'd rather chow down on a wilted thistle than your man wang coz I can't see a condom in any of your pics - which again, you ASKED people to look at, then fine.

Just don't be bitchin about it."

You do crack me up. In a good way, fantastic use of words. Wilted Thistle, that’s a classic. When I retire from my job and open a pub it will be called the wilted thistle.

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By *erkswanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Hey all, looking for women to check out my pictures and give me an honest critique about what they like and don't like about my cock and body. Be as honest as possible, that's what I will find hot!

I have taken a look as you asked.

Yes, it's a cock. Nothing special there, but at least you are showing you have had sex. Did you feel a need to prove that??

As for your body. You describe yourself as average, I guess that would be about right.

Not fat, but not toned at all.

You did ask!

Why are people so salty? You came to my thread and looked, I didn't message you saying look at my photos of sex. They are there because it's a sex site, not because I need to show middle aged couples I'm not a virgin lol

So are you looking for a row or humiliation?

People are answering your question and you're giving them grief.

Do like Bucks Fizz and make yer fucking mind up.

It's not difficult. I set out criteria for this thread in the original post. If people then post here about things that aren't what I asked for, expect a row. Sadly, people apparently can't read and just post whatever bollocks they fancy. Don't know why I'm even annoyed about that, hard to expect much else lol

Well I must be thick as fuck then, coz I interpreted the OP as inviting women to look at your pictures and give you an honest critique about your cock and body.... including what they don't like.

Which I've seen.....and you're calling them salty because of it.

You then go on to say you like humiliation, yet you're biting back at mild criticisms.

If you want me to tell you you have bigger moobs than I have boobs then fine, if you want me to tell you I'd rather chow down on a wilted thistle than your man wang coz I can't see a condom in any of your pics - which again, you ASKED people to look at, then fine.

Just don't be bitchin about it."

The post you're talking about started asking me if I posted a photo of sex to prove I've had sex. That's the salty bit. Thanks for stopping by. I'm sure you've got other forum threads to go shout on, so I won't keep you lol

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