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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Parallel parking...25 years of driving and I still can't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

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I'm not very good with a paint brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd. Drive backwards, follow IKEA instructions, eat regularly

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Anything that requires good spatial awareness. Ask me to parallel park and "the terror" comes over me. I can do it fine but if there's a person withing 100 yards of me who might even glance in my direction I would rather park a mile away and walk.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Parallel parking...25 years of driving and I still can't do it

I'm an expert on that one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Can’t cook scrambled eggs or omelettes

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I'm a terrible fanny magnet.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Baking! Useless at it and something I really need to invest in

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money"

I'm like that with light bulbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money"

I'm the total opposite!! I can't get the bloody things off!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Parallel parking...25 years of driving and I still can't do it

I was never taught how to do this on my lessons and the one time i attempted it i bashed into a ford cortina.

I must admit i am dreadful when driving snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money

I'm the total opposite!! I can't get the bloody things off!!

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I bet your good at getting off though lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Parallel parking...25 years of driving and I still can't do it

I'm an expert on that one

Nobody likes a bragger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play tennis. No problem getting it over the net but cant get it down again in time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im not very good at being horrible to people. I'd just rather walk away without the offending, unless they're a complete and utter knobhead.

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By *hynwbiguyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

USB's - AWLWAYS takes me three goes!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Untie plastic bags unless they tied up left handed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cardio. It's fine, you'll love it, they say! Nope

Maths. Makes my brain dribble out my ear.

Most DIY/ manual labour stuff. I figure it out eventually, but my brain isn't wired that way

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Putting a duvet cover on a duvet.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also realy bad at saying no I'll do almost anything if asked nicely

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By *ittykat94Woman
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money"

Thought this was just me! Always on wonky...even after a second or third attempt sometimes!

Can parallel park and reverse park just fine though even in tiny spaces!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Job interviews. I'm so bad at them it would be funny if it didn't put me in danger of homelessness and starvation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reversing in the most tightest spots I'm fantastic but sometimes trying to park in a straight line can sometimes be a little bit bendy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Fuck the lion eating me, I'll ride the fucker home like He-man on Cringer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping for anything other than food, I only clothes shop once every 5 years and everybody's Xmas is cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a cup of tea. Just never pleasing anyone with my efforts there...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Fuck the lion eating me, I'll ride the fucker home like He-man on Cringer "

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm bad at reaching the top shelf in the supermarket asking for help.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Small talk, okay I get it you mention the weather, football, journey to work. It's bloody painful.

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Make women cum.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck at Maths, DIY, anything technical I can barely work my phone

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Fuck the lion eating me, I'll ride the fucker home like He-man on Cringer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maths and flat pack furniture.

I hate numbers with a passion and I gave up buying fault pack years ago unless I have someone who can build it for me. Although I prefer good old fashioned solid furniture anyway.

And not knowing when I have enough handbags, I have a slight obsession

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Fuck the lion eating me, I'll ride the fucker home like He-man on Cringer "

Battle Cat! Amateur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Dont do running either

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

Dealing with angry children. So hard to learn how to talk to their hearts when their heads aren't listening.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anybody need to borrow my calculator and toolbox???

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Putting a duvet cover on a duvet. "

This! Harder than a Rubik's Cube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting a duvet cover on a duvet.

This! Harder than a Rubik's Cube. "

Inside out, corner to corner and shake

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Saying no

Handwriting - hand cramps up after a few words

Motivating myself...in fact can't be arsed to think of any more but am sure there are plenty

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By *andVCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

Keep my thoughts to myself, can never seem to do that well lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money

I'm the total opposite!! I can't get the bloody things off!!

Likewise.... it’s been known i take a sharp pair of scissors stabbing the top until some kind of hole, then an old fashioned can opener to prise it back enough to get a spoon / knife inside, then reseal in a bag with an elastic band over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless at riding a bike, but given I never learnt how, it’s not surprising.

Can swim thankfully, but not great at it. Can’t dive or swim underwater but that’s mostly because I hate swimming so never invested the time.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Rubbish at following directions or instructions, Mrs is rubbish at opening packets.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Fuck the lion eating me, I'll ride the fucker home like He-man on Cringer

Battle Cat! Amateur.

Balls! I thought he had a name change once transformed but my stubbornness wouldn't allow me to google

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money

I'm the total opposite!! I can't get the bloody things off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sense of direction in the car is awful, I need a twat nav and a calm passenger. It's not much better when out walking as I can't read maps and use a compass.

I am rubbish at maths. Last week home schooling my teenage son was hilarious, the sarcastic bugger knew I would struggle and he took the piss constantly...we did laugh though.

.... but I have other skills and strengths

Her x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Useless at riding a bike, but given I never learnt how, it’s not surprising.

Can swim thankfully, but not great at it. Can’t dive or swim underwater but that’s mostly because I hate swimming so never invested the time."

Oooh. I can swim, was taught to the level of "can save myself from a rip" and am confident I still could.

Can't dive. At all.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Listen to my own advice would be number 1

Number 2 would have to be fuck!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Listen to my own advice would be number 1

Number 2 would have to be fuck!

Actually I'll add those to my list too!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm really crap at reading maps, Satnavs etc, my general geography knowledge is dire (it took me until far too recently to discover Perth wasn't in Wales).

I'm dire at cooking a sensible amount of - rice/pasta/spaghetti.

I'm bad at riding a bike (no idea how to).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to people

Confrontation

Looking after myself (going to bed at a reasonable time, exercise, eating healthy food etc)

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I can’t dance at all. No Rythum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marriage - had a successful life by and large - but an utter failure in marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycling....have a "awww fuck it" attitude 90% of time and whatever is in my hand gets fired into the nearest bin.

Sorry Greta luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving in general - Just drift off in my mind which obviously isn't good lol.

The amount of near misses - I'd need at least 10 hands to count on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understanding what the bloody hell my kids are telling me about, I swear they speak a different language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cook

I miss read that for a second

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York

Of course I can't think of anything but ask my wife about me and you'll get a list rivalling War and Peace in length!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maths, DIY/Manual labour type stuff, job interviews (why I prefer temping/contracting/self-employment), writing about myself, small talk, socialising, driving (I can't drive), motivation. That'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really crap at reading maps, Satnavs etc, my general geography knowledge is dire (it took me until far too recently to discover Perth wasn't in Wales).

I'm dire at cooking a sensible amount of - rice/pasta/spaghetti.

I'll add reading maps and finding my way around somewhere completely new. I can do GPS though.

Just weigh the pasta/rice out first. Roughly 60g rice per person and 90g pasta per person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a good driver... I’m just banned from driving the work van now, seems my spatial awareness is not what it should be in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the total opposite!! I can't get the bloody things off!!

Bang the screw top lid on a hard floor until you dent it and hear a slight pop then you'll have broken the vaccuum seal

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Noticing someone flirting with me.... Absolutely no idea at all.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Write

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Ironing....I still cant iron a shirt properly!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Suffer fools.

Honestly, my patience gets shorter the older I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am genuinely terrible at bowling.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Computer stuff. I’m pretty clueless.

All other stuff l’m totally awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explaining things. In meetings every time I open my mouth people make this face

And I know they're thinking " ohhh shit .... wtf is she going to come out with this time??!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying in touch with friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying in touch with friends "

I'll add ^^this^^ to my list also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play tennis. No problem getting it over the net but cant get it down again in time "

Follow through.......

And no that doesn't mean a wet fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up Chatting women , I text even tied tongued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cook

I miss read that for a second

Oh what did you mistake it for?

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Crap swinger

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"Cook

I'll cook ,,

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Most fine motor skills including writing. I have a weird neuromuscular disorder. Typed almost all of my exams, medical requirement, and they've barred me from giving blood because of it.

Nearly had to repeat a year of school because I almost flunked sewing

Fortunately years later a friend's mum was incredibly patient with me and taught me a few bits. With a patient guide over my shoulder I can make clothes. Without, meh, buttons. It'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any form of social interaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parallel parking...25 years of driving and I still can't do it

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me too

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire

I very bad at putting my phone down, particularly when I'm perving on here!

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Staying in touch with friends "

Holy moly welcome back x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Two areas where i really am below par:

Foreign languages - some people have a natural talent, not me. I can work my way through a menu and order food in france, germany, spain, italy. Maybe just about in portugal. And i can sometimes follow the gist of an overheard conversation in german. But I'm utterly useless at actually stringing the words together myself.

Musical instruments - I love music of all types. It's a major part of my life. I have a collection that runs into thousands of albums. The creation of music is one of the great accomplishments of the human race. But can i play any instrument? Not a hope. On occasion I've done some design and build of electronic music devices. Can't play them myself though. Surely i could at least knock out a rhythm on a drum? Nope. Tambourine? I'd shake when i should tap, and vice versa. Triangle? Maybe. For a John Cage piece where you're required to hit it at random intervals...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying in touch with friends

Holy moly welcome back x"

Thanks

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Staying in touch with friends

Holy moly welcome back x

Thanks"

Good to see you back x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Standing on one leg (balance issues)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY, but been working on it since the first lockdown and I’m improving.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

According to my mum, my tea leaves a lot to be desired.

Too much milk apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oven cleaning; I have someone come and clean it for me.

Cleaning in general I’m pretty good, but I lose interest the minute I start on the oven amd end up doing a half arsed job

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"According to my mum, my tea leaves a lot to be desired.

Too much milk apparently

Heinous crime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oven cleaning; I have someone come and clean it for me.

Cleaning in general I’m pretty good, but I lose interest the minute I start on the oven amd end up doing a half arsed job"

I'm shit at cleaning. No matter how good a job I do, it always needs doing again 6 months later.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Maths and modern technology, so glad I had children

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By *leepingvenusWoman
over a year ago

Stirling

Life admin. I'm a putter offer!

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Seducing ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oven cleaning; I have someone come and clean it for me.

Cleaning in general I’m pretty good, but I lose interest the minute I start on the oven amd end up doing a half arsed job"

Wait, you're supposed to clean the oven? I thought the smoke and burning smell was it cleaning itself?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oven cleaning; I have someone come and clean it for me.

Cleaning in general I’m pretty good, but I lose interest the minute I start on the oven amd end up doing a half arsed job

Wait, you're supposed to clean the oven? I thought the smoke and burning smell was it cleaning itself?

You can get ones that do that but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying in touch with friends

Holy moly welcome back x

Thanks

Good to see you back x"

Thanks, Biscuit

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By *ountry Boy FreshMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Im a shit duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant say the word rhinoceros

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

Air lines and tyre pressures .... eeek !!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Adult, a friend said that I don't "adult" very well and I'll agree. Life admin etc. Adult sexy rude stuff I'm good with.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Make beds, tidy drawers.

I'm fantastic at everything else

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Drawing. Fucking awful at it.

Mrs TMN x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I'm just "Bad"

Well really good at being "Bad"

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Take pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drawing. Bloody awful at it.

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

Also can’t draw for shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the wrong turn...

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I can't read music, and would love to be able to play my guitars, but haven't got the patience to learn.

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Tying a balloon...

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Anything that requires the left lobe of my brain lol

I have almost no imagination at all

Im more of a systematic person, can't do abstract lol

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Anything that requires the left lobe of my brain lol

I have almost no imagination at all

Im more of a systematic person, can't do abstract lol"

This!

I like the way you put this. It explains me 100%.

Show me something and I’ll pick it up straight away and never forget it. But ask me to use my imagination and I’m as thick as 2 short planks

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Multitasking. (Shrugs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relationships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a bloody king-size duvet cover on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a bloody king-size duvet cover on

Really? I actually find I’m good at that...

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By *teve197_ukMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Cook

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

Listening to my own advice

Relationships

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

I have not done a paralel park since my driving test 5 years ago!

I cant get in a swimming pool if I have to jump in.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Put a bloody king-size duvet cover on

You can get zipped ones now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once done my zip up badly, got the beans stuck above the sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making the first move! I just can't read if a woman is into me or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

Poor at maths as well, they're always, by mathematics, an odd number!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggled with scissors for years. Blamed it on being left handed and being forced to try and use right handed scissors. Then one day it dawned on my that I was in my 20s and able to hold said scissors in my right hand.

Pretty much all conquering from that point onwards

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By *am450Man
over a year ago

North Kent/Greater London

"Putting a duvet cover on a duvet. "

This definitely

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Anything that requires the left lobe of my brain lol

I have almost no imagination at all

Im more of a systematic person, can't do abstract lol

This!

I like the way you put this. It explains me 100%.

Show me something and I’ll pick it up straight away and never forget it. But ask me to use my imagination and I’m as thick as 2 short planks "

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL touche brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardening, everything always die's

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

DIY just isn't my thing.

Not a lover of shopping and not good at it, other than for home shopping.

Cars. I just drive them. I'm not particularly practical unless gardening or artistic things.

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By *ubmegentlyMan
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

I have that too haha

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Anything DIY related. Nearly castrated myself using an angle grinder. Had an itch and instinctively went to scratch. The bloody thing went flying through my legs and knocked the neighbours fence down. Still had my balls so I was happier than next door.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Peeling pineapples,

Remembering names in programs or of well known people.

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By *underland5573Man
over a year ago

sunderland

lying...ignoring messages or phone calls..i just cant do it even if i wanna ignore the person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! And Drawing, god i'm sooo bad

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Very very bad at, dealing with authority, basically being told what to do.

Also taking my own advice

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Ooooh, ‘Taking my own advice’ is a good one!!!

Me too.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

DIY for me! Absolutely hopeless, always have been!

Have logical excuse now; severe Arthritis in my hands limits holding tools of any kind is near impossible now due to the pain!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

What do l do..or did... badly...both the two Major things in my life that can leave a huge aftermath and not in a good way..Marraige & Financially..both can be amazing if chosen correctly but if not......"
fair play for admitting that mate, been in your shoes myself. Its admiting your mistake and learning from it. We all fuck up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible at swimming and I can't go down escalators

. I just go super dizzy and panicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House Work...I detest it

;( ;( ;(

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"House Work...I detest it

;( ;( ;("

Ilk have one of the staff do it. Then we can go out for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"House Work...I detest it

;( ;( ;(

Ilk have one of the staff do it. Then we can go out for dinner.

I was defo Lady of the Manor in a past life...no doubt about that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"House Work...I detest it

;( ;( ;(

Ilk have one of the staff do it. Then we can go out for dinner.

I was defo Lady of the Manor in a past life...no doubt about that

Lady Chatterley i hope. Because i think i was your gardener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that needs patience like jigsaws, diy, gardening, sorting through paperwork etc !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting and hanging wall paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to new people, bit of a major disability in this lifestyle

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

I've just read the 153 posts and thought i was reading my life story.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Screw tops. I cannot screw the lid on a jar first time for love nor money"

Put the lid on the jar, slowly turn it the wrong way until you feel or hear it "drop", then turn it the right way.

Works every time.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Puts on lion costume.

*And loses a "few" years

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

meet new people hopeless at it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do badly

Mines a 3 point turn, make it a 8 point turn and im awesome

Heck you are really bad. An 8 point turn you’d end up going backwards. Always has to be an odd number

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Also rubbish at football , most sport actually apart from tennis, drawing animals and putting the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and opening tins of corned beef with those keys

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I find it difficult to throw a rugby ball overarm. Underarm either single-handed or two hands, not a problem, but overarm it's really weak

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm awfully bad at not being tenacious

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Puts on lion costume.

*And loses a "few" years

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I find it difficult to keep my cool in the face of raging stupid.

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By *otsince79Man
over a year ago

oldham

What do I do badly?

Fabswinger! Been on and off here for years and never had a meet lol

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I find it difficult to keep my cool in the face of raging stupid."

Stay.....out.....of.....The.....virus.....forum.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I find it difficult to keep my cool in the face of raging stupid.

Stay.....out.....of.....The.....virus.....forum.

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting I’m so bad at it

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I'm enjoying reading these

And I'll add running to the list

Fuck running the lion can eat me

Puts on lion costume.

*And loses a "few" years

Oooooow, hello.....

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I find it difficult to keep my cool in the face of raging stupid.

Stay.....out.....of.....The.....virus.....forum.

How did you know?

Been there, seen it, done it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I find it difficult to keep my cool in the face of raging stupid.

Stay.....out.....of.....The.....virus.....forum.

How did you know?

Been there, seen it, done it.

Seen me almost lose it a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying no.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I find it difficult to keep my cool in the face of raging stupid.

Stay.....out.....of.....The.....virus.....forum.

How did you know?

Been there, seen it, done it.

Seen me almost lose it a lot

Same here. It's painful.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting a duvet cover on a duvet. "

Heres a tip. Turn the cover inside out, than put ur hands inside till you get each "top corner" than grab corners of the duvet and flick (not sure how to word it) you can than pull duvet cover down over it.

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