FabSwingers.com forum: Prettiest penis...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The wording suggests you think that the ladies might be in possession of the prettiest penis.

The closest thing I have to a penis is pink and rechargeable

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The wording suggests you think that the ladies might be in possession of the prettiest penis.

The closest thing I have to a penis is pink and rechargeable

Mine is purple and it sure is pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clearly fairly talented with a banana too...

My god.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"The wording suggests you think that the ladies might be in possession of the prettiest penis.

The closest thing I have to a penis is pink and rechargeable

Mine is purple and it sure is pretty

Mine is rose gold and matches my bedroom accessories

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wording suggests you think that the ladies might be in possession of the prettiest penis.

The closest thing I have to a penis is pink and rechargeable

Haha you think? I thought it was clear enough.

Im intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t see the picture. I’ve seen some really nice looking cocks on here though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has a towel stuck to it at the moment so I’m not sure

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

Cant see the pictures

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mine has a towel stuck to it at the moment so I’m not sure"

My what huge gonads you have

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pics were there a few mins ago but now gone. Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t see the picture. I’ve seen some really nice looking cocks on here though. "

Friend invite sent. Enjoy x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The wording suggests you think that the ladies might be in possession of the prettiest penis.

The closest thing I have to a penis is pink and rechargeable

Mine is purple and it sure is pretty

Mine is rose gold and matches my bedroom accessories

No way now I’m well jel

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The wording suggests you think that the ladies might be in possession of the prettiest penis.

The closest thing I have to a penis is pink and rechargeable

Mine is purple and it sure is pretty

Mine is rose gold and matches my bedroom accessories

No way now I’m well jel

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines flesh coloured to match my skin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Boasts about his dick then hides it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told mine is nice to look at! Seemingly its horrendous for anything else though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has a towel stuck to it at the moment so I’m not sure

My what huge gonads you have "

Errr thanks I think!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've been told mine is nice to look at! Seemingly its horrendous for anything else though!

Iv seen yours

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've been told mine is nice to look at! Seemingly its horrendous for anything else though!

Yours is a good looking dick but can't comment on the second part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to share mine if anyone wants to see

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm happy to share mine if anyone wants to see"

It's up

Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told mine is nice to look at! Seemingly its horrendous for anything else though!

Iv seen yours"

Memorable or required mind bleach?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've been told mine is nice to look at! Seemingly its horrendous for anything else though!

Iv seen yours

Memorable or required mind bleach?"

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few compliments on mine...

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

My ex mrs is the only person who didn’t comment about how pretty Le Package was, so I’m assuming mine looks good but doesn’t do that vibratey thing..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My ex mrs is the only person who didn’t comment about how pretty Le Package was, so I’m assuming mine looks good but doesn’t do that vibratey thing..

Does it sing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told mine is nice to look at! Seemingly its horrendous for anything else though!

Iv seen yours

Memorable or required mind bleach?

Beautiful "

Thanking you.....remember to tell all your friends about it!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've been told mine is nice to look at! Seemingly its horrendous for anything else though!

Iv seen yours

Memorable or required mind bleach?

Beautiful

Thanking you.....remember to tell all your friends about it!

They know

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"My ex mrs is the only person who didn’t comment about how pretty Le Package was, so I’m assuming mine looks good but doesn’t do that vibratey thing..

Does it sing?"

If my voice is anything to go by, I’d hope not.

My brains not fast enough for one mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t see the picture. I’ve seen some really nice looking cocks on here though. "

Thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My ex mrs is the only person who didn’t comment about how pretty Le Package was, so I’m assuming mine looks good but doesn’t do that vibratey thing..

Does it sing?

If my voice is anything to go by, I’d hope not.

My brains not fast enough for one mouth

Greedy

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Hope you like mine ladies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cocks are not pretty

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

I love good dick pics..

I have my fav types too..

But some of them are very disturbing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not blowing my own trumpet but I have had v nice comments about mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, some have put you against their dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate my haha

Nowt to rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trapped mine in the kitchen drawer...

now it looks like gonzos nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are not pretty"

Except for mine though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not a bad looker lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines p’jazzled. Bell-end the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are not pretty"

Oh but some can be very aesthetically pleasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I trapped mine in the kitchen drawer...

now it looks like gonzos nose

Yours is pretty... I think you should take a photo of it with a ribbon around it’s neck

Likesembig has a pretty penis too.

Majority are not that pretty though and remind me of a half baked sausage roll where there sausage is trying to escape

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Mine is a weapon - it’s a meat seeking missile !

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By *entoo2Couple
over a year ago

Essex

Luke hates when I call his penis pretty

but I think it is lol xx

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I trapped mine in the kitchen drawer...

now it looks like gonzos nose

Yours is pretty... I think you should take a photo of it with a ribbon around it’s neck

Likesembig has a pretty penis too.

Majority are not that pretty though and remind me of a half baked sausage roll where there sausage is trying to escape

Its all in the eyes

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By *aldyballsMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Not the biggest but I've had a few compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No competition from mine. Pretty is certainly not a word I associate with my penis.

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By *tallion6969Man
over a year ago

somerset

Check mine out , I’ve heard great comments visually and in the bedroom

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

I see what's said about mine then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

City Jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told yesterday that mine is a catwalk model penis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe OP is wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to feel mine was pretty. But some on here are stunning lol. Straight guys can appreciate the sight of a nice penis right?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Only if its mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t see the picture. I’ve seen some really nice looking cocks on here though.

Friend invite sent. Enjoy x"

I send friend requests. I never accept them. Put the penis public if you want it rated.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

It is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annie feel free to judge

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I trapped mine in the kitchen drawer...

now it looks like gonzos nose

Yours is pretty... I think you should take a photo of it with a ribbon around it’s neck

Likesembig has a pretty penis too.

Majority are not that pretty though and remind me of a half baked sausage roll where there sausage is trying to escape

I love your way with words....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Lib & Sam

I imagine they taste of peaches and cream. If they didn't before, they would once I climb off em.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lib & Sam

I imagine they taste of peaches and cream. If they didn't before, they would once I climb off em.

Your penis is the prettiest Peach. Fucking scary but awful pretty

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Lib & Sam

I imagine they taste of peaches and cream. If they didn't before, they would once I climb off em.

Your penis is the prettiest Peach. Fucking scary but awful pretty

Tis a huge specimen of penisy prettiness. I just need a shrink ray to enjoy it fully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not all that pretty but it works

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

Another Fab guy that loves his cock lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could bang a bow on mine and it would still just be a cock

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I could bang a bow on mine and it would still just be a cock "

Aww I’d love to see yours with a bow on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could bang a bow on mine and it would still just be a cock

Aww I’d love to see yours with a bow on it

It’ll be the prettiest little penis in Allll the land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

I think it’s pretty perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP how many threads do you need to start that involves pretty and cock?

I think you need some reassurance?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I could bang a bow on mine and it would still just be a cock

Aww I’d love to see yours with a bow on it

It’ll be the prettiest little penis in Allll the land

Yours is pretty decent Groot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mines p’jazzled. Bell-end the lot

Mystique, yours is amongst the prettiest I've ever seen. It is a good looking dick

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I give it 7 out of 10 x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Some are very striking and cause me to lick my lips but i do not think i would class them as pretty.x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I could bang a bow on mine and it would still just be a cock

Aww I’d love to see yours with a bow on it

It’ll be the prettiest little penis in Allll the land

Yours is pretty decent Groot

I know right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP how many threads do you need to start that involves pretty and cock?

I think you need some reassurance? "

You forgot the word perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP how many threads do you need to start that involves pretty and cock?

I think you need some reassurance?

You forgot the word perfect."

Apologies.... Perfect penis (which is what he may well be?) sorry I mean have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could bang a bow on mine and it would still just be a cock

Aww I’d love to see yours with a bow on it

It’ll be the prettiest little penis in Allll the land

Yours is pretty decent Groot

I know right

You don’t quite no but maybe one day

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I could bang a bow on mine and it would still just be a cock

Aww I’d love to see yours with a bow on it

It’ll be the prettiest little penis in Allll the land

Yours is pretty decent Groot

I know right

You don’t quite no but maybe one day

Ohhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP how many threads do you need to start that involves pretty and cock?

I think you need some reassurance? "

Why so serious

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

At 58 im just happy im not walking around dribbling all the time ouy of mine

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mines not bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I am receiving complements about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I trapped mine in the kitchen drawer...

now it looks like gonzos nose

Yours is pretty... I think you should take a photo of it with a ribbon around it’s neck

Likesembig has a pretty penis too.

Majority are not that pretty though and remind me of a half baked sausage roll where there sausage is trying to escape

thankyou lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are very striking and cause me to lick my lips but i do not think i would class them as pretty.x"

Me too

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By *iggBadDaveMan
over a year ago

Ards

Lol..... Think the Op might be wanting a compliment from the ladies .

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

Are we handing out awards for the top prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is any penis pretty?

I know mine isn’t something I would consider beautiful. The vagina on the other hand

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Lol..... Think the Op might be wanting a compliment from the ladies ."

Rather hard (pardon the pun) when he hides his pics.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my hubbys is easy on the eye.

But im biased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about tbe prettiest penis but i have definitely been called a massive bellend in the past!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol..... Think the Op might be wanting a compliment from the ladies ."

Attention please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is any penis pretty?

I know mine isn’t something I would consider beautiful. The vagina on the other hand

Most penises are not pretty, some are less weird looking than others and a few are actually nice looking. I personally find nothing appealing about looking at pics of ladies vulvas though. I doubt you can see much of the actual vagina without a periscope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nominate City Jeans...He has a lovely appendage

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By *aul40nwMan
over a year ago

wirral

Looks to me to be a bit of an ego boost post to be fair ... and by your description i think you need a bit of a break from staring at your own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

That’s great, good for you. Self praise is no praise though.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Surely it's got to be mine

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

Poker straight isn’t good, a wee bend reaches special parts.

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mine never came close in the Prettiest Penis Pageant 2017 and he's is also quite anti social so I've got no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

Tis indeed a thing of beauty

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Have I won yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a nice looking dick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I won yet?

Eye lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a nice looking dick xx"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

Two words sun this up....

Classic bellend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines p’jazzled. Bell-end the lot

Mystique, yours is amongst the prettiest I've ever seen. It is a good looking dick

Spank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines not bad

A wine bottle!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mines p’jazzled. Bell-end the lot

Mystique, yours is amongst the prettiest I've ever seen. It is a good looking dick

Spank you

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a slight curve as opposed to poker straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition..

Tis indeed a thing of beauty

Well thank you.

Seen to have a few of the men on here a little butt hurt.. wasn’t the intention gents

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cocks are not pretty

Except for mine though, right?

Yeah

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I prefer a slight curve as opposed to poker straight"

You rang.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I could never call mine pretty it's just a dangling appendage

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition.."

Shame about your Modest

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I believe I have the best looking cock on here.

Poker straight, thick, very big, perfectly crafted classic bellend, goes beyond rock hard..

A lot of people probably believe this however.

So.. ladies - who has the prettiest looking penis on here. Where’s my competition..

Shame about your Modest

Modesty*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a slight curve as opposed to poker straight

You rang.

I think yours is very aesthetically pleasing, ticks all the boxes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing thread

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I prefer a slight curve as opposed to poker straight

You rang.

I think yours is very aesthetically pleasing, ticks all the boxes x"

Well seeing you certainly brings out the best in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a slight curve as opposed to poker straight

You rang.

I think yours is very aesthetically pleasing, ticks all the boxes x

Well seeing you certainly brings out the best in it.

Hahah ooh u little charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines quite pretty haha

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"I prefer a slight curve as opposed to poker straight"

Me too (mrs not mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine can hold its own.

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By *essica trueTV/TS
over a year ago

blackpool

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By *essica trueTV/TS
over a year ago

blackpool

"I think mine can hold its own."

Definately a prize penis Mister xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anyone tried new Zealand deckpaint.. great advert online

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Mine is so beautiful that it should be cast in bronze and put on the fifth plinth in Trafalgar Square for the whole world to enjoy.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Mines very pretty when in my panties. However when released from it's gorgeous hide it does lose its feminine charm and becomes something else entirely... x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Anyone tried new Zealand deckpaint.. great advert online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I have ever received a compliment on mine. In fact I think the only time in the last 40 years that a woman has ever commented on it was when a girlfriend told me it was a lot smaller than her ex’s.

It just isn’t a topic of conversation usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine can hold its own.

Definately a prize penis Mister xx"

Thankyou, what have i won lol

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

I get a lot of compliments both online and during fun

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Had a few compliments ...

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Iv had lots of compliments but obviously you can’t please everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm Spartacus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told its more than a few times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told I have a penis.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Iv had lots of compliments but obviously you can’t please everyone "

Beauty is in the eye of the p holder... just don't get any spaff in it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’ve been told I have a penis."

Wasn't you sure?

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

On the Beach

Happy for some feedback on mine

Never had any complaints before!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock is a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been told I have a penis.

Wasn't you sure?

I just needed further clarification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is up for opinion, well almost up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me it reminded them of a plucked turkey once when I was all nicely freshly smooth. Another person referred to it as Gonzo

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By *reywolf_18Man
over a year ago

ayr

Interested to hear an opinion on mine, send me a message in interested

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cock is a cock"

Untrue...some have more "curb appeal" to me than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that like asking about the tastiest turd in the toilet, or the prettiest leper in the colony?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cock is a cock

Untrue...some have more "curb appeal" to me than others

You’re talking about me there aren’t you.

Others is my middle name.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"Happy for some feedback on mine

Never had any complaints before!!"

I always think when people write that, would somebody actually complain?

Would it be direct to you or where is the official cock complaint website?

Meant as always in jest

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Happy for some feedback on mine

Never had any complaints before!!

I always think when people write that, would somebody actually complain?

Would it be direct to you or where is the official cock complaint website?

Meant as always in jest"

There's a Cock Ombudsman

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

We can end this forum now..

I, am the prettiest penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told I have a penis

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By *REYTIMBERWOLFMan
over a year ago

reading

seriously.....a good looking penis.....no such thing.

at best, turkey giblets look nicer.

true you can both eat and swallow TG's but beautiful.... really.

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