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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Go for the wank gorgeous. It always helps.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Have you tried eating while you wank?

No idea if it'll work but its worth a shot

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just wank!

Who’s needs sleep or food ???

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "

In that case No

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Have something healthy to eat, some fruit maybe. Drink some water too and then have a chat to a friend.

Things are ok

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bisto...

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I was feeling just like that earlier and the wank did help... a lot.

Happier now after a roast dinner too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sleep now, you'll just be awake tonight. A bit of chocolate now to buck up your metabolism, a nice dinner, a relaxing bath or shower and then a really good wank before sleep.

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

How about having a wank, if that doesn't work then some food, if that fails try having a nap. Then repeat until I get there

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I would have a cuppa and food then a nap, wake up and then have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "

Wank first, that should leave you hungry and then when you've eaten enough you should feel sleepy.

I speak from experience, it worked for me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple eat some food, then chocolate and wank yourself to sleep xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sending a warm Welsh cwtch x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wank!

Who’s needs sleep or food ???

After pretty much no sleep all week, I think I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking is naughty and Santa won't empty his sack at the end of your bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank a day keeps the ...erm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was feeling just like that earlier and the wank did help... a lot.

Happier now after a roast dinner too.

Oh I want a roast

I'm definitely making one tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!!, just go for a, wank with some of your fave porn!.

Gets yer endorphins flowing, and it'll relax ya. After that, a nice bar of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanking is naughty and Santa won't empty his sack at the end of your bed."

I can cope with that. An old creepy man, emptying his sack at the end of my bed without an invite is well...creepy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "

Hello lovely. Eat something sinfully delicious, call a friend, wank then have a nice hot bubble bath.

Big hug my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "

Shouting at traffic is very therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

Hello lovely. Eat something sinfully delicious, call a friend, wank then have a nice hot bubble bath.

Big hug my friend. "

Thanks beautiful

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time. "

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "

Well ive put the tea on a slow cook.

So whilst we have sex in the mean time we can also smell the food cooking away in the back ground.

After we have finished we can eat tea and if you doze off you can fall asleep in my arms.

Does that suit you enough

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I was expecting to see Bisto!

Have a nap, oooooooooo change the sheets into mega freshness, take a brew and some snackage up to bed. Light some candles n shit and cut your toenails.

The comfort will be epic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol"

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

I tried

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was expecting to see Bisto!

Have a nap, oooooooooo change the sheets into mega freshness, take a brew and some snackage up to bed. Light some candles n shit and cut your toenails.

The comfort will be epic"

It was posted further up

But no, just me moaning again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

I tried

I know

but you're not here to give me a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?"

More like has the paitence of a saint and isn't a twat.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "

Toblerone should sort out the wank and chocolate two birds with one stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin is the answer

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?

More like has the paitence of a saint and isn't a twat. "

Jesus then? Loool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?

More like has the paitence of a saint and isn't a twat.

Jesus then? Loool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping

Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.

I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines

Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.

Whats with the mystery

Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol

No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists

Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?"

Damn it, only three of the four...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Masturbate with chocolate body paint. Lick your fingers afterwards while snoozing. No need to thank me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Masturbate with chocolate body paint. Lick your fingers afterwards while snoozing. No need to thank me

You have a very filthy mind

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Masturbate with chocolate body paint. Lick your fingers afterwards while snoozing. No need to thank me

You have a very filthy mind

Is that a bad thing?!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Are you even grumpier than usual ?

I’d say have a hot bath with rum and cigarettes but it’s not gonna work

. Have a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow is the start of a new week...maybe you'll shrug your grump off by then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep"

I definitely need sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a hot shower then laying in bed even if I'm not sleepy.

Light a candle, read a book, relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep. "

So, we just need to get the two of you snuggled up...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep.

So, we just need to get the two of you snuggled up...

one day we'll manage

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep. "

What's sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep.

So, we just need to get the two of you snuggled up...

one day we'll manage"

Yes! We definitely will

and we'll be so knackered there be nothing happening but sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep.

What's sleep?"

I don't know, I think they sell it in a magic potion.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep.

What's sleep?

I don't know, I think they sell it in a magic potion."

Can I buy it 2nd hand like? Had my car MOT so kinda poor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just need some attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep.

What's sleep?

I don't know, I think they sell it in a magic potion.

Can I buy it 2nd hand like? Had my car MOT so kinda poor

don't think it works like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep

I definitely need sleep.

So, we just need to get the two of you snuggled up...

one day we'll manage

Yes! We definitely will

and we'll be so knackered there be nothing happening but sleep

I'm sure you'll find the energy for a game of cribbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably just need some attention. "

What kind were you thinking?

I reckon good food, a relaxing bath and a huge box of choccies with the tv on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably just need some attention.

What kind were you thinking?

I reckon good food, a relaxing bath and a huge box of choccies with the tv on

Stroking a cat always relaxes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably just need some attention.

What kind were you thinking?

I reckon good food, a relaxing bath and a huge box of choccies with the tv on

Stroking a cat always relaxes me. "

Are you going to be one of those crazy cat ladies then?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

I think we’ve all come to the conclusion that OP needs a wank.

Along with the rest of you horn crazed lot

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I think we’ve all come to the conclusion that OP needs a wank.

Along with the rest of you horn crazed lot

Already had one earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably just need some attention.

What kind were you thinking?

I reckon good food, a relaxing bath and a huge box of choccies with the tv on

Stroking a cat always relaxes me.

Are you going to be one of those crazy cat ladies then?

I have two house bunnies so I can’t. I do borrow my neighbours cat sometimes. She likes to sit with me in the evenings. Can’t bring my bunnies in the sitting room cos they go behind the tv and try chewing the wires.

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