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"I'll put myself up for Lord Glory Hole Seal.... Make a change from 'Privy Seal' wouldn't it.....
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"order order surely moan a lot louder than this lol" Are you our Speaker? | |||
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"diamondsmiles as minister of law and order  "Firm but fair. No one stepping up to Prime Minister or Chancellor yet... | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of "I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances? | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of
I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances?"Yes they will, but there will be random audits to ensure we don't have an expenses scandal. (hope no-one notices that it's only the boy totty that gets invited into my office and expected to reveal everything  } | |||
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"order order surely moan a lot louder than this lol Are you our Speaker?" lol just wanted to say that l;) | |||
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"I'll put myself up for Lord Glory Hole Seal.... Make a change from 'Privy Seal' wouldn't it.....
Will the hole be in my wardrobe?"Anywhere you want it to be.......
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of
I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances?
Yes they will, but there will be random audits to ensure we don't have an expenses scandal.
(hope no-one notices that it's only the boy totty that gets invited into my office and expected to reveal everything }"You may have to offer some random audits to women, depending on what the minister of equality states. | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of "Would you settle for Governor of The Bank of England? More money in there for you to spend anyway........ | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of
I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances?
Yes they will, but there will be random audits to ensure we don't have an expenses scandal.
(hope no-one notices that it's only the boy totty that gets invited into my office and expected to reveal everything }
You may have to offer some random audits to women, depending on what the minister of equality states."In that case I'll need an assistant to help with the increased workload. Any fit boy totty want the job??  | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of
I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances?
Yes they will, but there will be random audits to ensure we don't have an expenses scandal.
(hope no-one notices that it's only the boy totty that gets invited into my office and expected to reveal everything }"Will be inviting the wrath of Harriet Har-person if you do that!!! | |||
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"I'll be chief whip to put plenty of ooh in our spin. " Oooh, I wanted a whip!  | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of
I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances?
Yes they will, but there will be random audits to ensure we don't have an expenses scandal.
(hope no-one notices that it's only the boy totty that gets invited into my office and expected to reveal everything }
You may have to offer some random audits to women, depending on what the minister of equality states.
In that case I'll need an assistant to help with the increased workload.
Any fit boy totty want the job?? "Your very own Danny Alexander? Try and do better than that please, for your monarchs sake! | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of
I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances?
Yes they will, but there will be random audits to ensure we don't have an expenses scandal.
(hope no-one notices that it's only the boy totty that gets invited into my office and expected to reveal everything }
Will be inviting the wrath of Harriet Har-person if you do that!!! "Then applications welcomed for all, the post will go the the most qualified (fit boy totty)... | |||
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"Oooo Oooo Ooooo! Can I be Chancellor of the Exchequer? Cos I'm great at spending money and have a budget that no-one can make sense of
I spoke too soon. We will need to examine some non-sensical policies from you at some point to support your budget. Will Members have special swing allowances?
Yes they will, but there will be random audits to ensure we don't have an expenses scandal.
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You may have to offer some random audits to women, depending on what the minister of equality states.
In that case I'll need an assistant to help with the increased workload.
Any fit boy totty want the job?? "That sounds like a job and a half! I'll apply... | |||
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"only after half an hour and its all turning to total chaos..now you know why the planets in such a mess.I'm not saying it should be like north korea..but hey do you ever hear them complaining..no..I rest my case" Do you think I should take control and run a dictatorship? Benign, of course Or will someone step up and lead this cabinet? | |||
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"only after half an hour and its all turning to total chaos..now you know why the planets in such a mess.I'm not saying it should be like north korea..but hey do you ever hear them complaining..no..I rest my case Do you think I should take control and run a dictatorship? Benign, of course Or will someone step up and lead this cabinet?"My vote's for Fabio... | |||
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"only after half an hour and its all turning to total chaos..now you know why the planets in such a mess.I'm not saying it should be like north korea..but hey do you ever hear them complaining..no..I rest my case Do you think I should take control and run a dictatorship? Benign, of course Or will someone step up and lead this cabinet?
My vote's for Fabio..."Nah. I think we need a female leadership. My vote's for Diamondsmiles | |||
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"only after half an hour and its all turning to total chaos..now you know why the planets in such a mess.I'm not saying it should be like north korea..but hey do you ever hear them complaining..no..I rest my case Do you think I should take control and run a dictatorship? Benign, of course Or will someone step up and lead this cabinet?
My vote's for Fabio...
Nah. I think we need a female leadership. My vote's for Diamondsmiles "She's already got the Law and Order post I'm afraid... | |||
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" My vote's for Fabio... Nah. I think we need a female leadership. My vote's for Diamondsmiles
She's already got the Law and Order post I'm afraid..."She has, indeed. We also need ministers for transport, accommodation, health, culture media and sport, education... | |||
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"I'll be chief whip to put plenty of ooh in our spin. Oooh, I wanted a whip! "Step this way.  | |||
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"If wishy is going to be prime minister im out of here "Decline law and order and step up as prime minister then! | |||
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"If wishy is going to be prime minister im out of here
Decline law and order and step up as prime minister then!"Ok before wishy gets here id like to be prime minster, i just need someone to second it quick. Ps i will be on a private mission tonight | |||
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"If wishy is going to be prime minister im out of here
Decline law and order and step up as prime minister then!
Ok before wishy gets here id like to be prime minster, i just need someone to second it quick.
Ps i will be on a private mission tonight"I second! | |||
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"If wishy is going to be prime minister im out of here "NOOOO! (Royal) We need you. As one of our few senior ministers you are vital our dictatorship... I mean democracy. | |||
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"If wishy is going to be prime minister im out of here
Decline law and order and step up as prime minister then!
Ok before wishy gets here id like to be prime minster, i just need someone to second it quick.
Ps i will be on a private mission tonight
I second!"Yippee, a woman forum prime minister now i just need some acts to go through | |||
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"If wishy is going to be prime minister im out of here
Decline law and order and step up as prime minister then!
Ok before wishy gets here id like to be prime minster, i just need someone to second it quick.
Ps i will be on a private mission tonight
I second!"Phew! That was close. | |||
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"Is there any roles left? Would like to apply! Don't really mind what post i get! "We have a vacancy at law and order, plus lots of other roles still to fill. | |||
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"If wishy is going to be prime minister im out of here
Decline law and order and step up as prime minister then!
Ok before wishy gets here id like to be prime minster, i just need someone to second it quick.
Ps i will be on a private mission tonight
I second!"My my, the pair of you are thick as theives..... Oh go on then, seeing as Fabio doesn't seem to want it (a major loss in my humble opinion) | |||
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"Is there any roles left? Would like to apply! Don't really mind what post i get!
We have a vacancy at law and order, plus lots of other roles still to fill."Is that roles or holes... Sorry, couldn't resist it | |||
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"Is there any roles left? Would like to apply! Don't really mind what post i get!
We have a vacancy at law and order, plus lots of other roles still to fill.
Is that roles or holes...
Sorry, couldn't resist it "The Glory Hole has a Seal but this cabinet has more holes than a leaky bucket at the moment. | |||
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"Is there any roles left? Would like to apply! Don't really mind what post i get!
We have a vacancy at law and order, plus lots of other roles still to fill.
Is that roles or holes...
Sorry, couldn't resist it
The Glory Hole has a Seal but this cabinet has more holes than a leaky bucket at the moment."I certainly don't mind putting myself forward to plug all the delightful holes that seem to be appearing within this cabinet... | |||
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"Is there any roles left? Would like to apply! Don't really mind what post i get!
We have a vacancy at law and order, plus lots of other roles still to fill.
Is that roles or holes...
Sorry, couldn't resist it
The Glory Hole has a Seal but this cabinet has more holes than a leaky bucket at the moment.
I certainly don't mind putting myself forward to plug all the delightful holes that seem to be appearing within this cabinet... "You will be busy... It's up to the PM to call an orgy... I mean cabinet meeting. | |||
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"Is there any roles left? Would like to apply! Don't really mind what post i get!
We have a vacancy at law and order, plus lots of other roles still to fill."can i be law and order? | |||
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"If i accept the law and order role! Do i get to spank naughty people? "If that is your policy then yes you do. You may also want to deploy collars, cages... whatever you feel is the best way to keep order. | |||
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"Is there a 'None of the Above' option?" So far no one has proposed a voting system, it has just developed organically. We are forming a new society here... | |||
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"Is there a 'None of the Above' option? So far no one has proposed a voting system, it has just developed organically. We are forming a new society here..." Freedom for Tooting | |||
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"Can i have the law and order post then please! Take it the pay is good! Lol! "Are you job sharing or splitting roles the way that the Cooper Balls do? | |||
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"oooh can i be justice minister instead?" You can have justice... you will need to liaise with Law and Order to decide on suitable punishments and sentencing. | |||
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"Put me down as Director of Communications a la Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It. Actually just put me down as Malcolm Tucker. "Will you be handling all of the PM's speech writing too? | |||
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"oooh can i be justice minister instead? You can have justice... you will need to liaise with Law and Order to decide on suitable punishments and sentencing." do i get a say in who gets law & order? | |||
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"oooh can i be justice minister instead? You can have justice... you will need to liaise with Law and Order to decide on suitable punishments and sentencing. do i get a say in who gets law & order?" mrlmissj have law and order. Yet to confirm whether they are job sharing. | |||
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"ok I've been taking a back seat in all this biding my time and waiting..waiting..and waiting..none of you have mentioned..defence...you need an army or at least a small stockpile of weapons of mass destruction..otherwise..what you have organised will be crushed by any tin pot dictactor ." I was hoping we'd have a ministry of love and peace. I'm an idealistic tin pot monarch. | |||
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"Put me down as Director of Communications a la Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It. Actually just put me down as Malcolm Tucker.
Will you be handling all of the PM's speech writing too?"Absolutely, I'll use more spin then a Zanussi washing machine. | |||
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"I don't really want to job share! Its mine all mine! ! So who wants punishing first! "TOUGH! you'll have to work alongside me i'm afraid | |||
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"I've plenty practice being a queen! "That's my post! I want to wear the diamonds. | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then." Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted? | |||
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"I don't really want to job share! Its mine all mine! ! So who wants punishing first!
TOUGH! you'll have to work alongside me i'm afraid "I pop off to get a Fab lolly and it's got all tough in the state. | |||
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"I don't really want to job share! Its mine all mine! ! So who wants punishing first!
TOUGH! you'll have to work alongside me i'm afraid "i don't want to work along side anyone! Off with his head! Put him in the dungeons now! I was given the option of job share and i declined! | |||
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"I don't really want to job share! Its mine all mine! ! So who wants punishing first!
TOUGH! you'll have to work alongside me i'm afraid
i don't want to work along side anyone!
Off with his head! Put him in the dungeons now!
I was given the option of job share and i declined! "i'm justice minister i'm afraid i'll be the one who decides about head | |||
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"I don't really want to job share! Its mine all mine! ! So who wants punishing first!
TOUGH! you'll have to work alongside me i'm afraid
i don't want to work along side anyone!
Off with his head! Put him in the dungeons now!
I was given the option of job share and i declined! "You're not job sharing with justice. You just have to work with justice to agree the crimes and punishments. Your job is the mete out the punishment (before I get put in the Tower). I was asking which one of you (mrl or missj) was taking the post or would you be sharing it? Please don't put me in the Tower. | |||
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"I want another post! I resign from law and order! "as you handle conflict so well try the foreign office | |||
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"I want another post! I resign from law and order!
as you handle conflict so well try the foreign office"going to put you in the tower! | |||
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"Oh right i withdraw my resignation then! Its just me missj! "Just between us... I'd watch that Justice Minister as I think he wants the whole brief and not happy with you administering punishment. I think it'll be a hang, draw and quarter em kind of Justice. | |||
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"I want another post! I resign from law and order!
as you handle conflict so well try the foreign office
going to put you in the tower! "and i'll just let myself out | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then. Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted?" of course I can be trusted just look at me do I. not have a face of a trustworthy person..I'm a bit concerned about you thou..I mean you seem to be offering up positions(ooeer)to people who have no experience..I mean my bad spelling yet you seem quite happy for me to be minister of education..mmm. | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then. Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted? of course I can be trusted just look at me do I. not have a face of a trustworthy person..I'm a bit concerned about you thou..I mean you seem to be offering up positions(ooeer)to people who have no experience..I mean my bad spelling yet you seem quite happy for me to be minister of education..mmm." You admitted your earlier mistake and seemed to have learnt you lesson... isn't that education? Anyhoo, I'm an anachronistic old queen. | |||
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"I want another post! I resign from law and order!
as you handle conflict so well try the foreign office
going to put you in the tower!
and i'll just let myself out "and i will put you in chains! So there! Then you won't be able to get out! And i will toss the key away! Ner ner | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then. Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted? of course I can be trusted just look at me do I. not have a face of a trustworthy person..I'm a bit concerned about you thou..I mean you seem to be offering up positions(ooeer)to people who have no experience..I mean my bad spelling yet you seem quite happy for me to be minister of education..mmm. You admitted your earlier mistake and seemed to have learnt you lesson... isn't that education? Anyhoo, I'm an anachronistic old queen." (ahem) there may be a budget deficit. and a surplus of loubs in a size 4... | |||
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"I can't belive wishy ain't been in here yet. He must be planning a Putsch "I say nothing... | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then. Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted? of course I can be trusted just look at me do I. not have a face of a trustworthy person..I'm a bit concerned about you thou..I mean you seem to be offering up positions(ooeer)to people who have no experience..I mean my bad spelling yet you seem quite happy for me to be minister of education..mmm. You admitted your earlier mistake and seemed to have learnt you lesson... isn't that education? Anyhoo, I'm an anachronistic old queen. (ahem) there may be a budget deficit. and a surplus of loubs in a size 4... "Deficit already... you didn't at least one pair for me in a size 3? | |||
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"I want another post! I resign from law and order!
as you handle conflict so well try the foreign office
going to put you in the tower!
and i'll just let myself out
and i will put you in chains! So there! Then you won't be able to get out! And i will toss the key away! Ner ner "but my wings are made of solid steel and i'd just break the chains | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then. Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted? of course I can be trusted just look at me do I. not have a face of a trustworthy person..I'm a bit concerned about you thou..I mean you seem to be offering up positions(ooeer)to people who have no experience..I mean my bad spelling yet you seem quite happy for me to be minister of education..mmm. You admitted your earlier mistake and seemed to have learnt you lesson... isn't that education? Anyhoo, I'm an anachronistic old queen. (ahem) there may be a budget deficit. and a surplus of loubs in a size 4...
Deficit already... you didn't at least one pair for me in a size 3?"Natch! A pair in every style. But as our absolute Monarch you get what you want. | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then. Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted? of course I can be trusted just look at me do I. not have a face of a trustworthy person..I'm a bit concerned about you thou..I mean you seem to be offering up positions(ooeer)to people who have no experience..I mean my bad spelling yet you seem quite happy for me to be minister of education..mmm. You admitted your earlier mistake and seemed to have learnt you lesson... isn't that education? Anyhoo, I'm an anachronistic old queen. (ahem) there may be a budget deficit. and a surplus of loubs in a size 4...
Deficit already... you didn't at least one pair for me in a size 3?
Natch! A pair in every style. But as our absolute Monarch you get what you want. "Can I have some silver fit flops too as I can't actually walk in the heels? I only wear them for state occasions. | |||
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"yes I know I spelt dictator wrong..but u don't need to be able to spell to have a fight..I'm guessing the post for minister of education is no longer open for me then. Oh? I thought you were going to bide your time and take over at some point. Or, are you planning a takeover from the inside? Educating our subjects is an important role, can you be trusted? of course I can be trusted just look at me do I. not have a face of a trustworthy person..I'm a bit concerned about you thou..I mean you seem to be offering up positions(ooeer)to people who have no experience..I mean my bad spelling yet you seem quite happy for me to be minister of education..mmm. You admitted your earlier mistake and seemed to have learnt you lesson... isn't that education? Anyhoo, I'm an anachronistic old queen. (ahem) there may be a budget deficit. and a surplus of loubs in a size 4...
Deficit already... you didn't at least one pair for me in a size 3?
Natch! A pair in every style. But as our absolute Monarch you get what you want.
Can I have some silver fit flops too as I can't actually walk in the heels? I only wear them for state occasions."As your Maj commands | |||
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"Listen to you all squabbling ,you all need a cuppa and since no ones come forward can i be tea lady right who's for a cup of earl grey and a hob nob "I think both profiles are on here | |||
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"I wanna be primeminstrel. "Diamondsmiles took on the role of Prime Minister, although she's been off on holiday since
No one is looking after the foreign office, transport or accommodation. Culture, media and sports and Min of Food also need attention.
I really don't know where people think they are going to meet others without transport or accommodation. | |||
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"I wanna be primeminstrel.
Diamondsmiles took on the role of Prime Minister, although she's been off on holiday since
No one is looking after the foreign office, transport or accommodation. Culture, media and sports and Min of Food also need attention.
I really don't know where people think they are going to meet others without transport or accommodation."Don't all pms do that. I'm from Medway I can do clutcha. | |||
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"ooops cultcha. "you can handle some 'clutcha' too, I'm sure. Are we having Swinglympics then this summer? Do I get a jubilee or only jubblies? | |||
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"dogging grounds?" Playing fields are in your remit... | |||
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"dogging grounds?" We will require photographic evidence mind. | |||
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"noted - Olympic sac race on the cards." Knight of the Bedchamber for the winner. | |||
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"Who is in charge round here! I want the justice minister sacked!!
on what grounds? "on the grounds of as follows: you won't let me tie you up and flog you! And that you keep escaping your cage! | |||
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"Who is in charge round here! I want the justice minister sacked!!
on what grounds?
on the grounds of as follows:
you won't let me tie you up and flog you! And that you keep escaping your cage! "report to the Min of Ed, total lack of disciplin tch! | |||
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker.. "Alimark, they went to find Earl Grey and Hob Nob | |||
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker..
Alimark, they went to find Earl Grey and Hob Nob"Since the post is vacant - we will be charging a £5iver a cup.. and a pound per hob nob.. | |||
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"Who is in charge round here! I want the justice minister sacked!!
on what grounds?
on the grounds of as follows:
you won't let me tie you up and flog you! And that you keep escaping your cage! "Our first enquiry? I can't be a judicial one though as he's in charge of the judges. | |||
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker.. "Think we should get a tea toy boy fer that? | |||
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker..
Alimark, they went to find Earl Grey and Hob Nob
Since the post is vacant - we will be charging a £5iver a cup.. and a pound per hob nob.. "hope your going to claim your expenses! | |||
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"Who is prime minister? Haven't seen then about? "She took up the post and promptly went on holiday or for a country supper. She could just be playing Angry Birds... I may have to dissolve parliament or abdicate at this rate. | |||
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"Can i put you in the tower then? And spank you! "u conspiring to cause a riot - or what! | |||
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"Can i put you in the tower then? And spank you!
u conspiring to cause a riot - or what!"yes! But don't leak it out! Its a secret! | |||
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"Can i put you in the tower then? And spank you! "Police state!!! | |||
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker..
Alimark, they went to find Earl Grey and Hob Nob
Since the post is vacant - we will be charging a £5iver a cup.. and a pound per hob nob.. "Don't forget it's all to go into the privy purse. And accounts in triplicate. | |||
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"yeah yeah, down the bra and y fronts of the exotic dancers privvy purses methinks." Who will be strip searched by the department of the exchequer - purely in the interests of fiscal openness and probity you understand | |||
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker..
Alimark, they went to find Earl Grey and Hob Nob
Since the post is vacant - we will be charging a £5iver a cup.. and a pound per hob nob..
Don't forget it's all to go into the privy purse. And accounts in triplicate. "Yeah ok - but as chief Tea-Maker - we also get to claim our own expenses right.. | |||
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"yeah yeah, down the bra and y fronts of the exotic dancers privvy purses methinks. Who will be strip searched by the department of the exchequer - purely in the interests of fiscal openness and probity you understand "especially probity | |||
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With no heir apparent the throne is left empty. | |||
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"I propose tomorrow there will be a new thread made with a list of everyones roles, so everyone knows what they are doing. ......." yeah sure | |||
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"I've plenty practice being a queen!
That's my post! I want to wear the diamonds."Oooooooh our first in-cabinet bitch fight!!! From the office of Lord Porkshire, Lord Glory Hole Seal...
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"Who is in charge round here! I want the justice minister sacked!!
on what grounds?
on the grounds of as follows:
you won't let me tie you up and flog you! And that you keep escaping your cage! "well if you put it like that then of course you can tie me up | |||
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"Whilst Rupert Murdoch is still alive, I shall have to remain a minion and loyal servant. He's got far too much on me for me to take a ministerial role at this point. " You could always be the 'token maverick'??? Bit of an Alan Clarke or Denis Skinner maybe...?????? | |||
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker..
Alimark, they went to find Earl Grey and Hob Nob
Since the post is vacant - we will be charging a £5iver a cup.. and a pound per hob nob..
Don't forget it's all to go into the privy purse. And accounts in triplicate.
Yeah ok - but as chief Tea-Maker - we also get to claim our own expenses right.. "Really go for a nice night out wake up in the morning and someones nicked ya job | |||
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"Anyone else see the similarities to the Alice in Wonderland tea party?
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"Who is the Chief Tea/Coffee Maker..
Alimark, they went to find Earl Grey and Hob Nob
Since the post is vacant - we will be charging a £5iver a cup.. and a pound per hob nob..
Don't forget it's all to go into the privy purse. And accounts in triplicate.
Yeah ok - but as chief Tea-Maker - we also get to claim our own expenses right.. Really go for a nice night out wake up in the morning and someones nicked ya job "tell me about it. | |||
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