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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Why do guys state "you won't regret it" or "you won't be disappointed" the moment I see a message or profile with either of these on I am instantly put off as, I reckon, most women are.

Guys, give me an insight into why fellas feel the need to state these things? Genuinely think they are the best thing going? Trying to be confident when they're really shy?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can we file that with "will lick pussy for hours" into Fab Room 101?

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

5 mins in & they give up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Makes me think I should take a copy of Women's Weekly in, just in case I get bored

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By *ugarplum71Couple
over a year ago

Oxford

Showing off is the fools idea of glory

- Bruce lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They totally think you’ll beleive them! You mean you think it might not be true?? And your willing to take the risk on missing out?? Surely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup absolutely hate this!! It’s like oh since you’ve said that I’ll just drop my knickers now??

Another pet hate is like the dickhead I just said no to (as he’s over 200 miles away) who then replies “oh I prefer slimmer girls than you anyways” - absolute c*nt if you reply like that tbh

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Showing off is the fools idea of glory

- Bruce lee"

I like this. Bold claims are rarely substantiated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup absolutely hate this!! It’s like oh since you’ve said that I’ll just drop my knickers now??

Another pet hate is like the dickhead I just said no to (as he’s over 200 miles away) who then replies “oh I prefer slimmer girls than you anyways” - absolute c*nt if you reply like that tbh "

I beleive that finally message is normally followed by a user block so you can’t come back at them.

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Yup absolutely hate this!! It’s like oh since you’ve said that I’ll just drop my knickers now??

Another pet hate is like the dickhead I just said no to (as he’s over 200 miles away) who then replies “oh I prefer slimmer girls than you anyways” - absolute c*nt if you reply like that tbh "

couldn't handle a bigger lady not that slimmer ladies want guys with that attitude either I think the comeback for guys like that will now be "ok then Donald"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup absolutely hate this!! It’s like oh since you’ve said that I’ll just drop my knickers now??

Another pet hate is like the dickhead I just said no to (as he’s over 200 miles away) who then replies “oh I prefer slimmer girls than you anyways” - absolute c*nt if you reply like that tbh

I beleive that finally message is normally followed by a user block so you can’t come back at them. "

Top marks for you lol, yup the prick then blocked meaning no reply wasn’t man enough to take it I guess xx

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Showing off is the fools idea of glory

- Bruce lee

I like this. Bold claims are rarely substantiated "

How did Bruce make his money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup absolutely hate this!! It’s like oh since you’ve said that I’ll just drop my knickers now??

Another pet hate is like the dickhead I just said no to (as he’s over 200 miles away) who then replies “oh I prefer slimmer girls than you anyways” - absolute c*nt if you reply like that tbh

couldn't handle a bigger lady not that slimmer ladies want guys with that attitude either I think the comeback for guys like that will now be "ok then Donald" "

Agreed! If only people could take a no thanks with a reply of “ok happy fabbing” but alas this isn’t the perfect world xx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's just people selling themselves. It doesn't seem to me to be something worth getting upset about. Luke

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can't be doing with it. Gives me the eye roll.

You don't know me, you don't know what I want, so how the fuck can you guarantee I won't be disappointed?

For all they know I won't be satisfied until I've shoved a French horn up their bum and played bongos on their bollocks.

Only guarantees are life n death. That's it.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

You won't regret it probably means it won't last long enough for you to even remember it so they're probably right anyway

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By *uddyLove92Man
over a year ago

swinton

Hey everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lot of them are deluded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys state "you won't regret it" or "you won't be disappointed" the moment I see a message or profile with either of these on I am instantly put off as, I reckon, most women are.

Guys, give me an insight into why fellas feel the need to state these things? Genuinely think they are the best thing going? Trying to be confident when they're really shy?

"

Had a guy pester me all day once about how he'd be the best I'd ever had. He arrived. Asked me to put the condom on him, as I was he "arrived" again...

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I can't be doing with it. Gives me the eye roll.

You don't know me, you don't know what I want, so how the fuck can you guarantee I won't be disappointed?

For all they know I won't be satisfied until I've shoved a French horn up their bum and played bongos on their bollocks.

Only guarantees are life n death. That's it."

I need to get a French horn! That sounds like a pretty good way to ensure satisfaction

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Id assume, when looking at a profile one thinks of the end result and i find it that answering this upfront may help ease the lookers feelings

Hence why some have 'you won't regret it'

I personally use a variation of this, all the way at the bottom.

'Humour me and thou shalt not be disappointed'

My thinking was as i described above.

But i do see what OP is saying here. Maybe it does come across over confident?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It definitely puts me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I see you won't regret it, my first reaction is i probably will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Showing off is the fools idea of glory

- Bruce lee

I like this. Bold claims are rarely substantiated

How did Bruce make his money?"

I believe it was acting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as I see you won't regret it, my first reaction is i probably will. "

I was just going to say this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as I see you won't regret it, my first reaction is i probably will.

I was just going to say this!!! "

The world has definitely has gone mad because we have both been agreeing with each other far too often theses days.

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"You won't regret it probably means it won't last long enough for you to even remember it so they're probably right anyway "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as I see you won't regret it, my first reaction is i probably will.

I was just going to say this!!!

The world has definitely has gone mad because we have both been agreeing with each other far too often theses days. "

Yeah sorry about that. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This and that famous fab phrase “what can I say about...”

I DON’T KNOW BUT TYPE SOMETHING!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because most (99%) of guys on here are full of bullshit for quick fixes.

Youd definitely regret meeting me.

I've questionable breath for a start.

All my veries say I'm an arsehole.

They're right.

I love this site because I hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are sad desperate cockwombles.

End of.

J

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