FabSwingers.com forum: post a lie about the person above

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

sure its asking for trouble but off we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to film duck porn on the weekends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stars in duck porn at the weekends

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

likes a good ducking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

wears a wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is secretly in love with me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wants to be a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superglues junkmail to the postman

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

loves spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats fucked it, How did u know Frock off??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Thats fucked it, How did u know Frock off??"

The poster above does not like BBW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is always in bed

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Thats fucked it, How did u know Frock off??

The poster above does not like BBW

The poster above does not live at the end of the world

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Uses mannequin legs for her pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt really Tempting at all, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never out his kip!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is actually a flat chested female posing as a single male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K Is too old for me, and I am too old for K??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TEMPTING!! FFS

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"TEMPTING!! FFS"

Still can't tie his own shoelaces

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"TEMPTING!! FFS"

You're only mad cos I outed your girlie ass!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is not the messiah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting, No its coz u told the truth bout me bein a gil with flat chest lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frock OFF wants to meet me

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IS the messiah lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting Do i really have a girlie ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person above invented the 'widget' that supposedly makes canned beer seem like draught beer.

Then with the money they made from it bought shares in Woolworths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt really from Luton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space how did u guess?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Isnt really from Luton."

doesn't know the difference between A and K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shite, so its A that fancies me then??............. Scarpers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

robs the car park clothing bank at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a talking dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lexicon has A needle phobia so uses paint instead. LOL

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"has a talking dog

never wears a onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laine has a wicked Profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A&K Cant sit down after having ass bleached!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't get it hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are professional porn stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are professional porn stars"

is not in a cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are professional porn stars

is not in a cave"

Is a triple A cup

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Had several meets, the nicest people ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers are looking for straight men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo, ure supposed to lie. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't naughty

Isn't male

Isn't 79

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only has one nipple

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"only has one nipple"

only meets Pompey fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinger has ugly legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A&K Cant swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

directs duck porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actualy that but is true

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"A&K Cant swim"

true but we get to see the ducks performing

and the biggest lie of all the ones above aren't really swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A&K Cant swim

true but we get to see the ducks performing

and the biggest lie of all the ones above aren't really swingers

they are really called k and a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL Yes I know I put Swingers, when u just swinger, and U do atcually have rather nice legs!! Love the heels. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes not naughty at all, hes a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had to put that in lol. I cant lie for shite!! Too bloody honest, for me own gd!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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love it

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

can't do the splits at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wants it to rain for lickety

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Only goes for skinny birds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt like Anne

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Top guy decent shag, always buys a round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likewise Pablo

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is actually a site bot programmed to be nice and keep us all calm and friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting Is actually slim short and bald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tempting Is actually slim short and bald."

Has small hands..smells of cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tra mar- cares about what sydney Uni does!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is a vegan

Has a phd

Breeds fruit flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo is 120% Gay and loves fucking Bunnies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy is NOT a naughty male.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

is actually welsh and living in aberdeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IS REALLY A MAN!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Knows how to change a tyre on a car

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Total perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting loves me, wants my babies and loves 3 somes with other women!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Pablo is 120% Gay and loves fucking Bunnies!!"
Only male bunnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poster above is a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo is a liar & a cheat, hey wheres my wallet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly Frock Off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo I said Bunnies NOT that U want men up the BUMS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the mystery of corn circles that have kept us baffled all our lives? This is the joker responsible. At night (about 3am when no one can witness their hilarious pranks, they load a lawnmower, a pole and a length of rope into the back of their spacious four wheel drive and drive up and down the country.

At random they stop by suitable unsullied cornfields, bang the pole into the ground in the centre, tie the rope to it and the other end to the petrol driven lawnmower, before turning it on and letting it set off by its own accord. As it is fastened to the pole it orbits it in a perfect circle!

Once the circle is finished, this merry comedian packs their gear back away and toddles off to pastures anew...

They got the idea off an advert with Russ Abbot in it where he sat on his arse and got his lawn mowed in the same manner that was on telly in the late 80s btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughtymale shares a house with a moose called Elvis.

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

Horrid tits

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

hates receiving bjs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucksam has a small dick and is addicted to gay porn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting wants cum in her ass!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

"Sucksam has a small dick and is addicted to gay porn!!"

Liar

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is a man and hates me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is responsible for a shortage of metal in the u k due to his fetish for sucking the chrome off peoples handlebars

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sucksam has a small dick and is addicted to gay porn!!

Liar"

ok, ok, no dick and is addicted to gay porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picks his nose every night at 7.46pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

won last nights euro millions and is gonna buy us all a drink...ill pass on the drink...cud do with some more paint thou..

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

those knickers actually say swinging h*aven is fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"those knickers actually say swinging h*aven is fab..."

Tempting hoards peanuts and hides them around her house like a chipmunk.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Tra-Mar don't actually live in Kent

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Young fit and goodlooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young fit and goodlooking

wrote 50 shades of grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A & K are looking for men aged under 35 and over 50!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

mr tra-mar is the original for mr grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the mysterious sightings of large feline forms in the south-west that led to legends of the "beast of bodmin moor"? Well above is the merry japester responsible!

They simply travel to the area on a regular basis before donning a black furry rug and a Silvestre the Cat headpiece that they stole from a fancy dress shop and proceed with crawling on all fours, howling and generally pissing about in a beastly fashion until they are spotted.

For extra chances of any observers believing what they see is a wild beastie, this chucklesome clown usually carries out this performance near pubs around kicking out time with poor lighting outside...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He never licks

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

she doesn't do the splits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never Lick Lickedy splits lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish tempting would do the splits for me, as in splits her pussy for me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

naughtymale is actually scared of naughty males and choosing his username was a way of facing his phobia.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Young fit and goodlooking

you're supposed to be telling lies on this thread

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Installed a firemans pole to practice sliding down on

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Would never Lick Lickedy splits lol."

awww honey! it's supposed to be a lie, not truth or dare!

Only posts when no-one at the asylum is watching him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put your ear up to temptings avatar you can just hear her shouting "let me out!"

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Was spotted throwing up on today's pride march

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a fetish for sniffing toilet duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is gay."

Is really 83...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This cheeky chester is behind every single supposed UFO sighting the world has ever seen.

And they managed it with nothing more spectacular than a truckload of cheap crockery and a decent-sized nearby hill for throwing it off!

Dispicable.....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Fake profile

Picture collector

He's really a retired civil servant from Biggleswade

Does have a fetish for jelly babies and dressing up like action man

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does have a fetish for jelly babies and dressing up like action man"

Don't we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shags sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once swung with Margaret Thatcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shags sheep

is a gentle Scottish flower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ways pays the electric bill to keep the lights on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst on a job I spotted this naughty little tinker cycling around a certain Scottish loch, with underwater breathing aparatus slung around their neck, two fully inflated inner tubes strapped to their back and a rubber godzilla head in the carrier basket in the front.

IT could have been entirely innocent. But I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap you saw me

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

has a cellar where he keeps other peoples cats who poo in his garden

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sneaks into other peoples gardens and does poos then starts a rumour that a big cat's on the loose in the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found me so attractive that she passed out before we got to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sneaks into other peoples gardens and does poos then starts a rumour that a big cat's on the loose in the area"

Rumours which gather momentum with your antics I have described earlier. Are you sure the two of you aren't in cahoots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sneaks into other peoples gardens and does poos then starts a rumour that a big cat's on the loose in the area

Rumours which gather momentum with your antics I have described earlier. Are you sure the two of you aren't in cahoots?

was bass player in mike and the mechanics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sneaks into other peoples gardens and does poos then starts a rumour that a big cat's on the loose in the area

Rumours which gather momentum with your antics I have described earlier. Are you sure the two of you aren't in cahoots?

was bass player in mike and the mechanics"

Often says "it's all done in the possibl taste!" Whilst vigorously crossing and uncrossing her legs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the chap above me was in front of me in a queue in a fancy dress shop once purchasing a gorilla suit in Large.

In his hand was a book entitled 'Learning Tibetan made easy'.

Need I say more?....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Once voted most popular in class

Often still wins these awards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

Works in an ice cream factory as a tester really

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

is behind the emergence of giraffe porn which is taking over from duck porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops! I've noticed that my earlier post ended up not underneath my post under letsbehavingyou but instead under a photo of a rather delectable looking lady instead.

I realise this makes my previously convincing lie less so, as not only is she clearly not a bloke, but its fairly obvious her size wouldn't be a large. Though her chaps might as its a couples profile so the lie still stands.

And as for Pablo, I have it on good authority that the forged Hitler diaries discovered 30 odd years ago were penned by his own fair hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the love child of Youtha Joyce and Dick Emery

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

take two

actually runs off energizers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is not looking for bi guys at all at all

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is so relieved to finally give in to her true nature and be nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses swinging as a front for her real secret life of trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uses swinging as a front for her real secret life of trainspotting

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loves Noel Edmunds.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mr benice is the nan in the Blobby suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nan! How very dare you - I'm tellin!

Temptin has a mahooooosive collection of fuck buddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nan! How very dare you - I'm tellin!

Temptin has a mahooooosive collection of fuck buddies."

Likes to fiddle with her tuppence in the hall of mirrors to feel like different differing perverts

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Has installed a two way mirror in said hall to perv on tuppence fiddlers

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Nan! How very dare you - I'm tellin!

Temptin has a mahooooosive collection of fuck buddies."

And again, it's not truth or dare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she is bi and want to fuck Ms Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ate my cats slippers during our last meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They ate my cats slippers during our last meet

they don't like pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They ate my cats slippers during our last meet

they don't like pussy."

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nicest couple I have ever met. Kind warmhearted and ever so sexy

They are not pic collectors honest

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

The frockster is a virgin who enjoys huuuuggggeeee spiders on her boobies.

I've seen the proof, the spiders pierce her nips with flags n stuff, honest!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Nicest couple I have ever met. Kind warmhearted and ever so sexy

They are not pic collectors honest "

Ooops, Pablo is in fact a female called Freda, and likes big hairy arsed men. I've seen it in action! Honest

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Met lulu today at the pride march, how he balances on those six inch platforms I don't know.

Nice tutu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spends too much time in Trafalgar Square.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Met lulu today at the pride march, how he balances on those six inch platforms I don't know.

Nice tutu"

Aww you promised you wouldnt call me a he

Well as for the ones above, I couldnt possibly make something up cos it is ALL TRUE! I tell ya its all true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

read the op

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Held my hand at pride today

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Held my hand at pride today"
hes a frustrated wanker

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Failed nun

Caught stealing the altar wine

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Played Davros in Dr Who.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Works for hmrc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does not fart.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"read the op

I did, I was being sarcastic (trying to be funny)

Sorry didnt mean to offend

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