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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Face mask - it stops spread of germs, but you can blow your nose into it in public to stop you getting a tissue out.

Socks - keep your feet warm, also help when you've run out of loo roll.

Your turn

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Sky remote, great for changing channels & doubles up as a measuring stick

Body spray, great for the pits & a handy alternative for a dildo

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Err... I wouldn't ask this on Fab.

Anything. Your imagination is not the limit.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh "

I thought you were going to BDSM wanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh "

Urgh... That one made me since

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh

Urgh... That one made me since "

*Wince

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh

I thought you were going to BDSM wanking"

Dead hedgehog on each hand as gloves. I'm hard-core

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh "

Suitable for all cheese?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh

Suitable for all cheese? "

Dairylea makes a mess but everything else is game. Post helmet smeg grating tho, the helmet needs dousing with vinegar and lemon juice to seal it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't look at cucumbers in the shop vegetable isle without feeling ashamed yet aroused at the same time

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh

Suitable for all cheese?

Dairylea makes a mess but everything else is game. Post helmet smeg grating tho, the helmet needs dousing with vinegar and lemon juice to seal it "

The mean bitch in me wants to put this into practice now..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?

Uh-huh

Suitable for all cheese?

Dairylea makes a mess but everything else is game. Post helmet smeg grating tho, the helmet needs dousing with vinegar and lemon juice to seal it

The mean bitch in me wants to put this into practice now.. "

I like this version of you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Rolling pin up the arse

Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Rolling pin up the arse

Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg "

How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Rolling pin up the arse

Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg

How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me "

Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Rolling pin up the arse

Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg "

Rolling pin up a table leg?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Rolling pin up the arse

Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg

How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me

Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop "

Once, but I didn't carry the turtle look too well and the vase fell off the table

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Rolling pin up the arse

Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg

How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me

Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop

Once, but I didn't carry the turtle look too well and the vase fell off the table "

I’m taking you shopping to Oak Furniture Land just to see the look on the salesman’s face when we start to size up some of those chunky pegs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Rolling pin up the arse

Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg

How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me

Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop

Once, but I didn't carry the turtle look too well and the vase fell off the table

I’m taking you shopping to Oak Furniture Land just to see the look on the salesman’s face when we start to size up some of those chunky pegs "

Road trip! We could take my draught excluder dong for comparison

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