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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on hit us with your best ones... could do with a giggle today....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This say kissing is the language of love do you want to start a conversation

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I next to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha some of these are brilliant. I genuinely just had one in my inbox like your name must be google because you’re what ive been searching for.

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Excuse me miss, is it true that once a man hears your voice he can't stop himself from falling in love?

She says no, what etc

Proceed to falling in love

But fair warning this has never ever worked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red violets are fine you be the 6 I’ll be the 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a photographer but i can picture me and you together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever heard of an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French Kiss, but down under

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever heard of an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French Kiss, but down under

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not a photographer but i can picture me and you together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you from Ireland? Because my Dick's Dublin

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Is your hair that colour all over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is your hair that colour all over?"

Urgh I get this a lot being redhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er do you come here often?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Does this smell of chloroform ?

Pass them a handkerchief

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Are you from Ireland? Because my Dick's Dublin

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Did you get those pants for 50% off. Because they're 100% off at my place...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Just enough to break the ice.. hi fancy a drink?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Want to come back to mine and watch porn on my widescreen mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you from Ireland? Because my Dick's Dublin

Ahhh... Wrong city. Would you let me see your Derry-ere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here goes

Is your dad's name Jacob cause your a cracker.

Are you a thief cause sure I can see stars in your eyes.

You are either cold or really talented cause looks like you can point in four different directions

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Are you from Ireland? Because my Dick's Dublin

Ahhh... Wrong city. Would you let me see your Derry-ere?

Can you see it now

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Grab your coat love, you've pulled

Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day

I've lost my phone number, can I have yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you religious? Because your the answer to all my prayers

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you £20 I can kiss your mouth without touching your lips.

*show £20*

Lean in and kiss her lips then tell her she wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you from Ireland? Because my Dick's Dublin

Ahhh... Wrong city. Would you let me see your Derry-ere?

Can you see it now

Oooft...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Do you know what my shirt is made from?

Boyfriend material

Can I follow you home? As my parents told me to always follow my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey just checking if you look as good from the front, as you do from behind x

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Heaven must be missing an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I know you? You look like my next girlfriend

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You'll do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, can you check if there is a hole in my jeans pocket?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

If you were a Pokemon

I'd choose you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

If you were a Pokemon

I'd choose you!

Win!!!

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

Lynn

Ask the barmaid for sex on the beach and, "can i have a drink too?"

Worked for me once, she must have been desperate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a knife,

Get in the van!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

If you were a Pokemon

I'd choose you!

Win!!!"

Somehow, it's never actually worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And (as usual for me) I can’t think of a single freaking one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised?

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By *tevenMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

I’m no Fred flinstone but I’ll make your bed rock ????????

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By *napppaMan
over a year ago

London

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd...... probably lose my job at the Library?

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By *urious_Female89Woman
over a year ago

great yarmouth

I actually had a woman in a gaybar purposely spill a bit of water on my lap mid conversation to then say "oh I see that I have made you wet.. maybe you should come back to mine so I can finish you off.."

it was so brazen and I found it hilarious, I didn't go back to hers but we shared a kiss

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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