FabSwingers.com forum: If men had a pussy for a day

By *ottsguy44 OP Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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By * pool 1Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I would be rich !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knowing my luck it,d be on rag week..lol...crude and rude but did you expect owt else..

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot."

0. Wank ourselves stupid mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell myself I've got a headache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you're still a man with it?

Mangina...

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"knowing my luck it,d be on rag week..lol...crude and rude but did you expect owt else..

my luck too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"knowing my luck it,d be on rag week..lol...crude and rude but did you expect owt else..

and if men had periods, they would be bragging about the size of their tampons!!!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

oh i could have bi fun at home without having to go out yipeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word

Sore

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought all the single, straight men seek a pussy for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would stick a party popper in instead of a tampon to see what happens.Or maybe lick my fingers all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would stick a party popper in instead of a tampon to see what happens."

Only men could dare to stick something thats almost classed as a Firework inside their fanny..

Would You Put a Party Popper Up your erse and pull the string !!

dont think so..

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By *now-bbw-bunnyCouple
over a year ago

southend-on-sea

There could have as much fun as there could handle

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