FabSwingers.com forum: Absolutely Useless

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

But interesting

Let's have your useless facts that others might or might not be interesting to others

Made up facts will be admitted of they're awesome

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter “a” when written using letters

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

90% of USA dollar notes in circulation would show traces of cocaine if tested

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"But interesting

Let's have your useless facts that others might or might not be interesting to others

Made up facts will be admitted of they're awesome

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter “a” when written using letters"

One Hundred And One ??

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Hunting unicorns is legal in Michigan

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

On average it takes a guy 143 messages to get a reply on fab

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Rocks are soft until you touch them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single packet of crisps 'use by date' is always a Saturday

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Henry IV (King 1399-1413) preferred to wipe his bum using cotton. (an expensive fabric in England at the time)

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"On average it takes a guy 143 messages to get a reply on fab

I find that number to be inaccurate.

Scientific study suggest its closer to 200!

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Scientifically speaking. We have more knowledge, data and understanding of the theory of evolution compared to any other theory or law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gestation period for a giraffe is 15 months. I never thought I'd need that fact until today. Thanks.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

86.423% of statistics are made up on the spot

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

On a diagram of the solar system to scale, with the Earth reduced to about the diameter of a pea, Jupiter would be over 300 metres away and Pluto would be two and a half kilometres distant (and about the size of a bacterium, so you wouldn’t be able to see it anyway). - Bill Bryson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rocks are soft until you touch them "

I enjoyed learning that Baby Face

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cut off the Willies of all fab men and laid them end to end, it would measure a lot less than they claim it would.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"If you cut off the Willies of all fab men and laid them end to end, it would measure a lot less than they claim it would.

Yes it’s the likes of males like me that let the side down

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

It is illegal to wear, buy or sell camouflage-style clothes in Jamaica, Uganda and Zimbabwe.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"It is illegal to wear, buy or sell camouflage-style clothes in Jamaica, Uganda and Zimbabwe."

Be very difficult to know which shops are breaking the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oranges are actually red

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Oranges are actually red

Lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wombat poop is square

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"The gestation period for a giraffe is 15 months. I never thought I'd need that fact until today. Thanks.

Poor giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa Cakes are not biscuits, they are classified as a cake for tax purposes.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Bananas are naturally straight, but the banana farmers grow them in curved molds because the customers prefer them to be bent.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Banana trees move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana trees move "

When the wind blows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oranges are actually red

Lies!"

Is it though? Apples are also purple

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Butterflies can't walk.

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Oranges are actually red

Lies!

Is it though? Apples are also purple"

More blasphemy!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

All human male penises end to end would reach beyond the moon

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"All human male penises end to end would reach beyond the moon"

If erect of course, which is the hard bit so to speak

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

weebles wobble but they dont fall down

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The same actor (Hugh Keays-Byrne) who played the biker leader in Mad Max (Toecutter) also played the leader in Mad Mad Fury Road (Immortan Joe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All human male penises end to end would reach beyond the moon"

If you believe some of the claimed lengths here, they’d reach the centre of the galaxy....

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"All human male penises end to end would reach beyond the moon

If you believe some of the claimed lengths here, they’d reach the centre of the galaxy....

Yeah I took the NHS average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey vultures can eating rotting and infected carrion due to the strength of their gastric juices.

Their stomach is so strong (lower pH than a lead-acid car battery) that pretty much any bacteria that make it there from the meat they eat are destroyed, keeping the vulture happy and well.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"The same actor (Hugh Keays-Byrne) who played the biker leader in Mad Max (Toecutter) also played the leader in Mad Mad Fury Road (Immortan Joe)"

"Anything I say..... What a wonderful philosophy you have"

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The Queen had the constitutional power to declare war on another country.

It's lucky that she does not d*unk very often.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Rod stewarts first ever record was playing the harmonica on Millies, My Boy lollipop in 1964

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Declan McManus later known by his stage name Elvis Costello sang on the r whites secret lemonade drinker song written by his dad

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Jaffa Cakes are not biscuits, they are classified as a cake for tax purposes.

There is a clue in the name

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Declan McManus later known by his stage name Elvis Costello sang on the r whites secret lemonade drinker song written by his dad"

It was actually his dad that was the singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rod stewarts first ever record was playing the harmonica on Millies, My Boy lollipop in 1964"

Nope! Pete Hogman played harmonica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Declan McManus later known by his stage name Elvis Costello sang on the r whites secret lemonade drinker song written by his dad

It was actually his dad that was the singer"

But Elvis did do the backing vocals

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Declan McManus later known by his stage name Elvis Costello sang on the r whites secret lemonade drinker song written by his dad

It was actually his dad that was the singer

But Elvis did do the backing vocals"

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

The total weight of ants on earth is equal to the total weight of humans!! and the thought makes my skin crawl

yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon is getting smaller,and moving away from the Earth.

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