FabSwingers.com forum: False teeth

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

If you had false teeth - would you hide it from your meet???

Even if they asked if you did - in a nice kind sort of way.....lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate false teeth have a terrible fear of them!!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"i hate false teeth have a terrible fear of them!! "

My fanny had teeth - but they got pulled today and now its bleeding like hell!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate false teeth have a terrible fear of them!!

My fanny had teeth - but they got pulled today and now its bleeding like hell!!!

lol"

Now you are just worrying me lol x

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"i hate false teeth have a terrible fear of them!!

My fanny had teeth - but they got pulled today and now its bleeding like hell!!!

lol

Now you are just worrying me lol x"

its the only reason i can think that i have a continous bleed down there...lol

it used to bite - now it just sucks....lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hate false teeth have a terrible fear of them!!

My fanny had teeth - but they got pulled today and now its bleeding like hell!!!

lol

Now you are just worrying me lol x

its the only reason i can think that i have a continous bleed down there...lol

it used to bite - now it just sucks....lol...."

Aw Honey not good, I had that for 18 months from those bloody implants in your arm !!!! xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"i hate false teeth have a terrible fear of them!!

My fanny had teeth - but they got pulled today and now its bleeding like hell!!!

lol

Now you are just worrying me lol x

its the only reason i can think that i have a continous bleed down there...lol

it used to bite - now it just sucks....lol....

Aw Honey not good, I had that for 18 months from those bloody implants in your arm !!!! xx"

yeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really ?

Had mine taken out in the end and went for the jab - nothing and I mean nothing for 6 years now - total heaven xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Really ?

Had mine taken out in the end and went for the jab - nothing and I mean nothing for 6 years now - total heaven xx"

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

jealous - but happy for you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really ?

Had mine taken out in the end and went for the jab - nothing and I mean nothing for 6 years now - total heaven xx

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

jealous - but happy for you xxx"

Worth talking to the doc about x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't really hide it. Years ago I went out with someone, didn't know he had false teeth, but put it this way, if you kiss and your tongue hits the roof of the mouth.......... you can kinda tell, so guess the moral of the story is, if asked volunteer, you will be found out..........!!

Wouldn't bother me though.......!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

all my teeth are my own and it is entirely up to me if I put them in a glass in the bathroom or beside the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

"
LMAO@serens

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

thanks, that reminds me I mustn't forget the fixadent when I go away tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got all my own in my mouth and as long as partner keeps his clean and fresh, and staying firmly in his mouth, falsies wouldnt worry me.

but no removing purleeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens "

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

"
episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

I don't cook - please explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

What about the episode where he had a bath in the sink pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

I don't cook - please explain

Making them pretty little patterns on the edge of ya pie

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

What about the episode where he had a bath in the sink pmsl"

don't you start taking the Pee out of me and my dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

What about the episode where he had a bath in the sink pmsl

don't you start taking the Pee out of me and my dad!"

HAROLD!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

What about the episode where he had a bath in the sink pmsl

don't you start taking the Pee out of me and my dad!"
what ya gonna do about it then ???? huh????

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

What about the episode where he had a bath in the sink pmsl

don't you start taking the Pee out of me and my dad!

HAROLD!!!!!

thank god for small mercies, you didn't call me Albert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

What about the episode where he had a bath in the sink pmsl

don't you start taking the Pee out of me and my dad!

HAROLD!!!!!

thank god for small mercies, you didn't call me Albert lol"

You diiiiirty old man

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"OMG how rank would that be .... you get upstairs and just start to get all randy and someone leans over pops their teeth out and puts them in a glass .... eeeeewuch!

guess I'm off your to do list then

You don't? I mean you wouldn't? do ya? would ya?

There is only one way you will find out

Have steredent will travel

LMAO@serens

They might come in handy for doing pastry edging

episode of steptoe and son the old man did that i nearly peed my pants laffing

What about the episode where he had a bath in the sink pmsl

don't you start taking the Pee out of me and my dad!

HAROLD!!!!!

thank god for small mercies, you didn't call me Albert lol

You diiiiirty old man

can't argue with that

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

so my wig and wooden leg would be ok but not me teeth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so my wig and wooden leg would be ok but not me teeth lol

Is the wig stapled on and the wooden leg nailed on?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"so my wig and wooden leg would be ok but not me teeth lol

Is the wig stapled on and the wooden leg nailed on?

super glue works wonders lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so my wig and wooden leg would be ok but not me teeth lol

Is the wig stapled on and the wooden leg nailed on?

super glue works wonders lol"

Oh be careful with that stuff .... you might need a wee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a cap once and couldnt get into the dentist till day after and no way was i gonna open me mouth with a front tooth missing.

sooooooooooooooooo

I decided to use superglue. got said cap, got glue on the end and stuck tooth back where it belonged.

Waited a while and moved my finger from said tooth and tested it with me tongue,

Nothing there but a hole ?????

The bloody thing was welded to me finger.

Took me ages to get the little blighter off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost a cap once and couldnt get into the dentist till day after and no way was i gonna open me mouth with a front tooth missing.

sooooooooooooooooo

I decided to use superglue. got said cap, got glue on the end and stuck tooth back where it belonged.

Waited a while and moved my finger from said tooth and tested it with me tongue,

Nothing there but a hole ?????

The bloody thing was welded to me finger.

Took me ages to get the little blighter off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late partner knocked off his front teeth in the line of duty, and wore false teeth.

He would never see me without them, and felt very embarrassed about having to wear them

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