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By *ottsguy44 OP Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice One.

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By *ottsguy44 OP Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

A: E.T. eventually went home!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.

took me a while to get this one as my last 2 gf have shaved and i'm so used to the bald beaver now

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

my ex partner left me cos i have a fetsih for touching all kinds of pasta

im feeling cannaloni now

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs,

a clit round the ear and a flap across the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The makers of GoalRef and Hawk-Eye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.

Apparently it doesn't work with goal posts made from jumpers.

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