FabSwingers.com forum: Next job for Donald trump, should be

By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oscar the Grouch's neighbour (Trump in the trash)

Statler and Waldorf's butler (Humble pie M'luds?)

Whilst he's on the set of The Childrens' Television Workshop, he can chase that poor little green vampire, who loves audits and can screech out "Stop the Count!".

One genuine vote, hahahahahah.....two hundred million genuine votes, hahahahahah.

Or he could get back into wrestling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought he was a good stand up Comedian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could do a TV show giving young entrepreneurs a chance to join his company called The Trainee Twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selling bleach

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

New face for ronseal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't jump to anything yet, he's still got time to have the Russians hack the ballot for him like the last time

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"I wouldn't jump to anything yet, he's still got time to have the Russians hack the ballot for him like the last time

Ooh this is my worry - he’s got one recount hasn’t he I’m

Not tempting fate

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Alan Sugars Tea boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walmart meet and greeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

idiocy coach & consultant

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Selling bleach"

I'll drink to that.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Walmart meet and greeter

That'll be great news for the opposition.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Alan Sugars Tea boy."

Pffffffff! Americans can't make tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School crossing attendant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oscar the Grouch's neighbour (Trump in the trash)

Statler and Waldorf's butler (Humble pie M'luds?)

Whilst he's on the set of The Childrens' Television Workshop, he can chase that poor little green vampire, who loves audits and can screech out "Stop the Count!".

One genuine vote, hahahahahah.....two hundred million genuine votes, hahahahahah.

Or he could get back into wrestling..."

I think he should just be bidin’ his time until the fake tan opportunities come up!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn't jump to anything yet, he's still got time to have the Russians hack the ballot for him like the last time

Ooh this is my worry - he’s got one recount hasn’t he I’m

Not tempting fate "

shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Selling bleach"

The new face of Cillit Bang

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Penitentiary dish washer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison bitch?

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent "

"They" being Donald Trump's imagination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modeling syrups

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

President of the Chinese tourism board

Ambassador for twitter

Big brother competitor

I'm a celebrity competitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison laundry worker

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent

"They" being Donald Trump's imagination?

Even some Republicans are saying there's no evidence for his allegations ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working for Obama. Ohhhhhh he'd hate that.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Putins Butler?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Putins Butler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin's "bitch"? Oh, he already is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppet at the Kremlin

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Putins but plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm spotting a trend now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penitentiary dish washer

Should be this

But fear it will be engineered ‘redemption’ before running again 2024

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

No trump fans then ........?

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

Russian President as he is acting like one lol

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By *hrissielegsTV/TS
over a year ago

Henfield

He will become a dick tator of a small island knobody has heard of and dissappear into obscurity hopefully!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Sewing mail bags.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Boris johnsons au pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showing people how not to put on fake tan,and avoid the tango look

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Boris johnsons au pair "

That sounds like child cruelty

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Tangerine salesman... I am sure he could sell a couple of oranges a year lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

He should strip off, get on all fours, and let Joe and Kamala use him as a bike rack.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"He should strip off, get on all fours, and let Joe and Kamala use him as a bike rack. "

I do not approve of this mental image

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Suicide vest tester

Exterior painter on a submarine

Polar bear tamer

Or he could just open a tanning salon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting Preparation H on Bidens anus.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King of Scotland

( he doesn't even have to build a wall)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Twitter have confirmed, I read earlier, that once no longer the President, the regular rules of Twitter will apply to Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twitter have confirmed, I read earlier, that once no longer the President, the regular rules of Twitter will apply to Trump

and the FBI lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Twitter have confirmed, I read earlier, that once no longer the President, the regular rules of Twitter will apply to Trump

and the FBI lol

Mmhm

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By *igsteve43Man
over a year ago

derby

I'm going for number plate making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slopping out in a prison

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Oscar the Grouch's neighbour (Trump in the trash)

Statler and Waldorf's butler (Humble pie M'luds?)

Whilst he's on the set of The Childrens' Television Workshop, he can chase that poor little green vampire, who loves audits and can screech out "Stop the Count!".

One genuine vote, hahahahahah.....two hundred million genuine votes, hahahahahah.

Or he could get back into wrestling...

I think he should just be bidin’ his time until the fake tan opportunities come up!"

Biden his time, surely?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

I like you!

Just for you and your impeccable taste...

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).

Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

I like you!

Just for you and your impeccable taste...

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).

Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop""

One. One vote. A ha ha *lightning bolt*

The Count comes from Nebraska

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

He has been approached by SHELTER the homeless charity, to be the face for their "It could happen to you" 2021 campaign.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

Would this help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZXRa6Nk1w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald says he might leave the country........ BI-DEN

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Donald says he might leave the country........ BI-DEN"

So long as he doesn't come here. I've heard Pyongyang is nice this time of year

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Donald says he might leave the country........ BI-DEN"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Apparently German public transport were supporting "both".

"am beiden". You'll never guess how "beiden" is pronounced

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

salesman for dark tan spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crash Test DUMMY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should just put him to work building the wall at the Mexican border. All on his own. For as long as it takes. With a crappy hammer and saw. On minimum wage.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Pack chocolate bourbons

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

He has already lined up a role as the new face of cillit bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballet dancer. Stick him in a tutu, he'd be like 1 of those hippos from Fantasia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derek Achora's spokesperson

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

Would this help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZXRa6Nk1w

This is Count von Count counting his own ballot, on Halloween.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Street fake news vendor.....

Fake news....fake news ....get your fake news here

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

He should move to Italy and stand on one of those little stands and direct traffic. They should also play YMCA as he does it, just to keep his momentum going.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Assistant to Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged ... who's aim on life is to insult everyone in the entire universe in the hitchhiker's guide to the universe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hairdresser? ... he'll be able to get hairspray for free

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bricklayer?.. on the Mexican border wall he was going to build

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Great answers.

He should be the face for Florida's OJ producers.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

When Barack Obama gave his goodbye speech: he dropped the mic.

When Donald Trump gives his goodbye speech: he'll drop his dummy.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sesame Street has been laying into poor ol' Donald, for years: just google Ronald Trup and Donald Trump.

We've got Spitting Image, so kiddies listen to the puppets as the know better than the real muppets, who are in charge.

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By *oshker71Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Slopping out his prison cell.

Racist proven

Rape allegations

Tax avoidance

Children Charity money stolen

Jeffrey Epstein links

Just lock the fucker up along with his kookie family good fucking riddance...oh karma is a bitch.

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

#BringBackTrump

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By *assageGiverMan
over a year ago

Kettering

No way he will run again in 2024, too many legal cases and prosecutions will expose the truth of his activities between now and then.

Sewing Mail bags I agree with earlier poster lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Advisor to Dominic Cummings.

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Brick layer, hes so fond of building walls.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Face of Tetley bitter.

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By *roovytodgerMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent "

All that proves is that even dead people hate trump.

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"Brick layer, hes so fond of building walls. "

Golden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hermes and DPD are looking for drivers i hear

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When Barack Obama gave his goodbye speech: he dropped the mic.

When Donald Trump gives his goodbye speech: he'll drop his dummy."

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There is a scenario where he could be a man who can't be investigated

An out going president is allowed to pardon people of all their crimes and can no longer be investigated for them.

Donald could step down next month, leaving the vice president as the out going president.

He could then pardon Trump.

It's a scary country.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There is a scenario where he could be a man who can't be investigated

An out going president is allowed to pardon people of all their crimes and can no longer be investigated for them.

Donald could step down next month, leaving the vice president as the out going president.

He could then pardon Trump.

It's a scary country."

The Hill had an article on this, yes

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Maybe he could be a hostage negotiator.

Most worrying thing is that he still has access to nukes until he leaves.

Wonder if he will vacuum and leave the place spick and span for Joe, if Joe lives that long of course.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Human shield

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Chippendales stripper for ladies hen nights

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A wig maker

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Take him around the worlds schools in a cage like the traveling circus years ago

To teach the children never to let it happen again

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Clown

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Trustee in the Prison Library x

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

He could be Russia Today's new political correspondant.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"He could be Russia Today's new political correspondant."

He'd fit right in in terms of credibility

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Or if he wants some fresh air, then the US Coastguard is looking for a new orange and white buoy/foghorn, to float out around Alcatraz. He's already colour co-ordinated.

There, he can see the prison and warn passing ships of the rocks nearby, every time it gets foggy!

"Fake Neeeeeeeews!" "Fake Neeeeeeeews!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Or if he wants some fresh air, then the US Coastguard is looking for a new orange and white buoy/foghorn, to float out around Alcatraz. He's already colour co-ordinated.

There, he can see the prison and warn passing ships of the rocks nearby, every time it gets foggy!

"Fake Neeeeeeeews!" "Fake Neeeeeeeews!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fbi most wanted

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

He could also have a cameo role in 'Orange is the new black' and he could be a transgender prisoner's pet bitch.

...Anyone one see where the guard's baton and cuffs went?

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Mind you... he'll probably barge his way onto Matha's Vineyard as a producer of white wine.

What will he call it? The Whitehouse, of course.

What type will it be? House white.

What will it taste of? Sour grapes, well what else where you expecting.

Bottom's up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Mind you... he'll probably barge his way onto Matha's Vineyard as a producer of white wine.

What will he call it? The Whitehouse, of course.

What type will it be? House white.

What will it taste of? Sour grapes, well what else where you expecting.

Bottom's up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carrying out covid-19 tests

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Mind you... he'll probably barge his way onto Matha's Vineyard as a producer of white wine.

What will he call it? The Whitehouse, of course.

What type will it be? House white.

What will it taste of? Sour grapes, well what else where you expecting.

Bottom's up

You'll love it: it's harsh, has no character whatsoever and leaves a foul taste in your mouth afterwards.

Chin-chin.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Maybe he could be a hostage negotiator.

Most worrying thing is that he still has access to nukes until he leaves.

Wonder if he will vacuum and leave the place spick and span for Joe, if Joe lives that long of course.

"Suck it up Trumpy, suck it up!"

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

I like you!

Just for you and your impeccable taste...

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).

Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop""

Update...Trump dumped

By Kermit the Frog and Sesame street news.

(Roll credits) (Voice over) (Slideshow and graphics)

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the number 76.

I've loved this post and reading Swing's responces. Great to put a smile on a face or two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advertiser for wotsits? Carrots? Skinny tan?

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Advertiser for wotsits? Carrots? Skinny tan? "

Donald's never heard of Wotsits, nor has he ever been skinny, so he'll have to make do with Cheetos instead.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

I like you!

Just for you and your impeccable taste...

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).

Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop"

Update...Trump dumped

By Kermit the Frog and Sesame street news.

(Roll credits) (Voice over) (Slideshow and graphics)

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the number 76.

I've loved this post and reading Swing's responces. Great to put a smile on a face or two!

I love it, thank you

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Keeper of the stool for Joe biden

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Keeper of the stool for Joe biden

"
:

Yeah, he's good and putting out crap.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this

I like you!

Just for you and your impeccable taste...

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).

Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop"

Update...Trump dumped

By Kermit the Frog and Sesame street news.

(Roll credits) (Voice over) (Slideshow and graphics)

"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the number 76.

I've loved this post and reading Swing's responces. Great to put a smile on a face or two!

I love it, thank you

You're welcome and your kind words speak volumes...a 1, a2, a1, 2, 3, 4.

Sunny days

Sweeping the clouds away

On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to sesame street

Come and play

Everything's a-okay

Family neighbors friends

That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to--

Sunny days

Sweeping the clouds away

On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to sesame street

Come and play

Everything's a-okay

Family neighbors friends

That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to sesame street

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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over a year ago

Fabswingers admin

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over a year ago

He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread

Asking for Donald trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Building that wall he bleated on about..?

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Building that wall he bleated on about..?"

New series of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet?

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Fabswingers admin "

Trump doesn't do silence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure he had a reasonably successful career in something... oh yes property.

I think he will be OK

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Pretty sure he had a reasonably successful career in something... oh yes property.

I think he will be OK "

Pretty successful, except for the four bankruptcies and the hundreds of millions of dollars of debt. The irony of putting wanting a businessman in charge of the country is that he is actually a mediocre one at best.

My vote for his future career is as a test receptacle for dildos. That way at least some Americans can do to him what he's been doing to Americans for the last few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty sure he had a reasonably successful career in something... oh yes property.

I think he will be OK

My vote for his future career is as a test receptacle for dildos. That way at least some Americans can do to him what he's been doing to Americans for the last few years. "

I’m sure he will be on the blower soon to you asking for business advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

President of the USA ????

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

"President of the USA ????"

Couldn’t agree more

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"President of the USA ????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he would be a great Rangers owner

He could build a wall to keep the Irish out

or build a boat to send the Celtic fans to Ireland

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread

Asking for Donald trump "

He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I think he would be a great Rangers owner

He could build a wall to keep the Irish out

or build a boat to send the Celtic fans to Ireland

Now, now play nice!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread

Asking for Donald trump

He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website. "

Debts or incoming legal fees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His next role could be acting as a cautionary tale.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"His next role could be acting as a cautionary tale."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

advert for an an explosion in a mattress factory due to his hair

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Nancy pelosi's fluffer !

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread

Asking for Donald trump

He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website.

Debts or incoming legal fees?"

BOTH!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread

Asking for Donald trump

He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website.

Debts or incoming legal fees?"

Apparently the fine print splits it

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread

Asking for Donald trump

He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website.

Debts or incoming legal fees?

Apparently the fine print splits it"

He's not splitting that bill, with me.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Duplo Bricks want him as their demonstrator...to replace the face of an average 3 year old.

"Playing these bricks is so simple, even an ex-president can build walls with them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in the prison library might be a help...

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

It's the muppet show; with our special guest star Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney. (cue intro music and curtain)...

It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup

It's time to dress up right

It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we always come here

I guess we'll never know

It's like a kind of torture

To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started

Why don't you get things started

It's time to get things started

On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational

This is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)

Thank you, thank you and welcome to The Muppet Show.

We are going to have a wonderful show for you tonight: we are very excited around here as our guest is one of Philadelphia's most plain speaking leaders and here he is now ladies and gentlemen...Mr Jim Kenney.

Yaaaaaaay!

**************************************************

I've just come down

From the Isle of Skye

I'm not very big and I'm awful shy

And the lassies shout when I go by

Donald, where's your troosers

[Chorus:]

Let the wind blow high

Let the wind blow low

Through the streets

In my kilt, I'll go

All the lassies say hello

Donald, where's your troosers

A lassie took me to a ball

And it was slippery in the hall

And I was feared that I would fall

For I had nae on my troosers

[Repeat Chorus]

Now I went down to London Town

And I had some fun in the underground

The ladies turned their heads around

Saying, Donald, where are your trousers

[Repeat Chorus]

To wear the kilt is my delight

It is not wrong I know it's right

The Highlanders would get a fright

If they saw me in the trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A live target for an isis firing squad

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

He could play Gollum in the new lord of the rings TV series.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He would make a great wrestler.

His acting is up to scratch and I bet loads would love to get in the ring with him.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

He would make a great wrestler.

His acting is up to scratch and I bet loads would love to get in the ring with him."

Funny you should mention that. I hope the Secret Service sanction a rematch.

Sit back and stuff yer mouth with popcorn. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeVcVBW_CE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkHqCEu9ogs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not leaving. He tweeted today that he won.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Wash the great wall of China..

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Burned"

Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?

As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Model"

Yes.

For rifle range target paper.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wash the great wall of China.. "

I think he needs to do a bit of repointing as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea"

...And he has to go live there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burned

Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?

As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today."

He wouldn't be running around out of control, he'd be chained to a stake somewhere public.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea

...And he has to go live there

And have a holiday home in Somalia too, somewhere on the coast: nice!

"Pirates? Nah, I'm nowhere the Caribbean. You guys ain't real pirates. You're fake pirates."

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Burned

Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?

As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today.

He wouldn't be running around out of control, he'd be chained to a stake somewhere public."

His killer wig, is what I'm worried about.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea

...And he has to go live there

In a Wuhan lab

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea

...And he has to go live there

In a Wuhan lab"

Where he can play with his new pet Covey and his family.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Burned

Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?

As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today."

Sweep them and it'll all be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this isn't on theme, but I wouldn't mind Kamala Harris doing me with a strapon.

...just saying...

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A new job as a Deluded dildo?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ooooo, just thought of another: TRUMP - "THE BOUNTY HUNTER."

Where he fucks up in Mexico, just like DOG - The bounty Hunter!!!!

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I know this isn't on theme, but I wouldn't mind Kamala Harris doing me with a strapon.

...just saying...

Will you be using Trumpy, as a wobbly orange cushion?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know this isn't on theme, but I wouldn't mind Kamala Harris doing me with a strapon.

...just saying...

Will you be using Trumpy, as a wobbly orange cushion?"

That makes celibacy much easier

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hodor.

That's what he'll be doing when they come to evict him.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A binman

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

He should sell sea shells by the sea shore on a deserted island with a wall around it.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Lead singer in a Mexican Mariachi band and forced to sing in Mexican, in Mexico!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A drag queen

Have you seen the way he dances

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Hodor.

That's what he'll be doing when they come to evict him. "

Pffffff!

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Lead singer in a Mexican Mariachi band and forced to sing in Mexican, in Mexico!

La lala la lala la lala,...

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A drag queen

Have you seen the way he dances"

Nope, I'm too scared.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Hairspray salesman

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A live target for an isis firing squad "

There's somebody at the door.

Knock, knock!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx2ALvPYbfA

Ready, aim, FIRE!

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