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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've not been sleeping so well this week and I'm ouchy and a bit sad and my get up and go fucked off...

But I need to pack...and do some laundry...

Or I need someone to do it for me...

Failing that...hugs anyone?

Lu

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By *ich GuyMan
over a year ago

lichfield

Happy to send you a big hug, I’m crap at packing.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Free for hugs lovely and need them too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of spare hugs here ... but just in case the Peak District is too far I can recommend Audiobooks. Stephen Fry's Mythos gets me to sleep in 10mins. I've learned very little about Greek Mythology though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hug from a wookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling this. Big huge snuggles for you Lu

I'm supposed to be doing shit too, guessing my motivation fucked off with yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d offer but I’m rubbish at folding clothes.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm feeling so pained lately and my oooommmpppffff has done one. So I now what you mean. Sending you hugs and the fairies to do all your work.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to send you a big hug, I’m crap at packing. "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free for hugs lovely and need them too x "

Thanks beaut! Sending plenty of giggles to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty of spare hugs here ... but just in case the Peak District is too far I can recommend Audiobooks. Stephen Fry's Mythos gets me to sleep in 10mins. I've learned very little about Greek Mythology though."

I find him fascinating...i could little to him for hours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big hug from a wookie "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

You can borrow me but I'm crap at packing and laundry. Can't remember the last time I picked an iron up. Hugs it'll have to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling this. Big huge snuggles for you Lu

I'm supposed to be doing shit too, guessing my motivation fucked off with yours. "

Thank you sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d offer but I’m rubbish at folding clothes. "

What use are you to me then?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling so pained lately and my oooommmpppffff has done one. So I now what you mean. Sending you hugs and the fairies to do all your work.

Jo.Xx "

I don't have any fairies...but I'm returning the hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plenty of spare hugs here ... but just in case the Peak District is too far I can recommend Audiobooks. Stephen Fry's Mythos gets me to sleep in 10mins. I've learned very little about Greek Mythology though.

I find him fascinating...i could little to him for hours!"

He's reading Sherlock Holmes to me at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal? "

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can borrow me but I'm crap at packing and laundry. Can't remember the last time I picked an iron up. Hugs it'll have to be "

I don't iron!

I'll take some huggles tho! Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty of spare hugs here ... but just in case the Peak District is too far I can recommend Audiobooks. Stephen Fry's Mythos gets me to sleep in 10mins. I've learned very little about Greek Mythology though.

I find him fascinating...i could little to him for hours!

He's reading Sherlock Holmes to me at the moment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having? "

Parma ham wrapped chicken breast stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes, lardons of smoked bacon, basil and mozzarella cheese served on a bed of lemon infused cous-cous with a reduced red wine and tomato sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having?

Parma ham wrapped chicken breast stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes, lardons of smoked bacon, basil and mozzarella cheese served on a bed of lemon infused cous-cous with a reduced red wine and tomato sauce."

*droooooool*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having?

Parma ham wrapped chicken breast stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes, lardons of smoked bacon, basil and mozzarella cheese served on a bed of lemon infused cous-cous with a reduced red wine and tomato sauce.

*droooooool*

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a hug x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having?

Parma ham wrapped chicken breast stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes, lardons of smoked bacon, basil and mozzarella cheese served on a bed of lemon infused cous-cous with a reduced red wine and tomato sauce.

*droooooool*

"

Set my place...

I'll be along presently...

Should I bring dessert? Wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sending a hug x"

Thanks lovely

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm feeling so pained lately and my oooommmpppffff has done one. So I now what you mean. Sending you hugs and the fairies to do all your work.

Jo.Xx

I don't have any fairies...but I'm returning the hugs "

Most appreciated lovely Lu.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having?

Parma ham wrapped chicken breast stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes, lardons of smoked bacon, basil and mozzarella cheese served on a bed of lemon infused cous-cous with a reduced red wine and tomato sauce.

*droooooool*

Set my place...

I'll be along presently...

Should I bring dessert? Wine? "

Panna cotta with strawberry coulie is a good dessert to follow it, wine would be nice, maybe a little bit of soft moaning too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind packing, I will do it for you babe and you can natter to me and talk through all the shit and nonsense with me over a cuppa and biscuits. Get it all out of your system.

A hug is compulsory from me

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having?

Parma ham wrapped chicken breast stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes, lardons of smoked bacon, basil and mozzarella cheese served on a bed of lemon infused cous-cous with a reduced red wine and tomato sauce.

*droooooool*

Set my place...

I'll be along presently...

Should I bring dessert? Wine?

Panna cotta with strawberry coulie is a good dessert to follow it, wine would be nice, maybe a little bit of soft moaning too! "

I'll make plenty of yummy noises if the food's good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't mind packing, I will do it for you babe and you can natter to me and talk through all the shit and nonsense with me over a cuppa and biscuits. Get it all out of your system.

A hug is compulsory from me

Her x"

You're an angel

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Laundry - no

Pack - yeah I can throw things in

Booby hugs - oh most definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hang on i want to pack for you but i will need to iron it all first as it takes less room in the case (See i am an expert lol) i dont mind sharing the task though and ohhh one last thing i promise i wont fondle your underwear lol

Big hugs hun xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm crap at packing, but I'll give you a nice head rub, get you off for a nap then work on your laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty adept in the kitchen, can I cook you a lovely warming, comforting meal?

Ooooohhh!

Now this is an offer I like the sound of! What we having?

Parma ham wrapped chicken breast stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes, lardons of smoked bacon, basil and mozzarella cheese served on a bed of lemon infused cous-cous with a reduced red wine and tomato sauce.

*droooooool*

Set my place...

I'll be along presently...

Should I bring dessert? Wine?

Panna cotta with strawberry coulie is a good dessert to follow it, wine would be nice, maybe a little bit of soft moaning too!

I'll make plenty of yummy noises if the food's good "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my goodness I am an expert packer.

If we weren’t in lockdown I'd definitely come and help you.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Il cuddle you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laundry - no

Pack - yeah I can throw things in

Booby hugs - oh most definitely. "

I'll take what I can get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hang on i want to pack for you but i will need to iron it all first as it takes less room in the case (See i am an expert lol) i dont mind sharing the task though and ohhh one last thing i promise i wont fondle your underwear lol

Big hugs hun xx"

I don't think I own an iron

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm crap at packing, but I'll give you a nice head rub, get you off for a nap then work on your laundry "

You're good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All my goodness I am an expert packer.

If we weren’t in lockdown I'd definitely come and help you. "

You're a sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available for hugs whilst someone else does your packing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Il cuddle you "

*SWOON*

*be cool Lu...ffs be cool*

Oh hey Belle... I'd love a cuddle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Available for hugs whilst someone else does your packing."

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazing at packing.. You are not exactly around the corner tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help the packers! I'm an awesome packer and just batch cooked cinnamon cookies so I'll bring cookies too ...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

What you packing for..where you going?

And of course bring it in..a big big hug for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll make you a nice hot brew and we can watch everyone pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm amazing at packing.. You are not exactly around the corner tho! "

Damn location!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll help the packers! I'm an awesome packer and just batch cooked cinnamon cookies so I'll bring cookies too ... "

Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you packing for..where you going?

And of course bring it in..a big big hug for you xx"

Going to buddy up with a friend for lockdown 2.0.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll make you a nice hot brew and we can watch everyone pack "

I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Get on with it woman

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What you packing for..where you going?

And of course bring it in..a big big hug for you xx

Going to buddy up with a friend for lockdown 2.0.

Thank you "

Great..at least you're not going to be on your own.

Now get packing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get on with it woman "

I'm doing it!

(Actually am...not just being sassy )

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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What are you packing for? I love packing but sadly I can't be fucked now. If you make me a cup of tea I'll get someone else to do it for us whilst wearing a minion outfit though.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get on with it woman

I'm doing it!

(Actually am...not just being sassy )"

Hell yeah!

Mainly cos I don't like you being sassy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes, stop fucking around on here with this bollocks and get the fuck ready !!!!

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you packing for? I love packing but sadly I can't be fucked now. If you make me a cup of tea I'll get someone else to do it for us whilst wearing a minion outfit though."

I'm going to buddy up for lockdown...

Totally in...you had me at minion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get on with it woman

I'm doing it!

(Actually am...not just being sassy )

Hell yeah!

Mainly cos I don't like you being sassy "

Lies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, stop fucking around on here with this bollocks and get the fuck ready !!!!

J "

Yes Sir

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Il cuddle you

*SWOON*

*be cool Lu...ffs be cool*

Oh hey Belle... I'd love a cuddle! "

Ohh Lu it would be my pleasure

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Would you like a cock pic to cheer you up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Il cuddle you

*SWOON*

*be cool Lu...ffs be cool*

Oh hey Belle... I'd love a cuddle!

Ohh Lu it would be my pleasure "

(you're all seeing this right?! I'm not daydreaming again? )

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