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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole

my son was at school and in one of his lessons a teacher asked them you must give 3 reasons why you should be allowed to enter heaven i dont think class went very well as they all got half hr detention! but what would your 3 answers be??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got people waiting for me there.

I'm a good person.

I'd make a great harp tuner.

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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole

lol harp tuner love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wanna go to heaven. I am scared of heights and won't know anyone up there

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

my mums waiting for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like heights

I dont like flying

And I dont drink redbull!!

Ive got no chance!!

Oh and wheres me damn keys gone??!!

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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole

my mate has a lighter that says heaven doesnt want me and hells scared ill take over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must get in cos ...............

heaven would be missing an angel without me ...........

there are only three steps to heaven and I can do three ................

and am knock knock knocking on heavens door ...............

halo wearing in anticipation lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I die I,ll go to heaven anyway..because I've spent my life in hell...well I haven't but it sounds good..lol..on another note I can't believe there still pushing this religious nonesense in schools..its about as believable as lord of the rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am more of a take you to heaven kind of guy

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

how much is it to get in

what time does the orgy start

and where are the condoms kept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how much is it to get in

what time does the orgy start

and where are the condoms kept "

When you find out, let us know

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

lol

see you in the other place

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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole


"how much is it to get in

what time does the orgy start

and where are the condoms kept

"

hahaha yes love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol

see you in the other place "

At least I will have company. It looks like more fun anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol

see you in the other place "

I am alternating between both so as to make sure I meet up with everyone

never one to miss an opportunity me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have too much sex in hell

Mr would have too much sex in hell

Everyone would want to go to hell from then on as we would turn that place into a big orgy

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

lol well it looks like hell is the place to be

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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole


"I'd have too much sex in hell

Mr would have too much sex in hell

Everyone would want to go to hell from then on as we would turn that place into a big orgy

"
isnt that already going on??

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

lmao yes i have been selling the tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure any amount of reasoning on my part is going to make them open the pearly gates for me lol

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

The only reason I wont be going is there is no such thing... not amusing I know but true... sorry.

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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole


"lmao yes i have been selling the tickets "

pmsl 2 please

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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole


"The only reason I wont be going is there is no such thing... not amusing I know but true... sorry. "
how do you know that

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

he has been to heaven , he was to goody to shoes and they kicked him out see you in the other place

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By *uyuksno1 OP   Man
over a year ago

poole

PMSL SEE YOU THERE!!!

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