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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For some strange reason my dog has taken to curling up behind the curtain, he's not exactly well hidden as he's a huge lump, but it's so funny when he peeps out from underneath it .... he looks like a kid playing hide and seek.

What daft things do your pets do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our dog often, when on the sofa has a big stretch and falls off, very funny to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Westie does his bollocks every time Barbara Windsor is on TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Westie does his bollocks every time Barbara Windsor is on TV "

I take it he's more of a Southender than an Eastender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Westie does his bollocks every time Barbara Windsor is on TV

I take it he's more of a Southender than an Eastender. "

i like to think he just sees a fellow blonde dog on TV and is telling her to get out of his house!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if mine run thro one more muddly puddle with a paw raised in a fuck you fashion.....

they will stuffed and wall mounted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if mine run thro one more muddly puddle with a paw raised in a fuck you fashion.....

they will stuffed and wall mounted "

share your pain with this, an acre large field with one small puddle right at the other end, and guess where they head first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got a guinea pig who lays like baby when picked up

The other one does a good impression of a zombie out of thriller

Lol love them boys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our dog is tiny, smaller than a cat.

she barks at everyone who goes past the gate, only if they come in the gate or to the door, she just goes up to them, and licks their legs, sticks her bum in the air and waddles it about wanting to be made a fuss of and to play.

Also when she sees dogs who are much biger than her on leads, she starts barking and snarling at them.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my wonderful much loved mongrel of a dog has just come back from a walk down the local riverside caked in mud and jumped straight onto my lovely freshly changed white bed grrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My doodle is walked on the beach but hates getting wet, he'll even walk round or jump over a puddle and refuses point blank to go in the sea ..... the other dog won't stay out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when my dog farts and makes himself jump

It never fails to make me laugh

Till the smell hits me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love it when my dog farts and makes himself jump

It never fails to make me laugh

Till the smell hits me "

.... funny how they give you 'the look' as if it was your fault.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My wee boy cat twines himself round my legs and then just kinda throws himself on his back so he can have his tummy tickled.....he also jumps onto the bed, licks my nose, turns round and sticks his arse in my face - that bit's maybe not so amusing

He and my older lady cat can be happily curled up together on the settee or bed then one will start "grooming" the other, starts off gentle then goes aggressive, next thing there's this screeching, yowling 8 legged, 2 tailed whirling dervish spinning faster than the fecking Hadron Collider....I'm sure they've isolated the Higgs Bosun particle millions of times before!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My pussy meows until I let her under the duvet where she curls up to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband had a boxer dog that was daft as a brush...he once ate a box of tea bags and a pound of suger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat's gone now, but for years he never meowed but it always looked so cute when he would do that Homer Simpson excited thing of stepping from one paw to the other everytime we opened a tin of tuna

He also loved playing under the floorboards, and would reappear hours later with his whiskers covered in cobwebs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband had a boxer dog that was daft as a brush...he once ate a box of tea bags and a pound of suger."

i used to have a boxer that was loopy, i remember when my daughter was a little girl we did her a party for her birthday, i think she was about 3, it was july and a lovely day so we had hired a bouncy castle, put the pool out, did all the food, put the dog in the bedroom as you couldnt have him round kids because he played skittles with them

Anyway i was doing the last touches to the party, had a BBQ outside and all the kids stuff inside, heard the first knock on the door so as went to let them in, as i walked thro the kitched the bloody dog had managed to open the bedroom door and was stood right up on the table eating all the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband had a boxer dog that was daft as a brush...he once ate a box of tea bags and a pound of suger.

i used to have a boxer that was loopy, i remember when my daughter was a little girl we did her a party for her birthday, i think she was about 3, it was july and a lovely day so we had hired a bouncy castle, put the pool out, did all the food, put the dog in the bedroom as you couldnt have him round kids because he played skittles with them

Anyway i was doing the last touches to the party, had a BBQ outside and all the kids stuff inside, heard the first knock on the door so as went to let them in, as i walked thro the kitched the bloody dog had managed to open the bedroom door and was stood right up on the table eating all the food "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our old dog caught the smell of our neighbour's bbq and went for it. He grabbed the most expensive piece of meat on offer - a huge fillet - which was probably bigger than him and ran off with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we've got a cockatiel that eats your breakfast and drinks your tea... he also pecks at the cups like a demented drummer and slowly walks around the breakfast table like a chicken...

mad bird!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog watches tv/films and always looks like he's well into the storyline. I don't actually know what's going on in his mind though lol.

He does go overboard with barking sometimes if there's animals or violence on though. Even raised voices get him going sometimes.

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