FabSwingers.com forum: where is the strangest place you have spent the night (as in sleeping)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've done some strange ones on my travels..but I'm not letting on until I see some of yours..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Not very strange but I want to know yours so here's mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere quiet & secluded, but not always lol. Otherwise in me bed in the back of my Astra / Escort van that I had many moons ago, Gd ole days!! If you gotta .......... or sleep, sometimes just wherever the mood or time or place / amount of petrol / Diesel takes you, drove for miles & miles sometimes, parked up....... slept, then woke up to find im round the back of local police station!! Yeah the bastards thought me van had been abandoned and towed it back!! LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a sleeping bag on a rock ledge about 600 feet up a cliff face.

rock climbing many years ago and got caught in a freak fog that dropped in minutes..

couldnt see more than about 10 feet so we laid up on a ledge and waited but it didnt lift. so we pegged our bags to the rock face and had a couple of hours kip..

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

When I uni, many years ago we all went out in Manchester to Revolution, I ended up asleep stood up next to one of the speakers, the bass flowing out of it was very soothing. Only woke up when bouncers shook me thinking I was pissed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not very strange but I want to know yours so here's mine...

Went out with a house mate at uni, got back and forgot our keys. Our other house mates were on teacher training and we were scared of waking them up so decided to sleep in our tin porch. It was the middle of winter and we weren't exactly dressed for outdoor sleeping lol "
..anywhere and everywhere..I'm not listing all of them people think I'm freaky enough already without adding fuel to the fire..put it this way think of somewhere chances are I've slept there..a good one was last year in scotland it was a boathouse..nice and dry outa the rain..until the middle of the night when the tide came in..woke up just in time water lapping around my feet..oh I'm not some down and out by the way..hounest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Road side benches, vans, cars, woods, drag strip.

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By *NicenNaughteyCouple
over a year ago

Preston

years ago went out on an xmas do in sheffield busting for the toilet called into the novotel nipped into the loo in there and before i knew it it was 8.20am lol needless to say had no feeling in my legs and was very stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 17, I got VERY VERY VERY VERY pissed on whiskey and, along with a few others, spent the night sleeping it off on an allotment.....

Woken by a couple of old guys giving their marrows a good hoeing......

... and that's not a eupehmism so far as I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a lift, waverly station, and no it wasn't stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Road side benches, ......................... drag strip. "

Drag Strip? Hmmm..... gold lame off-the-shoulder number with the peep-toe sling-backs was it??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the infield at silverstone race track while listening to status quo who were playing on stage after the F1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capetown railway station also a prostitutes bed with her mother knitting on a chair in the same room while d*unk in the Seychelles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine once went out on the lash one night & couldn't get home as he'd missed the last taxis so he slept in the bin outside where he worked.

He simply got up, had a cuppa tea in the greasy spoon opposite & went to work the next day.

It worked out so well that he did it again, several times in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a bed made of rope and wood. On someones roof. In India.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thailand, NYE 2010. On a river bank that was only accessable after 3 hours of white water rafting as the river ran through a ravine.

Close second, top of a sand dune in the sahara.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one did not happen to me, but to a guy I worked with at a cab company when I first started 12 years ago.

'John' had been up and down to airports for 28hrs straight without a break. He had been popping ProPlus tablets (VERY dangerous - never do it peeps, if you're driving) to stay awake. On the way back from Heathrow he phoned the office to say he was falling asleep at the wheel and that he was pulling in to Clacketts Lane services on the M25 for 'an hours' kip...

When he hadn't made contact with the office NINE hours later, they called the Police.

John was woken up some 18 hours later by two motorcycle cops tapping on the window of his Mondeo estate with their truncheons.....

They had found him nearly five hours earlier but as he was 'sleeping like a baby' and they knew he wasn't dead cos the windows were steamed up, decided to let him sleep it off. They only woke him after the Services Manager insisted they did so after getting a number of concerned motorists telling him about a man in car 'snoring like a horse'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one did not happen to me, but to a guy I worked with at a cab company when I first started 12 years ago.

When he hadn't made contact with the office NINE hours later, they called the Police.

John was woken up some 18 hours later by two motorcycle cops tapping on the window of his Mondeo estate with their truncheons.....

that is, without doubt, the funniest thing I've read in ages!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one did not happen to me, but to a guy I worked with at a cab company when I first started 12 years ago.

When he hadn't made contact with the office NINE hours later, they called the Police.

John was woken up some 18 hours later by two motorcycle cops tapping on the window of his Mondeo estate with their truncheons.....

that is, without doubt, the funniest thing I've read in ages!!! lol "

My pleasure.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Road side benches, ......................... drag strip.

Drag Strip? Hmmm..... gold lame off-the-shoulder number with the peep-toe sling-backs was it??????

Not bloody likely!

It was the warmest, stickiest, smoothest tarmac I've ever slept on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of a football pitch near the goal post lol don't ask lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i woke up in the middle of a front garden once

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

On a bench on a railway platform at St. Gaurhausen in Germany on my way to a festival.

Underneath my mate's van after the sunrise on midsummers morn at Castlerigg stone circle in Cumbria.

In a motel corridor that some 40 of us had mobbed and dossed down in, after a festival in Germany...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car boot........got some funny looks off the neighbour when I got out the next morning

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

outside a shop on the high street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Road side benches, ......................... drag strip.

Drag Strip? Hmmm..... gold lame off-the-shoulder number with the peep-toe sling-backs was it??????

Not bloody likely!

It was the warmest, stickiest, smoothest tarmac I've ever slept on

Hmmmmm..... Tarmac fetishist are we??? Oh well, each to their own, that's what I say....

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

( Going bk to my previous post ) Just wasnt too impressed that my van had an 'ABONED VEHICLE, POLICE AWARE NOTICE' stuck on the windscreen and the fact we either had:-

1. Been so knackered we didnt hear the police stick the sticker on or tow us back, as it was at least a two hour drive away from our local. Gd job we didnt get up to find out where we were or get out for loo or somink to eat??!!

2. The 'filth' just couldnt be bothered / thought maybe it was funny not to wake us and tow us back?? We where then not best pleased to open the van doors to find we in a police Compound. Lets just say we had lots of expliaing to do!! LOL. Mind you I think it may have been the Farmer who couldnt get passed us to feed his animals etc. as we'd parked up down a little dirt track in the middle of knowhere!! Dont ask, we had no idea where we were or how we got there!! It was kinda good though because at least I didnt have to drive back as was low on fuel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered this one from years back. A guy I worked with was renowned for 'popping into London' for an evening out with his old work crowd and coming home worse for wear.

On one occasion, he was so 'worse for wear' that he fell asleep on the train back to Barnehurst and collapsed on the floor out of sight of anyone trying to board the train. This was in the days of single 'slam-door' compartment carriages, so he wouldn't have been disturbed.

He slept so soundly that he was eventually woken by the cleaner in Slade Green marshalling yard at about 4.30am......

But..... as he was concluding relaying this torrid tale to all of us in the office, a guy at the back of the room who always kept himself to himself (and who we thought was a bit of a weirdo) strolled up and said 'Heard your tale. Perhaps you would like to know where you went last night.....?' and handed him a slip of paper.

On it were the EXACT train movemments, times and destinations the train this guy had fallen asleep on, had done the previous night before ending up in the marshalling yard!!!

He had been to..... Canterbury, Gillingham (twice), Sidcup and then Slade Green yard - plus all the stations en route.

And not one person woke him up......

Turned out the guy at the back of the office was a train 'buff' and had an encylcopedic knowledge of the South East train timetable!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"( Going bk to my previous post ) Just wasnt too impressed that my van had an 'ABONED VEHICLE, POLICE AWARE NOTICE' stuck on the windscreen and the fact we either had:-

There are so many holes in this story I don't know where to begin... But a vehicle is only abandoned if it is untaxed or has been left a lot longer than overnight. In the circumstances you descibe it is almost certainly not lifted by the police, nor taken back to a police station and not overnight. And if you were so d*unk that you slept through being lifted an moved you would have almost certainly been arrested...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi 2wheels.

Its ok, I can handle being wrong or critized, people can judge rightfully or wrongfully on things, were all human, we all make mistakes etc. and I am not normally fussed when things are picked up on, when I post. However I seem to just want to pick up and maybe high light a few things to help you correct the 'Holes' in my story.

Yes I know I also spelt 'ABANDONED' Wrong, lol.

Ok, I appreciate your concern in my 'Holes' in my story.

However, i did happen, I havent got the witness as a GF anymore, ( long time ago, things, circumstances & people change )I wasnt d*unk and I did state

'Mind you I think it may have been the Farmer who couldnt get passed us to feed his animals etc. as we'd parked up down a little dirt track in the middle of knowhere!!' Im gathering the Farmer must have contacted the police, on more than 1 occassion as farmers are very busy people and have a lot of things to do like animals to feed, crops to harvest, well yeah Im sure you get the picture. So on the next attempt the farmer must have contacted the police again. The police had then maybe sent out a panda car to label vehicle as they ob didnt realise we where asleep in it.

Seeing as we where in the way the police must have had to move our vehicle, out of the farmers way so he could proceed with his work. Obviously the vehicle was all legal and towed back to the local police / inpound to where the vehicle was registered. Does that help enlighten you lol??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember many years ago i went to a party and woke up in the fish pond, whats even odder than that was i wasnt alone in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember many years ago i went to a party and woke up in the fish pond, whats even odder than that was i wasnt alone in there

Did the pond have water in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be called a pond if it Didnt have water in it?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

In the ladies loos at Cairo-Jax nightclub in Sheffield.

I only went out with a friend till the last bus, but we ran into some friends who started buying us triples. I went to the loo at around 12 and never came back. They had to deal with my (equally smashed) friend and thought I'd gone. I got woken by the cleaners at 6 and given a lift home by the manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 friends slept in a disabled toilet was very cosy , were not allowed to sleep over at a party and had all lied to parents as to where we were staying so had no choice it was cold and very snug but had such a laugh about it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember many years ago i went to a party and woke up in the fish pond, whats even odder than that was i wasnt alone in there

Did the pond have water in it?

yes lol

it was many years ago i think i was about 19/20 ish and at the party i was dared to drink a pint of shorts, which being a young twat i did

They got a pint glass and just filled it with every bottle there and i downed it in one, i think i must have paseed out as i rememebr nothing after at all, i lost the whole night, and woke up the next moring in the pond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent two weeks solid in a nuclear bunker with a load of yanks. I love the yanks but was more than ready to come out

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By *oodtimesnowCouple
over a year ago

torquay

After a few drinks, and a bit of other substance, I once went to sleep in a graveyard , woke up with the bells ringing, and a bad head,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've done some strange ones on my travels..but I'm not letting on until I see some of yours..

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in a hole that had been dug in the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the floor of a converted barn cos the bed was too wet! bliddy squirters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a summer season in cornwall many moons past and a co worker slept all night in a bed o nettles after getting pissed.

He was a bit prickly the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my youth(black and white days)slept in back of a hillman hunter, cos after a heavy night me and my mate got locked out of his parents house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an air hockey table in cardiff airport, after my pal booked flights home for the day before we thought we were leaving. Slept the drink off overnight and had my pal hire a car for me to drive as he was the only one over 21

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up inside the front of Lloyds tsb in Liverpool, the only warm place after all taxis had cleared n we were stranded.

On a bench in San antonio.

In a ditch outside the barracks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live next to a golf course. In the day o knew like the back of my hand. Decided to take short cut over it one night whilst d*unk. Fell in a bunker and slept there until awoken by the greens keeper on his rounds.

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

On the roof of a house in Tunisia because it as the only place I couldn't hear my snoring room mate.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

For me walking round Oxford all night for the May morning celebrations at 16 whilst my mother sat in the car with a hotwater bottle and a blanket . was petty exciting thing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In front of the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury while Oasis were playing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bench at Milford Haven train station..........Long Story.........

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