FabSwingers.com forum: Looking for my perfect woman

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

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hahaha I dont mind golf but it's not my thing lol. I did say the perfect woman I'm convince she doesnt exist lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

hahaha I dont mind golf but it's not my thing lol. I did say the perfect woman I'm convince she doesnt exist lol"

Iv never been fishing but I think it could be quite relaxing

darts feck that football I’m not a fan of I do like Gaelic football or rugby and I actually don’t mind golf I make a great caddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishing and darts bore me shitless...and I hate kids.

Good job really...i already have a fella

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Fishing and darts bore me shitless...and I hate kids.

Good job really...i already have a fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

hahaha I dont mind golf but it's not my thing lol. I did say the perfect woman I'm convince she doesnt exist lol

Iv never been fishing but I think it could be quite relaxing

darts feck that football I’m not a fan of I do like Gaelic football or rugby and I actually don’t mind golf I make a great caddy

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so your almost perfect for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fishing and darts bore me shitless...and I hate kids.

Good job really...i already have a fella

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looks like that you out then lu lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Honestly though if a woman ticked all those boxes I'd probably be down on 1 knee lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Aah...but you forgot the x factor. You could find on paper someone that ticks all the boxes but there's no mutual spark/chemistry.

I met what I thought was a perfect match...until he spoke: face like Daniel Craig, voice like Joe Pasquale! Instant turn off!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

hahaha I dont mind golf but it's not my thing lol. I did say the perfect woman I'm convince she doesnt exist lol

Iv never been fishing but I think it could be quite relaxing

darts feck that football I’m not a fan of I do like Gaelic football or rugby and I actually don’t mind golf I make a great caddy

so your almost perfect for me lol"

Ohh you poor crater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Pretty sure she is out there my Friend!! You just have to find her!!

She is probaly sitting on her couch watching a Marvel Movie Marathon right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

So did I!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

So did I!!!

Glad it wasn't just me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

I’m definitely not doing that

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No such thing as perfection! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

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dont worry I have very large hands and I wouldnt be doing that to anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

hahaha I dont mind golf but it's not my thing lol. I did say the perfect woman I'm convince she doesnt exist lol

Iv never been fishing but I think it could be quite relaxing

darts feck that football I’m not a fan of I do like Gaelic football or rugby and I actually don’t mind golf I make a great caddy

so your almost perfect for me lol

Ohh you poor crater

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tell me about it so close

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Pretty sure she is out there my Friend!! You just have to find her!!

She is probaly sitting on her couch watching a Marvel Movie Marathon right now!!

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yer just my luck she wont be on fab reading this post saying you know what that's me xxx

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area

1 out of 14 isn't bad, I dont like fishing the only thing I'd catch is a cold

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

So she must actively like darts and fishing, but only tolerate football?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

I’m definitely not doing that

You wouldn't want to be losing any of your rings would you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

dont worry I have very large hands and I wouldnt be doing that to anyone

I thought maybe you were hoping that she had fairly small hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger the darts.... Only ever thrown a best score of 135...I'm useless! Football... Wrong shaped balls for me (Bath RFC, I love you!!) The rest..... Yup! Including the fishing!!! Well, mainly beach casting and wreck fishing, but hey.... There's downfalls to everything!!!(except when you live next to the beach!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Bugger!!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

I’m definitely not doing that

You wouldn't want to be losing any of your rings would you

My nails are long and sharp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

I’m definitely not doing that

You wouldn't want to be losing any of your rings would you

My nails are long and sharp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates Marvel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 out of 14 isn't bad, I dont like fishing the only thing I'd catch is a cold

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1 off perfection so close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Pretty sure she is out there my Friend!! You just have to find her!!

She is probaly sitting on her couch watching a Marvel Movie Marathon right now!!

yer just my luck she wont be on fab reading this post saying you know what that's me xxx"

I'm sure she's on here !!

Probably waiting on her cake !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So she must actively like darts and fishing, but only tolerate football?"
she can like football that would be a plus but let's face it I'm already asking so much lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bigger the darts.... Only ever thrown a best score of 135...I'm useless! Football... Wrong shaped balls for me (Bath RFC, I love you!!) The rest..... Yup! Including the fishing!!! Well, mainly beach casting and wreck fishing, but hey.... There's downfalls to everything!!!(except when you live next to the beach!!

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now that is very close to perfection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fishing, darts and football you should have said golf too and completed it

Glad you posted that, when I read the OP I thought it said FISTING, not fishing

I’m definitely not doing that

You wouldn't want to be losing any of your rings would you

My nails are long and sharp

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good fro racking my back during sex

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Pretty sure she is out there my Friend!! You just have to find her!!

She is probaly sitting on her couch watching a Marvel Movie Marathon right now!!

yer just my luck she wont be on fab reading this post saying you know what that's me xxx

I'm sure she's on here !!

Probably waiting on her cake !!"
then she needs to let herself be known so I can propose lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hates Marvel

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so wrong

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

Never tried fishing, but willing to give it a go

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

It appears I’m your perfect woman ... well almost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

Never tried fishing, but willing to give it a go

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I'll get me rods out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It appears I’m your perfect woman ... well almost"
do you have boobs???

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"It appears I’m your perfect woman ... well almost do you have boobs???

Not yet but I’m looking for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It appears I’m your perfect woman ... well almost"

I know right... it's either me or you !! I think it might be you !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It appears I’m your perfect woman ... well almost

I know right... it's either me or you !! I think it might be you !!

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you have the boobs

but sods law your in a different country and already married why oh is that always the case

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

Never tried fishing, but willing to give it a go

I'll get me rods out

Sounds exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

Never tried fishing, but willing to give it a go

I'll get me rods out

Sounds exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes marvel. - tick

Fishing. - meh

Darts. Big tick

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football. - Giant tick

Open minded sexually. - tick

Loves the outdoors. - tick

Likes animals. - tick

Has a few curves in all the right places. - more than a few...tick

A good sense of humor. - tick

Doesnt mind that I have children. - tick

Likes a hairy chest. - I'm alright with mine thanks.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for. - tick

And loves going on top. - Hmmm not so sure.

10/13, hmmm not bad and doubt you'll get more compatibility than that. I'll just stick a long blonde wig on Wookie and we can claim "Fab straight" on our profiles.

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

I'm trying to find the perfect man... But alas he doesn't exist. Possibly because I'm not perfect either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 out of 14 isn't bad, I dont like fishing the only thing I'd catch is a cold

1 off perfection so close

So close,but yet so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes marvel. - tick

Fishing. - meh

Darts. Big tick

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football. - Giant tick

Open minded sexually. - tick

Loves the outdoors. - tick

Likes animals. - tick

Has a few curves in all the right places. - more than a few...tick

A good sense of humor. - tick

Doesnt mind that I have children. - tick

Likes a hairy chest. - I'm alright with mine thanks.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for. - tick

And loves going on top. - Hmmm not so sure.

10/13, hmmm not bad and doubt you'll get more compatibility than that. I'll just stick a long blonde wig on Wookie and we can claim "Fab straight" on our profiles.

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hahaha thanks for the offer but I think a few actual woman have ticked a few more boxes than you and I wouldnt have to pretend to fancy them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harsh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trying to find the perfect man... But alas he doesn't exist. Possibly because I'm not perfect either "
perfection is in the eye of the beholder much like beauty its for the individual to decide on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 out of 14 isn't bad, I dont like fishing the only thing I'd catch is a cold

1 off perfection so close

So close,but yet so far

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tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harsh!!!

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sorry fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s some list !!!

My own list is hopefully more achievable ......

Boobs

Star Wars

Golf

And repeat ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s some list !!!

My own list is hopefully more achievable ......

Boobs

Star Wars

Golf

And repeat ......"
think you might have more luck than me but I was looking for wifey material with my list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

That's a bloke with tits you're looking for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want:

Younger than me

Takes it up the bum

Loves to cook

Loves to fuck

Doesnt like football

Loves dogs

Loves going abroad for sunshine

Encourages me to ride my bike, go to the gym and spend my money!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

That's a bloke with tits you're looking for!

"
and a vagina dont forget that bants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So are you out there????

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Yes she does exist and she lives on the southern tip of Tasmania and doesn't want to move.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes she does exist and she lives on the southern tip of Tasmania and doesn't want to move. "
Is she on fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

I'm ok with all of that but I'm a bloke.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could be more wifely than boobs, Star Wars and Golf ?

Boobs - you pay a lot of attention to

Star Wars - more believable than religion

Golf - great exercise lose a few pounds.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m here but I’m too old alas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she exist???

Likes marvel.

Fishing.

Darts.

Doesnt mind when i wanna watch football.

Open minded sexually.

Loves the outdoors.

Likes animals.

Has a few curves in all the right places.

A good sense of humor.

Doesnt mind that I have children.

Likes a hairy chest.

Can cook and likes to be cooked for.

And loves going on top.

I sure this woman doesnt exist seems to good to be true. Bit if your out there say hello... PLEASE

I'm ok with all of that but I'm a bloke.....

"
sorry needs to be a woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What could be more wifely than boobs, Star Wars and Golf ?

Boobs - you pay a lot of attention to

Star Wars - more believable than religion

Golf - great exercise lose a few pounds.

"
I'm not to keen on golf and I'm a marvel and star wars fan lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m too old alas

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age is but a number your as old as you feel xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they have to have the same hobbies? Could they not have their different to you and you could find a new one to share? Interested ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do they have to have the same hobbies? Could they not have their different to you and you could find a new one to share? Interested ... "

Their own*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do they have to have the same hobbies? Could they not have their different to you and you could find a new one to share? Interested ... "
this is more.a.light hearted thread that would describe my perfect woman burning reality I'd like a woman to like what ever she likes as long as we get on and share things in common lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on ladies one of you must fit the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I post ad wanted ad for a delicious lady or do I need to make a new thread for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I post ad wanted ad for a delicious lady or do I need to make a new thread for it

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do what you need my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I post ad wanted ad for a delicious lady or do I need to make a new thread for it

do what you need my friend

In that case take my post for what it is just looking for a delicious lady who is local for post covid fun haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing.

It's only dream you having.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Come on ladies one of you must fit the bill"

I'll go Half's on the bill

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By *sm81Couple
over a year ago

warwickshire

Besides the darts and fishing yes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yep but sadly your not my perfect man I already have him.

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