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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More of a coffee fountain...

If you're thinking of something different for your next get together, post rona times...

Forget the chocolate fountain, invite NotSoPosh...

She will expel coffee from her nostrils!

You have to make her snort laugh...but she's rather easily amused so you should be fine!

Free to those who can collect and return her in similar condition...just don't let Grumpy get wind of it...he will start charging

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh my bloody god woman

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh my bloody god woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my bloody god woman

Don't be coy...

This is some dragons den shit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh my bloody god woman

Don't be coy...

This is some dragons den shit

Yeah but 3 times in 10 minutes!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Never a truer word was spoken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my bloody god woman

Don't be coy...

This is some dragons den shit

Yeah but 3 times in 10 minutes!"

Not my fault I'm hilarious

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never a truer word was spoken

DC.... I thought I could at least rely on your back up....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Erm... She's for rental now then ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh my bloody god woman

Don't be coy...

This is some dragons den shit

Yeah but 3 times in 10 minutes!

Not my fault I'm hilarious

Comedy bloody genius

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

Don't you start....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

no hablo ingles

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

no hablo ingles

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Is that Espresso (made with the appropriate noise) or just plain coffee?

Can you please make tea as well?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

no hablo ingles

They're picking on me Swing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that Espresso (made with the appropriate noise) or just plain coffee?

Can you please make tea as well?

She's not a fucking teasmaid...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is that Espresso (made with the appropriate noise) or just plain coffee?

Can you please make tea as well?

So demanding

there's always one....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

no hablo ingles

They're picking on me Swing

because we

you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

no hablo ingles

They're picking on me Swing

I didn't start it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

no hablo ingles

They're picking on me Swing

because we

you"

Yeah yeah.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

no hablo ingles

They're picking on me Swing

I didn't start it

Makes a change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know I love you woman...

I love coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my mug and a feather to tickle her lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know I love you woman...

I love coffee!

Me too and back at you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring my mug and a feather to tickle her lol"

Oooh kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's me put right off

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well that's me put right off

I don't blame you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring my mug and a feather to tickle her lol

Oooh kinky!

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that's me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

From Lu?!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

From Lu?!

Not had a cup of tea yet this morning, which may explain that lol

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

"Is that Espresso (made with the appropriate noise) or just plain coffee?

Can you please make tea as well?

So demanding

there's always one...."

Yes, you are in high demand

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

From Lu?!

Not had a cup of tea yet this morning, which may explain that lol"

Quick lady! Kettle is on.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is that Espresso (made with the appropriate noise) or just plain coffee?

Can you please make tea as well?

So demanding

there's always one....

Yes, you are in high demand

Nah...... not me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

Might take her for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... She's for rental now then ??

Might take her for a bit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Wait til you see it in person

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Sure it was coffee and not pee, that's the normal debate on her with spurting and squirting

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Sure it was coffee and not pee, that's the normal debate on her with spurting and squirting

Is there a normal debate on me?

Or was that a comedy auto carrot moment?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Sure it was coffee and not pee, that's the normal debate on her with spurting and squirting

Is there a normal debate on me?

Or was that a comedy auto carrot moment?

Omg !!!!!! Sorry posh fucks sake I need tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP? Even if we get to go for a coffee post Covid, I'm going to wear a mask lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Sure it was coffee and not pee, that's the normal debate on her with spurting and squirting

Is there a normal debate on me?

Or was that a comedy auto carrot moment?

Omg !!!!!! Sorry posh fucks sake I need tea "

Pure comedy moment!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP? Even if we get to go for a coffee post Covid, I'm going to wear a mask lol

I can be civilised in public

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Sure it was coffee and not pee, that's the normal debate on her with spurting and squirting

I hope so! It came out her nose!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Sure it was coffee and not pee, that's the normal debate on her with spurting and squirting

Is there a normal debate on me?

Or was that a comedy auto carrot moment?

Omg !!!!!! Sorry posh fucks sake I need tea

Pure comedy moment!

I'm now making a cuppa and will not attempt anything remotely near humour until the caffeine hits. My goodness I'm a pleb

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well here was me thinking it was going to be an appreciation thread or something for posh

It is!

Her coffee spurting amuses me no end! I appreciate it

Sure it was coffee and not pee, that's the normal debate on her with spurting and squirting

Is there a normal debate on me?

Or was that a comedy auto carrot moment?

Omg !!!!!! Sorry posh fucks sake I need tea

Pure comedy moment!

I'm now making a cuppa and will not attempt anything remotely near humour until the caffeine hits. My goodness I'm a pleb "

You're a divine pleb and utterly lovely. Plus comical

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Never a truer word was spoken

DC.... I thought I could at least rely on your back up...."

You can! You can!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never a truer word was spoken

DC.... I thought I could at least rely on your back up....

You can! You can!

you're a proper diamond

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've decided £50 an hour is the rate

Love ya really Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've decided £50 an hour is the rate

Love ya really Posh

I'm pretty sure that's bloody cheap!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've decided £50 an hour is the rate

Love ya really Posh

I'm pretty sure that's bloody cheap!"

We need the dosh gal

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've decided £50 an hour is the rate

Love ya really Posh

I'm pretty sure that's bloody cheap!

We need the dosh gal

I've done research. That's cheap!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've decided £50 an hour is the rate

Love ya really Posh

I'm pretty sure that's bloody cheap!

We need the dosh gal

I've done research. That's cheap!"

Ok , upon reviewing the situation,, £80 then , as your Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've decided £50 an hour is the rate

Love ya really Posh

I'm pretty sure that's bloody cheap!

We need the dosh gal

I've done research. That's cheap!

Ok , upon reviewing the situation,, £80 then , as your Posh

You are just too kind....

Your research is different to mine Mr.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've decided £50 an hour is the rate

Love ya really Posh

I'm pretty sure that's bloody cheap!

We need the dosh gal

I've done research. That's cheap!

Ok , upon reviewing the situation,, £80 then , as your Posh

You are just too kind....

Your research is different to mine Mr.....

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pretty sure I’ve already got her slot booked fir next year.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pretty sure I’ve already got her slot booked fir next year. "

I meant “a slot”.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pretty sure I’ve already got her slot booked fir next year.

I meant “a slot”. "

Just don't give me coffee then make me laugh. Gets messy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Well, she's on our Hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, she's on our Hotlist

Well she is a hottie...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well, she's on our Hotlist

Well she is a hottie...

damn right

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