FabSwingers.com forum: Swearing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you go a day without uttering any swear words, in your head, under your breath or out loud?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fuck no

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you go a day without uttering any swear words, in your head, under your breath or out loud?"

Not a fucking chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I rarely swear unless I'm having sex.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Of course I fucking can't, oh shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out loud, maybe.

In my head- hahaha! No chance!!

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By *ustWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

notamotherfuckinghope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head as well as spoken? Oh heck no!!!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Well I did until I fucking read this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah, anyone saying they could is talking bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, no. My first word in the morning is usually cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn’t go outside my house maybe.

Driving is the worst. Probably say fucking knob at least 5 times a journey.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Yeah, anyone saying they could is talking bollocks

yes I can as I have alot of patience for most people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of swearing do yes I could and do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck me, no. My first word in the morning is usually cunt."

I say cunt in my head at least a thousand times a day.

Usually at inanimate objects

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

probably not nowadays, I swear a lot more than I used to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. As a rule I don't swear.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Yes. I hardly ever swear. Maybe sometimes i will say shit or bollocks but not often.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"probably not nowadays, I swear a lot more than I used to. "

I’m sorry but I don’t believe you.

You are the epitome of virtue in my head and have no vices whatsoever

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"probably not nowadays, I swear a lot more than I used to.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe you.

You are the epitome of virtue in my head and have no vices whatsoever

. You aren't the first person to say that. I once used the "f" word in the forum which elicited shocked responses along the lines of "You NEVER swear"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"probably not nowadays, I swear a lot more than I used to.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe you.

You are the epitome of virtue in my head and have no vices whatsoever

. You aren't the first person to say that. I once used the "f" word in the forum which elicited shocked responses along the lines of "You NEVER swear"

Exactly. I’ve just

at seeing you use the word cock

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"probably not nowadays, I swear a lot more than I used to.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe you.

You are the epitome of virtue in my head and have no vices whatsoever

. You aren't the first person to say that. I once used the "f" word in the forum which elicited shocked responses along the lines of "You NEVER swear"

Exactly. I’ve just

at seeing you use the word cock

Swearing is so much more effective used sparingly and appropriately don't you think? Also it can have quite an effect on a man if you only ever swear in the bedroom

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not a chance nearly swore at a work colleague today in an email.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Yes, I rarely swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I can.

Tw@.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Could you go a day without uttering any swear words, in your head, under your breath or out loud?"

I could before i started watching Shameless , now i fuck blame Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I could if I wasn’t driving, watching football, shopping, talking to my ex, thinking of my ex, heard my ex name. Yeah I could do it x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Not a hope in hell

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go months without swearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle to go 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good luck on not swearing today

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Only if I stay in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I usually use words like 'you helmet' or 'you absolute whopper' i dont swear much anymore

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Most times people deserve more than an empty word. Only time I might swear is when in pain or surprised, not always then. It can be surprisingly satisfying to say something mild, like a Jane Austen character, when it merits more; you end up laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes quite easily

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

No chance in hell.

Too many cock-wombles around for me to not swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absofuckinglutely it's a piece of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thing about masks- I can smile with my eyes while mouthing "you fucking wanker!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you go a day without uttering any swear words, in your head, under your breath or out loud?"

Feck no, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't have to drive, probably! There a so many frigging dicKhead wankers on the road though-usually going exactly where I want to fucking go as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly doubtful

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

There have been studies that it’s good for you in the right circumstances.

Not all the time, but can help relieve stress etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont swear.

Self discipline.

Anyone who swears without thinking and naturally are bottom feeders that are still in mourning from heJeremy kyle sacking.

Trash.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I dont swear.

Self discipline.

Anyone who swears without thinking and naturally are bottom feeders that are still in mourning from heJeremy kyle sacking.

Trash."

if you say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope it’s like like punctuation to me

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I have a developing range of swearing depending on what’s required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a filthy mouth. I struggle to go an hour never mind a day!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I dont swear.

Self discipline.

Anyone who swears without thinking and naturally are bottom feeders that are still in mourning from heJeremy kyle sacking.

Trash."

The opposite is actually true, lots of research on swearing shows those with higher vocabularies, higher intelligence and mastery of language swear more.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I usually swear at least once a day and some days constantly although certain swear words I have to be extremely worked up to use

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I dont swear.

Self discipline.

Anyone who swears without thinking and naturally are bottom feeders that are still in mourning from heJeremy kyle sacking.

Trash.

The opposite is actually true, lots of research on swearing shows those with higher vocabularies, higher intelligence and mastery of language swear more. "

Absofuckinlutely

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By *BC AndyMan
over a year ago

Richmond Upon Thames

Yes no problem at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a gambler I wouldn't take that bet.

Only for deluded Ivory Tower dwellers that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I have a filthy mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't fucking do it sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I don't swear in normal everyday conversation. Only when it's really called for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cunt can do it, if they say they can they're funkin liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem there are so many words you can use so need to use expletives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Fuck no

This.

In truth I don't think I could go an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fucking likely xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Out loud yes.

Thinking no.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

No is my form of expression

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

Bollocks could I

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"I dont swear.

Self discipline.

Anyone who swears without thinking and naturally are bottom feeders that are still in mourning from heJeremy kyle sacking.

Trash.

The opposite is actually true, lots of research on swearing shows those with higher vocabularies, higher intelligence and mastery of language swear more. "

Sources please??

Or are you saying that people with more intelligence are more aware of the dick heads and morons they have to deal with, and use the only language in common to communicate

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Don't think so. I may actually give it a try tomorrow though.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I dont swear.

Self discipline.

Anyone who swears without thinking and naturally are bottom feeders that are still in mourning from heJeremy kyle sacking.

Trash."

Bottom feeders?

Fucking bottom feeders?

Language doesn't dictate how decent a human you are, behaviour cunting does.

I'll swear all the time without thinking when I'm among certain groups, when I stub my toe, when I read stuff on here that gets my goat.

I don't swear in front of children or older people.

Fucking bottom feeders

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

And to answer the question... I highly fucking doubt it.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"I dont swear.

Self discipline.

Anyone who swears without thinking and naturally are bottom feeders that are still in mourning from heJeremy kyle sacking.

Trash.

Bottom feeders?

Fucking bottom feeders?

Language doesn't dictate how decent a human you are, behaviour cunting does.

I'll swear all the time without thinking when I'm among certain groups, when I stub my toe, when I read stuff on here that gets my goat.

I don't swear in front of children or older people.

Fucking bottom feeders

I took his comment as a joke. Language is words and grammar in context to convey meaning. It *cannot* dictate who you are (decent or otherwise). However the language you choose to use is a pretty good external indicator of behaviour. Choosing to swear all the time when you know it causes offence is not an accident, but deliberate signal.

Jeremy Kyle is a whole new swear word - exploitatitve narcissistic emotional leach. Which is not as satisfying as saying he's a dickhead.

FTR I like bottom feeders. They clean up all the crap the useless frilly ones pump out all day

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I think so. I don't tend to swear very much. Luke

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I could but would prefer not to commit to it in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out loud certainly, not a problem.. But in my head as well? Oh no... No. No... Not a chance

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I don’t swear, unless it is in fun or to make a point.

L let’s a few let out occasionally, usually with eyes shut and gasping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you go a day without uttering any swear words, in your head, under your breath or out loud?"

Uh fuck no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be difficult...but hey I'd give it a go...

They say people who swear alot are supposedly highly intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fucking chance

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I don't generally swear, which makes my foul mouth when it's fuelled by fire in my eyes, quite a thing on the ears (and other places).

No naughtiness planned today, so yes, I can survive without swearing

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