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"hate it when you step on snails and they crunch, ugh!!!" It's not great but it's one less x I did it today but with shoes on. | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() Can't stop, sorry ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden ![]() You told me earlier you were going on the hard stuff ![]() | |||
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"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden ![]() ![]() Ooops so I did ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's been quiet so you are fine ![]() | |||
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"Maybe it is one of my slugs that once flattened it bores inside your foot and grows and grows and grows..... Scared yet? Or shall we continue... Over to the next poster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden ![]() stay of the drugs,and the slugs. it probably took that poor slug pure ages to get there. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought I recognised it from last year at the other end of the garden ![]() | |||
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"well thats what u get for being molluscist...just cos snails have fancy upbringings and nice homes...doesnt give u the right to trod on those u believe to be beneath u and ur snail pals....anyway..I've heard slug slime is even better than spunk for the skin!" let me rub my foot on your face then ![]() | |||
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"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it was most likely on it's way to a hot meet in the shrubbery. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"well thats what u get for being molluscist...just cos snails have fancy upbringings and nice homes...doesnt give u the right to trod on those u believe to be beneath u and ur snail pals....anyway..I've heard slug slime is even better than spunk for the skin! let me rub my foot on your face then ![]() well u do have a slimey pie...thanksssss x | |||
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"well thats what u get for being molluscist...just cos snails have fancy upbringings and nice homes...doesnt give u the right to trod on those u believe to be beneath u and ur snail pals....anyway..I've heard slug slime is even better than spunk for the skin! let me rub my foot on your face then ![]() arrrggghhh you are filth personified! | |||
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"and the worst thing is...she hasnt even washed her feet since she went to bed..and is unlikely to for the next few days...thankgod she wont see this till the morning shhhhhh" You planning on hiding out all day today ![]() | |||
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"and the worst thing is...she hasnt even washed her feet since she went to bed..and is unlikely to for the next few days...thankgod she wont see this till the morning shhhhhh You planning on hiding out all day today ![]() ahh she'll just slug it off..ooPs...shrug! | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!! evil critturs | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() I dont think u'd like my ever amounting myriad of snail pics I've taken lol..even kept some as wee pets to study n photograph hahaha...altho never handled the slimey bits...and never adopted any slugs lol | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() tell me you're kidding??? please?? *hides in corner whimpering* | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() everyone says Ive made snails look cute lol | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() I think I've just mouth vomited ![]() | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() ![]() lololol...well if u dont like them..stop eating escargot! | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll stick to choc... never eaten a snail | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() If you think that's funny, think of the poor slug who was out looking for the bastard who nicked his house and get your cheesy size 5s on it's back instead. I bet it thought, "fookin 'ell, it's not like my old house but it's a roof over me head!" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bare foot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Its Mrhoneypot thats got the size 5 feet, Mrshoneypots a size 12 shoe..she almost got a part in lord of the rings The Hobbit...but she has a fear of small people. | |||
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