FabSwingers.com forum: I just trod on a slug..........

By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Bare foot

Stop laughing!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Maybe it is one of my slugs that once flattened it bores inside your foot and grows and grows and grows.....

Scared yet?

Or shall we continue...

Over to the next poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate it when you step on snails and they crunch, ugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal cruelty tut! tut! tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably best thing for the poor wee mite!

Nothing worse than a homeless snail in this weather!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not a good night for the critters... spiders being splatted and slugs being stomped on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hate it when you step on snails and they crunch, ugh!!!"

It's not great but it's one less x

I did it today but with shoes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

Can't stop, sorry

Slug v foot

Spider v tits

Both disgusuting but hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a serious alcohol problem if youre racing slugs to the beer trap....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have hated that too, so OP, you have my sympathy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden

You told me earlier you were going on the hard stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden

You told me earlier you were going on the hard stuff

Ooops so I did

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden

You told me earlier you were going on the hard stuff

Ooops so I did

It's been quiet so you are fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it is one of my slugs that once flattened it bores inside your foot and grows and grows and grows.....

Scared yet?

Or shall we continue...

Over to the next poster

I had a friend that stood on a slug/wormy thing in Thailand, that bored into her then found its way up into her stomach. Then it ate what she ate until she was hospitalised. It was so big they had to drain it before they took it out. She has it in a specimin jar in her bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you'll be fine though

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm sure you'll be fine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it is one of my slugs that once flattened it bores inside your foot and grows and grows and grows.....

Scared yet?

Or shall we continue...

Over to the next poster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I'm sure you'll be fine though

thanks! thank god I have doctors on hand whenever I need em

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden

stay of the drugs,and the slugs.

it probably took that poor slug pure ages to get there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden

stay of the drugs,and the slugs.

it probably took that poor slug pure ages to get there.

I thought I recognised it from last year at the other end of the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thats what u get for being molluscist...just cos snails have fancy upbringings and nice homes...doesnt give u the right to trod on those u believe to be beneath u and ur snail pals....anyway..I've heard slug slime is even better than spunk for the skin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"well thats what u get for being molluscist...just cos snails have fancy upbringings and nice homes...doesnt give u the right to trod on those u believe to be beneath u and ur snail pals....anyway..I've heard slug slime is even better than spunk for the skin!"

let me rub my foot on your face then

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Haha not d*unk just following a glowing thing at the end of the garden

stay of the drugs,and the slugs.

it probably took that poor slug pure ages to get there.

I thought I recognised it from last year at the other end of the garden

it was most likely on it's way to a hot meet in the shrubbery.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You will have to be treated for lung worm now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let me rub my foot on your face then

well u do have a slimey pie...thanksssss x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

let me rub my foot on your face then

well u do have a slimey pie...thanksssss x"

arrrggghhh you are filth personified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the worst thing is...she hasnt even washed her feet since she went to bed..and is unlikely to for the next few days...thankgod she wont see this till the morning

shhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the worst thing is...she hasnt even washed her feet since she went to bed..and is unlikely to for the next few days...thankgod she wont see this till the morning

shhhhhh"

You planning on hiding out all day today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the worst thing is...she hasnt even washed her feet since she went to bed..and is unlikely to for the next few days...thankgod she wont see this till the morning

shhhhhh

You planning on hiding out all day today

ahh she'll just slug it off..ooPs...shrug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!!

evil critturs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!!

evil critturs "

I dont think u'd like my ever amounting myriad of snail pics I've taken lol..even kept some as wee pets to study n photograph hahaha...altho never handled the slimey bits...and never adopted any slugs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!!

evil critturs

tell me you're kidding???

please??

*hides in corner whimpering*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!!

evil critturs

tell me you're kidding???

please??

*hides in corner whimpering* "

everyone says Ive made snails look cute lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!!

evil critturs

tell me you're kidding???

please??

*hides in corner whimpering*

everyone says Ive made snails look cute lol "

I think I've just mouth vomited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!!

evil critturs

tell me you're kidding???

please??

*hides in corner whimpering*

everyone says Ive made snails look cute lol

I think I've just mouth vomited

lololol...well if u dont like them..stop eating escargot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

OMG I did that once and started hyperventilating!!

evil critturs

tell me you're kidding???

please??

*hides in corner whimpering*

everyone says Ive made snails look cute lol

I think I've just mouth vomited

lololol...well if u dont like them..stop eating escargot! "

I'll stick to choc... never eaten a snail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

If you think that's funny, think of the poor slug who was out looking for the bastard who nicked his house and get your cheesy size 5s on it's back instead. I bet it thought, "fookin 'ell, it's not like my old house but it's a roof over me head!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once got pissed as newt, d*unk as a skunk & rat arsed.

When I got home, some silly cow hit me round the back of the head with a snake draught excluder.

When I finally made it to the bedroom, the dog had fallen asleep on my brand new orangutang print pyjamas.

So I let him out to bring back some pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare foot

Stop laughing!

Its Mrhoneypot thats got the size 5 feet, Mrshoneypots a size 12 shoe..she almost got a part in lord of the rings The Hobbit...but she has a fear of small people.

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