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....arrrrgggghhhhhhh !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My fekkin neighbour has just started strimming the field he calls a back garden ..... at ten o clock at night!

So much for my quiet night in.

...... rant over ... feel better now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the dark? And the rain? Is he mad?

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

best get yer wellies on and go help him x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

serves you right for living so far in the north where its lighter longer lol..

only kidding , must be a pain..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes still light up here and no rain ..... only thing I'd do with my wellies is throw them at him at the moment.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oh no

mine always fires his motorbike up on a sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fekkin neighbour has just started strimming the field he calls a back garden ..... at ten o clock at night!

So much for my quiet night in.

...... rant over ... feel better now. "

Selfish tw*t .....you can report him for noise pollution xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

rain forecast for tomorrow so he is being prepared

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll just fire up my hoover and drown out the noise.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

does he look like he has a big cock?

looks unimportant in this dimmed light

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Do you own a four gauge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"does he look like he has a big cock?

looks unimportant in this dimmed light"

dunno, he is big out front but no idea about his equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew...

Thought ya found Frockles'

Spider....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"does he look like he has a big cock?

looks unimportant in this dimmed light

dunno, he is big out front but no idea about his equipment."

my interest for him has just died

good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you own a four gauge? "

.... air rifle in the loft!

He'll never spot a sniper in the gloaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew...

Thought ya found Frockles'

Spider...."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you own a four gauge?

.... air rifle in the loft!

He'll never spot a sniper in the gloaming. "

Aye, but with its operator dead, the strimmer may roam free unsupervised all the rest of the night...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you own a four gauge?

.... air rifle in the loft!

He'll never spot a sniper in the gloaming.

Aye, but with its operator dead, the strimmer may roam free unsupervised all the rest of the night..."

.... I was gonna aim for the strimmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you own a four gauge?

.... air rifle in the loft!

He'll never spot a sniper in the gloaming.

Aye, but with its operator dead, the strimmer may roam free unsupervised all the rest of the night...

.... I was gonna aim for the strimmer. "

Oh, brava!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we come right now for a gig at your's??????

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Can we come right now for a gig at your's??????"

laine thinks it's noisy now,wait till next year.

her neighbors hosting t in the park.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we come right now for a gig at your's??????"

Bring your own wellies and ammo .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we come right now for a gig at your's??????

laine thinks it's noisy now,wait till next year.

her neighbors hosting t in the park. "

.... more like C in the dark.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Can we come right now for a gig at your's??????

laine thinks it's noisy now,wait till next year.

her neighbors hosting t in the park.

.... more like C in the dark. "

now now laine remember,love thy neighbor.

get some pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we come right now for a gig at your's??????

laine thinks it's noisy now,wait till next year.

her neighbors hosting t in the park.

.... more like C in the dark.

now now laine remember,love thy neighbor.

get some pics. "

..... I'd rather be seen with the strimmer than the neighbour.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Can we come right now for a gig at your's??????

laine thinks it's noisy now,wait till next year.

her neighbors hosting t in the park.

.... more like C in the dark.

now now laine remember,love thy neighbor.

get some pics.

..... I'd rather be seen with the strimmer than the neighbour. "

oooooo the very thoughts given me a semi.

get some pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's dark now and he's still at it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's dark now and he's still at it. "

It's lovely when you start in the light and it becomes dark around you, lost in the joys of s...trimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout over the fence, "oyyyy wanna see my lovely wet pussy?!"

He'll turn round so fast he'll strim through the cord..... And... Silence........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fekkin neighbour has just started strimming the field he calls a back garden ..... at ten o clock at night!

So much for my quiet night in.

...... rant over ... feel better now. "

FFS.....thats been a wilderness for years, and he chooses 10pm on a fri night to start!!

Think a girls night in the bar is in order.....poor fecker will never recover!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Before you knock his hat off with an astray pellet, could you search for your binoculars and let me know what type of strimmer it is?

I am currently in the market for a strimmer and a good description would enable me to decide whether to swap my anti Go Compare rocket launcher for it.

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