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"Judge Rinder " It is great to see him on Strictly again this year. Or is it Jamie Laing? I swear from a long distance if one really squints through a blindfold, they are dead ringers  | |||
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"Great chest OP..... Chill your beans  "Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC! 
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"Great chest OP..... Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
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"I love baby tigers x" They are adorable 
Talking of animals, I’ve recently been watching YouTube vids of rescued Fruit Bats. They’re absolutely gorgeous; like puppies with wings  | |||
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"I love baby tigers x They are adorable
Talking of animals, I’ve recently been watching YouTube vids of rescued Fruit Bats. They’re absolutely gorgeous; like puppies with wings "Il take a look xxx | |||
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"Great chest OP..... Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I thought you liked sauce? Or was it being saucy "I do love sauciness for sure | |||
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"I love baby tigers x They are adorable
Talking of animals, I’ve recently been watching YouTube vids of rescued Fruit Bats. They’re absolutely gorgeous; like puppies with wings "Puppies, they are the size of a Dachshund. | |||
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"Your not miserable. I’m not really xxx "Xxxx | |||
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"Great chest OP..... Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
"I can't fucking stand baked beans but I don't mind the sauce with a fry up.... these could be for me..... and if they're not I'll be sure to moan about them | |||
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"Great chest OP..... Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I thought you liked sauce? Or was it being saucy
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"I love baby tigers x They are adorable
Talking of animals, I’ve recently been watching YouTube vids of rescued Fruit Bats. They’re absolutely gorgeous; like puppies with wings
Puppies, they are the size of a Dachshund."Their eyes.....proportionally like dinner plates in relation to their bodies to. Beautiful creatures  | |||
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"Great chest OP..... Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I can't fucking stand baked beans but I don't mind the sauce with a fry up.... these could be for me..... and if they're not I'll be sure to moan about them " I swear, the beans (what there are present) always seem to sink to the bottom of the pot and invariably stick there after heating.
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"I love a good whinge, me. Today I’ve mostly been frustrated with a woman on my training course that thinks we all have endless time to listen to her. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman but I don’t want to hear her all day long and I’d like to log off on time. That feels better, thanks! " That’s the spirit! A problem aired is a problem shared and all that Vent to glory say I! | |||
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"Great chest OP..... Chill your beans
Thank you xxx
Talking of beans - I must whinge about those Heinz Beans microwave pots....
They contain virtually no actual beans in them(!) It’s all sauce. Just like KFC!
I can't fucking stand baked beans but I don't mind the sauce with a fry up.... these could be for me..... and if they're not I'll be sure to moan about them
I swear, the beans (what there are present) always seem to sink to the bottom of the pot and invariably stick there after heating.
An orange gloop is the result "That sounds perfect for me then..... bring on the orange gloop ..... | |||
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"If you’re ever feeling a bit miserable op and need cheering up ............. "Thank you xxx Hmmm....It suddenly occurs to me that my loins look rather sad...... | |||
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"I love red lipstick " I love it to!
It’s sexy as hell! | |||
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"I love red lipstick I love it to!
It’s sexy as hell! " | |||
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"If you’re ever feeling a bit miserable op and need cheering up .............
Thank you xxx Hmmm....It suddenly occurs to me that my loins look rather sad...... "On my way . With red lipstick on and cheesecake | |||
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"OP I’d like to bite your bum " Bite it indeed - My bum makes for a perfect venting post | |||
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"If you’re ever feeling a bit miserable op and need cheering up .............
Thank you xxx Hmmm....It suddenly occurs to me that my loins look rather sad......
On my way . With red lipstick on and cheesecake " Cheesecake..... Can you believe that I haven’t eaten any for two whole days now? I’m really climbing the walls now  | |||
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"I’m a miserable bitch atm and would love nothing than more than a miserable bastard to join me in my miserableness. Mutual moaning followed by spooning, followed by miserable frenetic fucking. Oh yeah it’s lockdown and I’m single, let the miserable continue .... " I feel thy miserable pain; Indeed a miserable spoon, some miserably administered foreplay and equally miserable kissing followed by a miserable fuck would be perfect for my miserable soul....
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"I’m a miserable bitch atm and would love nothing than more than a miserable bastard to join me in my miserableness. Mutual moaning followed by spooning, followed by miserable frenetic fucking. Oh yeah it’s lockdown and I’m single, let the miserable continue ....
I feel thy miserable pain; Indeed a miserable spoon, some miserably administered foreplay and equally miserable kissing followed by a miserable fuck would be perfect for my miserable soul....
"Perfect! Except the miserable world won’t even allow miserable fucking atm!
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"OP I’d like to bite your bum
Bite it indeed - My bum makes for a perfect venting post "I will kiss it better after | |||
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit! So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)? " Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed | |||
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"OP I’d like to bite your bum
Bite it indeed - My bum makes for a perfect venting post
I will kiss it better after "Thank you....My bum needs love to after all | |||
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit! So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)? Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed " Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house.... | |||
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"Ohhh this is the thread for me, I do love a good moan. "Moan away fair lady; It is most splendid for the spirit! | |||
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit! So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)? Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house.... " | |||
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"I am cold, hungry, horny, irritated (in what order I’m not sure) and the neighbours have bought some fucking wind chimes and I can hear them from my bed. They deserve beheading just for that." Do you have a chainsaw? Er....to cut the wind chimes obviously.... | |||
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"Ohhh this is the thread for me, I do love a good moan.
Moan away fair lady; It is most splendid for the spirit! "OK here goes... So I'm pissed off that it's cold and I'm pissed off that we going back into lockdown and I'm pissed off that they didn't have any Warburton rolls in lidl today!   | |||
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit! So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)? Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house.... "I have nice neighbours they bring my bin back and put in back in its rightful place... | |||
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"Ohhh this is the thread for me, I do love a good moan.
Moan away fair lady; It is most splendid for the spirit!
OK here goes...
So I'm pissed off that it's cold and I'm pissed off that we going back into lockdown and I'm pissed off that they didn't have any Warburton rolls in lidl today! "No Warburton rolls you say?! That’s a clear infringement of your civil rights right there that is! I hope you called out the manager over this shameful episode? | |||
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"Lockdown: I can whinge about that shit! So just to confirm; Under the new government guidelines, if my neighbour ‘inadvertently’ takes my wheely bin after collection day for the hundredth bloody time, despite the fact that it clearly has my house name in BLOODY GREAT BIG LETTERS on it, I am within my legal rights to behead him (as long as I maintain a meter distance)? Well as long as it is within 2 metre distance it is undoubtably allowed Ah ha! Just to make sure, I think I’ll push my bin outside his house....
I have nice neighbours they bring my bin back and put in back in its rightful place...
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"Ohhh this is the thread for me, I do love a good moan.
Moan away fair lady; It is most splendid for the spirit!
OK here goes...
So I'm pissed off that it's cold and I'm pissed off that we going back into lockdown and I'm pissed off that they didn't have any Warburton rolls in lidl today!
No Warburton rolls you say?! That’s a clear infringement of your civil rights right there that is! I hope you called out the manager over this shameful episode? "Ohh don't you worry they will not get away with this travesty! Iv spent my night plotting a cunning plan. | |||
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