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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol"

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

if a spider ran across my boobs i would have died,im terrified of them

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol"

How long is it since you had a meet to let cob webs grow ..

My ex does it for me,.. saying that your spider has better legs and less hairy ..

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By *odka n CokeCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

I have one permanently sitting on one of mine (tattoo)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider. "

The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol"

The only time I've ever screamed was when my broken and dislocated ankle was realigned without anaesthetic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

How long is it since you had a meet to let cob webs grow ..

My ex does it for me,.. saying that your spider has better legs and less hairy .. "

You have a point... *clears cobwebs from armpits*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

The only time I've ever screamed was when my broken and dislocated ankle was realigned without anaesthetic."

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider.

The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure "

i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.

now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider.

The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure

i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.

now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is. "

*sighs and changes avatar*

You can have one quick peak/peek

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider.

The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure

i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.

now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.

*sighs and changes avatar*

You can have one quick peak/peek "

oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider.

The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure

i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.

now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.

*sighs and changes avatar*

You can have one quick peak/peek

oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider. "

Don't be so sure about his luck ....hubby splatted him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

catch it catch it..i wanna take pics! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"catch it catch it..i wanna take pics! x"

Whaaaatttttt??? You want me to pose with the eight legged freak?

It'll take you a very long time to get me to smile darlin' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"catch it catch it..i wanna take pics! x

Whaaaatttttt??? You want me to pose with the eight legged freak?

It'll take you a very long time to get me to smile darlin' lol "

Isn't it traditional to pose with the corpse of the freshly-slain creature?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider.

The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure

i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.

now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.

*sighs and changes avatar*

You can have one quick peak/peek

oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider.

Don't be so sure about his luck ....hubby splatted him "

though i'll bet he died with smile on his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if a spider ran across my boobs i would have died,im terrified of them"

I'm sure your boobs aren't scary!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"catch it catch it..i wanna take pics! x

Whaaaatttttt??? You want me to pose with the eight legged freak?

It'll take you a very long time to get me to smile darlin' lol

Isn't it traditional to pose with the corpse of the freshly-slain creature?"

Not a tradition that I will be pursuing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

One just ran across my tits

Cardiac narrowly avoided somehow

What makes you scream like an idiot? lol

now that's something you don't see every day.

a mountaineering spider.

The bastard tried to light my beacons, I'm sure

i've now got a mental image,of a mountaineering spider,with the olympic torch,conquering your tits.

now show us your tits,just to see how accurate this image is.

*sighs and changes avatar*

You can have one quick peak/peek

oh happy days,and one lucky friggin spider.

Don't be so sure about his luck ....hubby splatted him

though i'll bet he died with smile on his face. "

You are incorrigible Saucy lol xx

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

come in2 my web Mrs Frock

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"come in2 my web Mrs Frock "

*mrs frock throws herself on the floor*

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"come in2 my web Mrs Frock

*mrs frock throws herself on the floor* "
mao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?"

Hubby found shocked eight-legged (and mangled from my screaming fit) fiend on the floor after I made a loud exit

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?"

have a look frock,see if youve got a wee flag on your nipple.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?

Hubby found shocked eight-legged (and mangled from my screaming fit) fiend on the floor after I made a loud exit "

It was in shock and then it was splatted... but had a thrill before it's final moments.

I once woke up in the wee small hours thinking my hair had got in my mouth only to find it was a spider

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would have splattered it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did your hubby splat it whilst it was still climbing?

have a look frock,see if youve got a wee flag on your nipple. "

I wondered what these new nipple tassels were

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once woke up in the wee small hours thinking my hair had got in my mouth only to find it was a spider "

WTF?!!!!! If that had happened to me you'd find my name in the obituaries

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I once woke up in the wee small hours thinking my hair had got in my mouth only to find it was a spider

WTF?!!!!! If that had happened to me you'd find my name in the obituaries "

I've had worse... I'd have been the old woman if I'd swallowed and that doesn't end well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once woke up in the wee small hours thinking my hair had got in my mouth only to find it was a spider

WTF?!!!!! If that had happened to me you'd find my name in the obituaries

I've had worse... I'd have been the old woman if I'd swallowed and that doesn't end well."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a mobile home on hols up near Barrow In Furness, having a shower, washing me hair got soap in my eye, washed soap out, opened my eyes to find a huge spider hanging down infront of my face!! It was like in 'Home Alone' when the guy saw the spider on his chest!! I also twisted my ankle trying to get out shower cubicle to fast & slipped on flooor. Lets just say......... yeah i have arachnophobia!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a mobile home on hols up near Barrow In Furness, having a shower, washing me hair got soap in my eye, washed soap out, opened my eyes to find a huge spider hanging down infront of my face!! It was like in 'Home Alone' when the guy saw the spider on his chest!! I also twisted my ankle trying to get out shower cubicle to fast & slipped on flooor. Lets just say......... yeah i have arachnophobia!!"

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