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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are your guys favourite quotes throughout history?

There are so many to pick form

One that always makes me chuckle is this

"Give me ten minutes to talk away my ugly face, and I’ll bed the Queen of France"- Voiltare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a 99"

- Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a quote as such but my favourite opening sentence to a novel is from 'The Trial' by Kafka:

'Someone must have been telling lies about Josef K., he knew he had done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested.'

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By *tuartieMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Robert Owen born 14th May 1771 - 17th November 1858.

All the world is queer save thee and me,

And even thou art a little queer.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right - Ricky Gervais.

Lou x

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.

Josip Broz Tito letter to Staljin

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

-Einstein

If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.

-Nikola Tesla

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I like this reported conversation.

Lady Astor: Mr Churchill, I do believe you are d*unk!

Winston Churchill: And I believe you are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe all the quotes on the internet" Winston Churchill

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

[Removed by poster at 03/11/20 10:37:16]

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The late, great Bon Scott of AC/DC had a great sense of humour. He was asked about the recording of a new album. He replied, when asked about a record producer, "As far as I am concerned, he'd be hard pushed to produce a fart!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some great qoutes here

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I like the story (which is probably untrue) that John Lennon was asked if he thought Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world. He reportedly replied "I don't think he's the best drummer in the Beatles".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if it is attributed to anyone but I like the quote 'It doesn't matter who wins an election, the government always gets in.'

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

In tbe words of Forrest Gump - life is ike a box of chocolates, you never know what uour going to get

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By *tuartieMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Lady Astor to Churchill

If you were my husband I'd poison your tea to which Churchill replied I'd drink it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

John Kettley

“Someone messaged today and said there’s going to be a storm. Well I can tell you there isn’t going to be one....”

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"John Kettley

“Someone messaged today and said there’s going to be a storm. Well I can tell you there isn’t going to be one....” "

Wasn’t that Michael Fish?

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"John Kettley

“Someone messaged today and said there’s going to be a storm. Well I can tell you there isn’t going to be one....”

Wasn’t that Michael Fish? "

Yes, Michael Fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite film quotes is from Evil Dead II:

'You just cut your arm off with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir your d*unk to which winston Churchill replied madam your ugly but I will be sober in the morning

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

‘If you haven’t hear a rumour by 11 o’clock in the morning .... start one’

Billy Connolly!

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

I don't know who said this, but it's one of my favourites:

"There is nothing so momentary as a sporting achievement, and nothing so lasting as the memory of it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spent a lot of money on birds, booze and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"

George Best

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool


"John Kettley

“Someone messaged today and said there’s going to be a storm. Well I can tell you there isn’t going to be one....”

Wasn’t that Michael Fish?

Yes, Michael Fish."

Stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John Kettley

“Someone messaged today and said there’s going to be a storm. Well I can tell you there isn’t going to be one....”

Wasn’t that Michael Fish?

Yes, Michael Fish.

Stand corrected "

John Kettley is a Weatherman

https://youtu.be/Db6WHtNV5-I

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Alan Hansen

“You can’t win anything with kids”

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

I think Diane abbot once said?

A stopped clock is right at least three times a day!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I like the story (which is probably untrue) that John Lennon was asked if he thought Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world. He reportedly replied "I don't think he's the best drummer in the Beatles". "

I think it was a Jasper Carrot sketch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...Lao Tzu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the sound deadlines make as they go whooshing by" Douglas Adams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comparison is the thief of joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy night! Bette Davis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the story (which is probably untrue) that John Lennon was asked if he thought Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world. He reportedly replied "I don't think he's the best drummer in the Beatles". "

Now my memory isn't what it was but I'm sure I heard the radio or tv interview where that question was asked and the rest of the band said it as well. But don't quote me on that.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Bill Clinton

“ I did not have sexual relations with that Woman”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Benjamin Franklin, but he was just quoting a Chinese proverb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oi put that goat down" farmer who lived close to me, about 20 years ago

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I wasn’t me - Shaggy

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Don't look down on anyone unless you are giving them a hand up.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Spike Milligan’s Headstone

“I told you I was ill”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers. - Ancient Chinese proverb I believe...

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Union general trying to inspire his men under withering fire from the confederates jumps up and shouts “ come on men , they couldn’t hit a barn door fro this ra.......”

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By *ich GuyMan
over a year ago

lichfield

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord oh Lordy my bottoms on fire ....

Joan of Ark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates. "

That is so true, I knew a manager once would choose a certain person to do a job, he was a right lazy twat, but he did find the easiest and quickest way to do it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One up the bum, no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One up the bum, no harm done. "

And if in doubt whip it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, I nearly had you!

Paul Walker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the story (which is probably untrue) that John Lennon was asked if he thought Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world. He reportedly replied "I don't think he's the best drummer in the Beatles".

Now my memory isn't what it was but I'm sure I heard the radio or tv interview where that question was asked and the rest of the band said it as well. But don't quote me on that. "

Have a look and listen at the Snopes site

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/john-lennon-ringo-best-drummer/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it“. Lou Holtz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people have spoken... the bastards!

Attributed to Mark Twain and used in 1960s by wonderfully-named US politician Dick Tuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This comes to mind so often ....

It's unwise to pay too much, but it's worse to pay too little. When

you pay too much, you lose a little money - that's all. When you pay

too little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing you

bought was incapable of doing the thing it was bought to do. The

common law of business balance prohibits paying a little and getting a

lot - it can't be done. If you deal with the lowest bidder, it is well

to add something for the risk you run, and if you do that you will

have enough to pay for something better.

John Ruskin

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By *onglegs888Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

As Philip II of Macedon was conquering Greek city-states left and right, Sparta was left alone. Philip had achieved a crushing victory, and Sparta was relatively weak and without walls. Philip sent a message to the Spartans saying “If I invade Lakonia you will be destroyed, never to rise again.” The Spartans replied with one word, “If.”

Bad ass!!!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Mae West is memorable, it's not the men in my life it's the life in my men

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Make it hard to spot the general by working as a soldier.

From a Drake video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just grab her by the pussy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Mae West is memorable, it's not the men in my life it's the life in my men"

I love Mae West

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"One up the bum, no harm done. "
itchy bum surprise to come x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"One up the bum, no harm done. itchy bum surprise to come x"

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"The true measure of any society can be found in how it treats it's most vulnerable members".

Gsndhi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only good thing about having parkinsons desease is being able to put your hand in your pocket, and nobody knows you're wanking" - Billy Connely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe it was Einstein that said "If you judge a fish purely on it's ability to climb trees, it will grow up thinking it's stupid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaargh aarrr arrrrgh arrrr-ooargh....

Chewbacca

Deep stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revenge is a dish, people of taste, prefer to eat cold....Dennis Price in Kind Hearts and Coronets, great movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend in need is a pest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This too shall pass.

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"What the hell was that?"

Mayor of Hiroshima 1945.

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By *ldskoolvaluesMan
over a year ago

The thick of it!

‘I NEVER LOSE! I EITHER WIN OR LEARN’

Nelson Mandela

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"If I loose to Joe Biden you'll never see me again" DJ Trump. I love this quote and pray its the one true thing he said!

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